Due to the history of the two worlds, the difference is not particularly large, although there are some small gaps, but there are ancient historical figures, that is, in the last two hundred years, the difference between the two worlds is very large.

Therefore, Lin Yi can also rest assured that he can boldly shoot this kind of ancient nonsensical short film.

......

In the picture, Jin Ge Iron Horse, swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger, looks very domineering, and it seems that the next moment, a big war is about to break out.

But......

The narration is less serious.

"In the spring of the third year of Jian'an, Cao Cao, CEO of the Wei State Platform, made an appointment to meet Liu Bei, the anchor of the Shu State Platform!"

The narration gradually corresponds to the picture.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei sat opposite each other, each holding a wine glass.

"Liu Bei Lao Tie!"

Cao Cao seemed to be smiling: "What about the big live broadcast platform now, just us, as soon as the two of us merge, there will be nothing wrong with it, and the mess of Dongwu will be crushed!"

Liu Bei pondered: "But brother, there are a few big Internet celebrities in Dongwu!"

Cao Cao sneered: "What kind of thing is the Dongwu platform?"

"I know where to hype all day long, what's the live broadcast? Zhou Yu, it's old and vulgar. ”

......

The screen turns.

An old man with a long beard was tied to a pillar and covered in wounds, and the subtitles showed that the old man was covered in yellow cover.

"Zhou Yu!!"

Huang Gai scolded angrily: "You little rabbit cub, give grandpa a good time, don't be like a girl, grinding and chirping!"

Then, Zhou Yu appeared in the picture, holding his mobile phone, and started the live broadcast.

"Come on, old irons, brush a rocket, and I'll pull the yellow cover for a while. ”

"Bah!" Huang Gai scolded his mother.

"Yo?"

Zhou Yu was suddenly overjoyed: "Thank you to my grandson Lao Tie for the hundred rockets, open up!"

Syllable~

Syllable!

"Ah......h

Zhou Yu held a long whip and beat him in various ways.

......

The picture returns to Cao Cao and Liu Bei, and Cao Cao chuckles: "If they are there, they will be grandstanding!"

"I'm different, what I do is native Internet content. ”

"You can pull it down!" Liu Bei retorted: "Just your bottle, it's not a drop, there is an anchor on your platform called ...... Xiahou, are you brother?"

"Oh mom, I watched his live broadcast that day, and it made me sick...... I was so sick that I didn't eat for days. ”

......

The screen turns again.

Xiahoudun, who was dressed in armor, slashed and killed the enemy, but he was also injured and his eyeballs fell out.

As a result, this old brother had eyeballs in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, and started the live broadcast......

"Oh mom, such good eyeballs, don't eat blind. ”

Immediately, put it in your mouth and eat it to your heart's content.

"Crunchy~~ It's very good!"

......

The picture returns.

Cao Cao was slightly embarrassed: "Oh, in short, my anchor can't do anything, but I have resources, your anchor is awesome, then let's do it together!"

"We both have a thin face, there are all in the world, with you, ironclad NO1!"

"Hehehe. ”

Liu Bei smiled cowardly: "Oh, mom, brother, you look up to me too much, how can I be so virtuous." ”

"Hey, Lao Tie is modest!"

"Looking at the world, the live broadcast platform that can be made is our brothers!"

"Oops, oops, oops. ”

Liu Bei was taken aback by the thunder: "This thunder has made me stunned." ”

"Seriously. ”

Cao Cao smiled: "There are so many live broadcast platforms, I like the anchor of your platform the most." ”

"Especially in that society, you Brother Guan, I always admire him!"

......

Picture transformations.

Brother Guan is a tiger with a Daguan knife, but the Daguan knife is ...... Tie up your phone and broadcast live.

"I'm the No. 1 fastester in the Three Kingdoms, I don't believe you ask Yan Liangwen to be ugly!"

"Lao Tie, is there anything wrong?"

About two heads in one hand......

The key is that the two heads can still talk.

"No~hair~sick~"

"Remember my ID, 7928 four eights, move your little hands to make a fortune, and pay attention. ”

"Brother Guan, there is nothing wrong with the society. ”

......

The picture returns.

Cao Cao smiled: "You brother, steady!"

"I'll send him another red rabbit horse, double click 666!"

Liu Beilian grabbed his mobile phone: "Brother, why are you still following the reward?!"

"Huh?"

Cao Cao was puzzled.

"Didn't you see him smash your field?"

......

Guan Yu took a big knife, and the person who killed him turned on his back and started the live broadcast again.

"Hahaha, the anchor of Wei was killed by me to the point that he didn't have a temper at all, double click 666!"

"By the way, now please do me a favor, I have an old iron, make handmade straw sandals at home, the quality is good!"

"He's recruiting an agent, and I'm putting his WeChat account at the bottom of the screen. ”

......

"Oh, my brother is so real, I can't forget his big brother anywhere, hahaha. ”

Liu Bei smiled brightly.

But Cao Cao was not so happy, and said: "I heard that he has been in trouble recently, and he almost let people unload him?"

......

"What~"

Guan Yu was live broadcasting, with one hand bare-chested: "Today's live broadcast is a hot one, I'll give you a little ruthlessness, scrape the bones and heal the wounds!"

"This is a real knife, there's nothing wrong with it! Lao Tie scrapes my bones today, I don't use anesthetic, as long as I shout ......."

Zla~

The sound of knives entering flesh sounded.

"Ouch!!"

Guan Yu's complexion changed slightly.

"I'll draw 10 people to give ......"

Poof.

"Ah!!h

“666！”

"Ouch......"

Guan Yu was angry and looked at Hua Tuo: "Lao Tie, what are you doing?!"

Who knew that Hua Tuo was also live broadcasting.

"Folks, as long as you brush a sports car, I will give him a knife!"

"If you brush up to a hundred, I'll unload him live!"

"Hahahaha!"

As soon as Hua Tuo turned around, he found that he had been discovered by Guan Yu, and he ran away......

......

"This Hua Tuo is also a talent. ”

"You give me this Hua Tuo......" Cao Cao smiled.

But the next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore.

In the mobile phone screen, Hua Tuo has been caught by Guan Yu, but Hua Tuo still doesn't give up, and says with a smile: "Old iron, tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, the live broadcast will open Cao Cao's head~~~"

Cao Cao was furious: "I'll kill him!"

Liu Bei smiled, and while putting the phone away, he smiled and said, "Calm, calm......"

"Cao Laotie!"

"Huh?"

"Let's not fix those empty heads. ”

"Let's just tell me how much money can you pay?!"

"Let me tell you, in addition to this Guan Yu, I have recently become popular with a large number of Internet celebrities!"

Cao Cao's face changed slightly: "Apart from Guan Yu, who else?!"

"MC Zilong!" Liu Bei was full of confidence.

"MC Zilong?~"

As soon as the voice fell, the picture turned again.

Demonic music and shouting at the same time.

MC Zilong, dressed in silver armor, strode over with a stereo and a spear.

"The knife angrily slashes the snow wing eagle, and the mountain is heroic and rushes into the sky. ”

"Changban Slope is burning, I'll cut Cao Cao live!"

The screen turned......

Gao Ran laughed, it's live broadcasting.

"Old iron, this is the ...... of Nagasaka Slope"

In the middle of the voice, magical music and shouting microphones sounded......