285 Killing a Duck with a Sword (2-in-1)
The big white duck held its head high, quacked twice, broke through the silent evening, startled a few water birds to rise into the air, fish to dive, very kind of tiger roaring mountain forest feeling.
The sunset sun shone on the body of the big white duck, dyeing its white feathers with a faint golden light, there was an indescribable weirdness, Huai Liangren wondered: "There is something wrong with this duck." ”
"What's wrong?"
The lake formed by the nameless spring, it should naturally be called the nameless lake, this lake is not big, it is only two or three acres in a square circle, half of it is leaning against the foot of the mountain, there are small pieces of reeds connecting wild grasses and shrubs, giving people a false impression that it looks very big.
There is no artificially piled lake shore on the shore, and it is impossible to have a bench suitable for young couples and old lovers to exchange feelings, this is an authentic wild lake.
The water surface is very quiet, occasionally one or two grass carp jumped up, saw the big white duck standing on the shore with their heads held high, panicked and did not have time to adjust the posture of falling into the water, splashing a lot of water.
Zhou Dong's attention was not on the ducks and fish, but quietly observing the water source.
The method of inspecting the water is first traced back to the source,
Even this small lake of two or three acres must have a source of spring water, and only when the spring water from the source is obtained, can it have the meaning of appreciation.
Otherwise, no matter how good the water is, once it accumulates into a lake, many microorganisms will grow in it over time, and there will be fish and shrimp for a long time.
The old people in the countryside often say, 'Empty water will produce fish in a hundred days', and this is not a casual saying.
According to the method recorded in the "Water Theory", Zhou Dong observed the water flow and the bubbles on the water surface all the way, and sometimes reached into the water to investigate, gradually walking towards the southwest, and finally stopped at the position of the east longitude and the north Vena.
The water here looks no different from other places, but if you put your hand down about half a meter, you will feel the impact of a cool water in the palm of your hand, which is completely different from the temperature of the water above and below.
Zhou Dong took out the small glass bottle prepared in advance, sank it into the water flow before uncorking the bottle, and answered Huai Liangren casually while using his thumb to pluck the air at the mouth of the bottle to let the spring water in.
He couldn't understand Lao Huai's thoughts, how did he start to pay attention to a duck, although this big white duck is too smart, but it is a duck after all, what do you say you are competing with it?
"I've been to French farms that specialize in foie gras, and they feed the geese with red wine and all kinds of food to make them form fatty liver, but I am afraid that the geese will die before they have fatty liver, which is a big loss......
Huai Liangren glanced at the big white duck and said bravely: "So they came up with a way." ”
"Oh, what's the solution?"
"They will take advantage of the nature of animals, such as putting only one female goose in a flock of male geese, and as a result, these male geese are fully stimulated by hormones, and their bodies become stronger and can withstand this kind of tossing.
I've seen those hormone-heavy male geese that look like your big white duck......"
"Lao Huai, you can figure it out, this is Wang Lao's duck, not mine. ”
Zhou Dong glanced at the big white duck and found that this duck was a little wrong, his chest was straight, his farts were pouting, his two small eyes were shining, and his face was full of expressions of desire and dissatisfaction, it was really strange, what was the duck stimulated?
However, he is too lazy to think about a beast, Lao Huai is willing to study it, so let him study it, Zhou Dong is more concerned about the 'world spiritual spring' in Ma Shiqing's mouth.
After retrieving the glass bottle from the water, he found that there was already a small half bottle of spring water in the bottle, first looked at the color of the water, and then poured some into his mouth, so that the cool spring water spread on the tip of his tongue, and at the same time opened the perfect tasting skill, and began to collect data, and compared it with the records on the "Water Classic" one by one.
"Sure enough, the good water is the essence of the Yellow River, which has been filtered by the earth layer by layer, and a spiritual spring has been formed here!
The weight of the water is just right, and many people think that the lighter the water for brewing, the better, but in fact, the steaming method in "Water Talk" is to make the water lighter, reduce the hardness, prevent the water from affecting the water quality, and make the wine sour.
However, the steaming method in "Water Theory" is divided into "main water" and "auxiliary water", and it is often not the water of a lake and a spring, such as Cai Lao's Hu Shaoguang is a model of it......
