Chapter 457: Get Me a Handle!
"Deer...... Lu Yifan, you're not dead?!" Lu Guangzhong looked at Lu Yifan, his eyes full of horror.
Didn't he buy the bloody "Kill Your Whole Family Package"?
Why did Lu Yifan not only not die, but also appeared in his bedroom?
"yes, I'm not dead, I'm disappointed, right?"
Lu Yifan stepped forward, his fingers like lightning, and clicked on Lu Guangzhong's acupoint.
Suddenly, Lu Guangzhong was completely still like a robot.
The young lady with the red fruit on his body turned white with fright.
What the hell is this?
Skills?
Point point?
Martial arts master?
"You, put on your clothes!" Lu Yifan pointed at Miss.
The young lady did as she was told.
Touching his chin, Lu Yifan said with a smile: "If I kill you now, it's too cheap for you, and if the police track it down, I may still cause a commotion."
Well...... I came up with a great idea!"
Lu Yifan smiled and asked the young lady, "Do you know which side has more young ladies?"
When the young lady heard this, she looked Lu Yifan up and down, and then said: "Big brother, if you want to play, don't look for someone else, I'll let you play, you're so handsome, I don't charge money!"
"Don't talk nonsense! Tie this guy up and take me to your cheapest store!"
When the young lady heard this, she was afraid that Lu Yifan, a "martial arts master", would kill her, so she had to tie up Lu Guangzhong Wuhuanda with a rope.
Throwing Lu Guangzhong into a big bag and carrying it on his back, led by the young lady, he soon came to a dark and narrow alley nearby.
"Big brother, the foot therapy shop in this small alley is the cheapest place in our Jiangdong.
But I'm kind enough to tell you that most of the women here aren't clean!
Don't just be greedy and get sick again.
Of course, the most terrifying thing is that some shops are pure black shops, and the ladies in them all bring handles, and when they take off their pants, they may be bigger than yours!"
"Hmph, it's best to bring it when you're sick!" After that, Lu Yifan took out a wad of banknotes and threw it in the face of the young lady, "Take the money and get out!"
The young lady smiled and said, "Hey, thank you, big brother!"
Carrying Lu Guangzhong on his back, Lu Yifan walked into a pedicure shop lit up with pink neon lights.
Among them, there are a few women with nose droppings, heavy makeup, and fat meat, smoking cigarettes and picking their feet, waiting for business boringly.
As soon as they saw Lu Yifan, their eyes straightened!
How could such a handsome little fresh meat with slag come to patronize a pheasant shop like theirs?
Isn't it a dream?
Wow rub, how can I post money today, and my wife is willing to serve!!
"What about the boss, who is the boss?" Lu Yifan asked in a cold voice.
"I'm the boss, handsome guy, are you here to have fun?" A middle-aged woman with an old folded face, a mouth like two sausages, and a vulgar leopard-print bikini stood up with a smile on her face, her eyes still shooting at Lu Yifan.
Smelling the pungent and rich fox smell on her body, Lu Yifan almost didn't vomit.
Nima, dare to come out and sell it like this?
One look at it will reduce your life expectancy by ten years!
"Is any of the young ladies in your store sick?" Lu Yifan said straight to the point.
"Hey, what you said, although our shop is small, but the health checks are still done regularly, and the ladies are absolutely clean!" the boss swore to him.
"Don't be sick if you're not sick. Lu Yifan took out a stack of red hundred-yuan bills domineeringly, slapped them on the table, and said.
"This ......"
The boss was directly confused.
Don't you want to be sick?
This little handsome guy has a lot of taste!
But when he saw the pile of banknotes, the boss gritted his teeth and nodded: "Okay! Ruhua, Cuifen, Shuping, you guys come here!" Boss, let me tell you the truth, these three people in our store have actually contracted more than a dozen venereal diseases, and they have not been cured for a long time, are you sure you need them?"
"Okay! good!" Lu Yifan nodded with satisfaction, and then took out a wad of banknotes, "If you can find me a handle, the money is also yours!"
When the boss saw the thick two stacks of banknotes, his eyes shone brightly!
This money is a month's turnover of her small shop!
The boss gritted his teeth, and in Lu Yifan's dumbfounded gaze, he took down his fake, and said in an extremely rough voice:
"Boss, to tell you the truth, I'm actually a man. ”
"Damn, then how do you usually do business?" Lu Yifan asked, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Hey, all the people who come here to play are countrymen who are hungry and thirsty to a certain extent, poor workers, turn off the lights, he just has a hole to play. The boss said with a smile on his face.
"Okay, boss, you're awesome! you take the money, and come to room 6o3 of the Crown Hotel in a moment."
There is the Lord whom you will serve.
Remember, my master has very strong tastes and is very, and he is still a shaky m, especially likes to be abused, and he likes you with a handle.
As long as you can serve him well, after the deed is completed, there will be a big drop of money!" Lu Yifan said.
The boss patted his chest and said excitedly: "Boss, don't worry, it's not me who brags, just my skills, I have the best way to treat Shake M!"
I can smoke your boss with a leather whip and call your ancestors, and I can smoke his chrysanthemums with candles, and I promise to make him feel refreshed!"
The other three young ladies who were infected with venereal diseases and looked extremely ugly also said with excitement on their faces: "Don't worry, boss, we will let your master know tonight what the phrase 'the body is hollowed out' in the advertisement means!"
Lu Guangzhong, who was in the big bag, heard the conversation between Lu Yifan and the boss, and his face was already green!
Crown Hotel, room 6o3.
Lu Yifan threw Lu Guangzhong, who was covered in red fruits, on the bed, and untied his acupoints, and said with a smile: "Dude, you are blessed! Tonight, there are not only three beautiful women serving you, but also strong men who are as strong as cattle and proficient in S (harmony) M techniques make you feel refreshed!"
Lu Guangzhong said fearfully: "Lu Yifan, do you think I will let them touch me?"
Lu Yifan smiled while taking out a pack of medicinal powder from his arms and said with a smile: "Don't worry, after taking this pack of medicine, I can't help you!"
After speaking, Lu Yifan broke Lu Guangzhong's mouth and poured the whole package of medicinal powder into his throat.
"Ahem...... You...... What kind of medicine are you giving me?!" Lu Guangzhong asked in horror.
"This is a new type of medicinal powder that I just learned to configure, strange ~ lewd ~ and ~ combined ~ scattered!
You'll know how good it is in a moment!"
At this moment, the door was quietly opened.
Four black shadows, as strong as oxen, slaughtered in a menacing manner.
"No...... Don't come here!" Lu Guangzhong shrank to the edge of the bed in fear and said tremblingly.
It's horrible!
These four are simply horrible!
Three of the women are ugly and make you want to vomit!
The leg hair is longer than that of a man, the weight is heavier than that of a sow, and the fat on the belly is about to overflow!
But the most terrifying thing is the shemale who dresses up as a woman!
He was holding a small leather whip and a lit candle in his hand, and was licking his lips at Lu Guangzhong.
"Four, serve my master well!"
(End of chapter)
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