Chapter 196: There Are So Many Liars These Years (1/3)
Yang Xiaoman's journey to learn to drive is very smooth, in a blink of an eye, he finished the first subject, and tomorrow will be the second exam, which is five or six days apart.
However, Yang Xiaoman did not participate in these courses, and Xu Mang later learned that she had used her money ability.
really
Under the power of money, no problem is a problem, no matter how much it rejects this truth, but it is there and never abandoned.
On this day,
Xu Mang accompanied Yang Xiaoman to the examination room, and to his surprise, the leader of the DMV came out directly and personally supervised the exam, which made Xu Mang a little surprised, but after careful analysis, it was actually no big deal.
Very stable,
soon
Accurate.
Yang Xiaoman's driving talent allowed her to complete the test, and on the way back, she began to rush at Xu Mang.
"Am I good, old lady?"
"You still keep saying that I can't tell the difference between the accelerator and the brake, do you see?" Yang Xiaoman said triumphantly: "It's all once." ”
“...”
"You're amazing!" Xu Mang was a little helpless: "But don't be complacent, those who drown are all water-savvy." ”
"Hey!"
"Can you say a word about people?" Yang Xiaoman was so angry, she found that Xu Mang's thinking was quite stubborn, and he was always scandalizing the female driver and being reasonable... Male drivers are twice as likely as women to cause accidents.
There is a scientific basis for this, and drunk driving, drunk driving, speeding, etc., are the best examples.
The so-called women are road killers is even more nonsense.
"Are you machismo?" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, who was driving, his eyes radiating the light of judgment.
"Why..."
"Do you think I get beaten by you every day, and there is so-called machismo?" Xu Mang sighed and said with a sad face: "Xiao Man... If you have time to practice yoga, I heard that yoga can be used to cultivate life and recuperate. ”
"Get out!"
"Don't!" Yang Xiaoman shook his head and said silently: "I know what you want to say, but I refuse, old lady!"
Oh, my God!
Why are you so capricious?
Xu Mang didn't think Yang Xiaoman was willful before, but as the relationship gradually stabilized and deepened, he slowly discovered that Yang Xiaoman was actually a very willful girl, and her emotions were also very unstable.
Can... But...
When there are other people present, such as when many strangers are present, she is always so quiet and cold.
Privately, it changed.
Woman!
Xu Mang was quite speechless, and the woman's heart was needled.
June 19,
Morning.
Xu Mang still sent Yang Xiaoman to the driving school as usual, and then sat alone in the shade of the tree outside, playing the glory of the king.
"Oops..."
"This Nima, teammates don't give up. Xu Mang sighed, zero kills, zero assists, twenty deaths, and maintained his peak state, but unfortunately his teammates were all Cai Niao, and he couldn't let the silver god win.
Real dish!
Hey?
The number of the capital?
Xu Mang saw a strange call, and the attribution showed that it was from the capital.
"May I ask if it's Xu Mang?" The other party was a middle-aged man, his voice was relatively muddy, with a hint of magnetism, serious and a little serious, and he didn't sound like a good person.
"It's not!"
Syllable!
Hang up.
Xu Mang knew that the next step was the routine of selling the house.
I have to say,
There are really a lot of harassing phone calls these years, and I don't know how they got their own numbers, at least four or five a day, either selling houses or shops, or making investments or loans.
Xu Mang did an in-depth study of this issue, and later found out that some companies were guarding and stealing.
No way
SMS verification is now required to register an account.
Alas?
Still coming?
The phone rings again, and it's still the same number.
"Xu Mang... I think you may be mistaken. The middle-aged man said: "Let me introduce myself, I am the admissions teacher of Tsinghua University, my surname is Sun, Xu Mang... Your college entrance examination score fully meets our school's admission standards, I wonder if you are interested in studying at Tsinghua University?"
“...”
"Hell yes. Xu Mang frowned and said to himself: "The liars of these years have begun to pretend to be Tsinghua." ”
Syllable!
Press it down again.
Xu Mang looked at the number, thought about it for a while, and then provided this number to the Network Bad and Spam Reporting Center.
This kind of crook can't stay!
may be a coincidence,
At this point,
Xu Mang received a text message, which was a system text message sent by the operator.
Dear students, due to the imminent announcement of the results of the college entrance examination, many scammers have emerged in the society, who claim to be the admissions teachers under the guise of famous schools in various places to defraud students of their money.
Please pay attention to the majority of candidates, do not listen to anyone's rhetoric, if you encounter such a situation, please immediately report to the Internet Bad and Spam Information Reporting Center, report telephone: XXXXXX, website: XXXXXX
Then
That liar is here again!
however
Xu Mang was moved by the sincerity of this liar, and Liu Bei looked at the thatched house as well.
"Hey..."
"Classmate Xu Mang!" The other party was obviously a little helpless, with a little sadness in his tone: "I am really a teacher at the Tsinghua Admissions Office." ”
“...”
"Okay. Xu Mang sighed and said, "I'll pretend to believe you." ”
"I..."
