Chapter 204: Hello, my name is Xu Mang!
As a world-renowned and top university in China, Fudan has always been a dream place for students. Xueba is weighed by the pound, and the students walking on the streets of the campus look ordinary, and they may be the pillars of the country in the future.
Just such a sacred place,
On this day, there was a routine player who didn't play according to the routine, but unfortunately... The player was in a standoff with the security guard at the door.
“...”
“...”
Xu Mang and a security uncle looked at each other with big eyes and little eyes, and neither spoke to each other.
"Why can't you let me drive in?" Xu Mang's attitude was very tough, what did he drive the baby car all the way for, didn't he plan to pretend to be forced in college, and if he didn't let him drive in, how could he pretend to be forced?
"There aren't so many whys, vehicles outside are not allowed to enter the school unless you have a pass. "The security quality of institutions of higher learning is not ordinarily high, and Xu Mang was forced to die in the corner with a few words.
What to do?
Chilled salad...
Xu Mang could only silently return to the car, facing the high temperature of more than 40 degrees in the car, and seeking a place for his baby car in the magic capital, where the parking space was rarer than gold.
Then
Xu Mang understood why Xiao Man was so resentful of his baby car, because it was too hot... It's not a place to be.
After looking for half an hour, when he was about to become dehydrated, Xu Mang could only ask for help from the landlord Yang Xiaoman, who was from the magic capital... It should be possible to get yourself through a back door.
"Hey..."
"Xiao Man, I'm going to die. Xu Mang said bitterly.
"What's the situation?"
"What are you doing again?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, "By the way, where are you in today's report?"
"I'm looking for a parking space, but I can't find it. Xu Mang said helplessly.
Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said helplessly: "Are you wrong about the campus? You are in the XXX campus, and the address is at No. XXX Road!"
"Huh?"
"Still in the school district?" Xu Mang looked confused: "I'm now... At... XXX District XXX No. ”
"Idiot!"
"Of course you can't find a parking space on that campus, so navigate it yourself!" Yang Xiaoman scolded.
"Oh..."
"Then I'll hang up. ”
however
Xu Mang was about to hang up the call when he was interrupted by Yang Xiaoman.
"I warn you!"
"Don't hook up with my wife in school, if I know, believe it or not, break your legs?!" Yang Xiaoman said viciously: "Did you hear that?"
"If you interrupt, you can go to the hospital to receive bones, but it's really not good... Go to Germany * to see orthopedics. Xu Mang said with a smile: "I see that many people on the Internet say that German orthopedics is quite awesome. ”
"Humph!"
"Do you think you'll be done with the bones?" Yang Xiaoman said disdainfully: "I want you to become the factory director!"
Words fall,
Yang Xiaoman hung up.
Director?
Not bad!
It's also a boss anyway.
Xu Mang smiled, but he didn't laugh for long, his expression gradually stiffened, and the factory director... Xiao Man shouldn't be talking about the West Factory and the East Factory, right?
it!
This woman is ruthless, isn't she?
Emptying the dirt of his thoughts and returning to his original nature, Xu Mang embarked on the road of reporting.
soon
Under the guidance of navigation, Xu Mang came to his own campus, not to mention... A little off, but there are benefits, the parking space is not ordinary, Xu Mang parked in the line on the road, passing by a public sign.
hourly charges,
Charge: 3 yuan per hour, and 3 yuan for every more than half an hour thereafter
Free parking period from 22:00 to 7:30
Note: The highest standard of the day is 40 yuan
Only forty?
I can stop until the universe is destroyed!
After Xu Mang repeatedly determined the charging price, he swaggered into the campus.
With the help of a kind student, Xu Mang came to the dormitory, which is divided into two types, one is a four-person room, with a bed and a table, a water dispenser, air conditioning and other equipment, a large public toilet on each floor, a washing machine room, and a hot water drawer.
The other one is more high-end, double room, private bathroom, condition equipment is very good.
