Chapter 355: You're Teaching Me to Do Things?

After the little fat man's eyes were dull, he disappeared in an instant, and the arm of the new heat energy plate brick handed out by the sloppy old man stopped in the air, and there was still a smiling expression on his face.

Again? The sloppy old man was very helpless and bitter in his heart, and he had long been familiar with this kind of scene, but now that he has changed people, he is still a little uncomfortable...

It's just the same fucking thing! It's all pits! He gritted his teeth angrily, glanced back, and then his eyes fell on Ouyang Chifeng and the old man, and smiled apologetically shyly.

You are a shy ghost!" The corners of Ouyang Chifeng's mouth twitched, and he suppressed the roar in his heart.

"Well, you raise the money first, and I'll go back when I go. The sloppy old man said.

Then I saw him turn around and drink deeply, full of bricks and bricks in an instant into the crotch of his pants in one breath...

That's right! all in one go! tucked into the crotch!

Everyone watched this scene with dull eyes, and their jaws were about to fall to the ground.

This crotch... Bottomless pit... It's really strong...

Ouyang Chifeng was also frightened and sluggish, but he came back to his senses in an instant, swallowed his saliva, glanced at the crotch of the sloppy old man's pants a few more times, and then looked at the old man beside him suspiciously.

As the most mysterious worship of the Ouyang family, the realm of strength is unfathomable, and you may be able to see what kind of way this is.

The old man also looked at Ouyang Chifeng, and couldn't help but shake his head bitterly.

"You laymen see what comes and goes in the clouds, and I, as an insider, am also confused by the show..."

The old man looked down and couldn't help but start doubting life, and even guessed that becoming a master must be a way to go...

The sloppy old man clapped his hands excitedly, and under the fiery eyes of everyone, he picked up the thermal brick of half gold brick and half brick, carefully blew the dust on it, and wiped it with his sleeves for a long time, especially the half of the gold brick.

That's when I was careful... Or tucked into the crotch ...

"Rich, rich. The sloppy old man laughed twice, and without paying attention to the image, he pulled out his crotch and exhaled comfortably.

After all, it doesn't matter if the image is not affected, the sloppy old man's faint smile is enough to cause countless girls to blush.

What's more, in his opinion, as long as he can get rich, even if he is spurned by thousands of people, he can laugh and be generous!

"Okay, okay, you guys move quickly, after I come back, the travel fee hasn't been made up yet, but it's going to be doubled!"

The sloppy old man always smiled lightly, and his figure slowly faded, and finally completely dissipated.

The earth can be regarded as having completely stepped into the era of cultivating immortals, and there is no need to hide it so much, but there are still many people with pale faces, staring at the place where the sloppy old man disappeared and swallowing saliva.

The interior of a house was pitch black, and there was no light except for a spiral angle that flashed this colorful light.

"Where is this?!Why is the deity here?!" A wail sounded, "Mom... Wrong... Cuckold, the deity is blind! Come and protect the deity!"

Stepping into the air mansion on the side, the corners of Ding Ze's mouth could be clearly seen in the darkness, and he looked at the dog in front of him with exaggerated acting skills with a playful face.

"I don't know where this is, do you want me to help you recover your memory?" Ding Ze sneered playfully, picked up the palatial hat that was like a crown for some reason, and gradually walked towards the dog.

There are also a number of grooves around the hat, eighty percent of which are inlaid with ornate jewelry accessories.

As for why this is the case, the culprit is in sight!

Not far away, the dogs who were still playing were rolling all over the ground, a pair of thief eyes looked around from time to time, it glanced at Ding Ze, obviously stunned, in order to prevent the flaws from being exposed, the wailing was even worse, and unconsciously, the acting skills went to a higher level.

"Stop acting, look embarrassed. Ding Ze sneered and picked up the dog's eggs with his bare hands.

The dog seemed to be frightened, carried in the air, and kicked all fours, as if at random, but every time he kicked Ding Ze.

If an ordinary person was hit by this, he might spit blood on the spot, and Ding Ze was covered in golden light, but even if he was physically strong, he didn't feel anything when he was shot, but at this time, he still felt a little pain.

It can be seen how hard this dog is.

"If you continue to act, believe it or not, I will throw you into the oil pot and let you feel the warmth?" Ding Ze said impatiently.

Hearing this, the dog's limbs stiffened obviously, and then he looked back at Ding Ze, and instantly said in ecstasy, "Green hat! I'm so scared, I want to go home!"

As he spoke, he broke free of Ding Ze directly, fell to the ground and kicked hard, and was about to get into Ding Ze's crotch.

Ding Ze, who had been prepared, sneered, his face was full of disdain, his figure flashed, and he disappeared four or five steps away in an instant.

The dog pounced in the air, slightly stunned, and then looked up in confusion, only to see Ding Ze looking at himself with a playful sneer on his face, and the fog around him rose.

