The moment he turned around, he was even more frightened, and his miserable and strange face hung in the air with a sinister and evil smile.

Ma Ganghel's face was as white as paper in an instant, his liver and gallbladder were split, and he was shaking like a swing, and he was about to call, when his mouth was suddenly covered by a big hand.

The night is dark, the wind is high, the grass, strangers.

At that moment, four words came to Ma Gang's mind: Chrysanthemum is not guaranteed!

Then a familiar voice came from behind: "Don't call, it's me!"

Hearing this voice, Ma Ganghelmet immediately breathed a sigh of relief and complained: "Xu ...... Teacher Xu, are you ...... What are you doing? Don't you know that people can be scared to death?"

"Hmm, how do I know you're so timid? Okay, okay, don't complain, come on, do you want to eat potato chips? cough ...... The taste is not bad. Click......" Xu Moqiu turned off the flashlight, and when he spoke, he stuffed potato chips into his mouth fiercely, looking like he was going to die alive.

Along the way, in less than five minutes, he had already eaten three packs of beef tendons and two packs of spicy strips.

Lao Xu has never been poor, more precisely, poor and sour, these things can't be eaten when they go to school, and they don't have the opportunity to eat after graduation, and now I think that this so-called junk food still tastes very good. No wonder it's so popular with these little kids.

Ma Ganghelmet sat down on the ground, raised his face and asked, "Teacher, why are you here?"

"I am an angel from heaven to help you who are confused. Xu Moqiu unscrewed a bottle of drink, took two sips, wiped his lips, and pointed at Feng Luxia in the rest area, "Like it?"

Ma Ganghelmet nodded: "Hmm...... Like. ”

"If you like it, you can hide it, and if you like it, you can take a sneak peek?"

"Uh......" Ma Ganghelmet blushed, "I said I didn't know what you were talking about. ”

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "Pretend to be a chicken feather in front of me! If you like it, you can chase it, if you hide and watch, you can see it as your daughter-in-law? You have the guts? Let me tell you the truth, I heard that some classmates from other classes are crazy about pursuing her!"

"Who is it!?" Ma Ganghelmet exclaimed, rolled up his sleeves, "Dare to rob a woman with someone from me, I'll beat him to death!"

"I'll beat your uncle's hairballs! My Fair Lady and Gentleman, you can chase it, why can't people chase it?" Xu Moqiu said, took out a bottle of drink from his pocket and handed it over.

Ma Ganghelmet waved his hand and said politely: "Thank you, I'm not thirsty...... Ouch, teacher, what are you hitting me for?"

Before the words fell, Xu Moqiu knocked a violent chestnut on his head: "Beat you? Labor and management want to kick you into the dung pit! Did I say it was for you? What are you doing with your brain? You are thirsty to death, it is my business!"

Ma Ganghelmet looked around suspiciously, and wondered: "Is there a third person here besides us?

"How did I teach you guys with low emotional intelligence?" Xu Moqiu slapped his head, grabbed him by the collar, and pointed at Feng Luxia on the playground, "Did you find anything?"

Ma Ganghelmet glanced at it twice and nodded violently: "Found it!"

"Then tell me, what did you find?" For some reason, Xu Moqiu always felt that there was something wrong with the focus of this mentally retarded child.

Ma Ganghelmet said very seriously: "Her thighs are very white, huh...... The arm is also very ......."

"Do you believe that labor and management are killed?" Xu Moqiu was so angry that smoke rose above his head, "You can't see that everyone has water, she doesn't? You have a tumor on your neck? Do you want me to cut it for you?"

Ma Ganghelmet slapped his thigh, and suddenly realized: "Ah! So that's what you mean!"

"Then how many do you think I mean? If you don't seize such a good opportunity to be courteous, you deserve to be killed by a lightning bolt!" Xu Moqiu was so angry that he poked the head of this rammed goods fiercely.

"Boom" There was a thunderous explosion, and the two of them shivered at the same time.

Ma Gang shrunk his neck: "Teacher, do you have any liquor? Give me the whole point, I'm a little weak." ”

Xu Moqiu's eyes glared: "I have a bubble of old urine, you can't make it whole? Empty chicken feathers! Can she eat you, what's the matter? Get out of here! Bibi, you will give me a lesson in the tiger bench position in the future!"