This spring is soft and hard, with a pH value of about 7 and contains many minerals, so if I am not looking for the best wine, this spring alone will make me a first-class wine.
It's really good that this trip to Quancheng was not in vain. ”
Zhou Dong was proud, thinking about how to persuade Gu Yanan to spend money to come here to get water, when he suddenly heard Huai Liangren exclaim: "My God, this big white duck is crazy!"
When I turned my head to look, I saw that the big white duck Yongyong was really crazy, or that people were not crazy at all, they were just crazy about love, and they were running towards love with all their lives.
I saw a duck slowly swimming out of the reeds, which was also covered in snow.
This duck is one size smaller than Yongyong, it looks petite and exquisite, with a curved neck, very delicate,
Zhou Dong is now a diligent person, and he can see at a glance that this is a female duck, looking at its beautiful lines, neat and tidy feathers, very sexual~ sensitive, it is estimated that it is also a disaster in the duck flock.
The female duck proudly swam in front of Yongyong, barked softly, and put down her fart, with a high posture of wanting to refuse and welcome, Yongyong This guy was too unproductive, bent his head and began to peck at the feathers for the female duck, that cautious look is like a licking dog.
Zhou Dong was speechless for a moment, no wonder Wang Haibin would bring Yongyong to the Nameless Spring, it seems that he loves this big white duck very much, and helping it find love is the best reward.
may be comfortable being licked by Yongyong, the female duck's expression is a little slower, and she is finally willing to lower her head and peck Yongyong,
This pecking is not light, heavy and not heavy, full of tenderness and sweetness, like a beautiful woman lightly raising her jade finger and poking it on the forehead of her sweetheart,
In the sound of 'quack' ducks, the two amorous ducks were close together, their necks intertwined, as if they were going to do that kind of shameful thing......
This kind of natural love and happiness perfectly interprets the reproduction of life is absolutely sensual rather than rational, noble rather than inferior.
Even if it happened to the lowest beast, it made Zhou Dong and Huai Liangren, two high-level animals, look a little strange in their hearts, and they couldn't bear to disturb these two amorous ducks.
The two of them ignored each other, and they both felt a little strange in their hearts,
In this situation, there should be a big girl with a charming demeanor around her, what is it like to stand as a big man?
All this would have been perfect if there had been no sudden villain, but just as the brave duck had broken through the layers of barriers and was about to get what she wanted to stage the most romantic story, a series of angry duck cries came from the reeds, and I saw seven or eight gray-feathered ducks rushing out surrounded by a mallard duck.
Although it was not a duck, Huai Liangren could also see the anger contained in the eyes of this green-headed duck, shook his head and said: "It's troublesome, it turns out that the duck of the Wang family is the old king next door, and the bitter master catches ......."
Zhou Dong's mind is much purer than his, and he is more willing to regard this turmoil as an internal contradiction among the people.
I can't forget my identity as a professional at any time, Zhou Dong pays attention to the quality of this green-headed duck.
Such a big duck paw is not much smaller than the 'brave' duck paw at all, and it is also a serious wild mallard duck.
Generally, the wild duck will be thin, and the taste is actually not much better, but the wild duck here is different, because it is inaccessible, and there are no natural enemies, the fish in the spiritual spring are fat and big, and this mallard duck is very fat, and it looks more like a goose.
If you use this duck to make a 'ladder duck paw'......
Zhou Dong found that his saliva was surging, and suddenly his heart moved, this 'Yongyong' is simply too cunning!
The next development verified his guess, the mallard duck suddenly found that his head was greener, naturally he was furious, and rushed up with seven or eight fat ducks, first using his head to knock Yongyong and the female duck who were leaning together, followed by a fierce peck, Yongyong did not fight back, and escaped to Zhou Dong and Huai Liangren with a scream.
Then he was kicked on the fart by the mallard duck, and the big duck paw in the sunset was really fat and big, thick and powerful, and it was definitely the top ingredient.
Huai Liangren pulled Zhou Dong behind the bluestone by the lake, lowered his voice and said, "Catch a duck!
The first half of the sentence is to tell Zhou Dong that the top ingredients are available, and Lao Wang has no excuse to delay time; the second half of the sentence is to scold 'Yongyong', this beast is afraid that it is going to become a fine, and it has even learned to 'borrow a knife to kill a duck'?