According to Xu Mang's personality and the conditions of his family, he naturally chose to be high-end, but he refused, because it was boring...
Quadruple room!
You have to mingle with the masses,
I'm not Xiaoman,
You can't be specialized!
"Bang bang bang!"
Xu Mang dragged his luggage to the door of the dormitory, knocked politely, and soon the door of the dormitory was opened, and Xu Mang saw three boys with unique styles smoking cigarettes and knocking melon seeds.
Xu Mang: Embarrassed
The scum of this group of academic tyrants!
How do you share a dorm with them?
"Oops!"
"The last one is here!" The bespectacled boy hurriedly got up and said with a smile: "Brother, the three of us have been waiting for you for a long time!"
Words fall,
The other two roommates hurriedly helped Xu Mang with his luggage, and one of them took out a cigarette and asked, "Do you smoke?"
Glancing at the smoke,
Xu Mang's expression was a little stiff.
“...”
“...”
“...”
Finished
This is a top student who doesn't smoke.
The three of them were helpless, it seemed that they would not be able to smoke in the dormitory in the future, after all, they had to take into account the feelings of others.
"Smoke mine. ”
Xu Mang took out a pack of gold leaf-Tianye from his trouser pocket, and said with a smile: "Your one is too cheap, I can't get used to it." ”
No way!
What kind of family conditions are these?
It's kind of awesome!
The family conditions of the three are okay, the small rich family can't be said, but the middle-class family is still more than enough, but they were defeated by Xu Mang, who came from the middle rich family.
"Jiang Bo, optics major. ”
Liu Yanhua, majoring in optics. ”
Wu Maoxing, major in optics. ”
"Handsome guy Xu Mang, almighty!"
Xu Mang said with a grin.
“???”
“???”
“???”
This...
Is this guy serious?
How do you feel, feel a little off the line?
"Xu Mang?"
"You... Are you usually like this?" Jiang Bo asked, "It's just... Thinking so much?"
"If you study physics, of course, you think a little faster. Xu Mang smiled: "Alas, according to the routine in TV or movies, shouldn't we divide our status in the dormitory?"
"I said it before, and I will score according to the grades. Liu Yanhua said: "I scored 548 points!"
"I'm five hundred and thirty-nine. Wu Maoxing said.
"I'm five hundred and forty-two. Jiang Bo said.
Wrong wrong
Why is it so low?
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously: "You... You're all local, aren't you?"
The three of them nodded in unison.
alas
That's the advantage!
"Seven hundred and twenty-five points, the college entrance examination list of Zhejiang Province. After the words fell, Xu Mang took out three booklets from his schoolbag, handed them to the three roommates in front of him, and said: "This is my achievement in the past year, I made a booklet, you can take a look." ”
The three of them opened the booklet with a confused face, and soon... The three of them were shocked by Xu Mang.
Boy
Is he human?
The best player and record holder of the Zhejiang Provincial High Mathematics Competition, the Grand Slam winner of the Ningshi Olympiad Mathematics Competition, the first place in the Ningshi Essay Competition, the national champion of "The Strongest Mind"...
The difficulty of giving final papers to students from their own school is terrifying, and the average score of the whole school is less than 30.
At last
Liberal Arts Students?!
“...”
“...”
“...”
The three of them looked at Xu Mang, who was a little handsome, with frightened expressions on their faces.
"Big brother!"
"Bow down to my little brother!"
This is a big brother from the heart.
"Don't kneel, don't kneel. ”
"Just kowtow. ”
Jiang Bo: Wow
Liu Yanhua: Wow
Wu Maoxing: Embarrassed
afterwards
The four of them sat on their chairs, blowing, smoking cigarettes and sipping melon seeds, the small dormitory was full of laughter and laughter, and Jiang Bo and the three of them were gradually conquered by the personality charm released by Xu Mang.
"Xu Mang?"
