Chapter 302: Stinky Tofu Bath
At this time, Liang Han couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, damn, a young man and a child who came over, what's so scary?
He comforted himself so much in his heart, but somehow, his heart was not steady.
Yuwen Xiao on the side couldn't see what this meant, and there was still a little worry on his face.
After all, he wasn't sure that Sang Tianshuo would be able to deal with Liang Han when he came.
This thing is a fierce general in the beggar gang, and he will give in because Sang Tianshuo beat him?
Seeing Yuwen Xiao's expression, Song Zixuan smiled and patted him on the shoulder before approaching.
"Don't worry, by the way, do you have any coffee here?"
"Oh, yes, do you want to drink it now?"
Song Zixuan smiled: "You tell me where to drink, I can go myself." ”
"There's a break room over there, so I'll take you there. Yuwen Xiao pointed in one direction and said.
"Hehe, no, just stay and watch the play, I'll go by myself. ”
Then, Song Zixuan walked out, and Fang Rui followed, after all, his task was not to watch the excitement, but to protect Song Zixuan.
Walking out of the office, Fang Rui said: "Second master, that Liang Han is miserable now, it is estimated that Tianshuo will kill him." ”
"Hehe, almost, there's no Tianshuo who can't ask anyway, but Xiaobao is very smart, and he originally planned to help me deal with Rakishisius, but now he uses it as a reward for Tianshuo. ”
"This kid is a goblin, if Tianshuo has a bad stomach, then Xiaobao has twice as much as him. ”
After saying that, both of them laughed.
At this time, in the utility room, Sang Tianshuo walked in front of Liang Han: "Are you sure you don't say it?"
Liang Han raised his head and looked at Sang Tianshuo, his eyes narrowed slightly, although his heartbeat was obviously accelerating, he still tried his best to restrain himself.
"Villain, I still remember how you looked in the hotel that day!"
Hearing this, Sang Tianshuo nodded vigorously: "Yes, the young master is a coward, but there is another characteristic, that is, who let me coax, I seized the opportunity to let him die!"
"Hahaha, you little ghost, you still want me to die? Have you ever killed someone? Have you ever taken a knife? Do you know what it's like to kill someone?"
In Liang Han's eyes, Sang Tianshuo is just an ordinary young man, and the words he released at this time are pure bragging.
Sang Tianshuo felt that it didn't matter, shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "The master really doesn't know, but ...... I don't want to know now, I'll have to let you speak first. ”
"Come on, boy, I'll see what you can do!"
Sang Tianshuo and Gu Xiaobao glanced at each other, and both of them smiled.
"Little begging for food, have you given him food?"
"Oh? no. Gu Xiaobao didn't know what Sang Tianshuo meant, so he replied casually.
Sang Tianshuo thought for a while: "Oh, this is not hospitality, but you see that he is tied up, it must be impossible to eat by himself, let's feed him." ”
"Okay, you're in charge!" Gu Xiaobao said.
Sang Tianshuo immediately looked back at Yuwen Xiao: "Is there a funnel?"
"Huh, funnels?"
"yes, bring one. ”
"Oh. ”
Then, Yuwen Xiao went to look for the funnel, but just as he was about to go out, he saw a plastic funnel on the ground.
He approached and picked it up, "Is this okay?"
Sang Tianshuo took a look, estimating that this was left over from the company that rented here before, and saw that the funnel was full of dirt, presumably used to filter white pulp and other things.
"Okay, that's great. ”
"Then I'll go wash up. ”
"Don't," Sang Tianshuo hurriedly stepped forward and snatched the funnel, "What to wash, it's rare to get it so well." ”
Yuwen Xiao was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what he meant.
Sang Tianshuo immediately walked towards Liang Han: "Hey, it's strange, it's poor, are you hungry? ”
Liang Han looked at Sang Tianshuo coldly, he was anxious to see in a certain movie, someone used a funnel to pour cockroaches, grasshoppers and other insects into other people's mouths.
Thinking of this, Liang Han snorted coldly: "Hmph, come on, you want to feed me bugs, uncle, I love to eat high protein, come on!"
The more Liang Han spoke, the more imposing he became, and he really put on a posture that was not afraid of death.
Sang Tianshuo shook his head: "That's so boring, I feel ashamed that the master wants to do such a cheesy thing." ”
As he spoke, he walked towards Liang Han with a funnel.
Liang Han only felt a drop of sweat on his forehead, and he was not afraid of anything on the surface, but he was really panicked in his heart.
Especially when you look at the funnel, which is very dirty, with lime mortar on it, and some black earth.
I don't know how many people have used it and stepped on it......
Walking in front of Liang Han, Sang Tianshuo raised the two corners of his mouth and made a standard smile.
"Come, Dalang, drink the medicine. ”
As he spoke, he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and suddenly stuffed the tip of the funnel into Liang Han's mouth.
At this time, Liang Han's regret was over, and the bitter taste entered his tongue, and he suddenly felt like vomiting.
But the matter has come to this point, if he admits it, he will really plant it, anyway, he has already stuffed his mouth, and he has to endure what he feeds for a while, otherwise the hardships in front will be in vain!
But even if Liang Han thought so, he changed his mind in the next second.
"Yuwen Xiao, help me hold his head!"
"Okay!"
Yuwen Xiao walked over, held Liang Han's head down with both hands, and let him sway even if he tried hard.
Sang Tianshuo smiled: "I'm sorry, the master is in a hurry." ”
As he spoke, Sang Tianshuo began to untie his belt.
