Chapter 257: Born to be a Dog, I'm Sorry
"Roaring Heavenly Divine Bone: The Roaring Heavenly Dog captures the top immortal beasts of the Three Realms, and uses its blood, flesh, muscles and bones to 'mix' the divine bones, and after swallowing, it can make the immortal beasts 'stimulate' the blood veins and open up their spiritual wisdom. , the latest chapter access: Π¨Π¨Π¨.79xs.Π‘ΠΎΠ . β
Needless to say, that bone must have been left by the Howling Sky Dog to his daughter, and the ten pills were naturally the reward that the Howling Sky Dog gave to Lu Yifan.
The roaring dog took one last look at the little corgi in Lu Yifan's arms, and his fierce face showed a rare 'color' of love: "Girl, dad is sorry for you......"
With that, the figure of the Roaring Sky Dog disappeared in front of Lu Yifan.
Lu Yifan couldn't help but sigh, pity the hearts of parents all over the world!
At this time, the little corgi woke up from Lu Yifan's arms, wagged his tail that was so short that it was almost nothing, and smiled happily at Lu Yifan.
"You're 'very' optimistic, you've just had your eyeballs gouged out, and you're still smiling. Lu Yifan said, gently 'touching' and 'touching' the little guy's head.
Thinking of what the little guy's father left for her, Lu Yifan extracted the Roaring God Bone from the Treasure Pavilion.
This bone is extremely thick, thicker than a man's big 'leg', about two meters long, very heavy, and much denser than steel, which can barely be held with two hands.
From it, there are wisps of fragrance that make your finger move.
Gollum!
Lu Yifan couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
This thing can make the immortal beast open its spiritual wisdom and 'stimulate' the bloodline, if a mortal bites it, I don't know what will happen?
But after thinking about it, this is something for dogs, Lu Yifan couldn't help but laugh out loud by his childish thoughts.
"Ang Ang ~~~~"
As soon as the little guy saw this big bone, his eyes instantly lit up, and he screamed at Lu Yifan for a while.
Lu Yifan pondered for a while, took the little guy to the nest that Mother Lu and Yang Chan had just made for the little guy, and put the bones outside her nest.
The little guy lay so comfortably in the soft nest, and greedily 'licked' at the big bone.
"Hey, this little thing, it doesn't eat 'milk', it actually likes to eat bones!, but where did you 'get' such a big bone?" asked Mother Deer with a smile.
"You don't have to worry about it, with this bone, the little one won't have to eat anything else in the future. "Lu Yifan said.
"Yifan, what do you want to name this little guy?" Yang Chan saw that this little 'milk' dog was also overflowing with maternal love, squatting in front of her and holding her pink cheeks and asked with a smile.
"Hmm...... Let's call it 'Tao Tao'!" Lu Yifan said.
The little guy likes the peach 'butt' of the corgi so much, so let's call it that!
"Tao Tao, hee-hee, what a cute name! Tao Tao, Tao Tao, we will be a family in the future!" Yang Chan said with a smile as she touched Tao Tao's head.
Tao Tao seemed to enjoy Yang Chan's 'touching' head killing, and smiled at Yang Chan very comfortably and called twice.
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Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Howling Sky Dog knelt in front of the 'Jade' Emperor with guilt on his face.
"Roaring heaven, it is a great sin for the heavenly court to go down to earth 'privately', and you not only went down to earth 'privately', but also secretly left heirs in the mortal world, the sin is unforgivable!
The dragon robe of the 'jade' emperor was blown by the cold wind in the nine heavens, and the drums were 'swinging', and the hair also rose with the wind, and there was no sadness or joy on his face.
The Roaring Sky Dog knelt down and kowtowed, raised his head and laughed miserably: "I was born with a stubborn 'sex', but fortunately I was promoted by Erlang Zhenjun and was able to cultivate 'into a human form' and soar into an immortal.
and got the favor of the 'jade' emperor, and was able to enter the position of immortals.
