After staying in the hospital for two or three days, Xu Mang gave Xiaoman to his sister and went home, of course... In the past two days, he has not given out less red envelopes, among which the doctors who helped deliver the babies gave 18,888 yuan each, and the rest are several thousand.

And in the coming month,

Xu Mang has a lot to do, after all, Xiaoman is in confinement... One of the most important is to put the baby to sleep, and her daughter Xu Man is okay... It's not very noisy, the good guy's son Xu Yang is simply a little devil, and the one in his arms is annoying.

Of course

Xu Mang drove everyone away, and left himself... From his point of view, he doesn't want to leave too much psychological burden on Xiaoman during the confinement period, and now many young mothers suffer from depression after giving birth, just because of some ideological problems of the previous generation.

In fact, Xu Mang has checked a lot of literature, many of which are in direct conflict with modern scientific concepts, and finally Xu Mang formulated a very scientific and standardized rehabilitation stage, so that Xiaoman can get the fastest and best recovery effect.

If you can't even do this step, then two Nobel Prizes will be won in vain.

"Can I play with my phone?" Yang Xiaoman lay on the bed and asked with a confused expression: "Your mother told me... I can play with my mobile phone now, and I will be blind when I get old, isn't that the case?"

“...”

"You... Do you think it's possible?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "Don't listen to her... If there is no recreational activity during confinement, it will be too difficult, right? Originally, every young mother will have some depression after giving birth, and if she holds it like this all day, she will inevitably be cranky. ”

"So..."

"My answer is... You can listen to music, read some interesting books, watch some TV shows that make you happy and play on your phone for a while, but... The premise is that it must be moderate and not too long. Xu Mang said solemnly: "I have formulated a schedule of work and rest time, and you have to follow this table." ”

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, he never expected that his husband would be so careful, this is not his style at all, maybe... This is the power of love, which makes a big fool who was originally lazy and lazy full of infinite vitality.

"Huh?"

"Look at Xu Yang, he looks as bad as you!" Yang Xiaoman looked at the child lying next to him, and said with a smile: "Look at Xu Man again... As lovely as I am. ”

Xu Mang just smiled and said indifferently: "Anyway... You used to have a temper that was a little more restrained, don't move because of some small things, roll up your sleeves and beat the child, you want to influence the child with love, and convince people with reason, do you know what it means?"

“...”

"Then let me ask you... What should you do if your son gives you a test that is the last in the class and comes back?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "To beat or not to beat?"

"First from the bottom?"

"That can't be helped... can only give him a full childhood. Xu Mang said solemnly: "The premise of influencing a child with love is that he needs to score 100 points. ”

"Humph!"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, lying on his side, holding his head in his hand, looking at his child, the more he looked at it, the happier he became, but when he looked at his husband, his eyes changed from full of love before to a little disgusted, how unhappy he looked.

"Wife?"

"Huh?"

"Do you really have nothing at all?" Xu Mang looked at Xiao Man and asked with curiosity: "Do you want to save it and make up for your husband's body?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed slightly, and he glanced at him angrily, and complained: "What nonsense are you talking about, a big idiot... The children are here, you are already a father, can you go through your brain before you speak?"

"Hey, hey!"

Xu Mang had already become an old fritter, walked to his side with a smile, and said gently: "While the child doesn't understand it now, I can get a little cheap is a little cheap, and I will become a human spirit in the future, how can I still talk about it?"

"Nasty!"

"Big stupid!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I don't look like a father at all... That's right... There is one thing that we husband and wife must discuss. ”

"Huh?"

"What's the matter?" Xu Mang frowned slightly, and said seriously: "Is it a problem with the education of children in the future?" I've talked to Professor Smith at Princeton University, and it's a scumbag... If you are not human, you can go there to study, and there is no problem with graduating from undergraduate. ”

“...”

"It's not!"

"What I want to say is about parent-teacher conferences. Yang Xiaoman looked at his son Xu Yang and said seriously: "I'll go above ninety, and you will go below ninety." ”

"No..."

"Didn't we negotiate it? Let Tatsuki go... As Xu Yang and Xu Man's uncle, what's wrong with going to the parent-teacher conference?" Xu Mang said with a natural face: "Of course... We talked beforehand, and I'll go after a hundred points!"

"Get out!"

"It's all 100 points in the exam, do you think you have this opportunity to go to the parent-teacher conference?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

afterwards

Xu Mang fed the child milk powder, and then began to make the so-called confinement meal in the kitchen alone, the confinement meal is actually very simple, there are more dishes, but the amount is relatively small, this is also to achieve nutritional balance, basically small plates.

As for the oil for stir-frying... Xu Mang now has the best olive oil, as for how expensive it is, I don't know, anyway, it was sent by Chen Shao.

night

Xu Mang was lying on the bed and reading a book, because this bed was relatively large, and Xiao Man himself was very small, without affecting Xiao Man's rest, he could lie down Xu Mang, and Xu Mang slept very honestly, and there would be no movement.

