When I saw the policeman's uncle in the police station, and saw that I was coming, it was like seeing a robber coming.

The little boy first rolled his eyes in disgust, then snorted with a little arrogant face, and then climbed up on a stool by himself and sat down obediently.

Although the little boy had already sat down obediently, Zhang Junlong, who was still not very relieved of him, finally dared to make a record with the glasses teacher and the school bus driver after explaining that his colleagues wanted to watch him.

"It's so boring, I sit so much that my waist hurts, no, I have to get up and walk, so that people don't have old waist bones. ”

The little boy is an active boy by nature, and if he just sits down for a while, he can't sit down, and he has to get up.

Hearing the little boy's words, the civil servant who was in charge of taking care of him directly rolled his eyes at him and said, "Little boy, you are only five years old, you have a ghost waist, you don't have a waist, and your waist hurts, you want to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit my flowers, right?"

"Uncle, have you always felt incapable lately?

I always can't sleep when I go to bed at night, and I am very tired when I get up in the morning, and I don't want to get up.

And no matter how long you sleep in bed every day, you feel tired and want to keep sleeping, right?"

Seeing that there was nothing fun to do, and that he was being taken care of, the little boy who had nothing to do said to the civil servant who was taking care of him with a smile on his face.

"How does he know that I'm inadequate?"

"I just recently transferred here, and it's a little difficult to adapt to the working environment here, but I can't do it, I don't seem to have told anyone about it?"

"I can't sleep at night, I really can't sleep every night lately, and I'm still bored at one or two o'clock every day, but how does this little kid know?"

"And I can't get up in the morning, no matter how long I sleep in a day, how did he know?"

"Could it be that this little boy came out of a medical family, and then he saw at a glance that I was sick??"

After muttering a few words in his heart, the civil servant looked at the little boy with a puzzled expression and asked him, "Little friend, how did you know about your uncle's situation?"

"Uncle, if I'm not mistaken, you must have been reading novels and watching small videos in the dead of night these days, and then watching yourself burst into tears, didn't you?"

"It's over, it's over, it's really over. ”

"It seems that I'm really sick, and even reading novels and watching small videos to cry have been seen, am I hopeless?"

After muttering a few words in his heart, the civil servant immediately approached the little boy nervously and asked him in an almost pleading tone, "Little brother, don't say it, can you tell your uncle, can your uncle still be cured?"

"What kind of illness, you're not sick, you're just having excess male hormones, and you don't have a girlfriend, and then you're busy with work, and the weather is dry and hot, resulting in lack of sleep... Seeing that the civil servant was frightened by himself, the little boy hurriedly told him the answer.

Hearing the little boy's answer, the civil servant was stunned for a moment, then sighed and said, "You little boy, do you know that you almost scared me to death, and where did you see so many problems?"

"When you looked at my teacher just now, your eyes were straight, and you were secretly swallowing saliva and licking the corners of your mouth.

This shows that the hormones in your body have accumulated to a certain point, and the reason why you accumulate so many hormones is obviously because you don't have a girlfriend.

As for why you know that you have insomnia, plus you are always sleep deprived, it is because you already have dark circles in your eyes, and if you have dark circles, doesn't it mean that you have not been sleeping well lately.

Young people who don't sleep well can do nothing more than go out and read novels, or make comics.

However, since you are a civil servant, it is impossible for you to go out and play around, so you can pass the time by reading novels and brushing up on teas.

I also want to say, why do you know that you have cried, the reason is very simple, your eye sockets are slightly red and swollen, and there are many bloodshot eyeballs. Got it.... Hey, hey, hey.... ”

After happily replying to the civil servant's words, the little boy sneaked directly in front of a desk, and then casually took a pack of cigarettes from it, and then he said that he was in urgent need of urination, and asked the civil servant to take him to the toilet to pee.

And just as he was peeing, the little boy took out the remaining chili water he had just used from his small school bag, then opened the cigarette, dipped the chili water on the filter one by one, and after dipping the chili water, he stuffed it back again.

After getting the cigarettes, the little boy secretly threw the pack of cigarettes back when the civil servant took him back, and it went on the original desk.

"Hey, why did my cigarette come out again, wasn't it missing just now?" Not long after the little boy threw the cigarette back, a policeman who came out of the interrogation room took the cigarette away.

After taking the cigarettes, the policeman turned around and went straight back to the interrogation room.

And the little boy who saw this scene hurriedly said to the civil servant, "Uncle, uncle, you can take me to my teacher's side, I'm so bored here, I'll go in and accompany my teacher..." ”

"Okay, then I'll take you to Officer Zhang... ”

Hearing the little boy's words, the civil servant nodded with a smile after thinking about it, and then took him to Zhang Junlong and them with a smile.

On the other side, the policeman who was assisting in the interrogation of the three young men handed out a cigarette to the three of them one by one, lit them, and then said slowly, "The cigarette is given to you, now you should answer my question honestly, right?"

Suck Suck Suck ...... ⊙∀⊙! Spicy spicy .......

Hearing the policeman's words, the three young men first took a hard puff of cigarettes, wanting to use cigarettes to numb the pain in their bodies.

It's just that after this mouthful, the three young people were like drinking magma, instantly red from their necks to their faces, and they couldn't make a sound for a long time with their mouths open, and the sweat on their bodies flowed out desperately like turning on a faucet.

Seeing the appearance of the three young people, the policeman first picked up his cigarette and sniffed it, and then immediately coughed and said, "Ahem, ahem... Spicy spicy spicy spicy spicy.... Damn, which bastard is in the whole Lao Tzu, he actually got chili water on Lao Tzu's cigarettes, this is to kill Lao Tzu....!!"

"Ahem, ahem... Ahem, ahem... We recruited, we recruited, please don't fix us, we ate pepper spray twice in a row this day, we can't stand it, cough cough cough... Ahem, ahem.... ”

The chili water in the chili spray is made of chili peppers such as perverts, so this cigarette with chili water went down, and the three young people were directly spicy and cried, and everything was summoned....

It turned out that the three young people fought in their hometown and cut people, and then they were worried that they would be troubled and arrested by the other party, so they escaped directly from their hometown.

After escaping, they were worried that they would be found by the police, so the three of them didn't dare to use their ID cards, or even look for jobs, so they wandered around all day long, fled everywhere, and lived a hungry life.

Then they unexpectedly met the middle-aged woman who crashed the car before, and saw that she was still very smooth and got two hundred yuan, and then there was no job, and there were three people with a criminal record, so they directly joined the ranks of the middle-aged woman touching porcelain.

It's just that the three young people, because they are too anxious to ask for money, and too worried about meeting the police, so they will be so mad that they turn the porcelain into a robbery after being sprayed with chili water by the little boy....