Chapter 499: Song Placenta's Second Uncle
"Tick Tick"
Blood fell down the blade, and Ji Thirteen turned his head and looked at the man who stabbed him in the back, his face full of surprise.
It was his senior brother who did it, Hal Jackfruit.
He never imagined that the senior brother who had eaten and lived with him during this time, and had also gone to the Foot Washing City to find the body of the cold yin, would actually stab him in the back!
It's all about death!
Hal Jackfruit smiled and said what Ji Thirteen didn't finish: "Actually, I'm also an undercover agent!"
In fact, he is not only the younger brother of Kurtsantisky, but secretly he also has an identity - he is the half-brother of Kurtsantisky.
"Ahahahaha...... I didn't expect it, did I? I already knew that you kid had a backbone in the back of his head! Hmph! Plotting old man, you are too young!" Thanks to Kurtzantisky's old face like a sack, he smiled brighter than a blooming chrysanthemum.
When he speaks, his neck is tilted, and the divine urine gourd in his hand is about to be poured into his mouth.
At this moment, Xu Moqiu suddenly shouted: "Time stands still!"
In an instant, everyone became ornaments, Xu Moqiu seized the three seconds, flew forward, and slapped the gourd into his mouth.
"Goo-goo...... Cough...... Poof!"
The moment the ability was lifted, the old urine choked on his mouth, and it came quickly and quickly, and he couldn't stop the domineering impact with Kurtzantisky, and immediately urinated in seven orifices, let out a miserable scream in his mouth, and fell on his back.
With a pop, the thin body fell to the ground, and the symbolic convulsions stopped moving, the eyes widened, and the seven orifices kept oozing out turbid liquid and foam.
"Big brother!" Hal jackfruit was taken aback, a wail came out of his mouth, and he gritted his teeth at Xu Moqiu and said, "Despicable villain, you dare to plot against my eldest brother! I want you...... Uh-uh-......uh-uhh
Rushing to the heart, he didn't expect to cause a myocardial infarction, Hal jackfruit rolled his eyes, looked up to the sky and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and then softly pounced on the body that supported Kurtzantisky, and there was no movement after two convulsions.
Pity these two brothers, they actually burp like this, it's really ...... It's a delight.
"Ah~" At this moment, the skeleton immediately turned into a pile of green smoke, and soon disappeared without a trace with the night wind.
"Gate of Hell, swallow!" Xiao Jiuyu waved his hand, and the flowers on the other side of the ground instantly seemed to come to life, directly submerging the two of them, and their bodies immediately turned into a pile of mosaics, and then gradually disappeared......
Five minutes later, everything was calm again, as if nothing had happened.
"Let's go. ”
Seeing that Xiao Jiu seemed to be a little out of strength, Qin Mengyan hurriedly stepped forward to support her, and said with concern: "Xiao Jiu, how are you?"
Xiao Jiu smiled reluctantly: "I'm fine, don't worry." ”
At this time, Ji Thirteen also fell to the ground with a pop. Xu Moqiu still couldn't bear to fall into the well after all, and quickly called an ambulance for him, but he didn't expect this guy to be very angry, and before the ambulance arrived, he kicked his legs, rolled his eyes and burped.
Immediately, his body turned into a cloud of black smoke, and as soon as the cold wind blew, he immediately disappeared without a trace.
Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan felt like they were in a dream, and their mood couldn't calm down for a long time.
I don't know how many times the phone rang, Xu Moqiu finally reacted, and the call was Lu Qianqian.
pressed answer, and Lu Qianqian's sweet voice came from the other end: "Brother-in-law, where are you?"
This brother-in-law made Xu Moqiu feel a strange feeling in his heart. He whispered, "I'm at school." ”
The girl said again: "Oh, I'm also at the gate of Boya Middle School, I'm ...... Just passing by, let's go home together?"
Passing by, how far Yuejiang University is from here, Xu Moqiu couldn't be clearer, and he didn't need to think about it to know that this little girl was specifically looking for him.
"I was in the grove next to the school. ”
"Xiaolin?" Lu Qianqian was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and chuckled, "Isn't it a field battle with Sister Meng Yan?"
