Chapter 544: Beauty Trick
I have to say that this blind girl is still very self-motivated.
Xu Moqiu nodded again and again: "Then you must have impressed him, right?"
"Yes, it only took me half a month to win the title of the blind sniper goddess!" The autumn wind blew, the corners of her clothes swayed, Li Shiwen was like a martial arts master, and sighed, "It's cold in high places!"
"Blind sniper goddess, are you the blind sniper goddess?" Xu Moqiu cried out and looked at her excitedly.
Li Shiwen stroked her long hair: "Yes, that's right, I'm ......"
Xu Moqiu answered: "You are the blind old lady who hit the employer with a gun and was spurned by the killer world!"
Li Shiwen was suddenly unhappy: "What blind old lady? Who made them look so similar? Blame me?"
Then he said, "Besides, didn't I make up for it later?"
Yes, you have indeed made amends.
directly shot one by one, and served the family in one pot.
Cattle can't compare, what is this called?
If it's right, it should be called the life of the grass Kan, right? This is ruthless, and it is almost a fight with the shameless old man below him.
Li Shiwen didn't care: "Don't talk about me, let's talk about you, don't tell you that you're a teacher, I won't believe your nonsense, a teacher, it is impossible to appear in that kind of place." β
Xu Moqiu thought for a while and said, "If I say it, you must first promise not to beat me." β
"Oh?" Li Shiwen furrowed her brows, "Is it possible...... You used to be a flower thief? That's not good! The one I hate most in my life is the flower thief! Lie down yourself, I'll kick you and blow it up, and that's the end of it. β
This Li Shiwen can be regarded as a woman, she loves to fight and fight unevenly on weekdays, especially when she is not used to bullying men and women.
Once I finally completed the task, but it turned out that the employer molested the nanny at home, and without saying a word, I directly kicked the person to waste, and later I realized that the person was actually playing role-playing.
The matter stabbed the chief, apologized, and finally locked her up for three months. After that time, her business became less and less, so that she finally fell to the point of going on a blind date to cheat on food and drink.
Alas, the past is unbearable.
But now that I hugged Mr. Lu's thigh, the days have become moisturized.
"I think you look like a flower thief!" Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes and said, "Don't hide it, the person who was evaluated in your assessment was ......"
"Is it you?" Li Shiwen's face sank, and she looked around, as if she was looking for some kind of murder weapon.
"Of course...... No!" Seeing that she had signs of murder, Xu Moqiu hurriedly changed her words, "Actually, I am his old cousin in the next room." β
"The old watch in the next room?" Li Shiwen tilted her head, "Then what are you doing in the flowers on the other side?"
"Ahem...... You can see this, and your eyes are really vicious!"
"Of course, with your discoloration, what else can you do besides cleaning inside?" Li Shiwen glanced at him with disdain, and glanced at the night sky that had already darkened, "It's not too early, we can act." β
Xu Moqiu stood up: "I think those guys may have guns, can you do it? Or you will sleep under the overpass and wait for me? I will pick you up early tomorrow morning." β
"I don't think you can do it! It's just a group of little minions, what's wrong with having a gun? Could it be that he can still go to the sky? Hurry up!" As she spoke, Li Shiwen pushed Xu Moqiu hard.
The two took advantage of the night to quietly touch over, looking at the two guards who were waiting at the foot of the mountain, Xu Moqiu was thinking about how to put them down silently, and Li Shiwen next to her rolled her eyes: "Look at me." β
"Hey, can you do it? Don't startle the snake. β
Li Shiwen waved her hand at him and walked out directly, Xu Moqiu clearly saw this woman, pulled the clothes on her chest down, and the arc of the waist swing was obviously increased a lot.
instantly understood her thoughts - this blind girl was planning to use beauty tricks, and for some reason, she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in her heart.
Before he could get closer, one of the guards pulled out an electric baton, turned on the switch and shook it, and shouted: "Stop, what are you doing? This is private territory, and no one is allowed to enter." Let's go!"
