"I'm sorry, I'm drunk. ”

"Sheriff, you wouldn't have been drunk because..."

"Because of what?"

"Because, I'm a beauty. ”

Wang Dengming couldn't help laughing and pounding his head: "Head, it hurts, what kind of wine?"

"Not only did you waste two bottles of wine, but you ruined a romantic evening, didn't you?"

After Sensi finished speaking, he handed him a glass of water.

The sheriff felt so thirsty that he drank the warm water in one go.

"Thank you. ”

"You're not a huge person, drink less in the future. ”

After Wang Dengming went down with a glass of water, he felt better, but he still felt a little bad.

"What time is it?"

"It's six o'clock in the morning.... Well, fifteen, did you want to get up?"

"Well, I'll go to the bathroom. ”

"The bathroom is over there. ”

"Thank you. ”

The sheriff went into the bathroom, propped his hands in front of the big mirror, looked at his appearance, shook his head, the sheriff in the mirror is a handsome guy, but the amount of alcohol is not good, it's not right, last night, Sensi also drank two bottles, why nothing happened, damn it, I met the female Bacchus.

The sheriff washed his face, straightened his hairstyle, and found that the police hat was not there.

He went out of the bathroom, and Nasensi was looking at him with a smile on his police hat hanging on one finger against the doorframe.

"You're giving an eviction order?"

"Aren't you looking for a police hat?"

"How do you know I'm looking for a police hat?"

"As I said, I'm a poisonous rose, I'm not an ordinary person. ”

The sheriff put on his police hat, straightened it out, and said with a smile: "I'm not an ordinary person. ”

"That's right, because everyone calls you a foreigner policeman. ”

"It's good to know, I'm leaving, can you give me a hug?"

Sensi clasped her hands to her chest, she was still wearing her turquoise pajamas at the moment, and she just looked at the door.

"Well, I'm like a clown in front of you, I admit it. ”

The sheriff walked to the door, and just as he opened it, Sensi said, "Sheriff, tomorrow is the weekend, and I invite you to a picnic." ”

The sheriff turned his head and said, "I need to think about it, beauty." ”

Sensi was slightly surprised, the Chinese sheriff had already left without looking back.

At seven o'clock, at the police station, Wang Dengming touched his head, still feeling that his head hurt.

"Damn, I've never seen such a strong whiskey, and the more I drink it, the more I go back, master, isn't it a shame to say. ”

Qin Huai practiced early in the morning, just outside the window of the office, Tai Chi.

"Sheriff, sheriff, I advise you to stop in moderation, I will check the woman's face, although she is beautiful, but she is fierce in her bones, and she is very dangerous. ”

"Half immortal, the way you practice Tai Chi is like a big rabbit. ”

Qin Huai smiled proudly: "Many people say so, look at this world, who can play Tai Chi to create the image of a rabbit, that is, this master can." ”

Xiao Minzi was about to go to buy breakfast, and when she saw that one of the two of them was in front of the window and the other was outside the window, chatting happily, she smiled and said, "Sheriff, Master Qin, I think you are like a pair of brothers." ”

The sheriff protested severely: "I'm not a rabbit, besides, find you a boyfriend to take care of you!"

Xiao Minzi covered her mouth and ran away with a smile.

"Sheriff, remind you again, in layman's terms, stay away from Sensi, I don't think people can be wrong, she has a murderous aura, a vicious murderous aura. ”

"I'm far away, I've been humiliated by her, this prickly. ”

Satsuma also got up, and saw Master Qin playing Tai Chi, and also came up to follow the gesture, like a big rabbit.

At half past eight, Wang Dengming finished eating the breakfast that Xiao Minzi bought, and it was time to work.

Someone else reported that the Route 7 drag racing party began to appear, and just last night, it was scurrying back and forth between the town and the seventh.

"You guys, make sure you get a few back. ”

Achillo is the favorite drag racer and said, "Head, no problem, we're all going, aren't you going?"

"It's not to catch thieves, why are so many people going?"

