The sleepiness soon hit, Mei Qiguan only said that he was too tired, but he didn't think much about it, put down the half of the nest head in his hand that had not been gnawed, and walked towards the inner room by holding on to the wall.

Before he could take two steps, his body fell like Mount Tai, and he directly smashed the rice bar next to him.

The strong man who had just gone out quickly turned back and spat on the ground: "Mom, it's just a rice bucket! Fifteen nests in one breath, and you don't breathe, why don't you die?"

Reaching out her foot and tentatively kicked Mei Qiguan's body, she turned out to be like a dead pig, and there was no reaction.

This anesthetic is really powerful!

The strong man stuffed the remaining half of the nest into his mouth, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, and said with a flattering face: "Brother intestines, it's me! I'm Wang Tiezhu." ”

A hoarse voice came from the other end: "Stocked?"

"yes, I just got it. ”

"Okay, right away. ”

Hanging up the phone, Wang Tiezhu found a hemp rope, tied the plum crown tightly and threw it to the corner, lay down on the chair, beat with one hand on his thigh, and hummed to himself.

I don't know when, the sky began to rain lightly, the rain fell from the sky like ten thousand silver threads, and a row of drainage droplets fell from the eaves, like a beautiful bead curtain.

In the night rain, the three men were soaking wet, holding flashlights in their hands, and walking on the muddy path one foot at a time.

Humpty Dumpty, who was walking in front, was unsteady on his feet, fell a big fart, struggled on the ground for a long time before he got up, rubbed his ass and complained, "Mom, what the hell is this weather? It's so hot when I go out, and now it's raining again!

"That is, the new clothes that labor and management only bought today......"

The leader was a one-eyed dragon who wiped a handful of rain from his face: "Okay, okay, don't complain there." Isn't this the end of the summer? This vote is dry, I ask you for great health!"

"That's a good feeling! I've been holding it back for days. Be sure to vent today!"

"Look at your virtue!"

......

Just when Wang Tiezhu was about to fall asleep, the voices of several people talking came from far and near, Wang Tiezhu woke up instantly, hurriedly grabbed the half-rotten hat behind the door and put it on his head, and walked out quickly.

In the darkness, he couldn't see the faces of the people who came, and Wang Tiezhu opened his mouth and asked, "Is it Brother Intestines?"

"Nonsense! It's not your father, who am I?"

Wang Tiezhu was not angry, and hurriedly ran to the one-eyed dragon and took his hand: "Quick, please inside the intestine brother! Oh, look at you, you don't say an umbrella or anything when you come out, haven't you read the weather forecast?"

Brother Gut looked unhappy: "A lot of! I'm as busy as a dog all day, and I have time to see your grandmother and third aunt?"

The three of them followed him into the house, and Wang Tiezhu hurriedly dragged the stool over: "Sit down, I'll cook you a bowl of boiling eggs." ”

"Your father and I lack your boiling water eggs to eat?" Brother Intestine seemed to be a little irritable, grabbed the broken bowl next to him and threw it at Wang Tiezhu's face, and said with a deep face, "Don't talk nonsense, what about the goods?"

Wang Tiezhu didn't dare to say much, and pointed his hand to the inner room: "It's inside." ”

"Where did she come from?" As he spoke, Brother Intestine grabbed the remaining nest head in the bowl on the table, took a bite of it, and then spit it on the ground, frowning, "You are not afraid of food poisoning?"

Humpty Dumpty next to him echoed: "That's it, what about your cigarettes? Brother Intestine is here, and you don't even take out your cigarettes to smoke?"

"I ...... I'm afraid you won't be used to it. Wang Tiezhu smiled and handed over his cigarette gun and touched the bridge of his nose: "Coincidentally, this woman got lost and stole the radishes in my field to eat, and happened to be bumped into by me, and then I tricked her back with a little trick." ”

Brother Intestine lit the tobacco leaves, took a sharp puff, and suddenly his throat was hot to the lobes of his lungs, almost making him turn his back on his breath, and threw the cigarette gun to the ground: "What kind of chicken feathers? ”

"No, this thing is stable today. ”

Seeing the pile in the corner, Brother Intestine was stunned, it was indeed stable and heavy enough, I am afraid it is close to two hundred catties. The fat on the whole body is round and round, like a mutated old female worm.

looked at Wang Tiezhu: "You got me such a thing?"

"Brother Gut, it's already very good to have such a good thing in this barren mountain and wild mountains! Besides, ...... If you take a closer look, in fact, she has no other shortcomings except for being older, ugly, and fatter!"

Brother Gut's face was cloudy: "Then you tell me, what are her advantages." ”

Old, ugly, fat, and with a strong fox smell!

She ...... She ......" Wang Tiezhu thought for a long time, and a sentence burst out of his mouth, "She's a girl anyway! Actually, when the lights are turned off, isn't it the same? And there is meat, it is more comfortable to make......

"I'm comfortable with you!" Brother Intestine was almost so angry that he was incontinent, and he threw a big-eared scraper at him, making Wang Tiezhu dizzy, "You give your father a good look, it's just such a thing, it's disgusting to give it away! Who will spend money to buy it? Huh? Do you have a long brain?"

Wang Tiezhu covered his face and said aggrievedly: "No...... Brother intestines, you can't blame me! I can't help it! You can give me a total of seven days, and it's good to have a harvest......"

"There's no way, just give grandpa a lot of money, right?" Brother Intestine slapped him with his backhand and stepped on him, "Why don't you go and get a few pigs to make up the number? Mom, who do you say you want to sell to? Do you want to sell it to you? Dog things, labor and management will beat you to death! Cause your father to run for nothing! You two, what are you still doing in a daze? Give me a whole thing!"

