October

This day was very painful for Xu Mang, he needed to spare four days to accompany Xiao Man's lonely heart, in the words of the female goblin, women are made of water, but she has now become stagnant water, because the heart is dead.

Why did you die?

I didn't accompany her to go shopping on National Day, so my heart died... However, relying on this crooked way, Xu Mang really took out four days to have a good time with her, and the original plan was to go to the surrounding attractions to play, but according to the experience of previous years, the highway must be blocked.

No way

Dating the little couple of Chen Xi and Guo Tianmei, they simply went shopping in the largest commercial plaza in the magic capital, but they never expected that there were so many people in the square that they couldn't imagine, and they were full of people at a glance.

Not to mention,

Chen Xi didn't know where to get the four first-class tickets, and the four of them were like this... Temporarily went to the province of Sioux.

The new Fuxing electric EMU, Xu Mang is still the first time to experience, before the Harmony, glanced at the speed at this time, for 350 kilometers per hour, Xu Mang had to sigh that technology changes life, for the era of parents and parents, I don't even dare to think about it.

"Huh?"

"Let me ask you a question, aren't you engaged in theoretical physics?" Yang Xiaoman, who was playing with his mobile phone, suddenly turned his head and asked Xu Mang: "I remember Einstein's special theory of relativity, sitting on an object moving at high speed, then the time will be a little slower than the ground, can you calculate how much time we can be younger on this trip?"

Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, probed her forehead deeply, and asked seriously, "Xiaoman... Didn't you go out without taking medicine? This is not a light illness... You have to hold on, don't get sick on the high-speed train, otherwise... I also have to accompany people to get vaccinated against rabies. ”

Yang Xiaoman was so angry, he saw that he was dozing off when he was bored, so he had something to do, but he was sneered at, looking at others Chen Xi and Guo Tianmei, love and love, Qingqing and mine, myself... Played all the way to the phone.

"Humph!"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Can you be young? Is it because you don't have the computing ability, or is Einstein's theory wrong?"

In fact

Yang Xiaoman didn't expect Xu Mang to answer, she just saw that Xu Mang was bored, so she asked casually, but... Unexpectedly, Xu Mang went straight to the top, as a strange man with three strange systems, he felt that he should teach Xiaoman a lesson.

"First of all... The speed of the high-speed train we are sitting on this time is 350 kilometers per hour, which is about 97.222 infinite circulating meters per second, so if you throw away the stations that may need to be stopped on the way, this journey will take 10,800 seconds. ”

"According to the time dilation formula of special relativity, we can conclude that we can be 100 millionths of a second younger through this journey. Xu Mang said seriously: "At this rate, we only need to take 10 billion hours of high-speed rail, and we can be one second younger!"

"Don't look at 10 billion hours a lot, convert... One hundred and forty thousand years will do. Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman and asked seriously, "Xiaoman... When you arrive at your destination, you're 100 millionths of a second younger. ”

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

This...

So what,

What did I do, mother, and why did I marry such a guy?

"What's wrong with you?" Xu Mang saw Yang Xiaoman's flushed face, his breathing was a little short, and he said with a smile: "Do you feel that you have benefited a lot? Taking a high-speed train is not only 100 millionths of a 0.05 second younger, but also listening to Teacher Xu's lecture, Xiaoman... You're making a lot of money!"

"Stupid?"

"Did you master any magic?" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and asked with a serious look: "I chased me a lot at the beginning, but I fell in love with a bastard like you, did you hypnotize me?"

"Cut!"

"You can pull it down!" Xu Mang said with a disgusted face: "I don't see any suitors for you, if life is a book, you are at most a female partner, you have to be tall or not, you have no figure, except for good looks and money, there is nothing else." ”

"You..."

"You fart!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "Ask yourself, since you met me, has your IQ skyrocketed? It's all my credit!"

Xu Mang: @#$%...!

But don't say that,

God always arranges all kinds of coincidences, binds the system, and meets Xiao Man, maybe this is the will of God.

soon

The four of them came to Yangshi, a world heritage city, a national historical and cultural city and a scenic tourist city with traditional characteristics.

On the first day, after taking the high-speed train for so long, the four of them didn't go anywhere to play, and found a local five-star hotel to stay, which originally had no rooms, but couldn't stop Yang Xiaoman from being Yang Jian's daughter.

So...

This large hotel is her family's property and has reserved luxury suites.

By the next day,

The four of them began to play the trip, of course, the first is the legendary garden, this garden is quite awesome, famous for planting green bamboo, and winning with the rockery in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Take pictures, take pictures, take pictures...

