Chen Heming went through the preparations one by one in his mind.

500 catties of crayfish have been prepared, and they are placed in a small pool in the back kitchen that originally contained the fish, which is not enough to replenish at any time. The side dishes are also ready, stacked neatly in the corner, and you can use them tomorrow after washing them.

All kinds of seasonings for making crayfish are piled up in the small warehouse, and Chen Heming can't taste the quality of the seasonings, anyway, he has cheating tools at home, and any ordinary ingredients can make delicious food.

Chen Heming quietly approached his mother and asked softly, "No one has ever asked about that mineral water, has anyone?"

Lu Weihong lowered his head: "Not at the moment, there are too many crayfish seasonings, and no one pays attention to the most eye-catching 'mineral water'." ”

Chen Heming nodded, and then said thoughtfully:

"Mom, I think we can use the open space in front of us, go and stop it now, and don't park tomorrow. Ask Dad to buy some plastic tables and chairs, and when the weather is nice, you can spread the tables and chairs so that diners can eat directly outside. I'm afraid tomorrow we won't have enough tables and chairs in the store. ”

"Okay, don't worry about it, your dad has already done this, and tomorrow as long as the business is booming, plastic tables and chairs will be spent immediately." ”

Seeing that his parents were ready for everything, Chen Heming knew that he would definitely not be as good as his parents when he ran a business, so he saw that he had nothing to do, so he was ready to leave.

When Pan Ye texted him to ask if he was going back to school, Chen Heming was actually walking on campus.

Chen Heming has always been no stranger to his alma mater.

After work, he became an associate professor of medical school part-time, and often had to teach undergraduate students in medical school. It's just that my previous identity was a teacher, and now my identity is a student again.

Being a doctor is hard, but being a medical student is even harder.

English, Chemistry, Physics, Histology, Embryology, Microbiology, Computer Science, College Mathematics, Human Anatomy, Cell Biology, Medical Ethics, Physiology, Molecular Biology, Biochemistry, Human Parasitology, Medical Psychology, Pathophysiology, Local Anatomy, Medical Immunology, Medical Microbiology, Pathological Anatomy, Pharmacology, Preventive Medicine, Surgery, Medical Genetics, Medical Imaging, Diagnostics, Pediatrics, Obstetrics and Gynecology, Nuclear Medicine, Internal Medicine, Surgery, Traditional Chinese Medicine, Infectious Diseases, Otorhinolaryngology, psychiatry, dermatology and venereology, neurology, ophthalmology.

This is a 5-year course for medical undergraduates, just looking at so many courses, many people are dizzy, don't get dizzy, these textbooks need medical students to really understand thoroughly, and what's even more cruel is that you want you to memorize it backwards.

Memorize the full text, oh my God. I forgot it for a long time, and I continued to memorize it if I forgot it.

It's not just about preparing for exams, it's about laying a solid foundation for future clinical work.

When I was a student, I didn't study well and didn't listen to class, and as a result, I didn't understand. The final exam is easy to hang a red light, and the medical practitioner exam after graduation is also dangerous, and it is not easy to work, because there is no good foundation, theory cannot be linked to practice, and medical disputes are easy to occur, which is all a life.

Medical students are bitter, and other people's universities are eating, shopping, and watching movies. College for medical students is all about reading books, endorsing books, and touching corpses.

Hehe, don't be too happy, 3 years of standardized training is waiting for you. At the beginning, it was the medical practitioner exam, and the pass rate was only about 25%. Next, it is necessary to take the examination every time you are promoted, and you will be promoted to attending physician, deputy chief physician, and chief physician. The mention of exams is painful.

What kind of doctor is not conscientious and conscientious? After all, there are only a very small number of doctors with poor medical ethics.

Chen Heming felt unhappy when he thought of becoming a student and having to face so many heavy courses. The most thinking in my brain is how to skip class on the premise of ensuring that I pass the exam?

After graduation, I didn't plan to take the graduate school entrance examination, nor did I prepare to become a doctor, just to accompany Pan Ye for 5 years, and to promise my mother that she would get a college diploma.

Fortunately, I have been a medical student for 8 years, and my grades are quite passable. After work, I am also on the front line of clinical and teaching, and it is not a big problem to cope with undergraduate examinations. Long live 60 points, one more point wasted.

Besides, isn't there a great god sitting on the other side of the administrative building, and if you really fail, you can go to the dean's office to splash and roll around like in your previous life.

When I returned to the dormitory, I smelled the smell of stinky socks + sweat that I had not seen for a long time, the big hippo was washing clothes, Miss Zhou was still applying a mask, and Brother Nong was stuffed with a headset and didn't know if he was listening to English or listening to songs.

Chen Heming feels so good. Finally, I don't have to get up early to go to work, and I feel at ease sleeping on the top bunk again after more than ten years.

It's a pity that Chen Heming's college lazy dream was shattered on the first day.

The first class in the morning was anatomy, and the teacher was an old lady surnamed Wei, with a thin body, but with the strongest heart in the school.

