The laughter was very infiltrating, so that Zhang Tiedan couldn't help wiping a cold sweat.

"Tianhao, what are you going to do when you kidnap him?"

Zhang Tianhao smiled sinisterly: "You don't have to worry about it, in short, hehehe......"

Zhang Tiedan asked again: "What about Lu Mingyue?"

"Uh...... I forgot about it. That's it, when I finish cleaning up Xu Moqiu, I'll help you clean up that little. ”

is full of perfunctory, obviously not taking it to heart. Zhang Tiedan was helpless, so he had to nod and talk about something else, but Zhang Tianhao was absent-minded, so he had to give up and get up and leave.

And our teacher Xu was dating Qin Da Mei in a dream at the moment, and his saliva was flowing all over the sofa, completely unaware that a web of conspiracy was quietly covering his head.

......

Summer in the countryside is not as hot as in the city.

The old people sat leisurely in rocking chairs, shaking their fans and staring at the chessboard in front of them, children were running and frolicking around the trees, sweating profusely, and women sat together, munching melon seeds and talking about their daily routines.

As the sun sets, the crickets sing beautiful songs, the wind blows through the cracks in the trees to make a "rustling" sound, and the river lowers its pitch to gently accompani, forming a tactful lullaby.

By the river, an old monk and a beautiful young woman sat fishing.

The old monk was dressed in a bright robe, smiling kindly, looking at the river: "Life is like a fishing line." When it is loose, it is tight, loose is relaxed, and tight is strength. There is looseness and tightness, in order to catch big fish, and there is a degree of relaxation, which is worthy of life. ”

The woman put one hand on her cheek, quietly looked at the river and did not speak, the river wind blew, raising a few strands of her hair.

Seeing that she didn't speak, the old monk continued: "Sitting and fishing, although it is a small world, it is really a big world. On the surface, the angler is obsessed with a wave of clear water, but in fact, it is the wisdom of the angler. Not impatient, not hesitating, good at seizing opportunities. This is not only the way of fishing, but also the ...... of life."

Before she finished speaking, the woman suddenly interrupted: "Old monk, you have been comparing for a long time, aren't you thirsty?"

"You ......" the old monk almost fell into the river in anger, and said with a dissatisfied face, "I have been telling you the truth for a long time, are you all taking it as the wind in your ears?"

The woman didn't answer his words directly, and pointed to the empty fish basket: "I only know that we have been sitting for a long time, and the fish basket is still empty, can we drink the northwest wind tonight?"

"Amitabha, good and good! Lao Gao is a monk and a vegetarian!"

"Oh?" the woman pouted, "Then you still come to fish? You are abusing life, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you?"

"Huh. The old monk smiled, "I don't have a fishing rod for fishing." How can we say that we abuse lives?"

"Oh, really?" said the woman, with a playful face, pointing to the sinking buoy, "Look!

The old monk's face changed greatly, he picked up the fishing rod and lifted it violently, and a crucian carp four fingers wide struggled to break out of the water.

"This ...... This...... I know, you must have taken advantage of my convenience just now to secretly change the fishing hook for me, right?" The old monk was so angry that he pointed at the woman with an angry face and asked.

The woman's beautiful eyes widened instantly: "How can you frame a good person indiscriminately? You yourself remembered wrongly, and you still rely on me......! How can the monks do this now?"

"Sin, sin!" the old monk carefully removed the hook and was about to release the crucian carp, but the woman snatched it.

The old monk suddenly became anxious: "What are you doing? Quickly put it into the river! Don't harm your life!"

The woman refused: "Hey, have you made a mistake? You have caught it and put it back, why are you torturing people so much? As a monk, why is your heart so vicious? Aren't you afraid of dying and going to hell?"

"Amitabha, put this little fish down!"

The woman stubbornly said, "No, I'm going to take it back to make soup!" Besides, this fish is not small, it's a pity not to eat it." ”

"Sin, sin! Listen to me, all things are ......"

"Don't listen, don't listen. The woman stood up, "I'm hungry, I'll bake it now!"

The old monk was shocked: "What?!You stop me! If you dare to attack it today, old man...... The old man just crashed to his death on the stone slab!"

The woman immediately stopped: "Are you really playing? Hey, isn't it just a fish? Do you want to ...... like this?"

"What you see is a fish, but what I see is a life! The Buddha said, all living beings are equal, and if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell! If you let it go, I will take one life for another!"

"Don't ...... I'm kidding you, can't I eat it!" the woman looked depressed and put the crucian carp in her hand into the water. I washed my hands and sat back next to the old monk.

The old monk put away the fishing rod and sat cross-legged: "Why did you suddenly remember to come to see me, an old man?"

"I missed you, so I'll take a look. Why, you don't welcome me?" the woman picked up the stone and floated towards the river.

"You've got something on your mind. ”

The woman grabbed her hair and said with a distressed expression, "Hey...... Old monk, I'm very troubled! There's something I don't know how to deal with. I've never encountered such a tangled thing in my life. Why don't you help me with my staff?"

The old monk smiled: "It's an emotional thing." ”

"yes, you guessed that. Am I acting that obviously?"

The old monk shook his head: "Ancient and modern crazy men and women, who can pass the love test." Trapped by love, it means that you have really grown up, come and tell me, which guy is so ...... Such a visionary, fancy me, my perfect apprentice. ”

"Oh, old monk, let me ask you a question. ”

"But it doesn't hurt to say that. ”

"What is love?"

