There is a saying that three stinkers are on top of one Zhuge Liang.

Not to mention the more than forty below!

Xu Moqiu always felt that there was a conspiracy, but he couldn't figure it out.

"Niu Gangmen, give you this opportunity. After pondering for a long time, I finally chose the most active classmate Niu Gangmen. There was no way, this guy was red and trembling with excitement, and if it wasn't for his tablemates, he would have jumped from the stairs.

"Cough ......" Niu Gangmendou coughed, stood up under everyone's envious gaze, raised his head, raised his chest, tucked his abdomen, and lifted his buttocks, a series of actions only took less than ten seconds, and then cracked a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and said with a smile, "Reading the text is too simple, why don't I recite it to the teacher?"

Xu Moqiu looked surprised: "Are you sure you're not joking with me?" Let me tell you, if you can't memorize it today, don't blame me for inviting you out to bask in the sun." ”

Niu Gangmen looked proud: "Haha, Shibei should be impressed in three days! Today, I am no longer the Niu Gangmen I used to be!"

"Please start your show. ”

"Ahem......" Niu Gangmen cleared his throat again, wrinkled his brows, and stumbled, "Xunyang Jiangtou sends off guests at night, maple leaves...... Belch...... Ogi ...... Autumn Uh-huh...... Howling...... Hiss...... Hmm, what's next?"

Xu Moqiu knew that he was bragging, and pointed to the balcony: "Take your textbooks and go outside to stand on the balcony." Next time, remember to make a draft before bragging!"

"Teacher, don't, you give me another chance!"

Wu Guokui took advantage of the situation, rolled the textbook into a microphone, and sang in a loud voice: "Please give him a chance......

His tablemate Gou Xiong looked at him affectionately: "Don't say it doesn't matter to love anymore!"

Xu Moqiu slapped the table, walked directly off the podium, and dragged him up from his seat: "Disrupt the order of the class, you both go out for me to stand!" Facing the wall, sing the single you just sang in a loop until the end of class!"

"Teacher, don't ...... like that"

"The law is unforgiving, get out!"

Xu Moqiu closed the door with a "whoop", and swept the stage with cold eyes: "Do you see it, this is the end of the indiscriminate mouth!" Niu Gangmen, continue! Give you another chance." ”

Niu Gangmen thought for a while: "Teacher, can I sing it?"

"Are you sure you can?"

If I can't sing, I'll go to the rostrum today!"

"Okay!"

It turns out that the one who adapted the poetry collection into a song was indeed a great man. Although Niu Gangmen had a rough voice and sang like a sow calling and spring, he really sang it word for word.

There was a text message from Master Xu earlier, and Xu Moqiu knew that such a song had been released recently, no wonder this guy could only sing and not memorize.

But it can be regarded as progress anyway, Xu Moqiu naturally can't discourage the enthusiasm of others, and take the lead in applauding: "Very good, it seems that Niu Gangmen has made great progress during this time." Everyone applauds!"

"Crackling" sparse applause rang out. Niu Gangmen was proud: "That's nature! Recently, I have been stabbing the cone of the cantilever beam, studying hard in the cold window at night, and digging the wall to steal the light......

"Alright, sit down. also chiseled the wall to steal the light, I think you are a voyeur or not. Xu Moqiu sarcastically mocked him unceremoniously, waved his hand at him, then picked up the textbook, and said, "Next, which classmate will introduce to you the author of this article, Bai Juyi." Oh, Mr. Xu raised his hand, then you can come!"

Master Xu stood up, and a crisp voice sounded: "Bai Juyi, the word Lotte, the number of Xiangshan monks, and the number of Mr. Drunken Yin." His ancestral home was Taiyuan, and he moved to Xiatai when his great-grandfather was born in Xinzheng, Henan. It is Chinese literature

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He was a famous and influential poet and writer of the Tang Dynasty in history. He and Yuan Zhi jointly advocated the New Yuefu Movement, known as 'Yuan Bai', and Liu Yuxi was also called "Liu Bai". Known as the 'Poetry Demon' and the 'Poetry King'......"

Xu Moqiu nodded again and again: "Well, yes, not bad! It seems that Xu didn't do much after class, everyone applauded! Very good, please sit down! Next, I will explain to you the main meaning of "Pipa Xing"......"

A class passed quickly, Xu Moqiu was quite satisfied with this class, and walked out of the classroom with the textbook, Wu Guokui and Gou Xiong were still singing affectionately there, the two of them were full of peach blossoms and affection, and they looked like, and Xu Moqiu had goosebumps falling to the ground.

As the number of onlookers increased, Xu Moqiu hurriedly said: "Let me in, don't be embarrassed outside!"

Back in the office, it's already past eleven o'clock, and it's time to end school after a class. For the first time today, he didn't rush out to eat and continued to bury his head in the question.

Just thinking about it, the shrill voice of the English teacher Zhou behind him came: "Teacher Xu, someone is looking for you." ”

"Who, didn't you see that I was busy?" Xu Moqiu turned his head very unhappily, and found that Yang Goulin was waving to him with a smile on his face.

Ouch! Yang Goulin is looking for himself? Is the sun coming out of the west?

"Teacher Xu, come and smoke, smoke!" Yang Goulin took out a box of high-quality iron boxes from his pocket and handed it over.

Xu Moqiu unceremoniously snatched the cigarette over, put it directly into his trouser pocket, and propped his hand on the door frame: "What is Teacher Yang looking for me? Shouldn't you want to invite me to dinner? ”

Yang Goulin is a person who holds grudges, the last time Xu Moqiu used his own banner to do bad things outside, and as a result, he was beaten by Chen Youpi and Tianbang, but he remembered it in his heart, so naturally it was impossible to let him go like this. No, after a total with King Kong, he found Xu Moqiu.

