Chapter 87, Stinky Hooligan (2)
Yi Chao quickly got up and was angry and wanted to lose his temper with Zhang Han. Suddenly, I saw her standing pitifully and at a loss, and I yelled at the words on my lips and swallowed them back.
At this time, the security guard had already walked up to him, holding a flashlight so that the two of them couldn't open their eyes.
"What are you doing here? Are you the owners of our community? I don't sleep at night...... security guard asked.
Zhang Han suddenly interrupted the security guard: "That, it's okay." Hehe...... It's not what you think, we're getting ready to go home. ”
The drunk state is still the same, and the little hand is casually pulled in the air, looking shy.
Yi Chao saw it in his eyes, and Zhang Han's coquettish voice suddenly sounded in his heart: "I hate it!"
Instantly got goosebumps all over his body, and hurriedly said to the security guard: "I live in Building A, no, she just came back from drinking, and I'm looking for her to go home." ”
The security guard ignored him, and then Zhang Han asked, "What do I think?"
Zhang Han squirmed: "Oh, uncle, don't you just think I'm here with him?" ”
Holding the two thumbs of his left and right hands nodding to each other, his face flushed. I don't know if it's because of drunkenness or shyness.
Yi Chao stepped forward and slapped her hand twice, and said secretly: "I'm really not ashamed!"
Zhang Han's hand hurt, retracted his hand and touched it, and muttered: "Ah, it hurts!
Yi Chao was helpless and said loudly: "Can't go back? ”
"Be affectionate, go home and be affectionate, what kind of system is it here? "The security guard thought they were two.
Yi Chao had the heart to explain, and the security guard uncle flickered his flashlight, muttered a word not to affect the rest of the others, turned around and left.
Zhang Han shouted at the back of the security uncle: "I know, the uncle should also pay attention to his body." Thank you!”
A ninety-degree bend and bow, almost carrying it headlong. Yi Chao's eyes were quickly helped.
Zhang Han stood up violently, his long hair swaying, and swept over Yi Chao's face. Squinting his eyes in a daze, he leaned over to Yi Chao to take a look.
"Ah, it's you, coward. Oh, you said you were going to carry me back, come on, come on. In a trance, he jumped on Yi Chao's back.
Yi Chao complained: "I'll go, remember to ask me to carry it." ”
Feeling the warmth behind him, Zhang Han had already wrapped his hands around his neck, and wanted to climb onto his back with his feet.
Yi Chao felt extremely embarrassed for three seconds, so he had to pick up the bag with difficulty, and then carry her back and walk back.
After entering the elevator, Yi Chao was already sweating on his forehead.
"I'll let you down and stand on your own. ”
Yi Chao saw that Zhang Han did not answer, and through the reflection of the elevator door, he found that Zhang Han had fallen asleep on his shoulder.
Yi Chao turned his head with difficulty, and saw that her mouth was slightly open, and saliva flowed onto her shoulder.
I felt sick in an instant, and I couldn't put her down at will, so I had to barely carry it. The heart said that there were not one hundred and twenty pounds, but there were also one hundred and eight pounds.
Looking at the blurred face on the elevator door, I couldn't help but think of Zhang Ting, the two looked almost identical.
When she was a child, in order to protect herself, Zhang Ting often taught Zhang Han a good lesson. His young heart was greatly moved, and Tong Yan Wuji promised to marry Zhang Ting.
Nowadays, time has passed, and things are not people!
Yi Chao shook his head, entered the house and threw Zhang Han on the sofa.
Sting!
The ring on Zhang Han's hand was hung on the tear of the T-shirt, just in the area of force, and it was cut directly from the side of the T-shirt.
Yi Chao simply tore off his shirt and threw it into the trash, put down his bag, and saw that Zhang Han was twisting his body, and he might roll off the sofa at any time, thus hitting the coffee table.
Helplessly muttered to himself: "Hey, why do you want me to serve." I'll take you in for one night, and I won't stop. ”
Lifting her legs onto the couch, I saw her head suffocating on the couch again. said secretly, and she was not afraid of suffocation, so she had to gently adjust her head and try to make her face the sky.
Suddenly, Zhang Han suddenly threw his hand over, slapped Yi Chao on the back of the head, and hugged him into his arms.
Muttered, "Stinky boy, don't try to run!" I'll tell you......"
Yi Chao was suffering from a pain in the back of his head, he didn't expect her to make a sudden move, seeing that his face was about to stick to Zhang Han's face, he steadied it violently.
The two faced each other only a few centimeters, Zhang Han's eyelashes were clearly visible, and the red lips of his small mouth were full and shiny.
Yi Chao was stunned for a moment, thinking that he was still a little different from Zhang Ting.
Suddenly, Zhang Han's lips trembled, and he let out a long breath.
An unpleasant smell of alcohol rushed out, and Yi Chao instantly felt extremely nauseous. Hurriedly held his breath and broke Zhang Han's hand hanging on his neck.
"Ah, really...... You've made the house smell bad like this. Yi Chao jumped out of the way, so he had to open the window to breathe. Go to the bathroom and wash up.
Ten minutes later, Yi Chao was taking a shower when he suddenly heard a sound in the bathroom door. Looking back, it was too late to lock the door, so I tore off the bath towel to block the important parts, and turned off the bath bomb casually.
At the same time, Zhang Han had already broken into the door, covered his mouth and knelt on the edge of the toilet to vomit.
Seventy square meters of small duplex, the entire area of the first floor is only forty square meters, and the area of the bathroom is only a few square meters.
The toilet was right next to the bath bomb, and Yi Chao fortunately reacted quickly and had already flashed aside.
"Hey, you woman, how can you break into the bathroom like this, I'm taking a shower. ”
Yi Chao was nervous and stuttered a little, but fortunately he was quick with his eyes and hands, otherwise he would have ......
Wrapping his waist with a bath towel, seeing that Zhang Han's entire face was almost in the toilet, he couldn't help but reach out and pat her shoulder.
Zhang Han sat on the ground with his eyes closed, as if he had fallen asleep.
Yi Chao took a closer look, and secretly thought that he was still pretending to sleep with me, knowing that he was embarrassed?
Deliberately said loudly: "Ah, can you fall asleep like this?" If I press the toilet, will it gradually stink on her face......
Zhang Han's brows tightened, but he still didn't move.
"Hey, what kind of pants is she, they're as transparent when they're wet. Tut-tut...... It's all gone......" Yi Chao then said deliberately.
Zhang Han sighed, raised his hand to wipe his face, and deliberately covered it. By the way, I stood up, flushed the toilet, turned on the faucet, rinsed my mouth and washed my face.
"Hey, get out of here! The corners of Yi Chao's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that he was still pretending to be with me.
"Oh my God!" Zhang Han turned around abruptly and hurriedly covered his face with his hands, "How did you stinky rascal get in?"
He looked down at his pants and scolded in his heart: "Liar! I'm a dark pants, how can I go naked." ”
"What? What a crazy woman, the wicked sued first. Talking about stinky hooligans all day long, who is the hooligan?" Yi Chao stepped forward: "Do you want to take a mandarin duck bath with me?"