"What do you ask me?" the old monk's face seemed to be a little unpleasant.

The woman tilted her head: "I asked you what love is? Why, don't you know?"

"You...... It's too much!" the old monk stood up and walked away.

But isn't it? You are in love with a monk? It's just too much of a deception! What's the difference between that and selling a comb to someone?

The woman hurriedly got up and chased after her: "Hey...... It's a good conversation, why do you suddenly get nervous?"

Who had a good chat with you? Did you talk to me seriously from beginning to end? And said I was nervous?

"Amitabha. The old monk chanted a Buddha horn and suppressed his anger, "Qin Mengyan! Teacher Qin! This kind of question, do you think it's really appropriate for you to ask me a monk?"

Yes, the woman in front of him who made him very annoyed was Qin Mengyan and Qin Da Beauty, who was trapped by love and came out to relax. At the same time, she is also the apprentice of this old monk.

But her heart is getting more and more uncomfortable, but she still misses the feeling of having that slut by her side.

Qin Mengyan looked puzzled: "It's appropriate! What's wrong with this? Don't you know a lot of truth? It's still hard for you to get this question? Come on, tell me about it." ”

"That's it, the old man still has scriptures to read, don't bother me!" the old monk flicked his sleeves and quickened his pace.

Qin Mengyan followed him back to the temple, watched the old monk's meditation room close with a bang, smacked her lips and walked towards the side room.

Following the old monk to sit outside for a long time, hungry, opened the cabinet and took out the roast chicken that was not eaten at noon, and just gnawed a piece, a quick knock on the door came from outside.

"Open the door!" came the old monk's impatient voice outside the door.

Qin Mengyan was shocked, and in a panic, she threw the half of the roast chicken out of the window, and then rushed away

Closed tightly, hurriedly got up and opened the door, pretending to be sleepy-eyed and opening the door: "Dry ......"

Before the words fell, the old monk came in, sniffed around, smelled the fragrance remaining in the air, and became more determined in his thoughts, and asked, "Where are the things?"

"What is it?" Qin Mengyan asked knowingly.

The old monk said with a gloomy face: "What are you talking about?"

Qin Mengyan shrugged her shoulders and said, "How do I know what you're talking about?

"Don't be poor there!" the old monk's face was full of anger, "Let me ask you, where is my dawn chicken?"

"How do I know?" Qin Mengyan's eyes widened with an innocent expression, "I said, old monk, don't you suspect that I stole your Baoxiao chicken, right? As a monk, you have framed a kind and upright people's teacher, and after your death, the Buddha will definitely let you kneel for ten days and half a month to repent." ”

Without waiting for him to speak, Qin Mengyan said again: "Come, you listen to my analysis with you, you see, the barren mountains and mountains near here may be dragged by the yellow fishy, the wild cat pounced, and the old kite (eagle) bite, what does this have to do with me?"

"Do you dare to deny it?" the old monk almost exploded in anger, pointing to a pile of chicken bones under the bed, "Then you tell me what this is?"

"Uh...... How do I know? Hey, it looks like a pig bone, hey...... It must have been brought in by a mouse. You said that your environment here is so bad that rats crawl on my face when you sleep at night! If I hadn't been bold, I would have had a heart attack. "If she didn't catch it, Qin Mengyan wouldn't admit it if she was killed, and directly detained the black pot on the mouse's body.

The old monk screamed: "I think you are the mouse!"

"Hey, how do you talk? I'm also your apprentice, and I'm really sad and sad when you say that...... Hey, I'm disheartened, I'm going to jump into the river, don't stop me......"

"Stop!" the old man stepped forward and pulled at her coat and asked, "Then how do you explain that your mouth is full of oil, and there is a smell of roast chicken in the room?"

Damn, you forgot this? Qin Mengyan hurriedly wiped her mouth and pointed her hand behind her back: "Wow, what a big mouse!"

However, he can only run away and come back when the old monk is angry. As soon as the front foot came out of the door of the chamber, the old monk followed and killed.

"Today the old monk has to teach you a lesson!" Although the old monk is old, his skills are not ordinary vigorous, when his footsteps move, a strong wind blows on the ground, and the fallen leaves rise with the wind.

Qin Mengyan turned sideways to block the old monk's fist and took two steps back: "Isn't it? Isn't it just a dawn chicken? You use the mobile phone I bought you as an alarm clock, won't it ring? You don't need to feed it every day, society is progressing, you have to keep up, otherwise you will be eliminated sooner or later! The nunnery next door to you has a WeChat group. ”

The old monk's eyes erupted with fire, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Sharp teeth and sharp mouth! You yourself said, how much has you harmed my health in the past few days?"

Qin Mengyan put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and rolled her eyes: "I don't know what you're talking about." ”

"Then let me ask you, what about the two soft-shelled turtles in the pond I released?"

"I don't know. ”

"Where's the pigeon in my cage?"

"I haven't seen it. ”

"You...... Look at the move!" and then to her, the old monk felt that he would be angry to death before he even had his hand. Tie blushed and slashed over with one palm.

Qin Mengyan hurriedly flashed to the side: "What are you doing?" I respect the old and love the young, don't force me to do it." ”

"Just let the old man see if your kung fu has grown over the years of going down the mountain!" the old man's figure flashed, and he approached like a whirlwind.

Qin Mengyan rolled up her sleeves and said angrily: "Hey, you are so stubborn......! You're welcome, girl!"

"Come!"