Li Shiwen threw a charming look at him, and snorted: "Handsome guy, let's go have fun together." β
What to play? With the help of the street lamp next to him, the guard realized that the girl in front of him was not an ordinary punctuality!
One of the bucktooth men was obviously moved, but pretended to be high: "Go, go! Brother is a righteous gentleman, it's not good for this." β
The man next to him couldn't hold it back, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, glanced around, and the thief stepped forward and asked, "Sister, what price?"
Li Shiwen smiled charmingly: "500 at a time, 1200 for the night." β
The man immediately shook his head: "You're too expensive! β
Another person also said: "That is, you don't have more than others, and you want to charge double?"
500 is still too expensive? Li Shiwen wanted to slap him to death.
smiled and said: "Big brother, you get what you pay for, can those vulgar fans compare with me?"
This is the truth, the appearance of the woman in front of her is indeed not comparable to those women, the front is convex and backward, and it is itchy to see people.
The bucktooth man swallowed: "What a truth, but ...... The two of you, why don't you give a discount? β
The person next to him also hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, take a discount! It's not easy for everyone to make money, you just let us buy it as a group, and leave a WeChat when the time comes, and we will often take care of your business." β
If you go to Nima, you will get a discount? Shouldn't two people add money? Also buy in a group? Buy your grandma's face!
Li Shiwen scolded secretly in her heart, but she pretended to be embarrassed on the surface: "Then what kind of price do you say." β
The two glanced at each other, and the bucktoothed man stepped forward: "That's it, it's not easy to see you come out at night to work, my brothers and sisters are people who know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and we will go together, 600 at a time." β
This bargaining effort...... Compared to some people, it's not half a star worse. Li Shiwen is almost certain that if Xu Moqiu faced this situation, he would definitely be able to win the price of 500 yuan within 100 yuan.
Li Shiwen shook her head: "You can't get this price, it's not sincere, forget it." I went to the overpass, but I didn't know anything, so I went back to sleep. β
"Hey...... Big girl, don't go!" The bucktooth man suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward, "Do business, the price is negotiable! β
Another person echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, it's good to discuss." β
"Such, 1200. β
"It's expensive, it's expensive, 800. β
After some haggling, the two finally won for 1150.
The bucktooth man was impatient to pull Li Shiwen: "Let's go, let's go to the woods over there, there is no one over there." β
"Yes, the feng shui is good over there. β
"Let's go!" Li Shiwen twisted her waist and walked in front, and the two hurriedly followed.
Walking into the forest, before he could take off his pants, he was hit his neck, and then his eyes rolled and fell to the ground.
"Just you, do you still want to take advantage of the old lady?" Li Shiwen snorted coldly, squatted down and began to pick up the bucktooth man's clothes, Xu Moqiu also walked over, and the two quickly changed their clothes.
"What are they going to do?"
"It's okay, tie it up and throw it in the woods, it's a punishment for these two scumbags. Li Shiwen is familiar with the road, obviously not the first time to do this kind of thing.
After dealing with the two, Li Shiwen and Xu Moqiu wore the uniforms and walked up with a swagger.
He didn't take two steps before he was stopped by the guards above and glanced at them: "Stop, where are you two going at this point?"
"Big brother, I'm hungry, let's go have a supper, and we'll come down immediately. β
The man didn't say anything, but waved his hand: "Go ahead." β
"Korat ......"
"Hey, wait!" the other suddenly spoke, and stepped forward to look at him twice, "Why haven't I seen you two?"
Xu Moqiu hurriedly said: "We are new, new." To tell you the truth, our captain is the old cousin of his grandfather's second uncle's grandson's in-laws, who is a cook here, and the relationship between the two of us. β
"Hiss......" The man suddenly stopped his gaze on Li Shiwen's chest, and said with a strange expression, "This kid, why are the pectoralis major muscles so exaggerated?"
