The end of the trip to the capital,

Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to the magic capital, and he was still scolded half-dead along the way, although he threatened to smash this bankrupt car before, but after all, it cost so much money to buy it, and it was a pity to smash it, so it was difficult to sit down.

But now...

Xiao Man already regretted it, so angry that he almost didn't vomit blood.

"Garbage truck!"

"The most rubbish car in the world!"

"The big idiot buys this broken car... You big pig's trotters!" Yang Xiaoman complained to Xu Mang's broken car all the way, at this time her back was sore, and the roaring engine sound made her feel irritable, if God could have a chance to come, she would definitely choose to take a plane.

"Oops..."

"You're already on the thief ship, so don't think about it. Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "I have news to tell you, in the future, I may have to transfer out of the magic capital and go to the capital to participate in the work, and the time will be about half a year." ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and asked nervously: "You... Are you going to work in the capital for half a year? Why does it take so long? No... I don't want you to go, and if you do, I'll follow. ”

"Don't make a fuss!"

"There's serious business. Xu Mang said solemnly: "But it's not necessary for the time being, according to the plan... After five or six years, I'll just say hello to you in advance, lest you say that I didn't remind you and make a fuss. ”

Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said with some displeasure on his face: "You say that I seem to be a, although my temper is not good, but I am also reasonable, and I am not the kind of unreasonable woman on TV, talk nonsense in the future, be careful that the dog head will blow you up." ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

And said that she is not a?

Are you kidding... I've ever seen a reasonable woman who opens her mouth and closes her mouth to beat you to death or blow you up.

"Ahem!"

"Xiao Man... Did you take a lady course when you were a child?" Xu Mang frowned and asked curiously: "Many TV series or, the heroines in them are similar to you, they are all so-and-so daughters, and as a result, everyone takes a lady course, which seems to be a sign of high society, right?"

"Fart!"

"You've watched too much TV, right?"

"The so-called high society is a dinner every day and every night, all of them are three highs!" Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said seriously with a look: "My dad used to be the protagonist of the dinner, drinking every day and night, drinking his liver badly, and drinking three highs... That's high society. ”

“...”

"You can see it. Xu Mang said with a smile: "When I first came to your house, your mother said this, asking me and your father to drink less wine and talk about wine... Did you emptie the wine in your father's cellar?"

"Not yet!"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at his lips and said angrily: "I said you bastard, can you not always worry about the wine in my father's cellar? Are you big idiots deliberately approaching me because you know my dad has a lot of alcohol?"

"Nope!"

"I was deceived by your appearance, I have already married a beautiful lady by myself, and I never thought that she would be a barbarian girl. Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "I have to say that falling in love is like a piece of chocolate that is about to be eaten, you never know what flavor it is." ”

"How?"

"It's all your people... Are you going to admit it?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "I want to die with you!"

"Ahem!"

"I'm driving!" Xu Mang said angrily: "I'm going to get busy again when I get home, and the American M theory seems to have been tested, and yesterday I received a call from Professor Smith of Princeton University, telling me very clearly... There has been a huge breakthrough in M-theory. ”

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "What is M theory?"

"The ultimate theory of physics!"

"But it's too complicated, I'll remember too much, anyway... The ultimate theory that can explain the origin of the universe, and may be the ultimate answer to the unified field theory that Einstein pursued all his life. ”

Xu Mang said indifferently: "Don't you often hear me talk about string theory, and M theory is a theory based on string theory, which uses a law to describe all known forces, (electromagnetic force, weak force, strong force, gravitational force...).

"Didn't I strongly recommend building a collider?"

"It is possible to prove something about strings. Xu Mang said: "It's two years later..."

“...”

"My neck is sore... How long is it until the next server?" Yang Xiaoman couldn't understand what Xu Mang was saying, he had been in the car for three hours, and he suddenly felt exhausted, and complained: "Look at Chen Xi and Xiaoqiong on the plane, and then look at us... Stupid drive. ”

finally

When we arrived at the service area,

Yang Xiaoman rested his legs directly in front of Xu Mang's chest, pouted and said, "Rub it!"

No way

After all, it's the Queen.

But one thing to say, although Xiao Man is not tall, he is perfectly proportioned, a miniature version of the model, and... Her legs are very shaped, unlike some that are O-shaped, especially today when she wears a pair of black stockings that don't go up to the knees and that's it.

