Oh my God, hemorrhoids again!

Xu Moqiu next to him was speechless, and said in his heart: How much do you want me to grow that thing? Can't you make up individual diseases? Even if it's a stomach perforation, you can accept it!

Liu Mingguang looked dissatisfied: "Then why should he take a leave! It's so undisciplined, I think he wants to write a review again." Meng Yan, you have to discipline and discipline well, this guy has always been like this. ”

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu hurriedly coughed and glanced at Qin Mengyan.

"I'll say him. As he spoke, he pulled Xu Moqiu over and said to Liu Mingguang, "Teacher Liu, this is Teacher Qiu Mo who Xu Moqiu found to substitute for him, a graduate of a famous university. ”

"Oh, Qiumo, Moqiu?" Liu Mingguang pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said suspiciously, "What is the relationship between the two of you?"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly replied: "Classmate, classmate." You must be Teacher Liu Mingguang, right? I have heard Mo Qiu say that you are highly respected, and when I saw you today, you really live up to your reputation! You are simply a model in our teaching profession!"

"Can this be seen?" Liu Mingguang felt more familiar the more he looked at this woman, especially those eyes, which were exactly the same as Xu Moqiu.

If it weren't for the two mountains and the voice on his chest, he even suspected that Xu Moqiu was pretending to be a woman. After all, it's normal for that guy to do something unbelievable.

Xu Moqiu's old face flushed: "Cough, it's just a feeling...... Felt ......"

The "jingle bell" bell rang, Liu Mingguang was about to say something, but glanced at the class schedule on the table, this class was a Chinese class.

So he didn't delay any longer and nodded at him: "Let's go and teach the children." The third class of classrooms is at the end of the left turn outside, forget it, I'll take you there. ”

Qin Mengyan stood up: "Teacher, you are busy with you, there is no class in this class, I'll take him there." ”

"That's fine. Liu Mingguang didn't say anything more, turned around and walked out of the classroom. Before leaving, I didn't forget to look at him twice.

Xu Moqiu pulled his skirt and said worriedly: "He seems to have found something, what should I do?"

Qin Mengyan said disappreciably: "What are you afraid of? You are a real woman now, it's a big deal to take off your pants and show him." ”

You also know that I am a woman now, and you tell me to take it off for others to see? Aren't you afraid that he will have a heart attack? Really...... Shaking his head, he picked up the textbook and followed Qin Mengyan into the familiar classroom.

"Cough~" Qin Mengyan walked up to the podium, cleared her throat and said, "Your Teacher Xu, hemorrhoids...... Well, he's sick, and this is Mr. Qiumo, who came to teach you on his behalf, everyone applauds and welcomes. ”

"Wow...... Teacher Qiumo is so tall! Okay, sexy! Is our campus goddess going to change hands?"

"Cut, I still think that Teacher Qin is smooth and beautiful, and my heart for Teacher Qin will never be shaken. ”

"Ask her for a WeChat ...... in a moment"

There was a commotion below, and some people had the courage to raise their mobile phones to take pictures, Qin Mengyan patted the table: "Everyone is quiet, put away all the things that have nothing to do with studying, and Teacher Qiu Mo will teach you a lesson." ”

After saying that, he turned around and walked out, and brought the door by the way.

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu let out a long cough and glanced down, "In this class, we will study "Xiang Zhixuan Zhi", this text, I believe you have already pre-studied, okay, let's invite a few students to read it aloud first." ”

Then he looked at his brother-in-law: "Classmate Lu Zhe, come, you can read the first paragraph to everyone." ”

Lu Zhe stood up and looked at Xu Moqiu with a puzzled expression: "Teacher, do you know me?"

That's right! I'm Qiumo now, and I haven't seen him yet, how can I know him?

Xu Moqiu's heart was shocked, his face did not change, and his heart did not beat: "How can I know you?" I read according to the table on the podium. ”

This reason is perfect, and no one should doubt it.

"But how do I feel ......?"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly interrupted with a heavy face: "This classmate, you seem to talk a lot? I let you read the text, not to ask you questions, will you not? ”

"Xiang Zhixuan, the old South Pavilion also. There is only an abbot in the room, which can accommodate one person......" Lu Zhe didn't dare to say more, picked up the textbook and read.

