"Okay!

"Kaizi is so good!"

"Kaizi is invincible in the world!"

Several of his fox friends and dog friends had obviously colluded a long time ago, and they immediately coaxed on the side. Xu Moqiu didn't speak, squinted his eyes, and quietly watched him pretend.

"Quiet!" Nie Kai waved his hand around like a national leader, coughing, "Ah~ The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return." Cough...... Luxi Ming Dynasty is more falling, when will people return when they die......"

"Stop, stop!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly interrupted, "Are you sending off or a funeral? If the seniors in the third year of high school hear this, I don't care if they come back and kill you." ”

"Oh, teacher, the meaning is pretty much the same, don't care so much. The clothes were obviously very uncomfortable to wear, and at this moment, Nie Kai pulled down I don't know how many times.

The meaning is almost the same, it's far from it, okay!

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "The last two sentences are the ballads of the eastern part of the Qi Kingdom back then, and they were sung by the mourners at the funeral. It means that life is short, like the dew on the shallot, which is fleeting. Of course, you can memorize these two sentences, but I am a little impressed, at least a little improved, here I will praise you for a minute. ”

crackling, sparse applause from the audience.

Nie Kai's face was full of red light, as if he had won five million, and he bowed again and again: "Awards, awards! If I was born hundreds of years earlier, what appeared in everyone's books would be my masterpiece. ”

Niu Gangmen interjected: "Suicide note?"

Nie Kai has indeed changed recently, all those brand-name clothes were thrown into the trash by him, and they were replaced by the kind of stalls that originally cost no more than twenty yuan, and the kind that shrank after washing once, and they were nondescript to wear on their bodies, like a bum.

Usually always a paper fan is stuck behind his back, holding a thick book of "Three Hundred Tang Poems" in his hand, no matter where he goes, he will suddenly become full of poetry, and then pretend to chant two sentences.

Xu Moqiu naturally noticed his abnormality, and called him to the office alone after class, knocking on the side and saying, "Classmate Nie, have you encountered any difficulties recently? If you need the teacher's help, just say it, don't hide it in your heart." ”

Looking at his appearance, Xu Moqiu subconsciously thought that he had a family problem. I didn't think that the reason why he was like this was completely imitating himself.

Nie Kai's chic and flowing long hair was also cut into board inches, he pulled out a paper fan from his back, opened it with a 'swish', and put his other hand on his waist, nostrils facing the sky: "No need at all." ”

"Then you ...... now"

"I'm doing well now!Teacher, I see you're really happy to work, so let's ...... I'll give you two lines of poetry, how about you relax?cough cough ......" Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to agree, Nie Kai pretended to pace back and forth, "I and the general untie the battle robe, and the warmth of the hibiscus tent is **......"

, are you going to play the rhythm of a broken back? Xu Moqiu felt a chill, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Stop, stop!"

He can see that this guy is not a family problem, but a psychological problem!

"What's the matter? Teacher Xu thinks it's inappropriate? It's okay, I suddenly have an inspiration, let me get you two more original sentences...... Uh, the wind is affectionate, the water is smiling, your ass is high ......"

Xu Moqiu grimaced and pointed to the door: "Get out!"

"Teacher, you listen to me finish singing......"

"! Labor and management don't want to wash their ears. ”

Being kicked out of the office by Xu Moqiu, Nie Kai was puzzled: "What's wrong with the teacher......?" I know he must be jealous of his talent to get angry......! How lonely a merry and talented man is, who in the world can understand me......"

Drive away Nie Kai, Xu Mo Qiuzheng

Pulling with Gao Yuanjun, a figure flashed at the door of the office, and when he saw Xu Moqiu, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he was stepping on a somersault cloud, and instantly appeared in front of him.

"Oh~ Brother Xu, I can be regarded as finding you! Why are you swollen and hiding from others! Shall we go to eat Western food in a while? I know that a newly opened restaurant tastes fried chicken sticks! After eating, we can also do some interesting things. ”

The sound came from Zhang Meihong's mouth, Xu Moqiu instantly had goosebumps, bounced up like a rocket jumping on the buttocks, trembled all over, and hid behind Gao Yuanjun: "I suddenly remembered that I still have to patrol, Mr. Gao, you talk first, I'll go first." ”

Zhang Meihong stomped her feet: "Hey~ Brother Xu, are you swollen and running away? Oops~ What's so embarrassing about this." ”

Thanks to the high heels she wears, otherwise she might catch up and continue to entangle. Xu Moqiu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and was about to go to a secluded corner to smoke a cigarette to calm down, when the phone rang at this time.

The caller ID was Zhu Yuepo, who had disappeared for a few days, and as soon as Xu Moqiu was connected, he said in a loud voice: "Brother Qiu, where is it?"

"Where else can I be? at school, of course. ”

"Oh, you're out there. ”

"Something?"

"Well, there's something wrong, I can't say it clearly on the phone, let's meet and talk. ”

"Okay, you wait for me. ”

Hanging up the phone, Xu Moqiu turned around and walked outside, but as soon as he arrived at the school gate, he was stopped by Liao Yibao.

"What are you doing? In broad daylight, are you robbing the road?"

For these words, Liao Yibao had already developed immunity, and put on a dead face: "Teacher Xu, it's work time now, where are you going to go to waste? Leave early, I will report to the principal, and your suspension will be extended when the time comes." ”

"I'm patrolling, what's the matter, you won't let me? Well, I'm too lazy to move in the future. ”

"Don't think I don't know that you want to go out and fool around!" Liao Yibao flicked his sleeves and said coldly, "I don't know how the school can leave a black sheep like you in the teaching team, it's simply an insult to the sacred campus!"