With his order, the other two rushed up to Wang Tiezhu is punch and kick, beating him to cry his father and mother, and the scream was as terrible as killing a pig in the middle of the night.

The three of them had enough fighting, squatting on the ground and panting, Wang Tiezhu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and took a step forward: "Actually, it's okay to sell it to those old singles in the village." ”

Brother Gut picked up the cigarette gun again, and took a puff with his head down: "Then how much do you say it can be sold?"

Wang Tiezhu thought for a while: "Why do you have to have one or two thousand, right? ”

"One or two thousand can do fart? Mom, the fare is not enough! Labor and management are equivalent to taking a person for nothing, and you have to take risks. Are you going to do it? Are you going to do this deal?" The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he jumped up, slammed the cigarette gun in his hand, and slammed it on Wang Tiezhu's head.

With a bang, Wang Tiezhu's head suddenly became a big fist.

"Shhh...... Ah!" Wang Tiezhu rubbed his head, "Brother intestines, what ...... Does that mean she's useless?"

Brother Intestine poked at his head with hatred and said, "What's the use of you telling me about her? Well, the price of pork has risen recently, if you kill a pig, you can sell it for some money, what can she do but eat?"

Wang Tiezhu gritted his teeth: "But isn't it! This dead fat woman ate fifteen of my nests and three white radishes in one go! It's just a rice bucket!"

"Huh, whose wallet is this?" Humpty Dumpty picked up the big red wallet on the ground, opened it and looked at the name on the ID card, and was immediately happy, "Brother Gut, look, the name of this dead fat woman is really interesting, Mei Qiguan! Gas canister, haha! What do you say her parents think, why did she give her such a name......

"What's this? I've seen it called ...... Wait, what did you just say her name was?" Gummy suddenly remembered something, grabbed Humpty Dumpty and screamed.

Humpty Dumpty looked puzzled: "Mei ...... What's wrong? Brother Intestines? She ...... She's a relative of yours?"

"No,

She is my God of Wealth!" Brother Gut looked excited, "You go, pull up her hair and I'll take a look!"

When he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and found the wanted information on the Internet, and compared it, it was really three points similar. lest he be mistaken, Brother Intestine instructed Wang Tiezhu: "Go, bring a basin of water, and wipe her face clean." ”

A basin of water went down, and sure enough, the original form was revealed, and the intestinal brother jumped up excitedly: "Hahahaha, 100 million! Mom, rich! Rich!"

Humpty Dumpty exclaimed, "Ah! Isn't that the wanted man?"

"Haha, not bad, not bad!" Brother Gut patted Wang Tiezhu on the shoulder, "You have done a good job in this matter, don't worry, when I get the bounty, your benefits will be indispensable! When the time comes, I will reward you with 180,000 yuan, don't you feel moved?"

"Moved, moved!" Wang Tiezhu was grateful on the surface, but secretly slandered himself: Mother's, a bounty of 100 million yuan, 180,000 yuan, you want to send me away? What about the labor-management begging for food?

Humpty Dumpty said with a flattering face: "Brother intestines, you are developed, but you can't forget our little brother! We follow you in the wind and in the rain, and I am your most faithful follower." ”

The other also chimed in: "Yes, yes! Brother Intestine is not only handsome, but also has a good heart! I have long known that you are not a thing in the pool." I was born your man, and my death is your dead man. ”

"! I'm developed, I don't have you two?" Brother Gut scolded with a smile, then coughed deliberately and touched his belly, "Hey...... I seem to be a little hungry!"

Humpty Dumpty jumped up and said, "I'm going to boil you eggs!"

"I ...... Wang Tiezhu, where is your old hen? Hurry up and get it out and slaughter it! Honor our intestinal brother!"

Wang Tiezhu hurriedly stood up: "Ah, okay, good! I'll do it." Big guy, you sit with Brother Gut first, and leave this kind of rough work to me. ”

"The old boy still has some eyesight, so I'll leave it to you, hurry up. When the time comes, as soon as your father is in a good mood, he will reward you with hundreds of thousands. ”

Wang Tiezhu turned around and walked into the kitchen, saw a glass bottle on the cupboard, and thought of the 100 million bounty, and a fierce light suddenly flashed in his eyes!

No, such a large sum of money, why don't I choose to keep it alone?

There is no village in front of this place, there is no store in the back, and there are no people on weekdays. Behind the house is the Rose River, one does not do, two endlessly. When the time comes......

Thinking of this, Wang Tiezhu no longer hesitated, grabbed the old hen that had been with him for more than ten years, raised the kitchen knife in his hand, and suddenly the head of the chicken fell to the ground.

After a while, the smell of chicken filled the room, and Humpty Dumpty's saliva flowed.

Humpty Dumpty slapped the table and shouted, "Mom, Wang Tiezhu, how long is it going to be good? ”

When Wang Tiezhu put the chicken in the pot, he poured a packet of white powder into the chicken soup, and replied with a smile: "Oh, don't do it, I'm an authentic old hen, I must stew it for a while, come!

"Oh, by the way, I still have poker here, you can fight a few landlords first. ”

"Grass, don't you say it earlier, hurry up and bring it!"

The three of them were absentmindedly playing poker, and their souls were hooked by the chicken in the kitchen.

I don't know how long it took.

"It's ready to be opened!" The moment Wang Tiezhu brought out the casserole, the three of them couldn't bear it, and stretched out their hands first like.

Wang Tiezhu pretended to persuade: "Oh, you guys slow down! I have chopsticks here." Don't take it by your fingers!"

Humpty Dumpty spat on his face: "Slow down you hairy eggs! Eat chicken is not active, there is a problem with your brain! Come to Brother Intestines, this chicken butt is fat!"

Brother Gut was not humble, his mouth was full of oil, and he nodded again and again: "Well, it's cool! It's so fragrant! ”