607 Anchor vs Kangaroo (3,000 words)

Two red kangaroos leaned on the support of their tails and kicked back and forth with their feet.

Pain is inevitable.

Imagine how strong the sprinter's feet are.

However, in order to compete for the right to mate.

They can only continue this endurance race.

Because the disparity in strength is not large.

And the female kangaroo lying under the tree to enjoy the shade, her head shaking, was already asleep.

It must be thinking, "Can you hurry up?" I'm in a hurry!

The kangaroo was fighting desperately, and the audience in Liu Wei's live broadcast room seemed to laugh out of a pig's cry, and all kinds of strange barrages were rolling rapidly.

Liu Wei got up and moved twice, his feet were almost numb, and it was not over yet, this was the longest battle he had ever seen.

It's just for a female kangaroo, do you use it?

In the eyes of kangaroos, it is a matter of face and strength.

"Brothers, I really have the feeling of watching the UFC, and whoever wins depends on will!"

Liu Weigang finished speaking.

The kangaroo on the left side was pushing at the same time, the two hind feet lifted, and kicked the opponent's abdomen violently, the opponent's body leaned forward, it quickly adjusted its body balance, but this kick was really unexpected, and it was defenseless, and finally the body shook and fell to the ground.

The red kangaroo found an opportunity, but it was also too anxious and began to chase and fight.

The kangaroo that fell to the ground had to flee in confusion.

The red kangaroo, standing in place, craned its neck again, its shoulders stretched outward, making an invincible appearance.

The escaped kangaroo took one last look back at the female kangaroo under the tree, and turned around and left, somewhat unconvinced.

"It's finally over!"

"The show has just begun!"

"Next is the paid time!"

"Anchor, remember to fight horses!"

The winning red kangaroo did not immediately go close to the female kangaroo to courtship and complete the mating as the audience expected.

Instead, he watched his opponent walk away, lying on his side on the ground, his two forefeet supporting his shoulders, his chin resting on the ground, and his eyes staring at the densely growing grass in front of him in a daze.

It's a little tired!

Seeing this, Liu Wei smiled and said, "Brothers, the red kangaroo has too much physical exertion, and it needs to rest and breathe steadily, I will go over now and try to see if I can establish a relationship of trust with it?"

The red kangaroo soon spotted Liu Wei.

Alertly raised his head, staring at Liu Wei and walking towards it.

"Hello!" Liu Wei waved his hand.

The red kangaroo kicked to its feet and made a "cough, cough, cough ......" sound.

"Don't be nervous, I happened to pass by to come and see you, you just fought so handsomely, I'm your fan!"

Liu Wei leaned forward while calming the red kangaroo's emotions.

At this time, the female kangaroo lying under the big tree also looked at Liu Wei.

There was some confusion on his face.

Could it be that he also came to woo him?

The female kangaroo's brain is a little hard to turn.

Am I so charismatic?

The male kangaroo's warning sound did not have a good effect, and he became more irritable, kicking the sand on the ground with his hind legs, warning Liu Wei in a fighting state.

Liu Wei explained to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Under normal circumstances, after this red kangaroo sees a human, it will immediately run away, run a certain distance and then look back to see the reaction of the human.

This is very similar to the sika deer and wild asses we have seen.

But it has been reminding me in extreme ways that its emotions have not calmed down, perhaps because the battle it has just made it too involved and has developed an extremely irritable mood.

Brothers, I'm in the past now, and I may be an adversary.

You must know that if the red kangaroo attacks me with all its might, it may be life-threatening if I don't dodge.

Both its hind and rear feet and its thick tail are formidable weapons!"

The red kangaroo had already shown the angry expression that it had just fought to face Liu Wei.

It turned around and faced Liu Wei.

Lift your right forefoot up.

The shoulders that are extended look very muscular.

Its mouth continues to emit a warning sound of "cough, cough~".

"Okay, I got it!" , Liu Wei waved at the red kangaroo and said, "Brothers, let's stay where we are first and let it get used to it!"

At this time, the female kangaroo, who was lying under the big tree to enjoy the shade, suddenly stood up and jumped out a few steps.

This unusual behavior attracted the attention of the male kangaroo, who looked back at the female kangaroo, and it saw that the female kangaroo was looking at Liu Wei.

The male kangaroo turned his head, and his eyes immediately changed when he looked at Liu Wei.

Kicking the ground again, the corners of his mouth twitching, his eyes narrowing into a slit.

Liu Wei felt a little bad when he saw it like this, "It shouldn't treat me as a rival in love, right?"

The male kangaroo jumped a few steps forward.

Liu Wei confirmed his own conjecture.

Hurriedly stretched out his hand to dissuade: "You may have misunderstood me, I didn't mean that!"

Pointing to the female kangaroo behind her, "I don't have any feelings for it! it's yours, it's yours!"

Two sentences were repeatedly emphasized.

The male kangaroo suddenly lowered his body and rushed towards Liu Wei.

Liu Wei pulled his legs and ran back, "It's over, brothers, it thought I was going to rob its daughter-in-law, and today I met an infatuated species!"

