Chapter 71: A new show is out
It turns out that Miyamoto Musashi is not dead!
Previously, the Miyamoto family offered a global reward for Lu Yifan, and even did not hesitate to announce the location of the tomb of the god of war, which was completely a conspiracy!
Miyamoto Musashi, who is sleeping in the tomb of the god of war, has become one with the strongest god, Yaki Orochi.
But because the body is too weak now, it needs a lot of essence and qi tonic to fully recover.
Rewarding Lu Yifan is just a gimmick.
Let the world's most powerful monks and superpowers send them to the door to replenish the Yaqi Orochi, which is the ultimate goal of the Miyamoto family.
"Yaki Orochi, Miyamoto Musashi?"
Lu Yifan's eyes shone brightly: "The snake gall of the Baqi Snake is the thing of the sun.
It just happened to match the eyeball I got in the Great Ming King Realm, and broke through the Eye of the Innocent Law into the Root Eye. ”
Thinking of this, Lu Yifan nodded and said, "Okay, I have a general understanding of your situation."
In the future, in front of outsiders, don't call me master.
Call me Master Fan, or Brother Fan, or Young Master. ”
"Yes, master. Enma and Sakura Saito hurriedly bowed and took the order.
After the matter was dealt with, Lu Yifan also breathed a sigh of relief, and then sat on the single sofa and closed his eyes to recuperate.
Seeing the master lying on the sofa and closing his eyes to recuperate, Saito Sakura walked to Lu Yifan with the Enma trembling.
One left and one right apart, get down on your knees.
The plump ass landed on the heels, and then stretched out the white and slender Qianqianyu hand, gently pinching and beating Lu Yifan's legs.
Speaking of which, the thoughts and behaviors of women in island countries are relatively traditional.
Family status is also low.
And a woman like Sakura Saito, who has a long history of her own family, is even more traditional.
Needless to say, she has lived for thousands of years, and she is very familiar with the ancient island women serving the king.
Since they have been marked as slaves, they will naturally regard Lu Yifan as their heaven.
They are truly the only man.
is alive to serve Lu Yifan, just to help him vent his unhappiness.
So when he saw the master lying on the sofa with his eyes closed, he was bold, stepped forward, and tried his best to beat Lu Yifan's legs and pinch his shoulders with great tenderness and care.
Two pairs of smooth little hands rubbed and pressed on the body.
And it's an exotic beauty.
Lu Yifan felt as if he was floating, and all the pores around his body were all relaxed.
It's no wonder that the current patriarchs of big families are willing to accept a beautiful woman from an island country.
It turns out that the traditional island woman is so gentle and her craftsmanship is so good!
Lu Yifan felt the tingling sensation on his shoulders and legs, and the tip of his nose smelled the fragrance of the two island girls, which was very comfortable.
Nangong Wu was dumbfounded when she watched it on the side!
The terrifying Shikami and the powerful Onmyoji are actually massaging Lu Yifan!
What an awesome thing this is!
After relieving himself, Nangong Wu's eyes at Lu Yifan were full of indescribable fanaticism and worship!
To say that Nangong Dance has seen the world, and has also seen really awesome people.
But I have never seen such a powerful person as the mysterious Onmyoji and the terrifying Shikikami!
Nangong Wu thought for a moment.
Also joined in.
For Lu Yifan, he gently pinched his head.
At this moment, on Lu Yifan's head, three pairs of proud peaks were gently beating his hair, intentionally or unintentionally.
It tickles his heart.
Finally after I couldn't stand it anymore.
Lu Yifan said to Enma and Saito Sakura: "You two should retreat first." ”
After feeling Lu Yifan's strength, Enma and Saito Sakura were unhappy in their hearts.
But he could only bow, bow, say "hi", and then stepped back.
Lu Yifan hugged Nangong Wu, who had misty eyes and was shy, and said, "Little girl, I'm going to do bad things!"
Nangong Wu nodded.
What followed was an indescribable scene in the apartment.
Following.
Because the clever ghost floated into the apartment from time to time, urging Lu Yifan.
He didn't do it either.
In order not to snap in the future, there is a ghost floating on his head.
I can only start planning a new interface for the demons of the eighteen layers of hell to watch.
In fact, because of the heavenly wish charm, many programs, Lu Yifan came with a pen.
You can write a plan in five minutes.
But after thinking about it for a long time, it was not appropriate.
What a good voice in China, a good song, what a masked singer, a singer in nature, these programs are a little outdated.
Besides, the demons in hell are so angry.
How can you be attracted by ordinary programs and eliminate the evil thoughts in your heart!
It's not easy to do!
What program is suitable for you?
Lu Yifan really had a headache and paced back and forth in the apartment.
"Yifan, what are you worried about?" Nangong Wu said curiously.
"I was thinking about making a show.
A show for the demons of hell. "Lu Yifan Dao.
"How do I remember, Brother Fan, you did a very popular show before?
Wouldn't it be okay to do another second season?"
"That doesn't fit.
Everyone has said that the ghosts are not happy to watch the outdated show.
The resentment in hell soared again.
Many imps are too resentful to be reincarnated. ”
Lu Yifan shook his head and sighed.
"Hmm...... In that case, why don't you make an idol cloud cultivation show?" Nangong Wu proposed.
"Idol cloud cultivation?"
Lu Yifan's eyes lit up when he heard this.
That's right!
The reason why the shows I mentioned are outdated.
Isn't it because the audience doesn't have any sense of participation?
If you make a show yourself, let all the little ghosts in hell participate in the idol variety show.
Maybe it works!
Suddenly, Lu Yifan's eyes lit up!
Pregnant!
Why did you forget it!
Lu Yifan suddenly thought of a show.
He is worried about what kind of show to do for the ghosts of hell, and he is also worried about how to improve his fame after being away from the entertainment industry for so long!
As a result, when he thought of this show, he immediately understood it.
I feel like my whole body is bright!
Girl, it's you!
Yes!
It doesn't get much more fitting than this show!
Lu Yifan immediately called the clever ghost in.
"Yifan Shangxian, have you thought of a new program plan?" the clever ghost floated in the air and asked respectfully.
"I think I've thought of it, but it's not finalized yet.
I would like to ask you some questions. "Lu Yifan said.
"Even if you ask, you know everything and you can't say anything. "Clever ghost.
"What is the ratio of men and women in your hell? are there more men, or are there more women?" Lu Yifan asked.
"Truth be told, because in recent years, there has been a serious imbalance in the ratio of men and women in the mortal world.
As a result, the underworld also has a cascading effect.
Now the ratio of male ghosts to female ghosts is as high as five to one!
People want to find a beautiful female ghost in hell, and there are all kinds of requirements over there.
It's not a big chamber, it's a chariot. The clever ghost said helplessly.
(End of chapter)