"You are still acting, your acting skills are good, but you only have the intention of not being able to do it. Ding Ze sneered, grabbed the half of the crown, and smashed his chest, clanging, with a proud face, "I, old drama bone." ”

"The deity thinks that his acting skills are very good, you will never find out!" Goudan'er looked at Ding Ze up and down with a firm face, and asked, "How did you find out that I was acting?"

"Guess. Ding Ze showed a mysterious smile and said shyly.

But then he threw half of the crown in his hand to the dog, who instinctively jumped high and did a flashy backflip. After that, he took the half of the crown with his mouth, swallowed it in his mouth, swallowed it in his stomach, and after falling to the ground, he sat on the ground obediently and said excitedly, "It doesn't taste good, but it's crunchy, is there anything else?"

Ding Ze looked confused: "???"

Let's not talk about your bells and whistles backflip, just by virtue of the skillful action just now, you are not a dog?! You are not a dog, I am! The corners of Ding Ze's mouth twitched, and he said viciously in his heart.

And a dog shows operation in front of his own eyes... I always feel that something is wrong...

Ding Ze shook his head, even helpless, and then looked around, and another bronze tripod-shaped treasure flew in, and Ding Ze grabbed it in his hand.

The appearance of this copper tripod treasure is also incomplete, not to mention the lack of the base, look carefully at the copper tripod should have been solid, but the middle part was dug up by whom.

The hell knows how this dog thief did it, and the technology is perfect...

Ding Ze glanced at the culprit, and then looked down at the hollow position that was smooth and smooth, not like it had been dug up at all, but if you look closely, you can see some flaws, especially...

"Come, take a closer look," Ding Ze pointed to the bottom of the hollow position of the copper tripod, as well as around the base where ninety percent of the dogs entered the belly of the dogs, "Come, follow me to read: the dogs are here!"

In fact, Ding Ze also felt quite magical, after all, such a string of small characters, even if it is engraved on a flat surface, it is difficult to find it difficult, but the surface of this copper tripod is not very smooth, but the whole layout is still extremely symmetrical, it is difficult to imagine how Goudaner did it in such a short period of time.

"The deity!" The deity was stunned for a moment, and then jumped up in anger, "The deity is here!"

"Oh, then are you admitting that you have been to this little treasure house?" Ding Ze squinted and sneered.

"Ding-dong. ”

"A routine full of routines, congratulations to the host for obtaining [***] point routine points. ”

The level of the system is too low, not to mention that you can see what the realm of the dog is in, and even what kind of species system it is can't be detected, so the routine point of the routine of the dog is always unknown.

Even the Demon Venerable can routines to the precise routine point, so the dog may have a higher routine point for one routine!

Anyway, now Ding Ze has no shortage of routine points, and in the future, when the system level goes up, he can make a small fortune!

Ding Ze took a breath and calmed down.

"It's me!but—" Dog's snort, disdainfully picking at his teeth, "That's it?"

"No, the main thing is your acting skills. Ding Ze said, "Especially when you are in a strange place, you should be frightened and shocked when you see me, and then relieved, then happy, and finally excited." ”

"You're too pompous, you need to learn more. He said earnestly.

Don't turn your head away, don't look at Ding Ze, her voice is very contemptuous, "Are you teaching me to do things?"

Ding Ze: "..."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, but why do you only eat half of the food here?"

"Isn't it delicious? I don't believe it. Ding Ze asked.

Dog Dan'er probably also knew that he couldn't leave the house in a short time, so he just grabbed what to eat, his mouth rattled, and his voice was vague and whimpered, "It's too late, there are more treasures in the big treasure house, I'll just wander around here." ”

Ding Ze looked around, and all the treasures were ruined. He shook his head speechlessly and sighed.

You can see that it's quite random...

These treasures are all cripples, no matter how gorgeous they were before, but now they have been ruined by the dog's eggs, and the distress is certain, but I don't bother to pursue it.

"Where's the head?" Ding Ze asked nervously.

Now it's still important to get down to business, Ding Ze's face couldn't help but turn a little whiter, and his heart was also aching faintly.

"No. The dog's mouth was full, and the dog's paws flipped and two heads were thrown.

Both heads have long flowing hair, snow-white complexion, and their closed eyes are endlessly serene.

Ding Ze's desire to see was heartbroken, and he was short of breath, so he hurriedly took three steps and two steps and rushed forward to take it carefully, lest he be injured.

"Daughter-in-law... Sister-in-law..."Ding Ze's eyes were red, and he couldn't help but gently swipe Ouyang Xi's head and arrange his hair...

Seeing this scene, the dog Dan'er stared and opened his mouth, his face was full of shock, and he didn't react when the treasure that had not been swallowed in his mouth fell out.

"Shhhh I didn't think the green hat was a good bite, no wonder it was a green hat. The dog stared at him.

And Ding Ze's fingers gently took care of the Ouyang sisters' hair, although it was only the head, but the face was still exquisite, the only fly in the ointment was...

This hair is groomed, and it is actually brought down with long hands, or the kind that is uprooted!

Ding Ze: "!!"