The expression is wooden, the tone is stiff and flat, without a trace of emotion, and there are a lot of typos mixed in it, as if Tang Seng is reciting a tight spell to a group of monkeys.

Sure enough, the mud still can't hold up the wall.

Without waiting for him to finish reading, Xu Moqiu couldn't help it and forcibly interrupted: "Okay, you sit down." Before explaining the meaning, let's first understand the author's attribution to the light, everyone must see clearly, it is attributed to the light, not Tian Boguang, this point must not be confused......"

Xu Moqiu gradually entered the state, but Lu Bao'er below didn't listen to what he was talking about at all, from the moment he walked into the classroom, Lu Bao'er felt that this person gave her a very familiar feeling.

Especially the eyes, like dead briquettes!

Could it be that guy dressed as a man? But looking at the two lumps on his chest, they don't seem to be quite alike, and the voice is completely different.

Lu Bao'er looked at herself intently, and her burning eyes made Xu Moqiu a little flustered.

The dead child was a little too smart, lest she see something, and coughed: "That female classmate, don't keep staring at me, although the teacher is very good-looking...... Pretty, but don't get too obsessed with looking at your textbook. ”

Lu Baoer pursed her lips and lay on the table, thinking to herself: I must find an opportunity to pinch it for a while, and the truth will be revealed, it is still important to sleep now, this guy is on the same level as a dead briquette, and he is not interested at all.

Yawned, held the book in front of him, began to sleep, and soon fell asleep.

Xiao Jiu in the audience supported his cheeks with one hand, looked at Xu Moqiu with a smile, and said in his heart: He is worthy of being a husband, and he is so dazzling when he becomes a woman.

In order to behave differently than usual, Xu Moqiu was stunned for forty minutes, and deliberately delayed the class for a while, before packing up his textbooks and leaving.

In the morning, I drank a large glass of soy milk, my bladder seemed to be about to explode, and I hurriedly walked towards the toilet with my high heels.

As soon as he arrived in the middle of the men's and women's toilets, he was dragged into the women's toilet by a hand, and his face suddenly lost color, thinking that he had met a hooligan, and subconsciously covered his chest, but it turned out that it was a beautiful Qin.

Qin Mengyan pinched her and reprimanded her in a low voice: "You're going to die! What are you doing in the men's bathroom?

"!" Xu Moqiu was taken aback, "I'm usually used to it, I almost forgot! Thank you Qin Baobao for coming to the rescue." ”

"Can this be forgotten?" Qin Mengyan pushed him, and said angrily, "Hurry up, don't come to me when you pee your pants for a while!"

The first time she went to the women's toilet so openly, Xu Moqiu was still a little weak-hearted.

Flashed into a booth where no one was around, and then ran into another problem.

In other words, is this skirt flirtatious, or take it off?

After thinking about it, I decided to flirt, but the short skirt seemed to be a little tight, and I couldn't pick it up at all, so I had to take it off and put it aside, and then I took off my safety pants, which wasn't the end, and the pantyhose seemed to have to be taken off.

I sighed in my heart: It's really hard to be a woman! Like a man, the zipper is all over the place.

Qin Mengyan returned to the office, seeing that Xu Moqiu hadn't come out for a long time, and was about to call to ask him if he had fallen into the toilet, when the voice of WeChat message sounded. When I opened it, I almost didn't laugh.

"Baby Qin, quick, send me a sanitary napkin, I'm coming to my aunt!" 〒▽〒, by the way, if you have the conditions, get another one to wear inside, I got a lot of ...... just now"

"Call sister, and I'll help you. ”

"Sister Qin, good sister, my own sister! Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!"

"You're really undisciplined!"

"How much is the festival worth, if you want, I can call your mother ......"

Mitchell walked up to her with a glass of water: "Teacher Qin is smiling so happily, it can't be pregnant, right?"

Qin Mengyan secretly admired in her heart, but said, "Teacher Mi said that he was laughing, but he suddenly remembered some happy things. ”

Mitchell pulled a spare chair and sat down next to her, "Oh, what's the matter, would you mind telling me about it?"

