Chapter 84: Buy Me a Mobile Phone

On a square bench near the sea, a young man in a black tracksuit sat upright.

No one knows where he sat for how long or who he was waiting for.

When he was bored, he stood up and moved his body, and then sat down in his chair again.

Maybe he was so strange that so many people went back and forth, and no one sat next to him.

Then.

Diagonally opposite, two fashionably dressed girls looked at him and smirked, and he subconsciously looked down at his dress, feeling that there was nothing abnormal.

But the two girls kept staring at her and giggling.

He had to pretend not to care, closing his eyes and clasping his hands on his chest.

Then the two girls pushed each other and walked over.

"Little brother, can I add you on WeChat?" one of the girls asked politely and gently.

The closed-eyed youth frowned and said nothing.

The girl was stunned for a moment, thinking that she was too quiet, so she raised her voice and repeated: "Little brother, can you add a WeChat?"

The young man opened his eyes and said coldly, "Are you talking to me?"

The girl smiled awkwardly and nodded.

"What is WeChat?" asked the young man suspiciously, how to add it.

The girl wanted to say something more, but before she could open her mouth, she was pulled away by another girl.

"Forget it, you see that he doesn't want to give it to you like that, why bother with a hot face and a cold ass. ”

"But ......"

"Nothing, listen to me. ”

How suddenly you come, how sudden.

The young man looked at the two people who left, full of question marks, he really didn't know what WeChat was, and he also wanted to help them add that WeChat, but he didn't know what to do.

He looked up at the sky and muttered to himself, "Can't you keep up with the times?"

It's been a long time since he's been in the world, and when was the last time he came.

I can't remember, I just remember that there was a person who was very good at writing poetry in the world at that time, and he was called an immortal.

He suddenly had the urge to wander around, but he thought of waiting for someone, so he suppressed this urge and chose to continue to sit.

......

"Look, this is so interesting!" Gao Nannan held his mobile phone and looked at the selfie with special effects on the screen with bright eyes.

Xu Zhiyu shook his head and sighed, thinking in his heart that women are really the same.

"Wow, this dress looks so good, this one looks good too" Gao Nannan excitedly shared the things on her mobile phone that she thought were novel.

The corners of Xu Zhiyu's mouth twitched, he shouldn't have taught her to play with her mobile phone, but then again, how could someone who didn't know how to practice her mobile phone could read simplified characters.

Curiously asked, "How do you recognize the words on it?"

"That's what you say. Gao Nannan pointed to the words on the phone and said.

Xu Zhiyu nodded.

Gao Nannan continued: "We have learned. ”

"Do you learn this?"

"That's right, the owner of the island said that you can't get out of the times......" Gao Nannan said after comparing his scissor hands and taking a selfie.

......

The young man sitting on the bench in the square suddenly looked in one direction, and he felt a familiar atmosphere.

Then he got up and walked over there.

Not long after he left, he saw the figure that had made him wait for a long time.

He stopped.

The man saw him too.

The man was stunned and trotted up.

"Brother Chen, you're here, hahaha. Xu Zhiyu grabbed his shoulder and said happily, he still thought he wouldn't come.

The man who was called Brother Chen by him pushed away the hand he put on his shoulder, and said with a disgusted face: "Don't I come, do you think I want to come, it's not forced." ”

"Hahaha, the Queen Mother of the West is really kind, when I am free another day, I will definitely go to see her old man's house. Xu Zhiyu said with a smile.

"Anyway, the one who can help you is a kind person, so I'm not a kind person, right?"

"Another one?" Chen Lao looked at Gao Nannan who walked slowly, and teased in a low voice.

"You have what you say, what do you mean to change another one......" Xu Zhiyu pretended to be aggrieved, and then said: "By the way, what happened to the two of them in Yaochi." ”

"They, don't talk about it, Wu Lilin is fine, Wu Lili is a little witch, you don't know, since she hit her to Yaochi, there is not a single yellow crane in Yaochi that has not been harmed by her, among which there are more than 20 of them plucked by her, and there are as many as 12 yellow cranes eaten by her!"

"Hmm, what about the beginning, why can't I feel its breath? ”

"I mortgaged it. Xu Zhiyu scratched his head and said.

When he heard this, he looked surprised: "What? You have mortgaged it at the beginning!"

Xu Zhiyu pointed to what happened.

Gao Nannan, who has already walked here, is quietly playing time on the side.

"In this way, this time's opponent is the Six Realms again. The old disgruntled anger asked.

"Uh~ yes. Xu Zhiyu said embarrassedly.

"I can't help, take my leave. "The old stuff is leaving.

Xu Zhiyu grabbed him and whispered in his ear.

There was a hint of a smile on the old angry face.

"By the way, what is WeChat, how to add that thing. ”

Xu Zhiyu looked puzzled, he didn't know why he was asking this, was he going to fall too, this was not in line with his style.

"WeChat is an app that can be used for instant messaging. ”

The old looked at Xu Zhiyu in confusion and asked, "What does instant messaging APP mean?" ”

Xu Zhiyu slapped his forehead, hey, another idiot in life.

He had no choice but to briefly popularize the old science, and casually talked about what new things are in the world now.

"You mean, Master Shande also watches live broadcasts?" Chen Jiu asked excitedly when he heard Xu Zhiyu say that Shande likes to watch live broadcasts.

Xu Zhiyu was speechless, and Gao Nannan next to him finally saw a person who was even more ignorant than herself, and immediately showed up, handing over what Xu Zhiyu taught her today to the old one.

Two people who are detached from the world, talk with relish.

Suddenly, the old man stretched out his hand and said, "I want it too!"

"What do you want? Xu Zhiyu asked.

"Why don't I have a phone? The old man said angrily.

Xu Zhiyu wiped his face, and then turned out the empty pocket: "Look, I have no money." ”

"I don't care, you have to find a way. After taking a look at it, he said confidently.

"Don't listen to him, in the current era, you don't need cash, just bought me a mobile phone, he just used his mobile phone to sweep it, just do it. Gao Nannan dismantled the platform on the side.

“......”

When he met someone unladylike, Xu Zhiyu sighed in his heart at this time: "What kind of strange things I have encountered, one is more wonderful than the other." ”

When he heard this, he patted Xu Zhiyu on the shoulder vigorously, and said viciously: "If you don't buy me a mobile phone, then don't think about begging me to help you!"