"You're a liberal arts student studying physics, are you sure you can keep up?" Liu Yanhua asked, "It's not that I doubt your ability, but... After all, it's the first time I've heard of ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Physics is different from other disciplines, you need to think and explore..."Wu Maoxing said, "Also, have you studied physics?"
In the face of doubts,
Xu Mang just smiled indifferently and dealt with it.
took out a bag of books from the suitcase and said to the three people in front of me: "I have been making up physics recently, and I am about to finish my high school knowledge, I believe that in three months, I can study the theory of relativity and quantum theory." ”
It's not true,
It's not true,
It must be a hallucination!
however
The trio find themselves in the real world.
What else can be said?
The three people who came out of the composition science class combined their emotions and what they wanted to say at this time into one word -!
It is estimated that after three months, Xu Mang will not be visible.
Do it and cherish it.
...
Ten o'clock in the morning,
Xu Mang went to the classroom of the theoretical physics class, there were not many people in their twenties and thirties, among which there were two ladies, who looked like... It's OK.
Xu Mang followed the old rules and found a remote corner.
unfamiliar environment,
Strange classmates,
Everything needs to be started from scratch.
Xu Mang didn't have a good relationship with his classmates in the past, but this time he plans to mix well and mingle with his classmates.
"Hello, my name is Xu Mang. ”
"Hello, let me know, my name is Xu Mang. ”
"Brother, your surname?"
soon
With the advantage of being bold and thick-skinned, Xu Mang has met many people, and there is no way... came up to tout, and the gods couldn't stand it.
Almost everyone has a good impression of Xu Mang, he is different from others, he always has a cheap smile on his face, and he exudes the smell of salted fish all over his body, this kind of person knows at a glance that he is not aggressive, and he is very easy to get along with.
Xu Mang also felt everyone's attitude towards him, and when he was satisfied, he couldn't help but sigh that if he was like this when he was enrolled in high school, he should not be bad.
But it doesn't matter,
If you mix well in the first and second years of high school, it may be another story.
Maybe...
In another parallel universe, another Xu Mang is doing the opposite of himself, right?
Then
The two teachers came in, very righteous and serious.
One is the head teacher, surnamed Wang, I heard that it is very awesome!
The other is the deputy head teacher, surnamed Hu Mingming, who heard that the last class of students stayed to work.
After a few brief words, Xu Mang didn't hear what he said clearly, Professor Wang left directly, leaving the deputy head teacher surnamed Hu, standing on the stage and talking a lot.
Then disbanded, Xu Mang still didn't understand a word.
"Xu Mang!"
"You stay!" Hu Ming said.
When everybody is gone,
Xu Mang walked up to Hu Ming and asked curiously, "Teacher Hu... Any questions?"
"Director Fang should have told you, right?" Hu Ming said solemnly: "Strengthen your study during this time, if you have any questions, you won't ask your classmates around you, come and ask me, this is my number." ”
Xu Mang got Hu Ming's mobile phone number, and said with a confused expression: "Director Fang gave me half a year... It should be fine. ”
"No!"
"Now you only have two months!" Hu Ming said.
Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)
What?
Shrinking so quickly?
Xu Mang stood stupidly in place, so that his plan was completely messed up.
"I'll give you a thorough idea. ”
"You're out of the ordinary, so the department will be very strict, and your questions will be comprehensive when the time comes. Hu Ming patted Xu Mang's shoulder in fear: "Come on, you have to be worthy of your college entrance examination score!"
"Oh..."
"Thank you, Mr. Hu. Xu Mang nodded.
Watching Hu Ming leave,
Xu Mang sighed, Fudan Physics is worthy of being a national first-class key discipline, and there is no room for a grain of sand here!
"Hello?"
"Xiao Man... I'm going to die again. ”
At this point,
Yang Xiaoman, who received Xu Mang's call, was full of anger in his stomach.
"Get out!"
"How many times a day do you have to die?"
......
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