I saw that the old man's two long eyebrows, which were almost hanging to his mouth, kept stirring, the two eyes that were still smiling just now were almost popping out, his lips kept closing up and down, his hands kept gesturing, he would wipe his tears, he would poke Wang Wei and Erha's foreheads with his fingers, and he would beat his chest hard————

The old man's series of scolding words, coupled with his rich facial expressions and movements, directly made me stunned and opened my mouth wide.

Is this still the same old man just now? Is it a replacement? Schizophrenia?

Just scolding, the old man seemed to suddenly discover my existence, a dodge disappeared in place, and the next second he appeared in front of me, and he didn't stop, a hand on my shoulder, and when I reacted, I had appeared with him under the cast iron cross tied to Wang Wei and Erha.

"This little brother, you give the old man my evaluation, do you say my elf village is clean? Well, it's really clean, right? You also saw it when you came in, the clean and tidy environment of my elf village is thousands of years, tens of thousands of years of elf efforts to achieve, not to mention other our village, and has won the gold medal of the Three Realms Environmental Sanitation Competition, do you know? Gold medal! Gold medal! And the trophy is still in our village, and the pennant is still hanging in my house.........

This elf world also engages in environmental sanitation evaluations? They also hang pennants? This is a rare thing, and I heard him say that this is a tradition of tens of thousands of years, and it seems that they still teach us whether the environmental sanitation evaluation of human beings is good or not. In response to the old man's machine-gun-like question, I just nodded my head and answered with a serious expression.

"But, little brother, look, come and see, it's these two cowards, they actually scribble on our public facilities, and what's more serious is this dog, he actually defecates in a public place, do you say it's angry?

"Annoying, very undeserved!" I replied firmly, looking at the old man's inquiring gaze.

"That is, their behavior is unforgivable, I welcome you to my elven village, but you can't mess around like this? The behavior of these two two goods is like someone coming to your house as a guest, okay, this meal is eaten, turn around and scribble on the wall of your living room, and you are afraid of soaking urine in your living room, you say, little brother, this kind of person, what should you do?"

I didn't pay attention to it just now, but now when I hear the old man say it, I really saw a line of crooked Arabic numerals on his face, how did these two two people write words on his face? Asleep? Following the old man's words, I replied firmly, "Kick him in the ass and kick him out." Hearing my answer, Wang Wei and Erha kept making a "woo woo" sound.

"You two cowards, don't whine, I think this little brother is right, he should have kicked your ass, but this is sparing you. I'm ashamed of the ancestors of my elf village, and the environmental sanitation trophy may not be guaranteed for so many years. Listen, today I will spare you for the sake of this little brother's face."

Hearing this, Wang Wei and Erha both breathed a long sigh of relief.

"But! the original punishment remains the same, and you two are responsible for me to clean up all the words written and the pee that I have spied, and I am not allowed to leave the elven village unless I am clean!

Hearing the old man's words, I saw that Wang Wei and Erha both showed frightened eyes, and then they all looked at me vigorously.

"This little brother, you say it's okay for me to punish them like this, right?"

I think it's just cleaning, why did Wang Wei and Erha have such a big reaction? Could it be that the problem lies in the original punishment?

"Uncle, what is your original punishment?"

I have counted that they have written a total of 138,132,676 characters, one hair per word, and it is almost the same as plucking out their hair. After the old man finished speaking, he did not forget to ask me with a serious expression if it was reasonable.

"I want this punishment to be reasonable, it's no problem at all, people like this kind of people who have no quality and don't care for environmental sanitation need people like you, uncle, so that they can completely eradicate their bad habits!"

After speaking, I rolled up my sleeves and said to the old man, "Uncle, do you want a helper?" Do you say, do you pull them off one by one, or do you pull them off one by one?"

"One by one!"

"Gotcha!"

In the frightened eyes of Wang Wei and Erha, I slowly walked towards the two of them, and only a howl of pain remained.

I have to say that this hair pulling is indeed a job that needs to test patience and physical strength, and with the efforts of the old man, me, and Uncle Hua, it took nearly three hours to complete the hair removal work of the two goods. At my suggestion, the old man summoned the hundred or so clones again, and with their assistance, a hundred or so people took turns to complete the hair removal work, otherwise they might not be able to do it even if it took a week.

After the completion of the work, I looked at the appearance of the two and two goods and almost died of laughter, this Wang Wei is a little better, there is no hair and eyebrows, and the other parts of the clothes are covered as soon as I wear them, I really can't wear a hat to cover everything, but this two ha, the fat body is now standing in front of me and dragging his iconic tongue, this shape is making me unable to hold back from laughing. Even Uncle Hua, who had been following the old man respectfully, couldn't help laughing.

The two and two goods didn't speak, and kept staring at us with complaining eyes.