"Hahaha, sit back and wait for the anchor to be beaten by a kangaroo!"

"it!"

"Anchor Ah Wei asks to join the war!"

"Next up is our UFC upstart Ah Wei, who will face the 70kg champion Red Kangaroo!"

Liu Wei really doesn't want to with wild red kangaroos, he has long legs and long tails, and he can jump on a horse, but the jump is not a little high, and it feels more difficult to do it than catching a crocodile.

But what he didn't expect was that the red kangaroo had already chased after him like crazy, as if there was no safe distance between them, and they had to fight.

Liu Wei's sprinting speed can't be compared with the red kangaroo, and one step is equal to several steps for you to run.

In less than a minute, the red kangaroo caught up.

Liu Wei realized that he couldn't run, turned around to face the red kangaroo, stretched out his hand to stop him, and said, "Don't run, don't run, I think there is a misunderstanding between us, don't get excited, listen to my explanation!"

There was a sound of running from behind, and the female kangaroo followed.

After hearing the sound, the red kangaroo jumped in front of Liu Wei in one step, and without saying a word, the two forefeet pushed Liu Wei to the ground with a fierce push.

Liu Wei looked confused.

Isn't that unreasonable?

Besides, if you really want to do it, I'm not afraid, at least give a little reaction time!

The red kangaroo jumped in front of Liu Wei's eyes, his eyes defied him, and he looked arrogant.

"Or else, I'll let you push me and forget it, I know you're doing it for your girlfriend, let's discuss it!"

Liu Wei smiled and got up.

Before the smile came, the red kangaroo jumped in front of Liu Wei in one step, and this time directly hit the face!

"Don't hit someone in the face!", Liu Wei pretended to be angry, he didn't feel that the red kangaroo used too much power, maybe he was testing his strength.

The barrage of ridicule from the audience is never absent.

"Hit, kill Ah Wei!"

"What about your foolish Dafa? It doesn't work against kangaroos? Hahaha!"

"I've met Waterloo!"

"Don't be cowardly, we support you!"

"I'm laughing to death, you still want to reason with kangaroos!"

"Red Kangaroo: Who gave your guts to think about the old girl!"

As the sound of the female kangaroo running gets closer and closer, the male kangaroo's temper grows stronger, and he wants to solve things quickly, and he doesn't want to keep going on like before.

The two temptations of Liu Wei proved that Liu Wei was a rookie.

The red kangaroo is ready to go straight to the feet this time.

The tail rests on the ground, and the upper body is straight.

Liu Wei realized that this time he was real.

If the red kangaroo kicks in the chest, it is estimated that two ribs will be broken, and when it comes to the crotch, it will be directly cut off.

Liu Wei had to devote himself to this forced helpless and inexplicable battle.

Red kangaroos are fast and accurate.

The height of the male kangaroo's upright body is higher than that of Liu Weiren, and this is a ferocious blow, directly aiming at Liu Wei's fatal part - the chest.

"You have a face, don't you? want my life!" Liu Wei relied on his super fast reaction speed to dodge the attack of the red kangaroo, stood aside, set up the live broadcast mobile phone, stared at the red kangaroo and said, "Standing in front of you is the man who survived the mouth of the tiger and lion, and with your little three-legged cat kung fu, you also want to defeat me?"

Liu Wei wanted to make the audience watch a little happier, and bragged casually.

made a very powerful appearance in front of the red kangaroo, the red kangaroo understood a chicken feather, didn't know what Liu Wei was beeping, blinked his eyes, jumped up, and danced his front feet to beat Liu Wei.

Liu Wei bent over to dodge, his body shook, and he looked at the red kangaroo standing taller than him and said, "Let me show you what real boxing is?"

The pace and tentative punches were unleashed.

The red kangaroo watched Liu Wei's comic movements, stood motionless, and waited until Liu Wei relaxed a little, and then chased after him and beat him violently.

Although Liu Wei dodged quickly, it relied on the strength of its tail to support its body and attack up and down together.

You've got it!

Helpless, Liu Wei could only hug the red kangaroo, stretched out his foot and tripped, and directly threw the red kangaroo to the ground.

"Aren't you amazing?" began to provoke the red kangaroo that fell to the ground.

The red kangaroo stared at Liu Wei with surprised eyes, this force is just saving strength?

It felt like it was underestimating.

But at the moment, in its afterglow, the girlfriend is looking at it with anticipation and worry.

Lao Tzu wants to save face, especially in front of the female kangaroo.

The red kangaroo turned red in anger, jumped up slightly, and rushed towards Liu Wei again, using its best fist - small fist fist hammer chest.

Liu Wei stretched out his hand to block two punches, obviously feeling that the strength was a lot greater.

Turned his head to look at the female kangaroo watching the battle, a little disgusted, and said in his heart, "Can't you sleep under the tree?

Before he could turn his head back, the red kangaroo kicked Liu Wei in the stomach.

Liu Wei's afterglow noticed the attack, reacted quickly, and flipped to the left side and fell to the ground.