"Uh...... A group of old sows lined up and jumped into the river, don't you think it's funny? ha......"

"Hehe......" smiled perfunctorily, and Mitchell turned away, she was obviously lying.

Then watching her sneakily go downstairs, I don't know if I was infected with gossip after being with her for a long time, Mitchell put down the cup and quietly followed.

Seeing what Qin Mengyan bought at the commissary, she packed it in a black plastic bag, and then walked towards the toilet. came to the compartment and knocked on the door: "Xu Da Beauty, open the door quickly." ”

"Just hand it to me from above. ”

"Hurry up, or I'll be gone. ”

With a "snap", the door opened, looking at Xu Moqiu, who was stripped naked, Qin Mengyan was stunned: "You...... Are you going to swim in the toilet?"

Xu Moqiu looked depressed: "Don't tease me, it's really ...... Hey, it's troublesome to be a woman, give it to me!"

"You know it's not easy for us, right?" Qin Mengyan leaned against the door, handed over the things she bought, and said with a mocking face, "Will you use it?" Do you want my sister to teach you?"

This is a bit of a contempt, Xu Moqiu was troubled by his self-esteem, and waved his hand: "What are you kidding, I still want you to teach this kind of thing? You go out quickly, others will see it in a while." ”

"Cut~ Who wants to see you ugly. Qin Mengyan rolled her eyes and withdrew.

After a while, I saw Xu Moqiu frowning and walking out squirming.

"How's it going, isn't it cool?" Qin Mengyan had a gloating smile on her face.

Xu Moqiu pulled the somewhat tight strap behind his back: "I think my expression has been expressed clearly enough." ”

Qin Mengyan patted him on the shoulder: "So, remember to be kind to female compatriots in the future, it's not easy for us." ”

"In all fairness, am I not good enough for you? Last night was such a big black pot, you see me frowning, blinking my eyes? You are good, not only did you not help me, but you also fell into the ground...... Hey......" Thinking of last night's incident, Xu Moqiu shook his head.

"What? You don't want to, I'm not happy!"

"Don't!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly said, "As long as you are happy, I can do anything, during this time, don't be angry." ”

"Hmph! How do I feel that you don't care about me, but the little one in your belly? Qin Mengyan turned around and left.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly followed, and said with a flattering face: "One meaning, one meaning." What, school is out of school with one more class, what's going to eat at noon? I asked the dead fat man to prepare in advance. ”

"You arranged it yourself, I don't bother to think about it, I'm going to squint for a while. Call me after school. ”

"Good Ratcha!"

The two walked into the office, and Mitchell flashed out from behind her, looking at the two who were too close to each other, and secretly thought: There must be something wrong with these two people! But she can't say where the specific problem is.

The bell for school finally rang, Xu Moqiu was so uncomfortable for the past forty minutes that she was so uncomfortable that she hurriedly woke up Qin Mengyan, pulled her aside, and asked in a low voice: "Is it uncomfortable for you to come here usually?"

Qin Mengyan rubbed her eyes, yawned and said, "Yes, aren't you experiencing it?"

"No, I mean it's sticking to you...... Isn't it uncomfortable?"

Qin Mengyan was confused: "What is sticking to your body? What kind of mess are you talking about?"

"That's ......," Xu Moqiu leaned into her ear and whispered a few words.

"Poof!" Qin Mengyan instantly leaned back with a smile and slapped the table, "Xu ...... Uh, you, are you going to laugh to death, will I give up? hahaha......"

Xu Moqiu looked puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"

I laughed...... Forget it, I still don't laugh at you, so that you don't have to say I'm gloating. Follow me, my sister will teach you how to use it. Qin Mengyan held her waist and took him to the toilet.

After a few minutes, Xu Moqiu finally understood why she was smiling so happily, the emotional thing was glued to her pants!

But when he tore that thing, Xu Moqiu once again experienced what it meant to be painful! The sourness of the hair being torn apart, the taste was ...... I'm afraid it's hard to forget for the rest of my life.