"Huh?"

"Chen Xi seems to have something to hide from us, do you know?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a comfortable face: "I think his appearance is obviously wrong... You've been avoiding me, are you planning to do bad things again?"

"You're so fierce!"

"Of course I'm avoiding you, like a tigress. Xu Mang said angrily: "Besides... People are in charge of Xiao Joan now, what do you care?"

"Whatever?"

"Leaving him messing around?"

"Anyway, he called me Sister Xiaoman, and his father asked me to take care of him. Yang Xiaoman glanced at her husband and said seriously: "I can see it now, if you take care of children in the future, if you don't go to prison when you grow up, it can be regarded as burning high incense." ”

"I'll make it clear to you now. ”

"If I teach children, do you hear them less?" Yang Xiaoman reprimanded viciously: "The stick in the mother's hand, the wanderer is injured;

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

it!

What's going on?

But it's okay, my daughter naturally doesn't have to say anything, she must be very obedient, I'm afraid that my son will be mischievous...

"Whatever you want. ”

"As long as you can do it, I won't care. Xu Mang pretended to be relaxed and said, "Anyway, you are so sure that you have it?"

"I don't know. ”

"Let's talk about it... There is no hurry at this time. Yang Xiaoman shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Pinch it well!"

"Yes!"

"Your Majesty!"

...

Following

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman returned home, and the two were already paralyzed on the sofa.

"Hello?"

"Oh... Put it tomorrow. ”

"I'm already going to die..."Xu Mang received a call from Brother Chuan Xiao, and said weakly: "I just came back from a self-driving trip in the capital, my God... It's not human, and if God were giving me a chance, I wouldn't be such a stupid thing. ”

"Huh!"

"It's good that you know. Brother Chuan Xiao smiled: "Let me inform you, the personnel are ready... I, Zhang Yapeng, and Wang Ai went to the Princeton Astrophysical Association for further study. ”

"Oh..."

"I'll give you a call then. Xu Mang wailed: "No... I'm so tired!"

“...”

"Then I'll hang up first, and you rest slowly. ”

"Hmm!"

Hang up the phone,

Xu Mang kicked Xiao Man and said slowly, "Do you want to call takeout?"

"Hmm..."

"Wait a minute, you go get it. Yang Xiaoman scolded tiredly: "When you're full... I'll kill you again, old lady. ”

"Okay!"

"When you're full, kill me. ”

_(:з」∠)_

_(:з」∠)_

After lunch and another three hours of rest, Xu Mang came back from the brink of death, but Xiao Man was still like a lazy pig, lying on the bed and falling asleep.

Glancing at his wife, Xu Mang suddenly had a bold idea, but quickly dispelled this idea, after all, if you can't get it, you will die here today, what is this woman babbling, the ghost knows what she will do.

Back to his study,

Xu Mang began to search for this 1999RQ36 asteroid data.

This is an asteroid discovered in 1999, its diameter is about 560 meters, and it has not been calculated that this asteroid could destroy the Earth, but astronomers have predicted a time frame of no more than 100 years.

However, later calculations show that after 160 years, there is a 0.1 percent probability that it will hit the Earth, and it will be very difficult to deviate the asteroid's orbit after 60 years, so measures must be taken to deviate its orbit in 60 years, or even 40 years.

Xu Mang had to sigh that the plot that had only happened in Hollywood movies before really appeared around him.

But...

Now the 1999RQ36 asteroid is still far away, and how much planetary slingshot effect will have to be borrowed to fly to this asteroid.

No wonder you can't give five hundred,

It's so difficult!

Launching a probe on Earth and landing on an asteroid with a diameter of 560 meters in the vast universe is very difficult... It is equivalent to shooting a shot from the earth and then hitting a mosquito on the moon, of course, it is actually a hundred times more difficult than this.

Followed by

Xu Mang calculated the power of the impact, and there was almost no more...

"Three billion..."

"It's only 20 billion when converted, can it land?" Xu Mang frowned and fell into deep thought, the New Horizons probe of the United States took nine and a half years to reach Pluto, and how long did it take?

Turn off the monitor,

Xu Mang sat on the chair and instantly felt infinite pressure, but think about it... Except for his own hard head, no one dares to take on this project.

What to do?

it!

......