Yang Xiaoman will leave a photo of himself and Xu Mang every time he passes by a beautiful scene, and there are few opportunities for the two to come out, so the group photo is also pitiful, but Yang Xiaoman plans to collect two sets of photo albums before getting married.

To this end,

She specially customized ten sets of photo albums, two sets of photos of herself and Xu Mang, two sets of group photos of a family of four, two sets of records of the bits and pieces of life, and the remaining four sets record the growth of children.

By noon,

The four of them sat on the strange rocks by the pool, eating snacks and drinks that Xu Mang took out of his schoolbag.

"A garden?"

"What a strange name... Brother Xu Mang?" Guo Tianmei asked Xu Mang while eating chocolate biscuits: "A courtyard built in 1818 is actually a simplified character, is this character written incorrectly, or was it added by later generations?"

"Tianmei, you asked the wrong person. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Your brother Xu Mang is engaged in physics, you ask questions about physics, he can help you answer this... How could he!"

I'm sorry...

The big bar is online.

"Cut!"

"I came from a liberal arts background. Xu Mang glanced at Guo Tianmei and said seriously: "The word existed before the Han Dynasty, and in the "Historical Records" written by Sima Qian, there is a "Biography of the Colony of Goods", in which wood is called a piece, bamboo is a piece, wood is a piece, and bamboo is a piece, why is it called a garden. ”

"Actually, it's to show that I'm a cultural person. Xu Mang took a sip of bright milk and said indifferently: "There are three kinds of ancient literati, orchid bamboo stone, orchid incense, stone bone, bamboo knot, bamboo leaves are usually three pieces together, forming a word, and bamboo is made of two, so it is called half bamboo garden." ”

"The owner of this garden wants to tell us that he is a man of culture, but unfortunately there is not much ink in his stomach, just average. Xu Mang smiled: "Do you understand?"

“...”

“...”

“...”

was completely stunned, and in the face of Xu Mang's explanation, including Yang Xiaoman, they all fell into addiction.

Liberal Arts and Sciences?

Does this still make people live?

"Xu... Brother Xu Mang?" Guo Tianmei asked cautiously, "You... How do you connect... You know this? What the hell is going on? What else do you not know?"

"Huh. ”

"There's nothing I don't know!" Xu Mang smiled: "The humanoid self-propelled encyclopedia is below!"

...

Sweden

Stockholm

The Nobelge Center of the National Museum of Sweden, today... A group of judges are distressed by one thing, this year's Nobel Prize in Physics will be announced at 11:45 a.m. on October 8, but... There was a problem with the nominees.

Xu Mang!

Almost half of the people in Europe and the United States denied Xu Mang's qualifications, in fact, this is also an inevitable situation, he alone offended everything that should be offended, and if he wants to get the consent of the majority of people, it is absolutely impossible, and it is already lucky that he has not been directly eliminated.

"This..."

"What should I do?" a middle-aged blonde woman frowned and said helplessly: "According to the system, Professor Xu Mang is not qualified enough, but... If it weren't for him winning the Nobel Prize in Physics, I'm afraid... From then on, the Nobel Prize loses credibility. ”

"Ugh..."

"It's not easy!"

"The main reason is that Professor Xu Mang's support is too low!" a middle-aged man sighed: "Look at the other candidates... Everyone's support is more than 75 percent, just Professor Xu Mang, 137.8 percent. ”

“...”

“...”

“...”

It's also miserable!

How did Professor Xu manage to be disgusted by so many scientists around the world?

How many bad things did he do?

"I think... Professor Xu Mang should be selected as the winner. Another white-bearded old man said solemnly: "His achievements are enough to win three Nobel Prizes in physics, and what we need to think about is not whether he should win the prize, but to discuss what research results he should use to win the Nobel Prize in physics." ”

"But..."

"Will someone leave a handle on it?" the middle-aged blonde woman asked, "once we are hyped by the media, we will be in a very embarrassing situation." ”

"So what?"

"Who are you going to give this year's Nobel Prize in Physics to?" the white-bearded old man asked, "Who of them can compare to Professor Xu Mang?"

truly

The detection of gravitational waves alone overwhelmingly crushes the whole field.

But the support rate is not high!

There is a problem with character.

At this point,

The phone rang in the conference room, and the white-bearded old man picked up the phone with a somewhat serious expression.

A few minutes later,

The white-bearded old man hung up the phone and said with a serious face: "It's decided... The winner of this year's Nobel Prize in Physics is Professor Xu Mang!"

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