"But ......"

"Will you try again?"

"Okay! fight, it's a big deal to be a good man again in eighteen years!" Ma Ganghelmet stood up, grabbed a bottle of drink, thought about it, and took two more packets of snacks and jumped out of the grass.

Feng Luxia was indeed a little thirsty, but the next group of training began immediately, and she didn't have time to buy water at all.

I was thinking about how happy it would be if someone could bring me water. Then he saw a familiar man walking towards him, but he walked unnaturally, and the smile on his face was more ugly than crying.

Feng Luxia looked at him in surprise: "Classmate Ma, ...... are you?"

"Uh, haha! It's okay, I'm just ...... Passing by! Yes, passing by!" Ma Gang Helmet snorted and pulled out a lame reason.

"Passing by?" Feng Luxia frowned and pointed to the teaching building, "Shouldn't this be class time?

Ma Ganghelmet shook his whole body, and immediately denied it: "No! How could I skip class? Impossible, I love to study now, really." It's not a secret, it's actually ...... Uh, Mr. Xu, he told me to come down and look at the stars!"

"Teacher Xu asked you to come down and look at the stars?" Feng Luxia stared at him twice, "You shouldn't be suffering from heat stroke, right?"

"I didn't ......"

"Beep-" whistle sounded. Feng Luxia waved her hand at him: "Then you can watch slowly, I'm going to train." ”

"Hey, wait!" If you go back like this, your wonderful head teacher will definitely kill you, Ma Ganghelmet finally mustered up the courage and handed over the drinks and snacks in his hand.

Feng Luxia didn't pick it up, blinking her eyes: "What are you doing?"

"Uh......" Ma Ganghelmet shook his head, "The sword is given to the hero, and the drink is given to the martyr, hmm...... It doesn't seem right, what should it be? Drink sand sculpture, cough, wrong, wrong, oops! Why did I forget the words?"

Feng Luxia simply snatched it over, and shook it at him with a smile: "Thank you! I'll go to training first." ”

"Haha, good. Ma Ganghelmet nodded again and again like a fool, and hurriedly handed over a few packs of snacks in his hand, Feng Luxia hesitated but accepted it, then waved at him and turned to leave.

He felt very happy at this moment.

The goddess went to train, and Ma Ganghelmet didn't continue to stand stupidly, and walked towards the place where the grass was smoking. Sure enough, I found Xu Moqiu sitting inside smoking.

"Coming back?"

"Hmm. Ma Helmet sat down next to him, with a silly smile on his face, obviously still immersed in the happiness of talking to the goddess.

Xu Moqiu asked again, "How do you feel?"

"It's ok. Ma Ganghelmet smiled shyly.

"It's okay, isn't it?"

"That's right. ”

"That's good. Xu Moqiu nodded and stretched out his hand to him, "Come, pay the money, I still have something to do." ”

Ma Ganghelmet looked at him and said with a blank expression: "Money?

"First of all, the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, right?"

Ma Gang Mu Ran nodded: "There is such a sentence." ”

"You see, without the help of my god, you can talk to the goddess?"

Ma Ganghelmet shook his head. He was right, if it weren't for him, he would still be squatting in the grass and peeping.

Xu Moqiu's nostrils puffed out two puffs of smoke: "In this way, for the sake of us all acquaintances, I'll give you a discount, love guidance, 500 yuan is not too much, right?"

500 bucks? It doesn't seem too much. Ma Ganghelmet nodded again.

"Okay, then just now a bottle of Collector's Edition Pulse, 50, plus imported snacks ......"

"Wait!" Ma Ganghelmet interrupted Xu Moqiu's words, "Teacher, doesn't the Pulse Store only sell 4 yuan a bottle......?" Isn't it too much to charge me 50?"

"Excessive? You actually say that I am excessive! Do you have a conscience?" Xu Moqiu jumped up and glared at him, "I am from the collector's edition, what does the collector's edition mean, do you understand? Forget it, I don't think you understand it like this, you just need to know that it is very precious."

And, it's a love drink!"

"A bottle of love drink, 50 yuan, where do you find it? The cost is more than 50! If it weren't for your stupid kid...... Cough, infatuation, do you think this kind of good thing will get you in turn? Anyway, 50 yuan is not worth a point! How happy Lu Xia was just now, you can't see? I saw tears of emotion flashing in the corners of her eyes!"