Satsuma said: "I see, while there is no one at the police station, you plan to continue dating Sensi, don't you?"

Wang Dengming smiled bitterly and didn't want to say anything.

Satsuma and others went to arrest the drag racing party, Wang Dengming drove a police car and patrolled, and he was thinking about patrolling today.

At 12 o'clock in the afternoon, he parked his police car in front of a pizza shop, and when he entered, he asked for a little food, found a single table, and read the newspaper while eating.

The cell phone rang and someone called the police that there was a fight at the station.

Wang Dengming hurriedly threw the pizza on the table, ran out of the pizzeria, got into the police car, and headed towards the station.

But by the time he arrived, the people who had fought had already left, leaving a pool of blood at the door of the small station.

Damn, no one died, people ran away, Wang Dengming will not continue to investigate, he doesn't have such kung fu, I don't know what's going on with my drunkenness last night, this head always hurts faintly.

He found a big tree, didn't turn off the fire, turned on the air conditioner in the car, and fell asleep, he seemed to be sleeping.

Outside the window, there was a knock on the window, and he opened his eyes in a daze, and it was two stunned middle school students.

He rolled down the window and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Mr. Policeman, we saw you sleeping in a police car before going to school and sleeping in a police car after school, so we wanted to confirm that you were dead or alive. ”

"Ahh

The two students ran away, turning their heads to make strange faces at the sheriff as they ran.

Wang Dengming looked at his watch, he slept for more than four hours, and the pointer of the fuel meter went down for a section.

When I woke up, my head seemed to hurt.

"Wild bear, find a technician and give me a head press. ”

"Boss, you are here, I am waiting for you in the clubhouse. ”

At nine o'clock in the evening, Wang Dengming left Tu Gordonbu's clubhouse and went to his nest.

That night, Wang Dengming slept all night, and the next day, he fully recovered.

Damn, I'm afraid this is the most drunk I've ever been.

The phone rang, and it was Sensi who came.

"Have you thought about it?"

"Where to go for a picnic?"

"You're the sheriff of the town, and wherever it's safe, go wherever it's safe. ”

"Why don't we go to the river, let's go fishing, there has to be something for the picnic, right?"

"I've heard that rabbits grow in the woods by the river, is it true?"

"Yes, big white rabbits. ”

"Okay, ten o'clock, pick me up. ”

At ten o'clock, Wang Dengming drove the police car to the door of the hotel, Senxi carried a shotgun, a pair of sunglasses, a grass green camouflage uniform, and high-heeled boots.

"Sheriff, you made me wait ten more minutes. ”

"Dealing with a small matter, delayed. ”

Sensi threw the shotgun on the back seat, put the co-pilot down diagonally, put it at a suitable angle, lay down, fastened his seat belt, and said, "Drive." ”

Wang Dengming was also wearing sunglasses, he buckled them down and said, "Your tone sounds like my boss." ”

"If you were to be my employee, I might not hire you. ”

"Really?"

Wang Dengming put on his sunglasses, stepped on the accelerator, and the police car flew up.

By the river, they found a dense forest, got off the fishing rod, just waiting for the fish to take the bait, in the river around the town, there are many big herring, as long as they catch one, the basic materials for the picnic are available.

"Come on, eat or not. ”

Wang Dengming clapped his palms and walked to Sensi, who was fiddling with a shotgun, with a smile.

Senxi was quite skillful in playing with shotguns, so Wang Dengming asked, "Did you hunt a lot before?"

"I used to hit people a lot. ”

Wang Dengming was stunned.

Sensi smiled: "The most basic one for those who want to soak me is to have a sense of humor, you are not humorous enough." ”

Wang Dengming wanted to refute, but Senxi carried a shotgun to the dense forest.

"Don't follow me. ”

Sensi soon disappeared into the forest, and for about half an hour, a gunshot rang out in the dense forest, and soon Sensi came to Wang Dengming with a rabbit and said, "Look at you, Mr. Sheriff, how is your craft?"

"That's pretty good. ”