Chapter 44: Judge Cui Gives Red Envelopes!!

When the Jade Emperor left, this group of immortals collectively opened the Jade Emperor Conference.

Yue Lao: "Why do you play a ranking, every time the Jade Emperor is a hero in seconds, I don't care if the lineup is woody or not! Lao Tzu has to play tanks and auxiliaries every time, and he doesn't lose the output when he chooses the C position, and the data is not half of me!"

Yang Jian: "Yesterday, the Jade Emperor chose Athena, and this Nima is called a person who can send it!"

Dead alive, alive and dead, sent to the earth and the heavens, anyway, if you don't accept it, you will do it!

His teammates scolded him, and he decisively sent more than 30 heads in that game......

I'm going to be by my uncle!"

Claireye: "You're pretty good!

Do you know what the result of his choice of Guan Yu was?

Guan Yu, the hero, rode a horse, and he was very fast to send people's heads. Others walked over little by little, and Guan Yu of the Jade Emperor was good, and rode out to send it off. At the same time, others can send three, and the Jade Emperor's Guan Yu can send five

The Jade Emperor's Guan Yu is simply a fan of confidence, a group of people opposite, his Guan Yu has a big move up, half blood or residual blood on the opposite side, and then ...... He was killed by the other side.

When he was done, he scolded me for cowardly and refused to go up and do it!

Nima, I'm about to cry, I don't dare to talk back!"

Nezha: "I don't know how much enmity the Jade Emperor has with the Great Sage, as long as he plays with the monkey, he will send it to death."

As soon as the monkey died, he was giggling there.

Nima, this havoc in the Heavenly Palace has been tens of thousands of years, and this thing is still here to hold a grudge!"

"The Jade Emperor's stealing tower Han Xin is the most pitiful!"

"Pull it down, the Jade Emperor's Luban is called a pit!"

"I'm hehe, you guys have never seen the Jade Emperor use the old master, right?"

A group of immortals complained about the ugly face of the Jade Emperor playing "Glory of Kings".

"Ahem......"

At this moment, after a cough, everyone looked up.

But I saw the Queen Mother walking from the back to the main hall with a serious face.

When the immortals saw it, their hearts were not good!

I'm afraid that the words of complaining about the Jade Emperor on my side have been heard by the Queen Mother!

The immortals all broke out in a cold sweat, kneeling on the ground and not daring to speak.

The Queen Mother sat down on the throne of Lingxiao, and said angrily: "The Jade Emperor's Daji is the most pitiful?

Such a simple hero is stunned that he can't put his skills, can you believe it?"

The immortals were stunned for a moment, and then the sound of the immortals' complaints sounded again in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

The Queen Mother waved her hand and said, "I decide, in the future, we will rank as early as possible!"

Don't play with the Jade Emperor!

Let's go to his sister's pit!

All the immortals I share will die!"

The immortals were overjoyed: "Long live the Queen Mother!!"

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The rest room of the harem of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

After the Jade Emperor returned to the palace, he asked all the maids to go down, and after making sure that the Queen Mother had not come, a smile like a chrysanthemum bloomed on his face, and he couldn't wait to take out his mobile phone and open "Glory of Kings".

"Master Luban is mentally retarded 25 ......"

"Take a handful of Lu Ban, let you mortals see how powerful I am!

Mortals!

Tremble!!"

The Jade Emperor smiled arrogantly and manipulated Lu Ban to go to the wild area to fight red.

Seeing that Hong was about to be beaten, a sword aura flew over......

Red is gone!

was reversed by the king of Lanling on the opposite side!

King Lanling: "Hahahaha, stupid Luban~~~~~!

The Jade Emperor is angry!

immediately manipulated Lu Ban to chase after him, and muttered when he was done: "Don't run!

The result can be imagined, the Jade Emperor sent a blood in anger!

Because the hero of the Lanling King is very restrained by Lu Ban, and the Jade Emperor really can't play, the result is that as soon as he comes online when he leaves the house, he will be killed by the invisible Lanling King in less than ten seconds!

The Jade Emperor is crazy!

"King Lanling, your uncle, I'm @¥%& (10,000 words omitted here)......"

After scolding, the Jade Emperor inadvertently clicked on a page.

That's the game's protocol page, and people don't usually look at it.

Coincidentally, the last page of the agreement reads: "If you need help, call the 110 helpline." ”

The Jade Emperor saw that the exclamation mark that appeared in the Lanling King came again, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly called 110.

Policeman: "Hey, hello, do you need any help?"

Jade Emperor: "Hey, 110? I'm being hunted down!

On the other end of the phone, the voice of the Jade Emperor with a crying voice came.

When the police heard it, okay, this is a big case!

Policeman: "Where are you now, who is after you, and what is your name?"

Jade Emperor: "I'm the Jade Emperor, now I'm squatting in the grass on the lower road!

King Lanling is coming to arrest me again!

Help me!

I don't want to be killed again!!"

Police: "......"

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......

The glory of kings is on fire in heaven!

However, because the immortals can't rush for coupons, most of them don't have skins.

Everybody wants skin.

On this day, when Lu Yifan was planning a new issue of The Voice, his mobile phone suddenly vibrated with a buzz!

"Such a violent vibration? Could it be that a new immortal has joined the group? I haven't had a new immortal join the group for a long time!"

Lu Yifan picked up his phone and looked at it.

"The Jade Emperor invited Judge Cui to join the Heavenly Court chat group. ”

It's actually the legendary Hell Judge Cui Yu!

Judge Cui is the number one person in the well-known Yin Cao Difu, dressed in a red robe, holding a life and death book in his left hand and a soul hooking pen in his right hand, specializing in the task of adding longevity to the good and returning the evil to the yin.

According to the tenth chapter of "Journey to the West", it is recorded: "Cui Jue is the minister of the first emperor of Taishang, first under the order of Cizhou, and then promoted to the waiter of the Ministry of Rites. In Japan, I have a good relationship with my ministers. ”

Before his death, he was an upright official, and after his death, he became the most trusted case judge of the king of Yama, in charge of the investigation department, rewarding the good and punishing the evil, managing the life and death of people, the crown of ancient and modern, he held the "life and death book" and the soul pen, just a little hook, who should die and who should live is only in the moment.

He was hand-picked by the Jizo Bodhisattva to be the successor of the local government, and this may be his right-hand man in the future, so it is necessary to stammer.

As soon as Judge Cui joined the group, the immortals began to shout.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The poor nuns have been in the group for a long time, and they have only sent red envelopes, and they have not received red envelopes yet.

Buddha Nyolai: "My Nyolai Divine Palm has long been hungry and thirsty!"

The third prince of Nezha: "Judge Cui, I heard that you have scavenged a lot of good things in the mortal world!

Judge Cui: "Khan...... I'm just a little judge, how can you immortals be rich!"

The third prince of Nezha: "Your judge's pen looks good......

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Your life and death book seems to be good......"

Yang Jian: "Your judge's hat looks good......

Howling Sky Dog: "Wang, your judge's order looks good......"

Judge Cui is about to cry!

Your sister's!

Am I not happy to join this group?

This is a bunch of bandits!

(End of chapter)