'Privately' descending from the earth and stealing heirs, it is indeed the fault of Roaring Heaven, but Roaring Heaven does not regret it. β
"Oh, why is that?" asked the 'Jade' Emperor with a single move.
"This time, I finally realized what **** is, and I really became a father for the first time.
I hate that I can't give my 'daughter' a good family, and I can't let her be born into a human form.
I'm sorry to make her a dog. The Howling Dog closed his eyes and shed two lines of tears.
"That's it, according to the rules of the Heavenly Court, you will be punished by the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder and Lightning for 10,000 years on the Heavenly Thunder Platform, do you know?" the 'Jade' Emperor sighed softly.
"Roaring Heaven Xie 'Jade' Emperor rewards and punishes. The Howling Dog knelt on the ground and kowtowed again.
At this time, Yang Jian suddenly broke into the main hall, knelt down and said: "Uncle, this time the Howling Sky Dog 'privately' went down to steal the heirs, and I also have the responsibility of not being strict in discipline, I beg my uncle to see my face and spare him this time!"
"The country has national laws, and the sky has its own rules, give me a reason to spare him first. "The 'Jade' Emperor asked lightly, rubbing his beard.
Yang Jian gritted his teeth and said: "I admit that Heavenly Court stipulates that you are not allowed to go down to earth 'privately', but I have never seen any rule in Heavenly Court that prohibits people from going down to earth and calling dogs!"
I don't see any rule that prohibits giving birth to a paparazzi in the mortal world! Therefore, at most, the heavens can only cure the sin of 'privately' descending to the mortal world. β
"This ...... You're a bit quibble, aren't you......" Emperor 'Jade' hesitated.
"Okay, uncle, you 'forced' me!"
Yang Jian said, got up from the ground, picked up his mobile phone and played a video.
"I am drunk alone, and I am drunk and drunk to meet the beautiful woman...... Big babies, I'm your anchor MC Duanjun, come and brush a 'wave' of fish ball rockets......"
The 'Jade' Emperor looked at the video of himself stealing the mortal world as an anchor, and two red rays suddenly flashed on his handsome face.
It's just that in an instant, he covered it up with immortal methods.
"Uncle, you as a leader can't keep the rules, do you still expect us to be subordinates to abide by the rules? If you have to cure the sin of the heavens, then I have to go to the Queen Mother and give this video to her old man to see!" Yang Jian said with a broken jar and a broken skin.
Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the 'jade' emperor, if the queen mother saw her killing Matt, where would her dignity be!
"Ahem, ahem...... What's that, it's just a dog who 'privately' went down to the mortal day, what a big deal! As long as there is no next time, I will not hold Roaring Heaven accountable this time!
So what...... I'm going down to be an anchor, you ......"
"Ha, ridiculous, uncle, when did you ever go down to earth to be an anchor? I don't completely know about this. Yang Jian comprehended.
"Well, that's fine. Alright, stand down. "The 'jade' emperor was satisfied.
Yang Jian and the Roaring Sky Dog looked at each other and smiled, and walked out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.
After leaving the big 'gate' of the treasure hall, Yu Tian said ashamedly: "Thank you Zhenjun for wanting to save it!"
"You've been with me for hundreds of thousands of years, who are we brothers?" Yang Jian patted the shoulder of the Roaring Heavenly Dog and said with a smile.
"Hey, it's a pity that I can't avenge my daughter' with my own hands...... My poor girl', as soon as she came out, she was gouged out of her eyeballs by life!! "Speaking of this, the 'agitation' of the sky almost manifested its original form again.
"Roaring heaven, your 'daughter' is Erlang Zhenjun's eldest nephew'! In this heaven and earth, if someone dares to touch her, it is to slap my Erlang Zhenjun in the face!"
Then, he smiled strangely and continued: "This heaven and earth are good and evil, cause and effect are reincarnated, and everything has its own certainty. Whether you can avenge your daughter's revenge depends on whether the person who saved her can give it or not. β