"Husband?"

"What for?"

"Am I snoring?" asked Yang Xiaoman.

"Don't fight... Why did you ask this question all of a sudden?" Xu Mang looked at her with a confused expression.

"Really?"

"I guess all the girls don't snore, right?" Yang Xiaoman said later.

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

There is fraud!

There must be a scam in this!

This... How should I answer this?

After pondering for a long time, Xu Mang said seriously: "How do I know about others... Anyway... I knew you didn't fight... Hehe. ”

"Really?"

Yang Xiaoman originally wanted to trick Xu Mang, but he ended up doing everything.

"Huh?"

"Do you still want to trick me?" Xu Mang put down the book and said with a smile: "How could I be tricked by you." ”

Yang Xiaoman was so angry in her heart, she couldn't look down on Xu Mang, she couldn't see Xu Mang, she was angry... It's very unpleasant.

"I'll ask again!"

"What is fifty-nine plus one?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Sixty!" Xu Mang said.

"Humph!"

"Straight man!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Pay attention to details!"

Detail?

Xu Mang thought for a while, this is obviously addition, and the essence of addition is to combine two or more numbers and quantities into one number.

There is a conspiracy?

Thinking of this,

Xu Mang hurriedly got up and went to the study, and when he left, Yang Xiaoman's face was full of question marks.

"Where are you going?"

"Verify how much fifty-nine plus one is!"

Yang Xiaoman: ???

Half an hour,

Xu Mang took a few blank pieces of paper and came to the bedroom... Originally, I was quite excited, but when I saw that the child was sleeping, I immediately regained my composure, tiptoed in, and said seriously: "I just verified, fifty-nine plus one is indeed equal to sixty!"

"I'm telling you... The Heavenly King came over, the Milky Way exploded, and it was equal to sixty!" Xu Mang handed the results of the argument in his hand to Xiao Man, and said solemnly: "Look at it... Here's the result of my verification!"

I...

This...

This guy is so straight!

How the hell did he get his hands on him? and... also gave birth to Xu Yang and Xu Man with him.

"Wow Wow Wow~"

Then

The child cried, was hungry and cried.

"I'm not messing with you!"

"The children are crying with hunger... Don't bring up this kind of question in the future, I'm a doctor of science!" Xu Mang said seriously: "Academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, how much is fifty-nine plus one... You're insulting my intelligence!"

Words fall,

I went to make milk powder.

...

Time is spent day by day,

For about ten days, Xiao Man could move around properly, but he was basically strictly controlled, according to Xu Mang's words... If you want to move more, it will take 20 days, and walking around will help your body recover at that time.

And the time of confinement, Xu Mang directly set to forty-two days, from the perspective of physical health, it must take six weeks to reduce to a normal non-pregnant state, so... Rest for about 42 days.

"Huh?"

"Are you being scolded again today?" Xiao Man asked while lying on the bed, holding the child, "I heard my mother-in-law's roar." ”

"Hmm..."

"I wanted to see you, but I persuaded you away. Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and said seriously: "He has a lot of opinions about my scientific and standardized rehabilitation stage, rather than looking at each other unpleasantly and arguing over a little thing, it's better not to come... So that you and your baby are not affected. ”

"Although..."

"Actually, my mother is also worried about me and the child. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "You're almost done... When the time comes, when mother and son meet, it will be the same as seeing an enemy. ”

"No, it won't!"

"My mom is a person... Knife mouth tofu heart, I didn't do this for you. Xu Mang waved his hand and said with a smile: "I posted a few photos of the baby on WeChat, and my mother stopped talking in an instant, and asked me to take good care of you and the baby." ”

"Hmm..."

Yang Xiaoman nodded, one on the left and one side, although it has been more than ten days since she became a mother, but every day is a new experience, I don't know why... The more these two children watched, the more they liked it, and they couldn't get enough of it.

But...

There is one thing to say,

My husband's rehabilitation plan is great, and he has enjoyed treatment that no one else can enjoy, and indeed he has done too well than others, and there is no mess, basically the same as the planned itinerary, when to do something, it is so well organized.

And

It's very comfortable to sit this month!

Before, Xiaoman was very afraid of confinement, especially when his mother and mother-in-law took care of him, he must have felt uncomfortable... As a result, her husband simply drove everyone away and made a recovery plan of his own.

Watching Xu Mang go to prepare lunch for himself, Xiao Man said softly to the child: "Baby... Grow up quickly, and when the time comes, we will bully dad together, okay?"

A second later,

The children cried... Crying a lot.

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

What do you mean?

When I heard that I was bullying my father, my heart hurt?

Affection for the old lady I'm a delivery person?