Yang Goulin's eyes rolled: "Yes, yes! Hmm...... Truth be told, today ...... Uh, it's my birthday! yes, my birthday. I hit it off with you, so I'm going to invite you ......"

"Oh! It turned out to be Teacher Yang's birthday! Then this guest must be invited!" Gao Yuanjun and the two teachers came over, and Xu Moqiu hurriedly waved at them, "Hey, Lao Gao!

Without waiting for them to speak, Xu Moqiu said again: "Teacher Yang has a big birthday today, and I specially invite everyone! Don't worry, Mr. Yang just said that everyone doesn't need to give gifts, whoever gives gifts will not give him face!

"Uh...... How embarrassing this is!" Hearing that there was a advantage to take advantage of, Gao Yuanjun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly stepped forward to take Yang Goulin's hand, "Teacher Yang is the atmosphere! Don't worry, I will definitely call all the teachers in the first grade of high school to let you have an unforgettable birthday!"

You just call the teachers and students of the whole school, forget it! Yang Goulin was angry in his heart, but he couldn't refute it, so he had to break his teeth and swallow it in his belly, and laughed miserably: "Hehe, then thank you." ”

Then Gao Yuanjun asked again: "By the way, I haven't asked which restaurant it is?"

Lest Xu Moqiu pop out of his mouth with a 'heaven and earth', Yang Goulin spoke first: "Dahua Restaurant! That place is close to our school, it tastes good, and the grade is not low." Besides, we can't be extravagant and wasteful......

Gao Yuanjun nodded: "That makes sense! I've already sent a message in the teacher group, why don't we go over first?"

Yang Goulin looked helpless: "Wait a minute, I'll make a call first." ”

Helpless, Yang Goulin is now difficult to ride a tiger, so he has to find a secluded corner and quickly set twenty tables.

Half an hour later, at the door of Dahua Restaurant, Yang Goulin wore a big red wreath around his neck and a belt on his face

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Standing there with a smile that was uglier than crying, accepting the blessings of the teachers.

Feeling that the person was almost here, King Kong poked his waist and whispered: "Brother Gou Lin, what's the matter with you? Why did you have a big birthday......?

When he mentioned this, Yang Goulin was so depressed that he died: "Don't mention it, I was by the person surnamed Xu! Give him some strength in a moment! Be sure to give him some color! It's not a thing!"

King Kong slapped his chest loudly: "Don't worry, Brother Gou Lin." I've long seen this kid as unpleasant, mother, isn't he taller than you, more handsome than you, and more temperamental than you?

Yang Golin frowned: "Are you sure you're not belittling him?"

King Kong originally belonged to the type of people with well-developed limbs and simple minds, and smiled awkwardly: "Huh...... Don't worry so much, there's a guest coming!"

The people who came to him were Chen Youpi and his two loyal younger brothers, and Yang Goulin hurriedly greeted him: "Youpi, you are here." ”

Chen Youpi scratched his crotch: "Is that guy here?"

The guy in his mouth naturally refers to their common enemy Xu Moqiu.

"It's coming, it's coming, but it's ......"

Chen Youpi waved his hand to interrupt: "But what? Don't worry, I promise to beat him so much today that he doesn't even know his mother!"

Yang Goulin lowered his voice: "There was an accident. ”

When Chen Youpi heard this, he immediately twisted his eyebrows: "What's the matter? That hairy guy also called someone to come? Mom, don't panic, I, Chen Youpi, am also a figure with a head and a face in Yuejiang, and I know a lot of ruthless people, I'll call you right away!"

With so many teachers above, it is obviously not appropriate to openly trouble Xu Moqiu. Yang Goulin stopped: "Don't do it first, let's think about it in the long term today, let's go, people are almost here." ”

Facts have proved that Gao Yuanjun's appeal is indeed not bad, twenty tables are full, and there are even people who can't sit down, so he has no choice but to add two more tables.

Xu Moqiu looked like a host, and greeted everyone very gracefully: "Everyone sit! Sit! Eat, eat as much as you want! If you don't have enough, add it! If you can't finish eating, pack it! Don't be polite to me! Whoever is polite to me, I will share the sky with whom! Don't worry! Don't be short of money!"

Yang Goulin was so angry that his teeth itched, although he secretly cursed in his heart: Wait for Lao Tzu, we are not finished!

Xu Moqiu seemed to have just seen Yang Goulin, and hurriedly beckoned to him: "Hey, our birthday star is here, come on, come on! Teacher Yang, tell everyone a few words!"

Yang Goulin waved his hand: "Then there is no need, everyone eats and drinks well......

Before the words fell, he was interrupted by Xu Moqiu: "Yes, everyone is open to eat, today Mr. Yang is happy, and he has a dragon after the meal!"

What? There are so many people, how much does it cost!

Yang Golin was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly spoke: "We are all people's teachers, we should set an example, how can we do anything that violates discipline? Teacher Xu should not joke. Eat and drink to your heart's content!"

"Hehe, Mr. Yang is right. Xu Moqiu couldn't make a plan, so he had to give up.

Yang Goulin ate this meal quite depressed, he didn't know 90% of the people present, and many people were really not polite to him at all, not to mention a free meal, and took away a big bag.

Mother, this is all a good thing that Xu Moqiu did! Yang Goulin was unwilling to be played with by him like this, and secretly glanced at Chen Youpi and the three of them, the three of them understood, nodded, put down the chopsticks and carried the wine bottle towards Xu Moqiu, who was squatting on the chair and burying his head in the pain.

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