Liang Han is disgusting, at first he thought Sang Tianshuo was bragging, but he saw that this guy was really digging. The appetite suddenly began to reverse.
He coaxed.
Really, it's not awesome anymore.
He wanted to admit it.
But...... No chance.
Yuwen Xiao's head was held with all his strength, his mouth was stuffed into a funnel, and no one heard what he said, so he could only let out a whining sound.
Not only that, Sang Tianshuo had already begun to whistle at this time.
Liang Han wanted to cry without tears, so he had to close both eyes and wait to face the nausea he had never felt since he was a child.
He secretly swore in his heart that once he could move, the first thing he would do was to kill Sang Tianshuo.
Thinking about it, the warm taste has slowly flowed into the mouth, and the next second, the water flow becomes larger......
Yuwen Xiao looked stupid, and finally understood Gu Xiaobao's sentence...... There is nothing Sang Tianshuo can't ask.
It's a fucking loss!
The first-class master of the dignified clean clothes faction was urinated today...... Speaking of which, I'm afraid Liang Han won't be able to walk on the rivers and lakes.
Seeing that the funnel was about to be full, Sang Tianshuo frowned slightly: "Damn, don't you drink?" Yuwen Xiao, if you want this urine to splash on your shoes for a while, don't break his teeth." ”
"Ahh ”
Yuwen Xiao really didn't want to, Tai Nima was disgusting.
He immediately put his hand on Liang Han's cheek and began to exert force, and instantly pried open Liang Han's teeth.
Gollum ...... Gollum ......
Without the power of his teeth and tongue, Liang Han couldn't lock his throat at all, and he felt that the warm liquid flowed down his throat and eyes.
Seeing Liang Han shaking for a while, obviously feeling like he was about to vomit, Yuwen Xiao couldn't hold it anymore.
Especially Sang Tianshuo doesn't know if it's on fire, this smell is still very big.
Gu Xiaobao was good, he hurriedly turned around and walked away for four or five meters, and he didn't look at it, after all, it was too hooked.
When he took out the funnel, Liang Han immediately spit it out.
The intense nausea had left him no longer to think about where to vomit, and there was yellow water on his clothes, pants, and the ground in front of him......
Seeing this scene, Sang Tianshuo felt a little sick to his stomach, and hurriedly walked away and took a deep breath, which made him feel more comfortable.
Immediately, he continued to look at Liang Han: "What's the matter, buddy, continue?"
Liang Han retched, thinking that he had endured it all here, and now it was too wronged to admit it, so he simply gritted his teeth.
"There's still a trick to grass, let's do it!"
Sang Tianshuo is not in a hurry, he has a lot of tricks, and he hasn't lit up his socks yet.
"Trick, big nephew!" Gu Xiaobao said.
"Hehe, the trick doesn't work well today, I washed my feet last night, if you had told me that I had this errand today, I promised to let him faint directly!"
These words were just said, but Yu Wenxiao's face on the side already showed disgust......
"Come on, that...... Big stupid bear, why don't you eat some, if you don't say anything about eating, I'll come back tomorrow and let you try the trick. ”
As soon as he heard this, Liang Han immediately chuckled in his heart, how could there really be such a disgusting person in the world?
But then I thought about it, he just peed a pee, and he didn't care about anything if it was a man, but he wouldn't be able to pull here, right? That's too much.
Thinking of this, he said, "Hmph, pull, you pull and I'll eat." ”
Sang Tianshuo smiled: "Are you sick in the brain? Are you stupid to drink urine? Lao Tzu's jade is worthy of you to eat? Yuwen Xiao, go to the toilet to get some, don't care who he is." ”
"I'm not going!"
Yuwen Xiao only said three words, and his expression was extremely serious and firm.
"Damn, he is disobedient?" Sang Tianshuo said.
Gu Xiaobao shrugged: "No way, otherwise...... Will you go yourself?"
"Come on, I'm not going either, yes, yes, is there stinky tofu?"
Liang Han sneered: "Hahaha, it's to grandpa's taste, bring it." ”
Sang Tianshuo glanced at him: "It's so beautiful to you, it's for you to bathe." ”
Liang Han was really stunned, this guy really could think of any stubble, stinky tofu bath?
Seriously, he resisted......
When the washing is finished, these people are gone, but he has to stay here all the time, and he is covered in stinky tofu soup, what is it like?
But before Liang Han could speak, Sang Tianshuo frowned slightly: "Forget it, we have to wait, anyway, I am wearing yesterday's sneakers today, and it is estimated that the taste will be similar this morning." ”
As he spoke, Sang Tianshuo slipped his slippers.
Seeing this scene, Gu Xiaobao ran out of the door as soon as possible, and he had heard of this trick......
Yuwen Xiao didn't know what was going on, so he also followed.
Liang Han was left alone, watching Sang Tianshuo take off his shoes and slowly approach, his eyes full of fear.
But this is not the most frightening, when the smell wafted over, Liang Han's eyes were straight.
Nima!
Is this still the smell of human feet?
As we get closer, the smell gets stronger......
Liang Han shouted in his heart, kneeling and begging stinky tofu to take a bath......
Sang Tianshuo smiled slightly before approaching, and before Liang Han could speak, the big feet covered his face directly.
Gu Xiaobao and Yuwen Xiao, who watched this scene, were shocked, and suddenly had a feeling of sympathy for Liang Han.
And Liang Han vomited for a while, but Sang Tianshuo didn't stop, and the big feet rubbed and crushed on his face, and the smell fell on his face.