Then I watched Song Placenta slap the wheelchair, and the thing swished, and it actually jumped up like a toad!

Also jumped three feet high!

I'm a dripping immortal! This is just hanging up! Isn't it too perverted to make a wheelchair like this?

The beggar hurriedly rolled on the ground a few times, and he was able to dodge it, but his thigh was scraped by the wheel, and a large piece of skin fell off in an instant, and it hurt fiercely.

Looking at Song's placenta, he became more and more frightened.

Looking at the beggar who was embarrassed by his own play, Song Placenta was very proud, and pointed his hand: "Even you, a dog-like person, dare to have a baby with your grandfather? Who gave you the courage?"

couldn't afford to provoke him, and the beggar hurriedly begged for mercy: "Big guy, I was wrong, you are a person with status, why bother with the two of us?"

Song Placenta became more and more proud, dug his nostrils, and flicked his hand: "Now you know it's wrong? It's too late! Come, lick my toes clean, and your fetal grandfather will let you go." ”

Looking at his empty trousers, the beggar looked embarrassed: "Big guy, it's not that I don't want to, the key is ......"

Song Placenta didn't react for a while: "What's the key? Do you still feel faceless? Let me tell you, others want to lick it, I'm not happy yet! You are blessed today, hurry up." Less ink, less beating. ”

"No, big guy. The beggar waved his hand, pointed to his leg and said, "The key is your leg, is he not at work today?"

"Didn't go to work?" Song Placenta lowered his head, finally understood, and suddenly became angry, slapped the wheelchair, and shouted, "Okay, you dog, laugh at me, right? Okay! Very good! If I don't kill you today, I will be raised by you!"

Song Placenta now hates people talking about his legs the most, and he is suddenly so angry that he vows to make this laughing at his own hair look good.

Seeing that his face was a little terrifying, the beggar shrank back, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't, big man, don't be impulsive! ”

"I said your grandma is a yo-yo! Suffer death, dog!" Song Placenta was extremely irritable, where did he say anything more?

The beggar flashed quickly, but he didn't expect that the flexibility of this wheelchair was too strong, as if it was alive, not only with forward gear and reverse gear, but also with jumping and spinning, and coming down several times in a row, hitting him all over his body and wailing again and again.

"Hahahaha!" Sitting down with such an artifact, Song Placenta felt that he was the god of heaven, not to mention that he was a beggar, even the Jade Emperor Sun Monkey came, and he also let it go.

Just kidding, who are you? No, no...... From now on, please call him the god of the fetus!

"Dididi!" At this moment, the marquee on the wheelchair suddenly flashed, and then Song Placenta heard a sweet voice sound, "The battery is too low, and it will automatically shut down." The battery is too low and it is about to shut down automatically. Please pay attention to charging, Momoda~"

Then the marquee went out, and the wheelchair immediately stopped in front of the beggar.

To put it mildly, this kind of high-end wheelchair is the kind of ultra-long standby. But last night, Song Placenta and Yang Goulin were in the bar until midnight, and they drank a little too much, so they forgot about charging at all.

When I came to school in the morning, I wanted to say that I would recharge after browsing bad websites for a while, but I couldn't stop browsing, and then I received a call from Xu Moqiu.

"Forget it, give me a bright spot in the future! In this world, not everyone you can afford to mess with!" Without the support of the powerful function of the wheelchair, Song Placenta naturally would not tease this beggar again, and he was about to leave after turning the wheel hard.

The only downside of this wheelchair is that it is extremely difficult to rotate manually after a power outage. Song placenta has not been an ordinary virtual fire in the body recently, and it is quite difficult to rotate without breakfast.

Never mind?

I've been a beggar for half my life, and I've been bullied I don't know how many times, but now I have a great opportunity for revenge, if it were you, would you let it go?

Just now, Song Placenta was as arrogant as an Ultraman, and he almost didn't pee on his head.

Even if he is a cripple, such a person must be punished!

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But......

The beggar rolled his eyes and quickly had an idea.