Xu Moqiu was not angry, lit a cigarette in front of him, and ridiculed him: "What about me, it's not your turn to make irresponsible remarks." But you, a who came up by connection, what else would you do except eat,, and make a fortune all day long? Raise a dog and know how to be grateful, what about you? What will you do? Have you ever made a little contribution to Boya Middle School?"

"You ......"

"What are you? You shut up your father!" Xu Moqiu's sharp tongue was comparable to that of the improved Gatling, and he stepped forward, "You usually abuse and physically punish students, retaliate against colleagues, and destroy the school system, which can be called the first pest of Boya Middle School and the first cancer in Yuejiang City!

Xu Moqiu said this in front of a security officer, and Liao Yibao was so angry that his forehead jumped: "I ......"

"What am I? If I were you, I would jump into the dung pit and commit suicide to thank the world! You, the scum of the campus, the disgrace of society, and the scum of the motherland, are still embarrassed to stand in front of the kind-hearted, handsome, and dashing first marshal of Yuejiang? Are you not afraid of thunder and thunder from the sky? What about your shame? Oh, I almost forgot, how can you be ashamed of a person who is not even as good as a pig or a dog. ”

"Jingle bell" The crisp school bell rang, Xu Moqiu glanced at Liao Yibao, who was completely beaten by himself, like a victorious general, humming a little song and walking towards the school gate.

Liao was deflated, and the people in the security department were secretly refreshed, and a smile involuntarily appeared on their faces.

Qin Zhuang, who was close to Xu Moqiu, secretly admired: "He is worthy of being a Chinese teacher, his words are sharp, and his words are heart-wrenching." It's also thanks to Liao Yibao's cheekiness, and if you can't change someone, you really can't think of committing suicide. ”

"What are you doing here? You're not hungry, are you? No

I'll tell you, a scumbag teacher like Xu Moqiu will get out of the sacred campus one day. Liao yelled at the security personnel with a black face.

Xu Moqiu came to the noodle restaurant and found that there was a cold pot and a cold stove inside, and he didn't mean to start the fire, so he dragged a bench and sat down, and threw a cigarette at Zhu Yuepo: "What's the matter in the past two days? Why have you been closed, and I don't answer your calls, I thought something was wrong with you." ”

"What can happen to me, I am ......" Zhu Yuepo took the cigarette and lit it, glanced at Xu Moqiu, and wanted to say something but didn't say anything.

"Something to say bluntly, don't mother-in-law, mother-in-law, what's embarrassing in front of me?"

"That's right...... Brother Qiu, there are two things, my ...... Belch...... Hmmm......"

Looking at Zhu Yuepo, who was scratching her ears and cheeks, Xu Moqiu smiled: "It's okay, don't worry, say it one by one." ”

"Hmm...... I was going to expand the size of our store, so I rented the store next to it......"

"That's a good thing! What's the matter? I'll solve the financial problems. Xu Moqiu said and took out his mobile phone.

Zhu Yuepo hurriedly waved his hand: "That's not it." I just thought about it without consulting you, so I made my own decision...... Are you going to blame me?"

Xu Moqiu cocked Erlang's legs, "It's all about the store, you can make your own decisions, I blame you for doing the ball? By the way, you just said that there are two things, and one more?"

"There's another thing that actually has to do with this. I was just thinking about the expansion of our store, and I was a little too busy to work alone, so I thought ......"

"Blame me for this!" Xu Moqiu patted his thigh, "That's it, I'll go to the opposite side of the school now to print a job posting, let's stick it on the door, and you can pay attention to it when the time comes......"

Zhu Yuepo didn't wait for him to finish, and interrupted: "Brother Qiu, that's the case. What about me...... There's a distant relative who just lost her job, I mean, can you make her ......"

"As long as you can be trusted, there's nothing to say. ”

Zhu Yuepo stood up and walked outside: "Since that's the case, then I'll call her over immediately." ”

Xu Moqiu shouted from behind: "Hey, don't be in such a hurry, right? It's all noon, why are you tossing people?"

"It's okay, she's just cleaning up next door. ”

After a while, Zhu Yuepo appeared in front of Xu Moqiu with a plainly dressed woman, and when she saw the person in front of her, Xu Moqiu couldn't help but be stunned: "Third sister?"

A hint of surprise flashed in Han Yueyao's eyes: "Uh...... Allow...... Xiao Xu, what a coincidence! The Brother Qiu that Brother Zhu was talking about, is that you?"

"Do you know?" A trace of doubt flashed in Zhu Yuepo's eyes, why hadn't he heard Brother Qiu say that he had a third sister before?

"It's a long story. Han Yueyao glanced Xu Moqiu up and down, and said in surprise, "Aren't you a teacher, how can you ......?"

"Oh! Xu Moqiu shook the security uniform on his body, "Now that there is a shortage of school security personnel, in order to protect the safety of the campus, I will make a temporary cameo." ”

Xu Moqiu's words were righteous and awe-inspiring, as if he was the embodiment of the righteous angel.

"Then you're great. By the way, why isn't Meng Yan with you?"

She ...... It's been a busy one lately. ”

"Dead fatty, have you been mourning for the past few days, or what? Believe it or not, aunt and grandmother will add your rent?" said who would come, Qin Mengyan's voice came from behind him. opened it inside, "You don't plan to do it with a cold pot and a cold stove, do you?"

Han Yueyao, who was standing behind Xu Moqiu, shouted: "Meng Yan!"

"Three...... Third sister, why are you here?" Qin Mengyan's face was overjoyed, and she immediately greeted her.