Chapter 0104: Three-Person Fighting Netherworld Dressing Contest [Thank you to the head of the White Bear for working hard to get a meal!]

Careless!

Xiao Ran forgot the old saying in his previous life.

It is said that it is a mysterious pill that men can't stand when they eat women, women can't stand men when they eat it, and men and women can't stand it when they eat beds.

The current situation is that he and Chu Yan worked hard together, and the bed collapsed.

It's over!

Chu Yan was about to cry in the air, and his delicate little face was full of red: You should think of a way!

The gravel is falling, the earth is full of mud, and the hot spring valley is below, and the two adults can't hide......

Xiao Ran hid the book for the first time, hiding it in the system space that no one could find.

Some things are transferred to the space ring, and then the space ring is worn on the hand to prevent being searched.

Immediately, he waved his hand to tear away the gravel and dirt.

Grabbing Chu Yan together, it was spotless, and he rolled into the hot spring pool in a bright and bright manner.

Grunt!

Grunt!

Just like the perfect entry posture and splash control of the Huaxia diving team, Xiao Ran and Chu Yan entered the water in a dashing manner.

Even his shoes and coat were taken off, so that the mud would not stain the water.

Because the sound was not loud, Yinyue Zhenren's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and he was only slightly startled, seeing that it was Xiao Ran and Chu Yan, he didn't make a big fuss.

With a wave of his hand, the fog in the pool became a little heavier, and he couldn't see anything up close.

The pool was not big, and the four of them were almost full.

Ling Zhouyue roughly guessed what the two were doing, and suddenly the black line was full.

"What are you two idiots doing! Haven't you ever seen a woman's body, what's there to see!"

At first glance, even his clothes were stripped of a layer, leaving only a thin bamboo film of obscene clothes.

Timid response:

"Shizu is not an ordinary woman......"

Ling Zhouyue ignored her and scolded Xiao Ran:

"What about you! What about the teacher's wine, without wine, my injury will have sequelae, and when the time comes, will you walk on my back for the rest of your life?"

As long as there is filial piety, can I still be willing?

Xiao Ran's vision was extremely blurred, and he only heard voices.

"It takes half a day to warm the wine. ”

"Since you're not here to deliver wine, what are you two sneaking around here?"

Silver Moon was thoughtful.

"I seem to have seen a bamboo painting just now, and my nephew is stealing a woman?"

Xiao Ran denied it!

"How is it possible! I stand upright and upright, and it is impossible for me to do such a nasty thing. ”

Yinyue Zhenren said with a smile:

"I heard that there are painters in the folk, in order to pursue absolute natural sketching, there are voyeur women who paint, and the paintings are indeed lifelike, if it is for the pursuit of the ultimate painting art, the master will not blame you. ”

Send a proposition, how can Xiao Ran be fooled!

Spare means were immediately taken out.

"Actually, I was afraid that the master would be bored, so I invented a small game and wanted to bring the master to relieve boredom together. ”

Ling Zhouyue didn't believe in his evil at all.

"If you're lustful, you're lustful, you can paint, you don't want me, you can take out the game within ten breaths for the teacher, otherwise don't blame me for searching you, finding out the picture of a woman, and seeing who you are drawing!"

Xiao Ran hurriedly took out a large bamboo board and floated steadily on the pond.

Then take out a deck of fifty-four bamboo cards and line them up on the bamboo board.

Yinyue Zhenren was slightly startled, and with a wave of his hand, the thick fog in the middle dispersed, and only bamboo boards and bamboo cards were seen.

Even Chu Yan was stunned.

"What is this?"

Ling Zhouyue reached out to take the bamboo card and took a closer look.

"Don't draw women and draw the netherworld?

Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:

"Regardless of sexual orientation, this is called the Nether card, and you can use it to play a lot of mini-games, the most common one is called "Three People Fight Nether". ”

Ling Zhouyue's eyebrows twitched slightly.

"Do you still have time to play games?"

Xiao Ran said:

"This game can train the resistance to the soul magic of the Netherworld, and maybe find a way to defeat the Netherworld from the game. ”

"Oh?"

"The board is simple. ”

"One to ten, the number cards, represent the power of the human race, and the three flower cards and the two humanoid netherworld cards represent the power of the netherworld. ”

"Three of them are the smallest, increasing to ten in turn, and then there are flower cards [Hades] [Hades] [Hades], and then up is the number card one, the number card two, the largest card is the ghost card representing the humanoid Netherworld, commonly known as the small ghost and the big ghost Nether. ”

"The rules are a little complicated, you can open a soul technique that strengthens your memory and proficiency, and I'll understand it once I say it. ”

"The biggest combination card is the big and small ghost double ghost, followed by ......"

After Xiao Ran finished the introduction, he took the three of them to try out a few more games.

All three of them were cultivators, and they quickly mastered the rules of the game and preliminary techniques.

"It's fun. ”

Ling Zhouyue patted the bamboo card and crackled, and suddenly had an idea.

"If you promote this game to the gambling houses in Chaos City, wouldn't it be profitable to collect a license fee?"

"You know betting. ”

Yinyue Zhenren's voice sounded stern, but it revealed a warmth like mother's love.