Ma Ganghelmet interjected: "Why didn't I see ......"

Xu Moqiu's face sank: "What kind of eyes do you have? What kind of eyes do I have? Are they comparable? Okay, don't interrupt us! Let's continue to talk about the snacks, I did, my aunt from outside my country sent it to me, how precious it is, do you know how precious it is? 50 a pack, a total of ...... Uh, how many packs?"

"It seems to be 4 packs, right?" Ma Gang Helmet was not sure, he grabbed it casually just now, and it was estimated that it was only this number.

"Okay, then I'll count you for 10 packs, a total of 500 yuan. ”

"Wait, teacher, it's 4 packs, not ......"

Xu Moqiu waved his hand and said impatiently: "Oh, one meaning, don't care about the details." Five hundred plus five hundred, plus fifty, I won't give you the lost work fee, so I will give you a discount, you can give me a thousand, cash or scan my QR code?"

"Ding", the transfer was successful, Xu Moqiu smiled, and hugged Ma Ganghel's shoulder: "Don't worry, I have the love of the saint to give you advice and ensure that you will be beautiful!" However, you also know that the teacher is usually very poor, cough cough ...... No, the teacher is usually busy, so ......"

Ma Ganghelmet hurriedly said: "As long as I can catch up with Lu Xia, I am willing to pay anything, really, even if it is on the knife mountain, I will not hesitate to go to the oil pot!"

Yes, I like this attitude!

Xu Moqiu nodded with satisfaction: "Don't worry, the teacher is working overtime to develop an exclusive version of the goddess strategy for you, you follow what I say, and you will definitely get what you want!"

Looking at the time, there were still more than ten minutes to get out of class, Xu Moqiu patted his trouser legs, stood up and said, "Okay, let's get here today, women don't chase too hard, they must be loose and relaxed, and those who want to speed will not reach." ”

Ma Gang nodded and got up: "Then I'll go back to study?"

"Study a fart! Your grades, if you learn, you will learn in vain. Xu Moqiu grabbed him by the collar, "Follow me." ”

"Where are you going? Hey, lightly, my clothes are torn. ”

"No more nonsense, eh...... Do you know where those wild mandarin ducks usually have trysts?" As he spoke, Xu Moqiu flicked the cigarette butt casually, and the spark fell into the grass next to him in a graceful arc.

Ma Ganghelmet shook his head and replied: "The table tennis table on the ground floor of the high school teaching building, the grove behind the cafeteria, and the barber shop next to the dormitory......"

said a lot in one breath, Xu Moqiu secretly said: I can't see it, Boya Middle School is not big, but there are a lot of places to hide dirt and dirt.

patted him on the shoulder: "You take the lead in a while, I will give you a strong backing, show me clearly, where is that Pan Qiaolin, send me a message immediately." ”

"Ah!" Ma Ganghelmet exclaimed, "Teacher, do you want me to be a traitor, that's not good, my Ma Ganghelmet stands up to the sky, and I am a man with iron bones, I can't do this kind of thing of killing a thousand knives!"

Xu Moqiu looked displeased: "What is a traitor? At first glance, you are not learning the language well, you are called an undercover agent! It is very glorious! In the past, you were a big hero, do you know?"

Ma Ganghelmet still looked embarrassed: "But...... I felt like if I was discovered, I would be killed. ”

"You think too much, with me covering you, who dares to do anything to you?" Xu Moqiu pushed him vigorously, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up, you go ahead." ”

In the end, as Xu Moqiu expected, Pan Qiaolin was on the swing outside the boiling water room with a senior boy, and you and I were so thick and crooked.

The two hid behind the garbage can, Ma Ganghelmet poked out a head, and pointed to the dark corner: "Right there, I know the man, it's Pei Jinnai from the seventh class of the third year of high school, that kid has fought with Kaizi before." ”

"Hmm......" Xu Moqiu touched his chin and pondered for a moment, "In this way, I will give you a task, no matter what method you use, trick me into coming here from Huang Jianchao in the class." ”

"Huh?" Ma Ganghelmet looked surprised, "Isn't it, teacher, are you going to let him catch the traitor? aren't you afraid that he won't be able to withstand the blow, and he will jump off the building or something?"