Pretending to be kind, he stepped forward and said to Song Placenta: "Come on, big guy, I'll push you." ”

See, this is the aura of the big guy! These dog-like things are impressed by the aura of a tyrant exuded from their bodies every minute.

Song's placenta swelled instantly: "Ha? You still have a little eyesight in your mouth, it's good! It seems that grandpa didn't educate you in vain today, pushing me to the abandoned factory behind the school, and I won't bother with you about this matter today." Otherwise, when my wheelchair has electricity, you won't be able to pee when you hit it!

The beggar sneered and said in his heart: I'll let you know in a moment who is grandpa.

Pushing him along the tree-lined path towards the back of the school, Song Placenta scolded along the way, completely thinking of himself as the emperor, the wheelchair jolted slightly, turned around and vomited with a thick phlegm, completely unaware that his life was in the hands of others.

"What is my identity? Huh? You are a lowly person, you can talk to me, you have burned high incense in your last life, let me tell you. Before you leave, kowtow to me three times, or I will see you and hit you once in the future!

In front is the back door of a construction site, in order to prevent someone from stealing things, the owner of the construction site tied three vicious big wolf dogs in the back, standing taller than a person, not ordinary ferocious.

The beggar came here to pick up a bottle once last month, and he was bitten on the buttocks, and he almost didn't gnaw off half of the meat, and he still hurts. When I saw them, a hint of sinister poison flashed in my eyes.

"Phew, stupid dog!" Passing by the construction site, Song Placenta propped himself up, and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm at the wolf dog lying on the ground, and the wolf dog instantly got up, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he grinned and whined.

Song Placenta patted his ass very arrogantly and said, "Come on, come and bite your grandfather!" ”

Then he turned around and said to the beggar: "See, it's just this kind of stupid dog, I play with it, and it can only watch, except for barking twice, what else can it do?"

"Yes, yes, you're a bull. "When the beggar nodded, his hand suddenly slipped, and it was a downhill slope, and the wheelchair under Song's placenta buttocks accelerated sharply, and rushed straight towards the middle of the three wolf dogs.

Watching him rush into the dogs, a treacherous smile appeared on the beggar's face.

Song Placenta didn't expect this hair to suddenly get into trouble, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, turned his head and shouted frantically: "Ahh

In the face of three big wolf dogs, despite his high paraplegia, Song Placenta did not panic at all, when his father was alive, he taught him a set of powerful exercises called "Fu Dog Thirty-six Style King Kong Legs", not to mention anything else, the effect of beating dogs is not generally good.

The wheelchair hit the concrete steps and buckled directly upside down, Song Placenta didn't know where the strength came from, so he lifted the wheelchair away, shouted, and was about to use a trick of wild dog peeing and kicking, when he suddenly remembered a very serious question - he no longer had legs!

So what's going to be fun? Come on, how do you say it's fun?

Song Placenta's face instantly turned the color of pig liver, and he hurriedly wanted to run away, but there was a sharp pain in his buttocks, and when he turned to look, he had been bitten by a wolf dog.

"Mommy, let go! hiss...... Whew!"

Poor Song placenta, where is he the opponent of the three big wolf dogs, he was bitten all over the body after a while, if it wasn't for the old man guarding the back door to appear in time, it is estimated that this life would have to be explained here.

Kindly picked him up and put him in a wheelchair, Song Placenta not only did not express his gratitude, but scolded loudly: "Your grandma is a hairy egg! Let the dog bite your father, right? Very good, you remember, old turtle calf, I will shake people immediately! If you don't cry, I will be raised by you!"

As he spoke, he reached for his phone.

This inexplicable scolding, the old man suddenly stretched his face: "Hou Sheng, this matter has nothing to do with me, why did you slander me for no reason?"

"Where are you crepe, huh, what about your grandma? Do you think you are Kong Yiji? Labor and management ...... today" Song Placenta became more and more angry the more he spoke, supporting the wheelchair with one hand, and raising his slap with the other hand, he was about to slap the old man.

As a result, the old man went

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He took two steps back and dodged, but he didn't succeed.