As he spoke, he was about to reach out and touch it, Xu Moqiu was startled, took the first step, and pressed it on it: "Don't hide it, my brother...... Uh, congenital sternum bulge, really! Look, hard bang! like a stone. β
Xu Moqiu deliberately pinched it, and Li Shiwen was so angry that she smoked, but she didn't have a good seizure, so she had to endure it bitterly. I had already greeted the eighteen generations of Xu Moqiu's ancestors in my heart.
The man laughed, "Haha, it's a deformity, I thought it was a woman! β
"Good Ratcha. Xu Moqiu nodded again and again.
Just as he was about to leave, another person suddenly shouted from behind, "Wait!"
Just when Li Shiwen couldn't help but want to punch him down, she only heard the voice say, "Help me bring a bowl of rice balls, remember to add a boiled egg." β
"I want the noodles, the beef noodles. β
"Okay, okay, no problem. I'll bring it to you when I'm done. β
The two walked up to a secluded path, Li Shiwen jumped up and punched it, and said viciously: "Little white face, you can do it! Eat Lao Niang's tofu in front of others? Say, how to solve this matter." β
Xu Moqiu rubbed his back: "Hey, I'm for your good! Didn't you see how urgent the situation was just now? If it weren't for me, you would have been poisoned by others! Are you still embarrassed to blame me? I'm ...... At most, it can be regarded as fertile water that does not flow into the fields of outsiders. β
Li Shiwen was angry: "Meaning, I should thank you?"
"Ahem...... That's not necessary, acquaintances, forget it. Hey...... I'm also happy to help others. β
"It's cheap to sell well there!" Li Shiwen glared, "The old lady let you touch a yellow flower girl, this matter can't be just settled." Touch it, more than 30,000 ...... I know you're poor, I'll give you a discount, three hundred, no negotiable, remember! You owe me a total of 1,000 now, pay me back as soon as you pay your salary!"
Mahler: Hell, this woman has never seen money in her life, or what?
Xu Moqiu looked indignant: "Hey, you're not authentic, it's three hundred to touch? There is such a good thing, come, you touch me! I don't want three hundred, thirty-one, or three yuan, you can touch it casually! I think you're losing money, right?
"Don't talk nonsense, it's okay if you don't recognize it, don't blame me in front of you when the time comes, uh-huh!" When she spoke, Li Shiwen also took out her mobile phone and shook it in front of him.
"Count you ruthless!"
The two walked for more than ten minutes, but they came to the gate of the manor, looking at the magnificent gate, Li Shiwen couldn't help but sigh: "When will the old lady have such a manor!"
Xu Moqiu pointed to the sky and said sarcastically: "It's dark, don't daydream about your spring and autumn days, you can't change a toilet in the manor even if you are sold." β
"Hmph, wait, one day I will become the world's most famous rich woman!" and then glanced at Xu Moqiu, "I see that you look okay, let you brush the toilet for me when the time comes, don't be too grateful to me." β
"You're pretty good at drawing bread for yourself. β
The guard at the door, looking listless, glanced at both of them, and without saying a word, continued to doze off.
This is the best, the two of them will naturally not be bored enough to take the initiative to greet them, and walk into the manor, Rao is both of them have experienced a lot, and they suddenly have a feeling that Grandma Liu has entered the Grand View Garden.
It's too big! Like a headless fly, they wandered around for more than ten minutes, and the two of them looked at each other and smiledβsure enough, they were lost.
Hiding behind the rockery, Li Shiwen urged: "Hurry up, don't you have a position? Take it out and take a look, where is Mr. Lu, we will just steal people and run, saving a lot of trouble." β
"What's the panic, with my brother here, can she still run?" While speaking, Xu Moqiu took out his mobile phone, and with a 'croak' sound, the screen flashed, and the fire went out in an instant.
At this critical moment, there was no power!
Li Shiwen was so angry that she stepped forward to give him a punch, but she squatted for too long, her feet were numb, and she threw herself directly into Xu Moqiu's arms.
Wen Xiang nephrite fell into his arms, and before Xu Moqiu could think of anything else, suddenly a flashlight beam shot out behind him, and then a deep and powerful voice sounded: "Who is there?"