The remaining stack of test papers was corrected quickly, and after reading the last essay, it was just past ten o'clock.

When Xu Moqiu appeared in the living room dressed neatly, Qin Mengyan was stunned: "Are you going out to the grave or a blind date?"

Not only her, but even Lu Mingyue cast a strange look.

It's no wonder that this guy is sloppy on weekdays, and he suddenly dresses like a dog, which is really abnormal.

Xu Moqiu squatted on the ground and wiped his shiny leather shoes: "Oh, a friend invited me to a party, I didn't want to go, but he forced him to die, hey, there is no way, let's give him a face, let's go!"

"Let me guess, that guy is a fish braincase, right?"

Qin Mengyan was lying on the sofa, stilting Erlang's legs and swaying, looking into it from Xu Moqiu's angle, she could faintly see a trace of spring light - white with lace......

Quickly turned his face to the side, shook his head, and said, "Who is the fish braincase? ”

Qin Mengyan glanced at him: "Isn't it Yu Feiyang's fool, Mingyue and I both refused, are you still planning to go?"

"Uh...... Haven't you heard of an idiom called 'It's hard to be gracious'? Besides, if you all refuse, it will hurt people's self-esteem! He's a big man, what if he can't think of hanging himself? We can't do that kind of harmful thing!"

Qin Mengyan unceremoniously debunked: "Hmph! I see that you just want to eat and drink! What kind of high hat do you wear for yourself? It's really shameless!"

Lu Bao'er next to her kept pricking up her ears, and immediately became excited when she heard the party: "Briquettes, who are you going to attend the party?

Does this need to be asked? Of course it's not good!

If you go, people's gatherings must not be tossed into memorial services? Where will your little witch of the Lu family go without making a fuss? What if you bury firecrackers in other people's cakes and chin bean flour in wine? Then won't I become the culprit?

"Not good. Xu Moqiu refused very dryly.

"Mud!!" Lu Bao'er didn't expect Xu Moqiu to answer so crisply, and her eyes widened suddenly, "Why?"

Xu Moqiu moved out with a reason that he couldn't refuse: "People didn't invite you." ”

Lu Bao'er looked angry: "Nonsense! Bao'er is so tolerant, he is blind? Why don't you invite a couple? He is not afraid of being thundered by the sky?"

Cute is cute, but that doesn't mean a reason for you to eat and drink! If you don't invite you, you will be thundered from the sky, and then there will be no living people left in this world.

Xu Moqiu looked helpless: "Then did you receive the invitation?"

"Kiyo Wow!"

"That's right, you can't go without an invitation. ”

"But you've got wow!"

Xu Moqiu couldn't figure it out: "Is there a relationship between this?"

Lu Bao'er said as a matter of course......: "Of course! Drip people, you drop even drops, even drops have something to do with mud and wood, so you must bring the puppet with you!"

What kind of bullshit is this? Xu Moqiu didn't want to take a troublemaker with him, so he still shook his head: "No, no, people didn't say that they could bring someone with them." ”

"Oh, briquettes and briquettes! Bao'er is so wide and durable, the mud is good with the puppet 8 good!" The reason didn't make sense, and Lu Baoer began to be coquettish.

Holding Xu Moqiu's arm kept shaking, although she was not very old, she was really well developed, Xu Moqiu felt as if her arm had fallen into a deep ditch.

However, Xu Moqiu still refused to let go: "This is not a matter of being tolerant or not......

It's not soft, Lu Bao'er simply pushed Xu Moqiu away, lowered her voice and said in Xu Moqiu's ear: "It's a dead briquette! Believe it or not, tell my sister about the ugly thing about the mud!

Xu Moqiu squinted his eyes: "What handle?"

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I'm walking right, and I have the handle in your hands?"

"Mud steals sister's underwear and does something that is not broad......

"Auntie, don't talk nonsense! Xu Moqiu hurriedly covered her mouth, glanced at Lu Mingyue, who had no reaction, and finally gave in and nodded very unwillingly.

In order to prevent accidents, Xu Moqiu gave her a preventive injection in advance: "It's okay to go, but we have to make three chapters of the law!"

Since Lu Mingyue became obsessed with cooking, Lu Baoer and Lu Zhe have become her experiments, especially Lu Baoer, Lu Mingyue loves her the most, and she will let her taste anything good first, which can make Lu Baoer choke enough.

If she can go out to have a big meal, she will naturally not let go of this opportunity. Hurriedly nodded: "The table says three chapters, and thirty chapters are all mud!"

"It's not that exaggerated. Xu Moqiu thought for a while, "First, you are not allowed to leave me within one meter of ......."

Before the first one was finished, Lu Baoer raised her fleshy little hand: "Then even go to the toilet, mud also want to baa with you?"

"Uh...... Except for going to the toilet. ”

Lu Bao'er nodded: "That's broad." ”

"Second, when you get there, no matter what you see or hear, you are not allowed to shout. ”

"Hmph, even if it's not a vegetarian bun! Besides, even vegetarian things are dropped!"

"Third, and most importantly, don't get into trouble!"

Lu Bao'er tilted her head: "Is there any bad silver in that element?"

If you don't mess with others, you will burn high incense, who is impatient to provoke you?

Xu Moqiu thought for a while: "If there really is, you tell me, I will cut him for you!

"It's okay! The wood is there, right? Then I'm going to change my clothes! Briquettes, the mud is the best! Hmm!" Lu Bao'er kissed Xu Moqiu on the face fiercely, and trotted all the way upstairs.