Ling Zhouyue pursed her mouth, sassy and heroic, with a little coquettishness.

"What game do you play without a head?"

In the thick fog, Xiao Ran took the opportunity to interject:

"In my hometown, this game is often used to play a punishment game of undressing, in the winter, whoever loses a game will take off a layer of clothes. ”

Chu Yan trembled as she listened.

"What a cruel ......"

Ling Zhouyue's voice was suddenly as cold as the hanging moon.

"What the hell are you thinking about?"

Xiao Ran smiled:

"Since we are now soaking in the hot springs and have no clothes on, I suggest that we disperse the fog, whoever loses a game will wear a piece of clothing, and wearing clothes to soak in the hot spring is as uncomfortable as being bare-chested in winter!"

The skin of the first face was numb when he heard it, and he shrank back.

Hurriedly took advantage of the dense fog to strip off the bumpy little body, which was much more comfortable.

"Do you earn it both horizontally and vertically?"

Ling Zhouyue rarely heard Xiao Ran's logic, her eyebrows twitched slightly, and she kicked him out of the pool and flew straight back to Baicao Peak.

"You go and practice for me!"

Kicking Xiao Ran away, there were three women left, and she felt much more comfortable.

"Idle is also idle, just according to this rule, the three of us play. ”

At the same time, Xiao Ran, who was kicked away, didn't argue anything, and returned to Zhijian Peak honestly.

Sitting cross-legged on the lone pine, closing his eyes and breathing, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, as if entering the Zen realm.

Amitabha, good, good.

After reciting so silently in his heart, he silently opened a three-foot-square oversized bamboo board.

The bamboo planks are placed on the pine branches, like a 60-inch large-screen TV.

The bamboo board is shining with blue light, and through the spirit pattern carved on the surface, it is linked to the spirit code hidden on the back of each bamboo card in the hot spring valley to achieve high-definition real-time transmission of the picture.

Fifty-four cards are backed, and fifty-four pictures are transmitted at the same time.

Snowflakes are ......

If you don't recite Amitabha Buddha silently, you really can't bear it!

Although in the picture, the chest is below the surface of the water, and the light and shadow are distorted by the rippling water waves.

But Xiao Ran has read more than 10,000 films, and he can still easily restore the curve.

B,C,F......

The other hand silently opened the painting bamboo board.

As the game began, Xiao Ran kept receiving news that filial piety was credited in his mind.

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety!]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety!]

【Congratulations......】

Facts have proved that filial piety through entertainment and helping teachers relieve fatigue can also increase the value of filial piety!

However, at this moment, his mind is not on filial piety at all.

Baicao Peak, Hot Spring Valley.

Ling Zhouyue is an old gambler and is good at all kinds of gambling skills.

Compared with Yinyue and Chuyan, she is familiar with playing this kind of small game and has a natural advantage.

"I often say that Wang Yongquan of Wuyan City can win nine games in a row by guessing the size of the game, and I bet that it is not a problem for Ling Zhouyue to beat his master and apprentice. ”

"The cost of winning or losing the netherworld and human beings is the same, you have to wear clothes, you don't have to be the netherworld, isn't it fragrant to fight two or one, I ambush a hand. ”

"This card can't be robbed, and you don't need to rob it, you are dead at the beginning of your life, but don't blame the ancestor for my backhand and a super double, and make a fortune in a muffled voice!"

"Hey, you also doubled the first face? Don't be afraid, your cards can't win me, five, six, seven, eight and nine, two human cannons, very spirited, this card. ”

"The only regret is that if you can replace this Hades with Hades, this game will be a lore, but unfortunately it can't be changed, it doesn't matter, it doesn't affect whether you win or lose. ”

"Walk alone with the queen of the underworld, stupid man, master you, hurry up...... Master, don't you even want the queen of the underworld? Master, hurry up, don't be sluggish. ”

"Five-six-seven-eight-ninety...... Something went wrong, and I should have played two...... It's okay, if you win, I'll pour a cup of tea for Shizun and start your fireworks show!"

"Hahaha, Chu Yan, I'll count how many cards you still have, one, two, three, four...... Seventeen! Seventeen bamboo cards, can you win me? If you can win the master with seventeen cards today, I will be on the spot—"

Chu Yan faintly felt that the ancestor might have to make some earth-shattering poisonous oath.

In order to avoid the embarrassing scene of the ancestor breaking his promise, she was very obedient and rushed to put the bamboo card in her hand on the bamboo board before the ancestor swore an oath.

"Human artillery with flying swords......"

Ling Zhouyue's eyes were stunned, staring at the bamboo card for a long time and not saying a word.

After a while, he silently put on his green robe.

The green robe was stained with water, sticky and sticky to the slender and rich body, showing even more temptation.

On the Sword Peak, Xiao Ran shook his head and smiled, feeling that history was really similar across planes.

At the same time, the pen is used to portray and record this highly artistic scene.

Three generations fight in the same house...... It is truly a masterpiece of the end of the Dharma era.

Wonderful!

......

At night.

A new batch of warm sake is finally out of the cellar.

The long-awaited reward of the Dao Alliance has also come down.

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