It's a field battle, but the meaning is different.
"What do you want? What kind of field war, we have a business to do. Where is the car?" Xu Moqiu craned his neck and glanced at it, "Oh, I saw it, it's coming." ”
Getting in the car, Qin Mengyan glanced at the two of them meaningfully, but didn't say anything.
At the moment when several people drove away, a seeping laughter suddenly came from a narrow cellar under a collapsed and dilapidated house in the shantytown......
The atmosphere inside the car was somewhat oppressive, and no one spoke.
Xu Moqiu was about to say a few words to relieve it, when suddenly a voice sounded in his head: "Ding, it was detected that you used a magic skill, and the side effects were randomly selected to ......"
Damn! I forgot about this thing! Xu Moqiu was shocked, and at this moment, the voice sounded again: "Ding Ding Ding Ding, congratulations on your side effect of losing sensation in your legs for six hours, please experience it slowly." ”
"Damn!" Xu Moqiu suddenly scolded, and pinched his thighs fiercely, as if he was pinching others, he was completely unconscious. This horse is coming too fast!
Qin Mengyan in the back seat looked unhappy, and propped up her body and gave him a brain scoop: "Are you insane?"
"I ......" Xu Moqiu didn't know how to answer, so he had to sit in the passenger seat sullenly, and he had already scolded this bird system in his heart.
When she arrived at the door of the villa, Qin Mengyan helped Xiao Jiu get out of the car first, glanced at Xu Moqiu, who was sitting straight in the co-pilot, and frowned: "You are still sitting like a mud bodhisattva, waiting for others to come and worship you?"
"I ......" Xu Moqiu couldn't say anything, and said in a muffled voice, "I'll rest for a while." ”
Qin Mengyan looked unhappy, and pinched him on the arm: "It's all at the door, and you still have a fart!" Get out of here, my aunt has something to ask you!"
"My leg is numb, you let me brew it......"
"What kind of calf?" Qin Mengyan pulled the car door, unfastened her seat belt, and reached out to pull Xu Moqiu, but this guy actually fell down from the seat. With his head down, he threw himself into the flower bed next to him.
"Ah, brother-in-law, are you okay?" Lu Qianqian was startled, and wanted to come down to help him, but she still stopped her impulse.
"I'm fine...... That, Qianqian, you help Xiao Jiu upstairs first, Teacher Qin, I have something to say to you. Xu Moqiu grabbed the car door and climbed up with difficulty.
"Oh......" A hint of loss flashed in Lu Qianqian's eyes, and she took Xiao Jiu from Qin Mengyan's hand and walked in slowly.
"Hey, what's going on with you? Does it matter?" Qin Mengyan wanted to help him up, but this guy was like mud, his legs were weak and he fell and sat down, "Don't make trouble, hurry up! It's not cold on the ground, right?"
"I didn't make a fuss. Xu Moqiu waved his hand, "Quick, help me into the room, I have something very important to tell you." ”
Qin Mengyan frowned, but in the end she didn't refuse, but instead of helping him, she grabbed him by the collar, dragged him back to the room like a dead dog, and then threw him on the ground.
Pulled over the chair and sat down, stepped on the small horse next to him in the posture of a judge, and shouted with a golden knife: "Okay, don't pretend, get up quickly!
feelings, does she still think she is pretending?
Xu Moqiu propped up his body and moved back, leaned himself against the wall, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a deep breath, raised his head, but saw the spring light under Miss Qin's skirt, and immediately the nosebleed spurted out: "That, Baby Qin, you are gone......"
"You ......" Qin Mengyan's face flushed, and then quickly returned to normal, "If you go away, you will go away, haven't you seen anything? Honestly, what tricks are you playing? Day by day, can you be normal." ”
"Gollum ......" Xu Moqiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then wiped his nosebleed, and looked at Qin Mengyan's eyes, "If I tell you that I have special abilities, will you believe it?"
"Special function?" Qin Mengyan was stunned for a moment, then looked at his legs, and said with a sneering expression, "You won't tell me that your legs can be scrapped, right?
