Pat the garlic

"It is rumored that you are ugly and narcissistic, and you have no good looks, no waist, and no money. ”

Wen Renli danced a fan, "Say that you are famous for being ugly." ”

Ye Liangchen took a step back, I heard that people are leaving you, this is a naked death, and the words just now are also made up by you, right?

Wen Renli nodded honestly, it was true that he made it up.

is just to coax Jiang Qi to be happy, Jiang Qi is very worried about the way he looks now, Jiang Qi will beat him up if he is unhappy.

Anyway, when I heard that my father was unhappy, it was always me who suffered.

The rest of the people, his father can't beat him, so he can only be angry with him.

"I'm ugly?"

Jiang Qi put a watermelon into his mouth and asked, "How ugly is it?"

Not to mention this question, even Mu Han didn't dare to answer it.

Mu Han said that his family's cuteness must be the most beautiful in the world.

Hakutsuru said that his idol who has been a fan for thousands of years must be the kindest person in the universe and the most beautiful person in the world.

Whoever looks better than his idol will kill that man!

My idol is the most beautiful and can't be said.

"It's time to sleep. ”

Jiang Shanyi walked out of the room, obviously crying just now.

The red and swollen eyes provoked Jiang Qi to not sleep well all night, did Hei Wuchang bully Jiang Shanyi?

Did Xu Zhiyi do something to Jiangshanyi?

That night, Mu Han greeted Xu Zhiyi's ancestors for eighteen generations.

After all, scolding is centered on mom, with dad as the radius, and with the eighteenth generation of ancestors as symmetry.

Represented by your grandfather,

For example, laughing to death, son,

No one slept peacefully that night, and everyone had something on their minds.

Bai He was thinking, should he show off in front of his idol and squeeze Mu Han out of his idol's mind?

Ascend to the top yourself???

On the morning of the second day, all the staff had a dark circle under their eyes.

"Have you all gone to steal pandas?" Jiang Shanyi yawned as he came to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

I'm so sleepy, I didn't sleep well at all last night.

Jiang Shanyi fell asleep directly in Jiang Qi's arms, and Jiang Qi also sat on the sofa and dozed off with Jiang Shanyi in his arms.

So Bai He, Mu Han and others took the place of Jiangshanyi to prepare breakfast.

"What is this for?" Ye Liangchen asked Bai He with an electric egg beater.

White Crane: "I know, I've always been the one who eats." ”

Well, all of us here don't know how to cook this difficult task, so why do you have to know a little.

But it is unpalatable and can barely be eaten.

Ye Liangchen was fortunate enough to eat a belly that had been pulled for half a month, and after that, Ye Liangchen vowed never to let the master go to the kitchen again.

Annoying!!!

Really a meal for you to eat for half a month has been continuous diarrhea, laxatives are not as effective as you.

"And what is this?"

Wen Renli was holding a machete with chopping bones in his hand and asked others, knowing that it was a kitchen knife, but it didn't feel like it was cutting vegetables.

Because there are also more than a dozen knives next to it.

Then Wen Renli took an Italian knife in that row of garlic.

The knife broke with a thud.

The white crane covered his face and laughed.

"This knife is a little bit sturdy. ”

Wen Renli was still embarrassed, he wanted to shoot the garlic but the knife broke.

Mu Han smiled and explained to Wen Renli, "That's because when the Italians designed this knife, they didn't expect that we would use it to shoot garlic." ”

Originally, a fruit knife for peeling an apple was picked up and the garlic was slapped.

In the end, Jiang Qi and Jiang Shanyi faced a plate of fried dishes, and they didn't know whether to do it or not.

At first glance, this thing doesn't feel like it's anything to eat.