The old lady had breakfast in the human anatomy room, and there were a few "gross teachers" lying next to her, exuding the smell of formalin and corpses.

Every time she takes two fresh meat buns, if no one next to them gnaws on them, they will taste it with relish. When the first-year children saw it for the first time, they were all dumbfounded.

Mrs. Wei made the students talk about another feature, she asked each student to touch the dried corpse full of formalin smell, and the gloves that touched it would stick some oil and potion.

So before every class, she has to check every student's gloves, the gloves are clean students, stay and clean.

The timid girls did not dare to touch the corpse in class, and they did not dare to clean up alone in the anatomy teaching room in the afternoon. Touching is death, not touching is death, and it can collapse people alive. Of course, these are all freshman rookies, and if you want to change to a senior sister, you can dance a veneer dance with the general teacher.

In his previous life, Chen Heming heard a gossip about a senior girl in a medical school who encountered a scumbag cheating, and stabbed her boyfriend 33 times in a fit of rage.

Those who have this skill are definitely Mrs. Wei's high apprentices, the representative of the anatomy class, and the general existence of the exterminator.

Chen Heming saw Pan Ye standing in front of the dissection table and squeezed his eyes at them.

Pan Ye signaled if he wanted to come to her? Chen Heming decisively shook his head and refused, joking, it was often the VIP area that was close to the podium, but under the teacher's nose, he couldn't make small movements.

"Students, start class, today we are going to learn the diaphragm, the diaphragm is located between the chest and abdomen, the bottom of the chest cavity, the top of the abdominal cavity...... There are three hiats in the diaphragm, and the aortic hiatus is located in the ......

Chen Heming, don't think that I can't see you if you hide behind, who are you blinking at randomly? Is it optic nerve spasm or smooth muscle twitching, ah?"

The old lady scolds people with such a personality, she doesn't spit out half a dirty word, and she can know a little bit of scolding in combination with anatomy.

Seeing his girlfriend with a deserving expression, Chen Heming was so angry that he only rolled his eyes, he should be the most aggrieved department director in the entire affiliated hospital, and he was scolded on the first day of class after being reborn.

What? Deputy Director of the Former Department? That's also whether the director is good or not.

After the old lady finished the theoretical part of the anatomy class, she began to let everyone get started. The girls stayed in the dissection room, and the boys went to retrieve the bodies.

"That Chen Heming, who has a problem with his eyes, don't stand still, go over together. ”

Chen Heming wailed in his heart, he knew too well the sourness of the corpse.

Sure enough, as soon as they entered, the special strong pungent smell of formalin made everyone burst into tears, but fortunately they didn't eat breakfast, otherwise they would all have vomited on the spot.

Inside the room is a concrete platform like a bath, with five square ones, and there are several corpses in each pool, both men and women, young and old.

The formalin liquid had been soaked in yellow-brown, and the underwater corpses were layered on top of each other, and it was not very clear because of the refraction of light. But with a few hands and backs exposed on the water, people from non-medical schools can definitely scare out a heart attack when they come in. Carrying corpses, which requires both physical strength and courage, is always done by boys.

Chen Heming and the others first used iron clips to pull the corpse to the edge of the pool, then clamped one under the armpits, one clamped the legs, and the other clamped the abdomen, and the three of them worked together to scoop up the corpse and drag it into the canvas stretcher. In groups of four or five boys, four corpses were carried into the autopsy room.

Mrs. Wei began to assign tasks: each corpse was evenly distributed to twenty people, in groups of five. The two components are the head, upper limbs and thoracic organs, and the two components are the lower limbs, abdominal organs and pelvic organs. Left and right symmetry.

I heard that top medical universities such as Xiehe and Peking University are all two people and one corpse.

Yuezhou University is relatively poor, a group of 20 people. The more people there are, the fewer opportunities to get started, and those students who are interested in surgery are generally very active, and former pediatric monks like Chen Heming don't want to touch it at all.

The provenance of the bodies is relatively valuable, ranging from voluntary donations to those of unclaimed death convicts. But either way, the school requires students to be called "general teachers", which is the greatest respect for those donors, without the selfless dedication of these people, medicine can not progress at all.

Chen Heming didn't want to listen to the lecture at all, he kept looking at the classmates in front of him, all the immature faces, and many people couldn't name them now.

In his previous life, Chen Heming never participated in the undergraduate reunion, and for him, the most important person in the entire venue was missing, and he would constantly miss that person when he saw the whole class together. Rather than plunging yourself into deep pain, it is better not to see or not to remember.

Every year, he only gets together with the three brothers in the dormitory, and even Li Lele lost contact with him later.

Just when Chen Heming was a little sad when he fell into the memory of the past, Mrs. Wei's sharp noise sounded next to him:

"Chen Heming, something is wrong with you today, your eyes are blurred, is this a sudden rupture of the corpus callosum?"

Chen Heming said with a grumbling face: "Professor Wei, I understand, my corpus callosum is not broken, I am not complicated by cerebral edema, and my brain should not be broken......

The surrounding classmates burst into laughter.