Lu Mingyue turned her head: "Xu Moqiu, do you really plan to take Bao'er with you?"

Xu Moqiu wiped the saliva from his face, looking helpless: "What can I do? ”

"You can't do anything about her yourself, you still rely on me, just go, you just take care of her." ”

Qin Mengyan said beside her: "Yes, yes, yes, let's go!" And that little ghost Lu, why don't you go to play with your girlfriend, why are you squatting at home? Hurry up, don't disturb me and my dear living in the two-person world!"

"Oh, Xiao Zhe is talking about his girlfriend, which girl is it? Take out the photo and show it to my sister. ”

"No!" Lu Zhe was startled and quickly explained, "Not really, I'm a good student at school." ”

"Really? Then I'll check the homework. ”

"Ahh

It was still early, Xu Moqiu returned to his room and brushed jokes boringly, "squeak", the door of the room opened, and then he saw Lu Baoer sneakily appear at the door, and kept waving to him: "Briquettes, briquettes!"

"What are you doing?" Looking at Lu Bao'er who was like a thief, Xu Moqiu always had an ominous premonition.

"Come on!"

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Occasionally, there are good things to be tired of!" Lu Bao'er stretched her neck to look outside, and after making sure that there was no one, she suddenly took out a pair of nei pants from her arms, "Dangdangdang!

it!

Seeing that she was holding the thin underwear in her hand, Xu Moqiu instantly bounced up, with a shocked expression: "Grandma, where did you get this? Hurry up and put it back!"

Isn't it? Losing one, Lu Mingyue may not care too much, this time losing two in a row, unless she has a problem with her IQ, how could she not think that she was a thief? What's more, judging from the folds, it is very likely that it is the kind that has not been washed.

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When the East Window incident happens, with Lu Baoer's character, he will definitely hold the black pot on his head.

Lu Mingyue spoiled this little sister to the extreme, even if Xu Moqiu said that she was the culprit, could Lu Mingyue believe it? In the end, she was accused of framing!

Wait!two?

Lu Mingyue loves cleanliness so much, naturally it is impossible to wash it together last time, so there is only one answer - one of them is Qin Mengyan's!

With her temper, if she knew that her underwear had been stolen by herself, what would she do? It was entirely possible to chop people into meat sauce to fill the sewers!

Thinking about it like this, Xu Moqiu suddenly felt a chill down his spine!

is such a Lu Baoer, she is really a little ghost! she is so calculating, it's a pity not to shoot a palace fighting drama!

"What are you putting back for?" Lu Bao'er looked puzzled, "Don't you want it?"

"I want to ...... It doesn't matter if you don't want it...... Your sister will find out!Bao'er, what am I doing to you?"

Lu Baoer thought about it and gave a not-so-ideal answer: "Make do." ”

"Okay, you see I haven't hurt you, have I? You are obedient, where did you take it, quickly put it back! After a while, your sister will find it, and the matter will be a big deal!" Xu Moqiu patiently explained to her.

"Coward, colored heart wood, colored gall, hum!" Lu Bao'er glanced at him, "Do you want 8 to feel the mud?"

Xu Moqiu just wanted to send this hot potato away quickly, and hurriedly shook his head: "No, no!

At this moment, Lu Mingyue's voice came: "Bao'er, what are you doing there? Sneaky, are you hiding something?"

"Ah, wood...... Mu You!" Lu Bao'er was startled, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, she directly threw the thing in her hand in front of Xu Moqiu, and walked out with a jump.

This is going to kill someone!

Xu Moqiu hurriedly stepped forward to pick it up and stuffed it into the quilt with lightning speed. Fortunately, Lu Mingyue didn't come, and for the sake of safety, Xu Moqiu hurriedly moved them to the iron box in the dark compartment in the corner.

I thought in my heart, when Lu Mingyue is not at home one day, I will find a chance to go back. Well, don't worry, I really don't want to collect it.

After eleven o'clock, Lu Mingyue originally planned to let him drive his own car, but Xu Moqiu refused because it was too high-profile and inappropriate.

Just stepping on the tattered two-eight bars, Lu Bao'er reluctantly sat in the back seat, pulling his clothes against the scorching sun and slowly disappeared into Lu Mingyue's sight.

Looking at the disappearance of the two of them here, Qin Mengyan thought thoughtfully: "My dear, your little sister seems to be very clingy to this slut! This is not a good sign." ”

Lu Mingyue didn't care and said: "Bao'er is a child, that guy follows her everywhere, the relationship between the two is better, and it's normal." What's the big deal?"

"I'm afraid it's not that simple. Qin Mengyan shook her head and analyzed Lu Mingyue, "Haven't you heard that some people now have very serious LOLI controls! Your Bao'er is so cute, plus the slut Xu is not a good person in the first place, if he poisons Bao'er, you won't have time to cry by then!"

Lu Mingyue was stunned: "Can't you, right? The two of them have relatively compatible personalities, and they both like to mess around." It shouldn't be that exaggerated. Besides, Xu Moqiu's character shouldn't be so dirty......"

Qin Mengyan persuaded bitterly: "My dear, you need to know that 'knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing hearts'! Once a man is in a hurry, what can't he do? ”

"Then I think you better worry about yourself first, it's not too early, I'm going to prepare the ingredients, I watched a dish of boiled beef last night, and I'll make it for you to taste in a while!"

"Ahh

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