On the twentieth day of the lunar month, there are still ten days before the New Year.

National Satellite TV No. 1 studio, the last rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala.

"In the next program, the sketch brought to you by Lao Pimple, Qu Xiumin and Yang Ming sells abduction. ”

"Crutches, crutches, ......"

The last rehearsal with makeup not only required all the personnel to be present, but also invited 600 guests to the scene.

These guests are all business units that used to be very supportive of National Satellite TV, or they were drawn from the enthusiastic audience in the imperial capital, and these people all had the opportunity to have a sneak peek, and the requirement was to keep it secret and not allowed to shoot.

Before this Spring Festival Gala, there was no comedy sketch in this world.

Therefore, Yang Ming strongly requested to add this project, and everyone is looking forward to it.

And in the first few rehearsals with makeup, this show did not go on stage.

It's because there is still one actor left and no one can be found!

But now at the last moment, this show has to be on, and in the end, Yang Ming has to play the role of Chef Fan.

Yang Ming had the actor pill, but he didn't use it.

First of all, this comedy sketch is not acting in a movie, and the actors' styles of the two are fundamentally different, so when you watch Mr. Zhao acting in movies and television, you always have the feeling of watching a sketch performance.

The two are not the same, if Yang Ming uses the actor pill, he may not be able to realize the comedic effect of the sketch.

Another reason why Yang Ming doesn't use the actor pill is that he hasn't completely given up.

He had already published his hand-painted portrait of Chef Fan in major newspapers across the country, and he didn't believe it when he searched for this person all over the country, and under such a search, he couldn't find Chef Fan.

Not to mention, because there have been no comedy sketches in this world, everyone's laughter is really low.

When Yang Ming came over on a bicycle, Qu Xiumin put his hand in his sleeve, and then shouted, "Crutche, crutch, ......"

This appearance alone detonated the entire scene.

"Haha!"

"Poof......

At least half of the 600 people present, at least more than half, couldn't stop laughing.

Director Har is also watching it for the first time, and she was skeptical when she heard Yang Ming say how attractive this sketch is.

But when the show began, she couldn't help laughing.

However, there are also those who have a high laughing point, so they don't smile with a strained face.

But soon, these people couldn't bear it, the laughter in the sketch was too dense, and it was all unexpected and reasonable, every burden was completely unexpected, one after another the burden was thrown out, even if the dead looked at it, they had to smile!

Yang Ming stopped the car and said dissatisfied, "I said what are you commanding blindly, you know where I go, you just let me turn." ”

The old pimple said in a low voice, shouting for sale.

"Sold for sale. ”

"What are you buying? ”

"Turn!"

"Hook on. ”

"Trafficked, trafficked!"

The entire studio hall was instantly uncontrollable, and everyone laughed loudly, not only the audience, but also the staff and dancers on the scene. fervor

Yang Ming walked up inexplicably and said, "Well, what's the matter, who wants to kidnap you." ”

Qu Xiumin said, "No, he was abducted." ”

Yang Ming looked at the old pimple and said, "You're going to abduct and sell." ”

The old pimple was dissatisfied, "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, can I abduct and sell like this, you buy it!"

When this sentence was spoken, the scene broke out into bursting laughter again.

Originally, the big leaders of the National Satellite TV Station were hiding in the director's room to watch, but now they all couldn't laugh, and they all came out, sat in the audience, and watched a happy one.

It can be said that this is the most timeless program in the history of the Spring Festival Gala.

Everyone laughed and laughed, and the performance came to an end, and time passed unconsciously.

The old pimple said, "What are you doing? Why are you distressed? Go, change places!"

Qu Xiumin said stupidly, "Why are you going?" ”

The old pimple waved his hand and said, "Find someone with bad legs and feet to sell him the bike!"

There was another burst of wild laughter, and everyone felt that their faces were sour after watching the show.

Why, tired of laughing!

When the three actors on the stage stood side by side and bowed to the audience, everyone present stood up and gave warm applause. It is no exaggeration to say that all the shows tonight combined, all the highlights are not as good as this one show.

Director Ha applauded with a smile, "Teacher Yang Ming, you are right! The charm of the language of this program is unprecedented, and the effect of the program is also unprecedented, I believe that after the broadcast of this Spring Festival Gala, this program will cause a huge response! You have succeeded!"

Lao Pimple and Qu Xiumin also smiled innocently, they didn't know what a sketch was before, but after they finished acting by themselves, they also felt that this show could be popular.

To be honest, when they first started rehearsing, they couldn't laugh at themselves.

In the end, there were too many rehearsals, and I felt numb, so I didn't laugh.

Lao Pimple and Qu Xiumin are still very simple, they didn't expect that after the show became popular, they would make a fortune or something. They just feel that Teacher Yang Ming has given five million, paid a salary every month, and helped their whole family settle in Lanwan, they are sincerely grateful to Teacher Yang Ming, and they are ready to mix with Teacher Yang Ming for a lifetime!

Although the show is very good, there are also some conservative points of view.

I think this show is a bit not so positive, and I feel like it's fooling fools and bullying disabled people with low IQs.

In the end, the leader of the main station at the scene made a decision, "It's good to be happy for the New Year." Why do you have to be so prescriptive, the spring and white snow and the lower riba people are all needed. ”

With this sentence, the show has passed the trial safely.

Although this show is very good, Mr. Yang Ming also acted very well.

But after the rehearsal, Director Ha still put forward his own opinion, "I don't think it is appropriate for Mr. Yang Ming to play this Fan chef, you are a shrewd person, and in everyone's minds, you are the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom." You are now playing a person with a bad IQ, and if you don't sound good, you are a fool, I don't think you are suitable. ”

Yang Ming said, "I also know it's not suitable, but I still can't find the person I'm looking for!"

Har Dao also frowned, "Can you change someone else?" ”

Yang Ming shook his head and said, "If I can't find the candidate in my mind, I'd rather play by myself." ”

At the same time, Fan Xiaoli, the chef of the cutting pier, was already busy preparing for the holiday.

Don't look at his figure and appearance, it's a bit filed, but his wife is very good-looking, that is what he met when he was a child learning dance, and then slowly got along, the woman thought he was a good person, so she married him.

On the twentieth day of the lunar month, Fan Xiaoli got off work much earlier than usual, and went home with the New Year's benefits from his canteen.

When I got home, I found my wife crying at home alone.

He hurriedly went up and asked, and his wife hesitated for a long time to say that there was a leader in her factory who did something to her, and Fan Xiaoli also had three points of earthiness, so he took the chef's knife and went to ask for an explanation......