Chapter 540: Crow's Beak

The early morning sunlight spilled in through the cracks in the window and shone on Xu Moqiu's face.

Xu Moqiu turned over with difficulty, but he couldn't move.

I always feel like there is an extra person in my arms, I close my eyes and touch it with my hand, well, I have long hair and big breasts, I can conclude that it is a woman.

Isn't it true that he and the blind girl were on the way to Lu's house? Where did the woman come from......?

Xu Moqiu opened his eyes suddenly, and gently brushed away the unkempt hair on the woman's face, who is Li Shiwen, who is not a blind woman? How did she sleep in her arms? Damn!

"Hmm~ Don't make trouble!" Li Shiwen whispered, closed her eyes and knocked off Xu Moqiu's claws, burying her head deeper, and suddenly didn't realize that she was hugging Xu Moqiu like an octopus at the moment.

The most terrible thing is that this woman is only wearing underwear, and Xu Moqiu suddenly became angry.

"What's on me? Li Shiwen closed her eyes and grabbed it, thanks to Xu Moqiu's quick reaction and escaped her clutches, otherwise it would be hard to say what would happen.

Although she didn't want to disturb her dreams, Xu Moqiu couldn't help but say, "Hey, blind girl, you're making me breathless." Also, it's not too early, it's time to get up!"

"What are you doing...... Li Shiwen reluctantly propped herself up, rubbed her eyes, and looked at Xu Moqiu with a dull expression.

Then he looked at himself again, seemed to realize something, and was about to scream, Xu Moqiu took the first step to speak: "You slept by yourself, but you don't care about me!

"I ......" Li Shiwen faintly remembered that she seemed to take the initiative to crawl beside him and lie down, glanced at the clothes that fell next to her, and asked, "Then why are you taking off my clothes?"

In fact, who took it off, everyone is asleep, where will they remember? It may be Xu Moqiu, but it is more likely that she is herself, after all, she has a habit of sleeping naked at home.

"I ......"

"I don't care, you're responsible!" Li Shiwen quickly got dressed and suddenly spoke.

Xu Moqiu frowned: "Responsible?" No, we don't seem to have done anything, right? You can check ......"

Li Shiwen crossed her legs and combed her hair in the mirror: "I'll just ask you if you slept or not?"

There is really no way to quibble, Xu Moqiu thought about it and nodded: "Sort of." ”

Li Shiwen's eyes rolled: "That's fine, hand it in every month in the future...... Two thousand yuan, I won't worry about this matter, I guarantee that my stomach is rotten. Otherwise......"

Recently, she is so poor that she is dying, why don't you take this opportunity to pull a long-term meal ticket, wouldn't it be beautiful?

What a blind girl! I actually want to use this to blackmail! The monthly salary of labor and management is only 3,000 yuan, and I want to give you 2,000? Besides, if you give it to you, how can you explain it to Qin Baobao? Tell her that she will use the money to support other women? High heels can slap her face flat.

Xu Moqiu's head shook like a rattle: "Are you afraid that you're crazy? I'll give you two thousand and I'll drink the northwest wind?"

"No, do you? Okay, I have that person's phone! I'll tell her about you sleeping with me right away. Li Shiwen took out her mobile phone and shook it in front of him, with a sweet smile on her face.

Xu Moqiu sat up in shock: "! Blind girl, you are not authentic." You are a rich woman with an annual salary of five million, what are you doing to embarrass me as a poor teacher?"

"Don't talk nonsense, just tell me if you say yes. Li Shiwen hugged her chest with a look of surprise.

Xu Moqiu still shook his head: "No, no, no, 2000 is too much." You think to yourself, if I give you 2,000 a month, how can I explain it to her? What is the difference between giving it to you and telling her?"

Li Shiwen thought about it and felt that it seemed to make sense: "Then you say, how much to give? Of course, you can also pay in a lump sum." ”

Xu Moqiu thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "How about 200 a month?"

"How much do you say?200?" Li Shiwen's eyes widened instantly, "What about you buying pork in the vegetable market? No, your price is really outrageous! I can't accept it!"

Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "I can still eat pork! What about you?

What can I do if I give you two hundred? I can't eat or touch it, it's just charity......"

"You haven't touched enough of it all night last night? I'll tell you, 200 is really too much! You go and inquire, how much is it a month to raise a college student outside the bread?"

"What did he do when he took it back, you didn't count it yourself? And 1800? It's high, it's high! You're not worth the price. Xu Moqiu still refused to agree.

Li Shiwen was patient: "Then how much do you say?"

"II...... Two hundred and five!"

"I think you're like two hundred and five! One price, one hundred and fifty! Li Shiwen spat him in the face.

Xu Moqiu argued: "280, no more!"

"Can you be sincere?1400, this is my final bottom line. ”

"Oh, you're really high at this price! I can't take it, 288. ”

The two of them are like a pair of men and women who do the skin and meat business, you come and go, and they cut the price for half an hour, and they are red-faced, and in the end, Xu Moqiu has a better bargaining skill and wins it at 320 per month.

Li Shiwen lay on the chair weakly, rolled her eyes and said, "I found that it is not an ordinary effort to talk to you." ”

Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette and took a deep breath: "You are not bad, you will be defeated early if you change someone." ”

"Without further ado, let's settle this month's expenses first. Li Shiwen climbed up, took out her mobile phone, opened WeChat, and handed it over.

"What?"

"Scan the code! Of course, you can give cash. Li Shiwen stretched out a beautiful little hand.

"It's like we're in an illegal trade. Cough...... This month is overdrawn, first on credit, next month, next month together!" said Xu Moqiu and opened the car door and walked down.

He was penniless, so he had no money.

"What? The old lady let you touch it last night, right?" Li Shiwen suddenly became angry, got up and chased out, and slammed her pink fist on Xu Moqiu's back, "Remember! 700 next month, if you miss a point, you will wait to capsize." ”

"Do you still charge interest? Do you want to be so obsessed with money?" Xu Moqiu simply obeyed this woman, and actually thought about squeezing oil and water on himself! You just squeezed me dry, and you may not be able to see a drop of oil!

"I'm so obsessed with money! The old lady is a big girl with yellow flowers, and it's very merciful to let you sleep, and not letting you go in prison to eat, that's what the old lady deserves, hey, there's a car coming!"

While the two were talking, two ghostfire teenagers rode a motorcycle speeding from a distance.

Although the road was full of potholes, the two of them did not mean to slow down at all, their mouths screamed, the energetic DJ music seemed to puncture people's eardrums, a right-angle bend in front, even the speed did not decrease, and the body almost brushed the ground with a snort.

Li Shiwen leaned on the side of the car, shook her head and said, "Hey, as soon as the DJ sounds, Mom and Dad are in vain, how ...... would you say if these two people had a car accident?"

Boom, before she finished speaking, the motorcycle crashed into the stone pier in front of her, and the two people in the car were like monkeys appearing, flipping over in the air with their hands and knees, and they had a smug smile on their faces. One of them also whistled at Li Shiwen.

Before he could applaud, one of them hung directly on the high-voltage wire, and with a "crackling" sound, the whole person's complexion instantly turned from yellow to black, and he fell motionless on the ground, and there seemed to be a scorching smell similar to that of electric roast chicken in the air.

And the other was a big head down with a pop, and he was planted directly into the river, the river was turbulent, Xu Moqiu didn't have time to rescue at all, so he watched him being washed away. The river was red, and eighty percent of them were hopeless.

The two ghost fire boys who were good at the end flew into immortals in an instant, leaving Xu Moqiu and Li Shiwen looking at each other.

"I say, blind girl, are you a crow spirit?"

"What do you mean? Okay, you little white face, call me a crow's mouth, right? Isn't it good for someone to give us a car?"

That's right, these two ghost fire boys are like deliberately coming to deliver the car, the car is delivered, and they directly receive the lunch box without even saying a word. Xu Moqiu didn't say anything more

, walked over and helped the car up.

