When Lu Zixi heard this name, he shuddered: "Hey, who wants you to tell a horror story, it's midnight and it's a human slaughter, I don't want to listen to it." ”

Cao Xiuyan smiled but did not speak.

Lu Zixi was also a little angry when he saw that Cao Xiuyan had not spoken.

At this time, shouldn't the elder brother tell some warm and loving stories such as "Sister You Are My Angel", "Brother and Sister Life and Death Love", "Brother, It's Snowing"?

What about the Midnight Man Massacre?

My sister got angry.

Cao Xiuyan stretched out his legs, stretched his waist, and moaned comfortably.

"Ah~ Sure enough, in such an empty place, people's hearts will calm down. ”

Cao Xiuyan let out a sigh of relief.

Lu Zixi shrunk his shoulders, glanced at his phone, and said, "It's almost nine o'clock, let's go back." I don't know how Sister Qiaoqiao's affairs are handled?"

Cao Xiuyan shook his head and said, "I don't know." Listening to Sister Qiaoqiao's phone call just now, she should have encountered some tricky things. I suspect it may have something to do with feelings. ”

Lu Zixi's eyes widened, and he said curiously: "Hey, relationship problems, Sister Qiaoqiao's boyfriend? I seem to have met once, it should be a senior of the Sports Academy." ”

"I don't know," Cao Xiuyan said, "I've never heard of Sister Qiaoqiao's relationship problems, and I don't know what happened to her." ”

Cao Xiuyan had never heard of Yin Qiao having a boyfriend or anything in his previous life......

In my impression, Yin Qiao has always been like this, single and strong.

Everyone knows that there is a Yin Qiao in the Faculty of Humanities who is very good, so good that it is prohibitive.

Cao Xiuyan didn't think much about it, and took Lu Zixi off the rooftop.

When walking, because it was too dark, Lu Zixi's hand kept holding Cao Xiuyan's forearm and refused to let go.

Cao Xiuyan told her to catch me, don't hold on so tightly, after all, it's not good to be tight about everything, and it's easy to have an accident if it's too tight.

But Lu Zixi couldn't listen to it, she kept grabbing Cao Xiuyan's arm, for fear that Cao Xiuyan would leave her.

Lu Zixi herself knows in her heart that her current performance is a little embarrassing, but there is no way, she is not afraid of anything, she is afraid of the dark, and she does not dare to walk at night by herself.

No matter how strong a person is, he has a weakness, and no matter how strong a girl is, she will eventually open her legs obediently.

"I'm just a little afraid of the dark...... It's good that you're with you here, but the lights in the stairwell are broken, I'm afraid ......"

Lu Zixi spoke with a hint of trembling.

Cao Xiuyan had no choice but to comfort her softly.

went downstairs, Cao Xiuyan took her back to the girls' apartment, and then rode back to the dormitory by herself.

When I got to the dormitory, my roommates were there.

Cao Xiuyan took out his mobile phone and looked at it, Chi Qian sent a message, asking him if he ordered the fried chicken.

"I ordered it. It's not that you've been busy writing plans lately, and you're writing a little haggard. So get you some fried chicken to give you a little more energy. Fried chicken and cola go best together. Needless to say, you're already skinny. Go to bed when you're done early, and if you can't figure it out, send it over and I'll get it for you. Everything has me, don't be so anxious. ”

A voice message was sent, Cao Xiuyan put down his mobile phone, propped his hands on the railing of the balcony, and wanted to find a cigarette to light it.

At this time, Xu Shen pushed the door, walked to the balcony, and said a little flatteringly: "Brother Xiuyan, smoke mine, smoke mine." ”

Cao Xiuyan was a little inexplicable, when did Xu Shen be so polite?

Yo, it's still Haley.

Lighting one, Cao Xiuyan slowly spit out a smoke ring and said, "Say, what are you looking for me to do." ”

If there is nothing to do, he will go to the Three Treasures Palace, Cao Xiuyan didn't believe that Xu Shen would be so kind and simply invite himself to smoke.