"I'm really a Tsinghua teacher!"
"Okay, okay!" Xu Mang said: "I believe you are Yale, you hurry up and talk about things." ”
"This..."
"That..."
The middle-aged man was speechless for a while, this is a hammer, you all characterize me as a liar, everything I say is not wrong.
"Anyway, consider Tsinghua. ”
"Goodbye!"
Syllable!
The other party hung up the call.
it!
Not only are the liars bold these days, but they are also very temperamental.
Xu Mang hung up countless calls from others in his life, but so far he was hung up by a scammer, only this time, and I have to say that this is a humiliating experience.
The phone rang again,
It's still a call from Beijing, but the number is different.
"Hello, Mr. Xu Mang. ”
"I am a teacher at the admissions office of Peking University, my surname is Tian, your grades meet the admission standards of our Peking University, are you interested in coming to our Peking University to shine? "On the other side was a woman, very soft-spoken, but a little serious.
“...”
"I said that you people are not good at business!" Xu Mang was angry and felt funny: "Just now, there was a person who claimed to be from the Tsinghua Admissions Office, and he said exactly the same thing as you, and now you are calling again." ”
"It's your right to fight, after all, it's your power, but... But can we change the place of ownership? Xu Mang said: "With your level of business... It is still too late to turn himself in and strive for leniency. ”
"I..."
"Classmate Xu Mang, I'm really not a liar!" the other party was very helpless.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Every drunk who gets drunk says he's not drunk, and every liar says he's not a liar in the course of his deception. Xu Mang smiled and said, "I believe in you." ”
Syllable!
Xu Mang didn't talk nonsense anymore and hung up the call directly.
soon
Yang Xiaoman walked out of the driving school venue, and saw Xu Mang sitting alone in the shade of a tree playing with his mobile phone, and suddenly felt a little heartache, but there was nothing he could do, who let this guy make trouble every day, and he broke five coaches in two days, and almost called the police.
"What's wrong?"
"I see your sad face. Yang Xiaoman asked.
"I'm worried about the majority of candidates. Xu Mang frowned and said silently: "Just now, I received a call from two liars, claiming to be teachers from the admissions office of Tsinghua University and Peking University, and asked me to study with them. ”
"Humph!"
"With my IQ, do you think you'll be fooled?" Xu Mang smiled: "I hung up on the spot and reported it to the Internet Bad and Spam Reporting Center." ”
"But..."
Speaking of which,
Xu Mang sighed, revealing a little worry: "Not everyone has a high IQ like me and can analyze whether they are liars or not in an instant. ”
Yang Xiaoman: Wow
That's it,
How did he win so many awards?
"I got it too. Yang Xiaoman said expressionlessly.
"Huh?"
"You also received a call from a liar?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing: "With your IQ, you should be able to analyze that you are a liar, right?"
Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said silently: "I don't think it's a liar. ”
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "What's wrong with you, Xiaoman? Are you too tired to learn to drive lately, and you have learned your brain badly? You can't even find such an obvious deception?"
"Idiot!"
"Don't you know that some famous universities have the right to know the results of candidates in advance?" Yang Xiaoman said.
What the?
And such a thing?
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Why?!"
"You don't care what you rely on, you can just know. Yang Xiaoman said: "In order to snatch excellent students, isn't it normal to know a few days in advance through your own channels?"
"Huh?"
"It's... This... It's all true?"
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, but soon returned to normal, anyway, if he didn't read it, what was the panic.
I thought that this matter would soon pass,
As a result, the next day, Xu Mang received a call from Mu Chaomei, and was told that a teacher from the capital had come to the school and asked him to go with Yang Xiaoman.
carried Yang Xiaoman to school,
In the principal's office, I saw the teacher, a middle-aged man, with bald hair and a slight bulge on his own.
"These two are Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, right?"
The teacher hurriedly got up, shook hands at the two, and said cordially: "Sure enough, it's a young hero!"
"Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman. ”
Mu Chaomei said with a smile: "The two of you are the champion of Zhejiang Province and the top eye of the list, Yang Xiaoman, you are 737 points, Xu Mang, you are 735 points, and the two of you are each more than 100 points ahead of Zhejiang Province." ”
“...”
“...”
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were expressionless and did not feel any doubts about this.
But
The teacher from the capital was full of surprise, the average student heard that he was the champion or the leader, and he was nearly a hundred points ahead of others, not to mention excited, at least to express it, but why were these two so calm?
It seems like...
It seems that getting this score is a matter of course.
"Uh..."
"Aren't you happy?" the teacher in Beijing asked, "No... Aren't you excited?"
Xu Mang looked confused, and said curiously: "What's so exciting about this? Before the college entrance examination, Xiao Man and I had already separated, she was the champion, I explored the flower, and I deliberately wrote a wrong question in the math paper." ”
Words fall,
Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman with a smile: "Do you think I'm particularly witty?"
"Idiot!"
Yang Xiaoman glared.
The teacher broke down...
This...
What happened to these two people?
......