Li Shiwen pushed him away: "Will you ride? Get out of the way, old lady come." ”

"No, I'll sit in the back, it's not convenient. I'll do it anyway. Xu Moqiu hurriedly stopped.

"What's inconvenient, I think you want to take advantage of me, right?" Li Shiwen stretched her leg and collapsed, and said impatiently, "Hurry up! Don't waste time!"

Since she had to be like this, Xu Moqiu had no choice but to sit up, and said, "Then don't regret it." ”

Ten minutes later.

"Little white face, where are you touching your hand?"

"Little white face, you have something on me. ”

"Little White Face ......"

finally arrived at the destination, Xu Moqiu was already out of breath and sweating, as if he had run a marathon. This woman didn't know if it was intentional, and she rode to the bumpy place, which made her uncomfortable.

Of course, Li Shiwen herself was not comfortable, her little face was flushed, and she didn't dare to look at Xu Moqiu's eyes at all.

In fact, Xu Moqiu is really wrong, the halter of the motorcycle was a little deformed, and it is not easy to grasp the direction. However, at this time, the blind girl with a shy face looks like she has a flavor.

Xu Moqiu said sincerely: "I found out that you are actually quite attractive. ”

Li Shiwen held her head high, not modest at all: "Hmph! Of course, my mother was a school girl back then! The people who chased me all lined up into the sea." ”

The entire Tianmeng Mountain is private territory, and the two can only park their cars at the market at the foot of the mountain.

Both of them belonged to the category that was so poor that they directly mortgaged their motorcycles for 250 yuan and found a restaurant to sit down.

Before the food came, I suddenly heard a loud voice from the neighbor say: "Have you heard? A few young ladies of the Lu family openly compete in the whole Yunchuan to recruit relatives! I drip, you haven't seen that photo, ouch! I can't hide it, it's beautiful! I masturbated twice on the spot." ”

Someone next to him didn't believe it: "What kind of thing? Martial arts to recruit relatives? What age, still martial arts to recruit relatives? The old mind of the Lu family is funny, right?"

"This matter is spreading all the rage, can there be a fake? Although you have to be a son-in-law, but people directly send 200 million as a dowry!"

The next man with a tumor on his face slapped the table and shouted: "You don't understand this, the rich people nowadays like to play these cutscenes." To tell you the truth, I came this time to prepare to participate in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives and marry the eldest lady of the Lu family!

"Hahahaha!" A burst of piercing laughter suddenly came from behind him, Xu Moqiu turned his head and saw that several men dressed strangely, as if they had crossed over from a costume TV series, hooked shoulders and backs, were looking at the tumor man with extremely disdainful eyes.

Two of them seemed familiar, but they couldn't remember where they had seen them. There is a play to watch, Xu Moqiu and Li Shiwen are naturally happy, the two grabbed the melon seeds on the table and turned around to look at it.

The tumor man suddenly became angry: "How many laughing hairs are you?

On the opposite side is a short and fat man, wearing a torn vest, and the plaid stockings on the lower body strangle the fat into lumps and bulges, like a toad, which makes people feel disgusting at a glance.

He glanced at the tumor man and said very angrily: "Do you know who we are?

Although there were many people on the other side, the tumor man was not stunned at all, but took a step forward: "How do I know which slut trouser belt is not tightly tied and leaked you out?

"Good! You're dead! Humpty Dumpty snapped his fingers behind him.

A thief-eyed man with short stature and a mustache came out and pointed at the short and fat man: "This is the chief disciple of my Wutong Sect, and the people in the rivers and lakes call the three-headed and six-armed little Nezha, Ji Batian, and Ji Dashen yes!"

Then he pointed at the man next to the fat man, who was dressed in a long shirt and had long hair and beard: "This is the image representative of my Wutong faction, the flying god, the willow plane!

Then he shook his hair, pointed at the tumor brother, and looked contemptuous: "Turtle Sun, are you afraid? Hurry up and kowtow to admit your mistake, and I can still save you a dog's life!"