Looking at the news of swiping the screen, Lu Yifan called it a beautiful thing in his heart!

Opening the Treasure Pavilion, Lu Yifan was about to check the two red envelopes of Sister Guanyin that he had grabbed, but a prompt message suddenly popped up on his mobile phone.

"The Taishang Laojun of the Heavenly Court chat group asked to add you as a friend, do you agree?"

"I'm rubbing, what's the situation?" Lu Yifan was a little surprised.

"What's wrong with Yifan? isn't it...... I just sucked too hard, did it hurt you?" Bai Lan in the bed was about to stick out her head with an apologetic face, but was pressed down again by Lu Yifan.

"It's nothing, Sister Lan, you continue!" Lu Yifan said.

Could it be that this Taishang Laojun also realized that he was a mortal?

No matter, anyway, let's add it first!

Agree!

Taishang Laojun: "Sao Nian, don't be afraid! This seat has long known that you are not from the Heavenly Court."

The previous red envelope was also deliberately grabbed by this seat with a little means. ”

"! Before I could speak, this old man guessed my thoughts, worthy of being the same level as the Buddha, and even more powerful than the Jade Emperor!" Lu Yifan said in shock.

Taishang Laojun: "This seat not only knows what you are thinking now, but also knows that there is a big beauty under you as a ruffian, right?"

Day!

Lu Yifan immediately covered Bai Lan's delicate body as white as mutton fat jade with a quilt.

He felt as if he was being watched at this moment, and his heart was very awkward.

Taishang Laojun: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this seat has been practicing for hundreds of millions of years, and I have long been not interested in the affairs of this man and woman."

The reason why I added you as a friend is because I want to guide you in your cultivation!"

"Nani, why do you want to guide me in my cultivation? Could it be the old routine in the first movie, asking me to maintain the peace of the mortal world?" Lu Yifan thought with black lines on his head.

Taishang Laojun: "That's right! Now our immortal mana is so strong that we can't descend to the mortal world, otherwise, with the current mortal world's bearing capacity, we will be instantly oppressed by our powerful mana and collapse into a sphere."

This is also the reason why the Jade Emperor repeatedly severely punished the immortals.

Now there are still many ancient demons left in the mortal world, and it just so happens that you have joined the Heavenly Court chat group by mistake.

So Sao Nian, it is all up to you to maintain peace in the mortal world!"

Lu Yifan: "With my little mana, is it enough for those big demons to slap me?"

Taishang Laojun: "Don't worry, there are not many big demons, maybe you won't meet one in your life." I'm teaching you to cultivate just in case. ”

Lu Yifan: "If you say so, it's quite reliable." Then please ask Lao Jun to guide me one or two!"

Taishang Laojun: "Don't panic! Sao Nian, if you want me to guide you, you need to worship me as a teacher first, and kneel and bow to me three times and bow nine times." ”

Lu Yifan: "Is this necessary? Haven't you already seen through the red dust?"

Taishang Laojun: "I am a Taoist priest, not a monk!

Lu Yifan: "Okay, okay, I'll salute!"

As he spoke, Lu Yifan patted Bai Lan's beautiful back, helped her put on the quilt, and then put on a pair of pants himself, clicked on the big avatar of Taishang Laojun, and began to kneel and knock.

Bai Lan looked at the avatar, and the whole person was not good.

It was a portrait of an old man with white hair fluttering, but compared to a pair of scissor hands, it was not a serious old man at first glance.

"Yifan, what are you doing here?" Bai Lan wondered.

"I'm learning from a teacher, Sister Lan, you wait for me for a while, and I'll be fine right away." "Lu Yifan said.

After kneeling three times and knocking nine times, the Taishang Laojun in the heavenly court pointed a little finger, and a ray of light went straight from the heavenly court to the world!

In Lu Yifan's mind, many quaint patterns suddenly appeared.

Those patterns are all about the key to the cultivation of the exercises, as well as some knowledge of alchemy, talisman making, and array.

And the one in his phone has become!

Taishang Laojun: "This Guanyin Bodhisattva is the exercise she realized from the creation of my Taoist friend.

But she has only comprehended less than half of the essence of the original.

Now I will pass on all the cultivation techniques and know-how to you, hoping that you will become strong as soon as possible and become a member of my Heavenly Court. ”

Hearing this, Lu Yifan knelt down three times and knocked nine times again, and said happily and convincingly: "Thank you, Master!"

Taishang Laojun: "You go on, I still have to go to alchemy, Sao Nian, come on!"

After saying that, Taishang Laojun had no news to send.

Lu Yifan is still a little confused.

Who is Taishang Laojun?

One of the three dignified clears!

The Jade Emperor and the Buddha have to give three points of courtesy when they see it!

He actually became his disciple!

That's a bit of a sparkle!

After extracting it from the Treasure Pavilion, Lu Yifan settled down and immediately began to cultivate cross-legged in accordance with the mental method.

After a week of mental work.

Lu Yifan was surprised to find that a fierce qi appeared in his body!

That qi is like a giant dragon constantly swimming in its own strange meridians and eight veins.

On the second week of the mental method's operation, that qi was transported a few times in his body.

Lu Yifan can clearly feel that his Shi Dan is stronger than before!

And that breath seems to be able to rush out of the body and release it!

According to the trick of the exercises, Lu Yifan slapped the Tianling cover with two fingers and pinched a few Dharma seals.

Rumble!

The next moment, a strong murderous aura, like an entity, was released furiously!

Caught off guard, Bai Lan was shrouded in this murderous aura.

In her mind, all sorts of terrifying visions appeared!

She seems to have seen a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, and she saw that she was surrounded by countless demons and monsters, strong X, tortured and killed, and devoured!

All kinds of negative emotions envelop her!

She had a nervous breakdown at one point, but she just ended her life early!

Fortunately, Lu Yifan found it in time and put away his murderous aura, and then pressed his hands on Bai Lan's beautiful back and entered the warm true yuan.

This expelled the murderous aura in her body.

Bai Lanqiao's face was pale, panting, and the plump twin peaks snuggled up and down violently in Lu Yifan's arms and said, "Just now, what's wrong with me?"

Lu Yifan stroked Bai Lan's hair and said apologetically: "It's all my fault, I shouldn't have used murderous energy in front of you." ”

After calming down for a long time, Bai Lan hugged Lu Yifan like a little woman and said, "No matter! you actually treated me like that just now, you have to compensate me!"

Lu Yifan laughed and said: "Sister Lan, whatever you want, just say it! Even if it's a star in the sky, I can pick it off for you!"

Bai Lanqiao wiped a smile on her face, lay flat on the bed, learned Lu Yifan's usual tone, and said like an uncle: "What do you want? Little handsome guy, I want you to serve the old lady comfortably tonight!"

Come here, sit up, and move yourself!"

Lu Yifan couldn't cry or laugh.

"Mrs. Shi, the poor monk is here!"