"Of course not...... Xu Moqiu shook his head, and then said with a serious face, "Baby, listen to me tell you, in fact...... I can pause time!"
"Time pause? are you serious?" Qin Mengyan looked incredulous, "Then you pause one and show me." If you can't, don't pretend to be there for me, get up quickly, and don't try to win the sympathy of my aunt and grandmother!"
Xu Moqiu thought for a while and said honestly: "I'm ...... It can only be used once a day, and after using it, there will be side effects, right...... Immediately, this time the pump was the loss of sensation in both legs. I'm telling you, last time I had a draw to give birth, you don't know...... Oh, where are you going? I haven't said anything yet!"
"Where are you going? I know the head of the psychiatric department, and I'll contact him, and I think you two must have a common language. Qin Mengyan gradually walked away, and it was obvious that she didn't believe Xu Moqiu's nonsense at all.
No one believes the truth, and he thinks he is mentally ill. Xu Moqiu was a little helpless, climbed into bed with difficulty, and began to close his eyes and recuperate.
……
The sudden hiccup of Song Placenta hit Yang Goulin not ordinarily hard, and he became constrained when he started doing things, which made him very unhappy.
He did leave behind a few henchmen, but they were all of the kind of rubbish with underdeveloped limbs and a pitifully simple mind.
Lack of success, more than failure, this idiom is completely tailor-made for them.
I was so depressed that I had just come out of school and was about to go back to pay the public rations, when the car had not started when I heard someone banging on my car window.
Sliding down the car window, Yang Golin looked at the wrinkled face in front of him with a puzzled expression, and said, "Who are you?"
The person who came stretched out a dirty paw at him, grinned, revealing a mouthful of uneven black teeth, and said with a smile: "Introduce yourself, contemptible Chen Agu." ”
"Chen Agu?" Yang Goulin frowned, did not shake hands with him, shook his head and said, "I don't know." If you're all right, get out of the way, I'm going home. ”
The person who came carried one hand on the car window, and the other hand picked his nostrils, and when he was done, he wiped Yang Goulin's car door, and said with a frustrated chin smile: "Hehe, it doesn't matter if you don't know me, but you must know my nephew." ”
This series of actions made Yang Goulin very unhappy, and his tone became a little cold: "Who is your nephew?"
Chen Agu smiled, put his finger into his mouth and licked it: "His name is Song Placenta, and people outside call him Brother Fetus." You should have an impression, right?"
"I see. Yang Golin nodded, "What are you looking for me for? If it is because of his death, then you don't have to waste your efforts, his death has nothing to do with me." ”
"No, no, no. Chen Agu shook his head again and again, "I know that his death was completely accidental, and I came to you to solve the problem for you." ”
"You?" Yang Golin smiled and looked him up and down, "You are all seventy and eighty years old, what can you do to help?"
The old man in front of him is like a beggar, and his words and deeds are even more disgusting. If he hadn't heard him say that he was a relative of Song Placenta, he would have been beaten violently.
"I don't like to hear what you say, although I'm a little older, but I can do things more firmly than a fetus. I know you're very angry now because of the Boya Middle School incident, but don't worry, with me on the road, it's not a problem. Chen Agu said very confidently.
Seeing that he still didn't believe it, Chen Agu patted his chest and said, "Really, I, Chen Agu, have lived for decades, and I haven't experienced anything?" My cow is not something like you that a hairy boy can understand!"
Seeing that he was blowing so well, Yang Goulin pondered for a moment and pointed to the passenger seat: "Come up and speak." ”
"Hehe, I knew that Boss Yang was a person who did big things, and it was impossible to refuse me. Chen Agu pulled the car door and sat in, picked up the cigarette that Song placenta put next to him, and was not polite at all, and lit it with a heavy smoke.
One after another, two and three, for a while, the car was filled with smoke, like a fire scene.
At this moment, Chen Agu's posture was very indecent, one foot took off his shoes and tilted to the car window, while his right hand reached over and slashed violently, the other hand was not idle, constantly scratching his thigh, scratching "whoosh" sound.