"Well, the punishment is over, now it's time for you to go about cleaning, eh, remember, you can't leave me a single drop of urine, or you two won't want to get out of the elven village for half a step." ”

Seeing Wang Wei and Erha walking down the pyramid, the old man turned around and walked towards the bottom of the golden tower, and Uncle Hua followed closely behind him.

After a few steps, he suddenly turned back to me and said, "Boy, what's your name?"

"Ye Tian"

"Ye Tian! The old man's name is Xiaotian, I have a relationship with you, if you have anything in the future, you can go to the elf village to find me, I won't send you, I'm also tired, I'm going back to rest." Turning around and about to leave, he saw Uncle Hua following behind him, raised his eyebrows and scolded Uncle Hua, "You coward, what are you doing with me?" Go and go, go out and see how the two cowards outside are doing, show me a good look, if there is a slight mistake, I will ask you!"

Seeing that the old man raised his hand to hit himself, Uncle Hua's head shrank, and the whole person flashed to the side.

Seeing Uncle Hua dodge away, the old man laughed and then kicked Uncle Hua's ass with a kick "Go quickly"

"Yes, yes, yes," Uncle Hua agreed repeatedly, and chased out in the direction where Wang Wei and Erha left.

Looking at the back of Uncle Hua in the distance, the old man named Xiaotian shook his head and laughed, when Uncle Hua's figure disappeared at the entrance of the underground space, the old man slowly said to me, "Little girl, let's talk?"

"Okay! Grandpa Xiaotian" Grandpa's voice sounded, no, I, I'm dizzy again.

When I woke up again, I don't know how long it had been, I was still standing at the top of the pyramidal building, the old man named Xiaotian had disappeared, and there was a crystal statue standing not far from me, on the statue was an old man, with kind eyebrows, with smiling eyebrows almost hanging to the corners of his mouth, and the beard on his chin was cut off by Qi Brush, who is this statue not Xiaotian?

Eh, why do I have two things in my hands?

"This is from Grandpa Xiaotian to Erha and Wang Wei! Let you wait for them to clean up the environment before giving it to them, he asked you to tell them that this thing is a reward for them to clean the elf village, as long as you open it in an emergency, you can save your life, don't open it usually!"

"What happens when you open it?"

"I don't know," the aunt chuckled.

"Grandma, can you tell me what you just said to that old man who laughs?" I tentatively wanted to ask something from my aunt.

"It's nothing, it's just a matter of discussing your character"

"What? Discuss my character? Why do you want to discuss me! Discuss why I don't face me, behind this is saying that people are ready to do things, is it saying anything bad about me? I just see that old man is not a good bird, aunt and grandmother, don't listen to him, I am a good person, this character is absolutely no problem, if there is a problem, it is definitely the old man who laughs at the sky, gossiping about people, telling right and wrong, I have seen a long-tongued woman, but I have never seen a long-tongued man." After saying that, I looked towards the statue, and saw that the statue of the old crystal man had moved to my side for some time, and it was dragging a crystal tongue more than a meter long.

What's going on?

"Bang" my ass was firmly kicked.

"You coward, get out of here, or I'll leave you with me!" the old man's voice sounded.

I rubbed my ass and walked in the direction of the door, this aunt is not authentic, I am your own nephew, you tell me if the old man is not gone!

"I didn't say that people said bad things about you, you were thinking about it!

I looked at the two crystal bottles in my hand, and saw a faint smoke in the bottles fluttering, what could this be? I asked my aunt again, she lost contact with her old man again, and when I saw that my aunt and grandmother did not respond, I walked towards the exit in a huff.

Back on the ground, I found Wang Wei and others at the entrance of the village, only to see that it didn't take long for the two to start their work, this Wang Wei was kneeling on the ground and wiping the urine on the ground, and Erha was using magic to repair the handwriting engraved by Wang Wei, Mei'er also led the little foxes to help sort out some of the things that the two of them had turned over and fell to the ground.

"Dude———— I was about to ask Wang Wei what was going on, when I heard me call him, Wang Wei turned around with frightened eyes and drew a gesture at me not to speak, his gesture did not fall A colorful cloud suddenly appeared above his head, and several lightning bolts shot out from the colorful clouds, directly slashing at him and Erha, and the two fell to the ground and kept twitching.

Behind the direction of the tower came the voice of Uncle Hua, I looked back, only to see that at the top of the tower, Uncle Hua was lying on a deck chair holding a bunch of grapes in his hand, a grape did not spit out the skin and seeds after the stomach, opened his mouth to us and said, "You two goods listen to me, clean up well, if you dare to be lazy again, I will kill you, do you hear?"

This old man, there is still a respectful look just now, I smiled bitterly and shook my head, isn't this the tiger and monkey in the mountains to dominate the king? It seems that this Wang Wei's treasure can't be brought out.

Seeing that Wang Wei and the others had no time to get rid of the environmental sanitation here, and Ding Dahan and the parrot were still waiting on the island in the middle of the lake, I explained the situation to Uncle Hua and Mei'er and left the elf village first.