Xu Shen said a little exaggeratedly: "What you said is not appropriate, right? We have known each other for so long, am I that kind of person? If you have a good cigarette, there is no problem with asking my brother to get one, right? But then again, I really have some questions and want to ask Brother Xiu Yan ......."

Cut, beaten sex.

Cao Xiuyan said disdainfully: "Heh, man. ”

Xu Shen smiled, took out his mobile phone, slid the screen, pointed to a piece of software, and said, "Xiuyan, have you ever played with this thing?"

Cao Xiuyan fixed his eyes.

Wow, haven't you ever played it?

Explore.

Old users, tired of playing.

At first, I was able to make appointments with girls who were very interesting in soul and body, but then I couldn't.

"I've played it, but I don't play it now. What, you're going to play this?"

Cao Xiuyan spat out a smoke ring and said to Xu Shen.

Xu Shen nodded and said, "I feel that this thing is still very interesting." But I've never talked to strangers, and I always say hello after meeting in real life. I don't know about it...... What's inside. ”

Niu Niu said Niu Niu, what else is inside.

Tantan this software is also a better software at the beginning,Set up your own photos on the home page,Both parties only determine whether they want to have in-depth contact with the object through their appearance,If you like it, swipe left if you don't like it,Only if you draw each other at the same time can you have a chance to chat。

And one of the advantages of this software is that you can set your own range to ensure that the people you meet are in your own city, saving the cost of firing thousands of miles.

In fact, this kind of thing, making friends and idols in the virtual world is a truth, and it is all set up by people.

No matter who you are in reality, you must be your own person on the Internet.

Cao Xiuyan knows this well, after all, there were more than 100 girls he added from Tantan back then, and his mobile phone kept ringing at night.

Once Cao Xiuyan and his friends were drinking at KTV, and a few friends were bored and said to call a few girls. Cao Xiuyan didn't know which line was not right, opening Tantan and WeChat was an operation, and more than 20 girls were called in half an hour.

At that time, it was one o'clock in the middle of the night.

Since then, Cao Xiuyan has become famous.

Later, when he was admitted to graduate school, he ruthlessly deleted more than 100 of them, leaving only a few long lines.

"Teach you...... It's not that you can't, it's just ......."

Cao Xiuyan hesitated.

Xu Shen immediately understood: "The barbecue at the north gate starts, one meal is not good, two meals are not good, and it is no problem to have a few whole meals." ”

Cao Xiuyan coughed and said, "Then I'll tell you about it." First of all, this thing is selling a virtual persona. I'll start by looking at the photos you posted on your Instagram. ”

Xu Shen handed him the phone.

"You can't do this, how about taking two pictures in the dormitory. Go back and find a photographer and take a few cool photos for you. Aren't you good muscles, showing off your body? This thing is very important, and whatever kind of girl you deal with in the future, you must have a few photos of your head. ”

Cao Xiuyan criticized.

Xu Shen humbly accepted.

And then there'...... Cast a wide net. ”

Cao Xiuyan took Xu Shen's mobile phone, clicked on the page of Tantan, and said to him: "Look at it, what does it mean to cast a wide net." ”

After speaking, two fingers frantically swiped right on Xu Shen's screen like a blender, without looking at his face or data card at all, and after a while, he reached the daily limit of five hundred.

Xu Shen was stupid.

The power of these two fingers......

Connoisseurs?

There are no less dragons to explore the caves, right?

"Once you've cast a wide net, you have to sift through what you like or don't like. If you don't like it, you can directly disassociate and delete friends, and if you like it, keep it slowly. To save time, I'll show you how to be more efficient. Use the same set of templates for different types of girls. ”

Cao Xiuyan extinguished the cigarette. Hand the phone to Xu Shen.

Xu Shen took the phone in a daze, revealing an expression:

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He glanced at his information card and said to Cao Xiuyan, "And then?"

Cao Xiuyan glanced at him angrily: "The cigarette is gone, renew it for my brother!"