"Liu Pei. ”

Hearing Hao Lei call his name, Liu Pei was so frightened that she covered her mouth with her little hand, although Liu Pei was in her forties, the same age as Zheng Tianming, but the years did not leave many traces on her face.

This kind of little daughter's behavior does not make people disgusted, but makes people want to see the campus goddess of that era.

"Young friends may not be familiar with Liu Pei, but she is indeed the image of a goddess in the hearts of a generation, which generation? That's right, it's my generation. ”

Hao Lei is about the same age as Liu Pei, but this sentence is a little strange when it comes out of his mouth.

She debuted very early, and there were companies that wanted to sign her when she was in college, and after signing the contract, she released a lot of particularly good songs, such as, youth and regrets, fluttering white clothes, and so on. ”

"But the fact that time is a pig-killing knife, no one can escape its clutches, and the campus goddess of the year has been completely reduced to the director of teaching at this time. ”

As soon as Hao Lei's words fell, not only Liu Pei smiled, but even Zheng Tianming, who had never been smiling, raised the corners of his mouth in an arc.

"And I, as a serious dean, have gone through the years, and at this time I have been reduced from the dean of teachings to the goddess of the troll conference. ”

At this time, the applause of the guest seat Dong Yi and the cheers of the audience made the atmosphere of the whole show reach a high peak.

When the scene gradually calmed down, Hao Lei continued to speak.

"The next one is the most annoying type of student as a teaching director, yes, it's you, Dong Yi!"

Are you going to shoot at me?

Dong Yi has some expectations, how much black material he has, he knows it in his heart, but if Hao Lei can say that the sky is broken, it is also in line with his heart.

"A good friend of Shonan Satellite TV, basically he has all the recent variety shows, just like the recent hit, he followed the man standing at the top of the food chain to survive in the wilderness together. ”

"I'm a little curious, how did he overcome the psychological barrier, eat raw insects, and drink urine?"

Dong Yi looked at him with interest, waiting for him to arrange himself.

"It wasn't until the last two days that I figured out that he could be, because of love!"

As soon as Hao Lei finished speaking, Dong Yi stood up, picked up a microphone that he had taken on stage, and hummed.

"Because of love~so love~life can't stand the arrangement~"

The audience and the artists on the stage were dumbfounded when they first heard it.

What is this?

Do you still have your own microphone at the Trolls Conference?

Even if you bring your own microphone, what kind of trouble is singing?

But don't say it, it's pretty good.

But when everyone was fascinated, Dong Yi obediently put the microphone back in his pocket and sat in the guest seat.

When the audience reacted, they hurriedly applauded, and Dong Yi, who didn't know him before, also began to ask the people next to him.

If Dong Yi knew that he not only did not recruit black, but also attracted some fans, what would his expression be?

I wish you a longer journey on the road of love. ”

Hao Lei couldn't help but laugh at the scene that just happened, and he also participated in the discussion of the process of the show before the program was established.

Let the artist have no scruples on the stage, and the explosion point generated by that is definitely more eye-catching than the presence of big-name stars.

And Dong Yi's move just now is the picture he has been looking forward to for a long time.

"Next one, Wa

ice, Wu Qian, the captain of the famous women's band WEY, officially debuted three years ago after being interviewed by the Agricultural Economy Channel of Lianzhou City, Huinan Province!

When Hao Lei said this, he deliberately paused, and the audience and the artists on the stage, even Dong Yi, couldn't help laughing, and the laughter covered the audience through the headset.

After everyone's laughter gradually disappeared, Hao Lei continued.

"They did this, completely subverting people's cognition, it turns out that the debut of the girl group can also choose to debut on the agriculture channel?"

Everyone in the audience laughed even more happily when they heard this, and Wu Qian herself was also amused.

Moreover, they are WEY, not only unique in their debut, but also in their clothing style. ”

As he spoke, Hao Lei pointed at Wu Qian and continued.

"With fluffy hair, a pale yellow dress, and exaggerated makeup, if people didn't tell me it was a person, I thought it was Teddy from somebody. ”

Some of the audience's tears of laughter were about to come out, and Wu Qian herself also hid her face and smiled, and at the same time did not forget to interact with the male fan in the audience.

"Their appearance, I don't think it lowered the threshold of the girl group, but like driving a walk-behind tractor at their home, directly crushing the threshold, stepping on it, and crushing the door frames in the yard, houses, local chickens and dogs, etc. ”

"What is this kind of behavior of theirs called? When one person attains the Tao, the chicken and the dog ascend to heaven!"

"Hahahaha~"

"Good!"

......

Dong Yi's merciless ridicule even overshadowed the applause, causing other artists to start laughing regardless of their image.

Facing the surging laughter, Wu Qian had to smile and echo them, if there was a crack in the studio in the ground, she wanted to get into it and let herself relax.

In the past three years, she has gone through countless ridicules, mockery, and sarcasm, which she has slowly gotten used to, but for the first time in front of the camera, she still feels a little uncomfortable when she uncovers those scars.

When the scene quieted down again, Hao Lei pointed the finger at the only Internet celebrity in the audience, Tang Luosen.

"Tang Luosen, a very popular shouting singer in the past two years, has many fans on the Internet who like his style, but more importantly, complaining that they tarnish the art of music. ”

"Actually, I think that as a teenager under the age of 20, he has a small brain capacity, and he can integrate those bells and whistles and words that don't match the preface into a shouting song, how much courage and perseverance does it take?"

Tang Luosen covered his face on the side, he now understood Wu Qian's pain just now, and the audience had already bent over with laughter.

At this time, all the guests in the guest seat were inevitably fallen, and Wu Qian, who was pitiful for herself just now, also began to laugh at Tang Luosen in the blink of an eye.

"If Tang Luosen was just shouting microphone, maybe he wouldn't be so annoying, what's the key?"

"The key is that he also brings goods live broadcasts, and sometimes he will compile the goods of the gold owner into the shouting microphone, what is that feeling? ”

"One person, I am drunk with a mask! Drunk seafood as a steamed bun! Listen, listen, what taste, elegant, in front of this shouting microphone, it looks so pale and powerless. ”

"This is the end of my spraying, I'm Hao Lei. ”

Originally, there were some viewers who were not interested in this middle-aged host, but at this time they had fallen in love with his complaining style uncontrollably.

Dong Yi didn't expect that a host could warm up the venue, but he can generally be a host, and his kung fu is very good.

It's just that I didn't expect him to be so strong, although he only has half of his strength, I believe he is also much stronger than artists.

Anyone can read the manuscript, but the effect varies from person to person.

It's like the same sentence, if you let actors and non-actors talk about it, the feeling is very different.

The audience gave Hao Lei's performance enthusiastic applause, and Hao Lei accepted all this calmly.

"Next, our first artist to complain on stage is our former idol singer, Chen Chen!"