Chapter 469: Insulting the Ancestors

Along the way, Lu Zhe looked nervous, dodged and dodged, hid in Tibet, incarnated as a god-level tracker, and followed closely behind Xu Moqiu.

As the former leader of the Flower on the Other Side, such a clumsy tracking skill is completely inadequate in front of him. Soon, Xu Moqiu found Lu Zhe, who looked like a spy.

What is this guy doing here?

But soon he figured out that his brother-in-law was born with little brains, and if it was his idea, he wouldn't believe it. Lu Mingyue has never been a gossip person, so the only explanation is that this guy was instructed by Lu Bao'er.

Xu Moqiu suddenly laughed, who is not good to send, but to send this legendary pig teammate out, this girl is really too smart.

In fact, there is no way to do this, after all, Lu Bao'er is the only one who can drive now.

Passing by an intersection, Xu Moqiu suddenly sped up, and the broken bicycle swooped out as if it had been installed with a nitrogen and oxygen jet.

Lu Zhe, who was hiding behind and holding instant noodles and nibbling on them, was taken aback, and hurriedly took the remaining half of the instant noodles into his arms, rolled his eyes in a choked manner, slammed his chest with two fists, and increased the strength of his feet to follow.

Turning the intersection in front of him, he looked around, where was Xu Moqiu's shadow.

What?

What should I do? If I go back like this, Lu Baoer will not have to kill herself!

Lu Zhe was in a hurry, and suddenly found that there was an extremely tattered bicycle parked in the noodle restaurant next to him, wasn't that Xu Moqiu's car?

Immediately overjoyed, there was no shelter except for a foul-smelling garbage can. Gritting his teeth, he parked his bicycle next to the trash can, and squatted next to it with his mouth and nose covered.

Today is a hot day, the scorching sun is in the sky, the stench emitted by the garbage can can literally smoke people to death, and after waiting for nearly half an hour, the sweat has already soaked the whole body, even the inner tube has not been spared.

When he was impatient, he saw Xu Moqiu coming out of the noodle shop, holding a bottle of iced Coke in his hand and pouring it wildly around his neck, Lu Zhe was envious. Helplessly, he often got together with a few fox friends last week, and his wallet, which has always been a big spend, has already bottomed out.

I had no choice but to watch Xu Moqiu drink the bottle of Coke to the sky, and as the Coke bottle "clanged" and threw it into the trash, Xu Moqiu stepped on the bicycle and disappeared in front of him again.

The speed was too fast, Lu Zhe was a little anxious, and hurriedly pushed the car to follow, just chasing Xu Moqiu, but he didn't watch out for an old woman suddenly popping out on the side of the road.

Coincidentally, the distance between the two was too close, and a strange wind drifted by, and the moment the old woman's skirt flew up, it was twisted into the rapidly spinning wheels.

There was a crisp sound, and before Lu Zhe could react, he fell four or five meters away with the car with him, crackling and falling with gold stars.

And the old lady covered the key parts, pointed at Lu Zhe and screamed: "Hooligans!

Seeing this situation, two big men immediately jumped out next to him, and without saying a word, they ran towards Lu Zhe, and poor Lu Zhe was pressed to the ground by the two before he could get up. Then the two chose to call the police without saying a word.

In broad daylight, tearing the old lady's skirt, coupled with Lu Zhe's natural woodenness, it didn't make sense, and he was directly twisted into the bureau.

For the sake of him being just a minor, after criticizing the education, he called his parents to lead him.

Now Lu Zhe will be in trouble.

Who to look for?

If the phone call goes to Lu Mingyue, I don't have to say that my eldest sister will definitely pick her own skin, and deducting pocket money is a small matter, if she gives herself a grounding order, then she will completely lose her freedom on the weekend in the future.

Brother-in-law Xu Moqiu is the best candidate, but unfortunately no one answered when his phone was bursting.

Lu Qianqian was promoted to a junior, and he didn't dare to disturb him when she was busy with her studies, as for Lu Bao'er, if she knew about it, she would definitely fall into the ground, and if she didn't do it, she would stab her eldest sister.

Helpless, Lu Zhe had no choice but to bite the bullet and call the second sister Lu Caidie.