Song's placenta exploded instantly, and he slapped his wheelchair and shouted: "What an old turtle calf, do you dare to hide if your father slaps you? Grandpa has to kill you today!"

With both hands struggling to turn the wheelchair and chase after the old man, the old man didn't say much, turned around and walked towards the side path.

Song placenta was indomitable, picked up the dung scoop leaning on the tree next to him, turned the wheelchair with one hand, picked up the dung scoop with the other, and rushed over murderously.

The two of them surrounded a big tree, fighting like a lamp, Song Placenta didn't expect that this old turtle calf would dare to fight back! One was not on guard, his face was hit twice, and his chest was suddenly full of anger, and he wanted to swallow the old man in his belly.

Under the buttocks, the wheelchair turned, and as a result, it pressed into a pebble, and with a rattle, the wheelchair instantly lost its balance, and then there was a boom, and the person with the wheelchair directly rolled over from above, and planted into the ditch next to it that was three or five meters deep.

The ditch was filled with cement, and the placenta of Song was headed down, with a crisp click, and then there was no chance to snort, so there was no movement.

The old man was startled and hurriedly dialed the emergency number.

When he was rescued, Song's placenta was already bleeding from seven orifices, his feces and urine were pulled all over, and his whole body kept convulsing, and the funny thing was that he was still scolding in his mouth, and before he was sent to the hospital, his legs were ...... Uh, with a flick of both hands, he directly died and whined, which can be regarded as receiving a box lunch.

And what he didn't know was that just before he hiccuped, Mo Wenbing, who was abused in Guawazi Village, finally mustered up the courage to climb into the dung pit with his body.

He was not drowned, but swelled.

It is said that when he scooped him up, he kept spitting out of his mouth...... Well, nine out of ten onlookers threw up.

The two brothers were liberated at almost the same moment on the same day. I have already scolded some people half to death in my heart.

......

On the other side, Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan swaggered into the designated abandoned factory building, surrounded by the two of them.

And this wait, that is, more than half an hour passes.

At this moment, Qin Mengyan is really a bit of a big guy, sitting on a rattan chair wearing sunglasses, her sexy legs folded, the heavenly stick and the chicken head are standing behind her left and right, Xu Moqiu is standing in front, holding a newspaper and fanning her diligently.

Qin Mengyan pushed her sunglasses to her forehead and said to the opposite person: "Hey, your fetal brother won't be asleep, right? Hurry up and give her a call, isn't it hot to wait?"

The big man on the other side scolded: "What are you panicking about? What do you say you are panicking about? We are very busy people, tens of millions of people a minute, can you compare? What do you compare?"

Xu Moqiu pointed to the scorching sun outside: "Then you're not hot, big brother, you don't even have a fan here, and you're suffering from heat stroke for a while, do you pay for the medical expenses or what?"

Tianbang said to the side: "That is, if our aunt's skin is tanned, can you afford this responsibility?"

"Okay, okay, what's Bibi?" the big man waved his hand impatiently, and said to the man next to him, "Xiao Li, go and buy a few pieces of ice cream on the other side, and we'll invite him." ”

"Hey. Xiao Yan nodded and stretched out his hand to the big man.

"What for?"

Xiao Yan rubbed his hands and said with a dry smile: "Brother Bolt, this ...... Don't you have to pay for sorbet?"

The bolt frowned: "Where did I get the money? Last night, I invited you to stay overnight, instant noodles, and added a sausage, and I forgot about it, right? Hmm? In the future, the labor and management will not invite you to go all night, do you believe it? A group of white-eyed wolves!"

Xiao Pick looked helpless: "No...... Brother Plug, this code is one yard, the key is...... I don't have any money on me!"

The bolt suddenly stretched his face: "I won't take credit without you? I have to teach you this? Besides, isn't it your uncle who sells sorbet? What does it matter if you take a few pieces of sorbet? Hurry up! Don't talk about it here! Let others see the jokes." ”

Xiao Xuan suddenly cried out bitterly: "Ahh......h

Seeing Xiao Li's reluctance, the bolt rolled up his sleeves and glared at the strange eyes: "Are you going?"

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