In fact, there is no need to hide at all, at this moment, this green-headed duck has long been carried away by vinegar, how can there be two terrible humans standing by the lake?
Animals like ducks and geese are more reasonable, and there are not many cunning guys like 'Yongyong' after all.
Some geese are more fierce than dogs, and can fight with outsiders who break into the house, this mallard duck is not much smaller than a goose, and is used to being the king and hegemon in this big lake without natural enemies, thinking that the duck I am the first in the world, of course, I will not put two humans in my eyes.
saw Yongyong fleeing ashore in a panic, and crashed into Zhou Dong's arms with his head, quacking twice, the two duck eyes were wet, and he didn't know whether he was stained with lake water or deliberately coquettish.
Zhou Dong didn't have time to think about it, and when he saw the mallard duck pecking at him angrily, he sighed lightly: "Thank God for giving me food." ”
The God he said is naturally the lord of heaven in my Chinese legend, but it is very different from the God in Huailiang's mouth.
The legendary skill of washing vegetables is unleashed, not to mention a duck, even a python of more than ten meters can not escape the hands of a good cook.
I saw Zhou Dong's wrist flip down slightly, avoiding the fierce peck of the mallard duck, and at the same time holding the duck's neck, flicking it in the opposite direction, and pinching his thumb and index finger directly under the duck's wings.
The root of the mallard's wings was pinched, and his neck was directly lifted into the air by Zhou Dong's palm, and his whole body was suddenly lost.
If it weren't for the female duck who didn't keep the woman's way, she could continue to enjoy the free life of the duck king in this nameless lake, and it was too late to regret it.
After Zhou Dong took the mallard's duck, he held the fat duck second only to it in his other hand, and looked back at Huai Liangren, only to see that he also held two ducks in his hand, one of which was the beautiful female duck that hooked the soul of 'Yongyong'.
"Yes, old man, the way to catch ducks is very good. ”
"That is, don't forget that I'm from Cantonese cuisine, what living creatures haven't been dealt with?
That is, the law does not allow it, otherwise if you bring an African elephant, I have a way to make it obedient. ”
Huai Liangren glanced at him: "But it's still not as fast as you, if I didn't get acquainted with you, I knew that you were a demon, I thought you were born to sell ducks." ”
The two of them held four quacking ducks in their hands, blowing each other in the long sunset and near the water, but unfortunately it was a duck in their hands, and the force was much lowered.
Yongyong saw his 'sweetheart' fall into the hands of Huai Liangren, so anxious that he quacked around him, Huai Liangren listened attentively, and found that it was peaceful, and the spacing between the calls was reasonable, and he immediately smiled: "Okay, you are a drama spirit!"
Don't worry, for the sake of your merit in leading us to find ingredients, this female duck will not be slaughtered, and will be left for you to be a companion......"
Hearing this, Yongyong immediately stopped screaming, twisted his fart and shook it to Huai Liangren's feet, rubbed his leg first, and then ran over to rub Zhou Dong's leg.
Zhou Dong couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't worry, I won't kill your female duck if he doesn't kill you, are you satisfied?"
"Quack Quack ......"
I don't know if I'm laughing or laughing.
When Chen Xinghai drove to the nameless lake, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
When did the two chefs change the water table, one carrying two fat ducks in his hands, and followed by a 'quack' and screaming 'Yongyong' at his feet.
The master often brings Yongyong to walk here, he knows, and he also knows that there are wild ducks hidden here.
At that time, seeing that this group of ducks was fat, he was not without an idea, but the master said that this group of natural wild ducks is the top ingredient, and they are not allowed to move unless necessary, which is the secret of their private restaurant.
I wanted to wait until a distinguished guest came, and then I would use the 'reserve ingredients' here, but this is good, but it was all sold by this bravery.
Chen Xinghai glared at Yongyong fiercely, thought about it but laughed again, what kind of strength do you have with a duck? Not to mention that this duck is still the master's 'life-saving duck', he really can't do anything with him.
Huai Liangren glanced at him with a smile: "I didn't expect it, Master Chen, Yongyong has helped us a lot,
Mr. Wang said that there are no suitable ingredients, don't you think he just came?"
This is not only the ingredients that Wang Haibin needs, but also the ingredients he used when he competed with Zhou Dong, and he really wants to thank Yongyong, the 'duck traitor'.