My younger brother almost doesn't contact him on weekdays, let alone the phone, and he may not be able to say two sentences even on WeChat in a week.

The caller ID was his name, Lu Caidie was quite surprised, but she always felt that nothing good happened, so she hesitated, but still pressed the answer button: "Hey, Ah Zhe, what are you looking for my sister?"

"That...... Sister, are you free?" Lu Zhe glanced at the half-pack of instant noodles in the bicycle outside, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva - he was really hungry without breakfast.

"What's the matter, are you causing trouble again?" Hearing Lu Zhe's tone, Lu Caidie knew that there was nothing good to say next.

"Ahem...... So what...... Can you pick me up?" Lu Zhe said cautiously. At the last parent-teacher conference, he made Lu Caidie lose face, so he had to put his posture to the minimum.

"Pick you up?" Lu Caidie was stunned, then frowned, "Where are you?"

Glancing at the back, looking at the big words "Confess leniently, resist strictly", Lu Zhe whispered: "I'm in a very safe place." Well, gray is often safe. ”

"A very safe place?" Lu Caidie suddenly remembered a story about Xu Moqiu that Qin Mengyan had told her before, and blurted out, "You won't be in the bureau, will you?"

Lu Zhe was taken aback and blurted out: "How do you know?"

"Damn! really?" Lu Caidie couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and then asked, "What did you do?

Lu Zhe was even more surprised at this time: "Ah? Do you know this?"

"What!?" Lu Caidie on the other end of the phone was shocked and suddenly jumped up, "You, you really did this kind of thing?"

In my impression, this younger brother was timid and wooden, but he didn't expect to make such a powerful ...... Dirty things are coming!

"No, sister, listen to my explanation......"

"I listen to you!" Lu Caidie interrupted unceremoniously, "Oh my God, Xiao Zhe, what are you doing? You can even do things to tease the old lady on the side of the road, you ...... That's how your teacher taught you......? Beasts are not as good as beasts!"

"Sister...... I, I'm an accident! It's really an accident, you have to believe me!"

Lu Caidie was so angry that she couldn't wait to hang up the phone immediately: "Okay, don't tell me, I can't solve this matter, you can find the eldest sister." ”

Lu Zhe was anxious, and hurriedly begged: "Something else! Sister, you must come! If you tell the eldest sister about this, I will die! You can't die without saving it! Please, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I will set up an immortal tablet for you in the future...... I will ensure that you live to ninety-nine, and if you have a son, you will have your surname. Come on!"

And have a son with my surname? Everyone has the surname Lu, this kid is rare to be smart.

"You...... Forget it, wait. Coordinates send me. In the end, it was his younger brother, Lu Caidie had no choice but to drive all the way to the police station.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Lu Zhe sitting on the bench with his head pulled and a bitter melon face, and an old lady who spat fragrant mouth, and there were two police officers, a man and a woman, who were talking about something.

Lu Caidie stubbornly greeted him: "Officer, what's the matter?

"Who are you?" the male officer asked, looking her in the eye.

"I'm his sister. ”

"Oh, that's good!" the officer nodded, pointing to Lu Zhe, "Bring your bear child back and educate him well, and besides, this old lady is frightened......"

"I know, I know. Lu Caidie nodded hurriedly.

In the end, she paid 3,000 yuan for mental damages, and then said a lot of good things, and the old lady's face finally eased and she didn't care anymore. Lu Caidie led Lu Zhe out.

"Sister......" Lu Zhe gently poked Lu Caidie's arm and shouted weakly.

"What are you doing?" Lu Caidie's tone was extremely unkind. If it weren't for her high cultivation, it is estimated that she would have been shaved over. To do this kind of thing is simply an insult to the ancestors!

"That ......" Lu Zhe pointed to the noodle restaurant opposite and swallowed vigorously, "I haven't eaten lunch yet." ”

Lu Caidie said with a cold face: "I thought you had nothing to do when you were full, go and tease other people's old ladies!

"Something else, sister, I'm really hungry, please, have mercy on me!" Lu Zhe begged bitterly, his eyes glowing green, like a hungry wolf who hadn't eaten for ten years.

"You...... Forget it, I'm too lazy to say you, let's go, give me more food, and get ready to be beaten at night. In the end, Lu Caidie still couldn't give up that heart, and took Lu Zhe to the noodle restaurant opposite.

As a result, Lu Zhe came down in one breath, and he was stunned to kill half a catty of dry noodles and still couldn't get enough.

Lu Caidie smacked her tongue and couldn't speak. At this moment, she suddenly thought of Xu Moqiu, the man who could eat half a catty of noodles with a casual meal

。 In comparison, his eating is more than a hundred times more handsome than Lu Zhe.

Oh, no, why do you think of him......? Lu Caidie shook her head, quickly put aside some strange thoughts, and drove Lu Zhe back to the Lu family villa.

And just when the Lu family sisters were anxious, Xu Moqiu could be regarded as coming to the Guangming Community.

It took most of the day to temporarily repair the road, and when he arrived at the destination, he was already sweating, and Qin Mengyan urged me I don't know how many times on the way, but he was helpless, after all, he was not on a plane.

The doorman recognized Xu Moqiu at a glance, his eyes lit up, he turned off the radio and stood up: "Yo, the young man is here again?

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu coughed dryly, "Work hours, work clothes, work clothes!"

"The young man is not shallow, he can find such a beautiful girlfriend, I'm afraid your ancestral grave is not smoking, right?" the old man said with envy.

After all, Miss Qin's appearance can be said to be impossible to pick out one in 100,000 miles, and a man will be envious.

This old man had obviously seen Qin Mengyan, Xu Moqiu said modestly: "It's funny, it's funny, it's chasing backwards, chasing backwards." ”

It's good that Qin Mengyan didn't hear this, otherwise the trash can would become his close partner.

"I'm afraid I won't say that. The old man stared at him for a long time, "I always feel that you have used some despicable means against others......

Xu Moqiu's eyelids jumped: "Hey, you have to be responsible when you speak! My character is well known in the sea, how can I use any means? Forget it, you make me very sad, I don't want to tell you." Old man, the car will help me watch, I'll go up first, and I'll ask you to smoke another day!"

Smoking is another day? This kid is getting more and more picky!

Looking at Xu Moqiu, who was running away in a hurry, and the tattered bicycle, the old man muttered to himself: "This kid, shouldn't he be an encapsule......?" Look at him so shabby, eighty percent of it!......"

When he came to 6-9, Xu Moqiu put his ear on the door, and could faintly hear the teacher's hearty laughter from inside, and said in his heart: Qin Baobao and the teacher seem to get along very well!

I straightened my shirt on the phone screen, took a deep breath, and knocked softly on the door.

"It's coming!" Soon, the door squeaked open, and Master Luo looked at Xu Moqiu in front of her, a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes, but she quickly regained her composure, took the fruit in Xu Moqiu's hand, and said with a smile, "Come in, your teacher and Meng Yan have been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Xu Moqiu stood at the door and looked at the sand, and then heard Old Liu's majestic voice coming: "What's the matter, do you want me, an old man, to greet you in person?"

"Then where can I do it!Master, it's wearing ......" Looking at the pair of familiar flip-flops in front of him, Xu Moqiu felt a stump in his heart.

Ten years later, the shoes are still there.

The first time I came to the door, I wore these slippers, and I haven't thrown them away yet. Teacher, it turns out that I have been thinking about myself all along. Suddenly, my nose was sore, and tears almost fell.

"Try to see if these shoes can be worn, if they don't fit, I'll give you another pair." Luo Shiniang's voice sounded in her ears.

"I can wear it, I can wear it, thank you, teacher. Xu Moqiu thanked him from the bottom of his heart.

Inside the house, there is almost no change from ten years ago, all the furniture is so old compared to now, and even the pure screen color TV is still working.

The moment Qin Mengyan turned around, she almost didn't grab the ashtray on the coffee table and slapped it on Xu Moqiu's head. Yesterday she knew that she was dressed like a dog, but today she is wearing such a dress, she really wants to ask, why are you here?

As everyone knows, yesterday's body was covered in oil stains by Qin Mengyan, and the others were rubbed in the wardrobe, wrinkled and worn on the body like sauerkraut, this body is actually very good.

Who made Teacher Xu so poor?