Chapter 797: Do Unto Others as You Do Unto Yourself
Shihua saw that it was Zhang Zi'an who came in instead of the stinky orange cat, and his gaze still crossed his body, staring at the door vigilantly.
She turned on the switch of the shower and rinsed her body over and over again, trying to wash away the stubborn smell of cat urine.
"Aze-An, borrow me the shower gel!" she said, pointing to the shower gel on the shelf.
He handed her the shower gel, though he didn't know if the mermaid's use of the shower gel would cause skin allergies or anything like that......
Shihua squeezed out a little shower gel, put it in his palm and sniffed it, rubbed it again, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Is there any kind of shower gel that will make a lot of bubbles in the bathtub?"
"That's it...... The one that needs a special shower gel, ordinary shower gel can't make so many bubbles. Zhang Zi'an opened the bathroom cabinet, found the leftover bath bomb from the corner, and taught her how to use it.
Shihua did the same, and in a short time, the entire bathtub was filled with rich bubbles, and even her hair was stained with snow-white bubbles.
"Wha!
Zhang Zi'an took a mop to wipe off the water stains on the ground, otherwise when he walked out, the house would be full of footprints with water.
In addition, he is also very distressed about the water bill, and now he basically has to change the water in the bathtub every day, and sometimes even two tanks.
He sighed: "You two can really toss, sooner or later you will have to collapse the house......"
"It provoked me first!" Shihua crossed his hands on his hips and said unconvinced, "I'm a pacifist, if it weren't for the fat orange cat every time he provoked me first, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to it!"
"But if you keep calling it a fat orange cat, of course he's going to be angry. Zhang Zi'an asked rhetorically, "Do you like to be called stinky salted fish?"
"Ah-Ze'an, do you want to fight too?" she glared angrily with round apricot eyes.
Zhang Zi'an smiled calmly: "Look, you are very angry when you are called a stinky salted fish, so it has the right to be angry when it is called a fat orange cat, right?"
"Yes...... But it's a fat orange cat!, why can't it be called?" she was still unconvinced.
"Then you smell yourself, isn't it smelly?" Zhang Zi'an replied with a question, "Why can't you call you stinky salted fish?"
Without smelling, Shihua knew that the smell on her body was unpleasant, but this was the smell of urine brought by cat litter, not her own smell.
"I don't stink at all! it's not my smell!" she retorted in a fierce tone.
Zhang Zi'an imitated her tone, "But Fina is not very fat, besides, it is not an orange cat, its fur is obviously golden, it is a primitive Egyptian cat, can't you tell the difference between orange and gold?"
"Anyway, it's pretty much ......," her momentum vanished most of her momentum.
Although her body is like a young girl in her prime, her mind is just a naughty child.
Children always like to give others nicknames, if it is a well-intentioned nickname, but it is often an insulting nickname based on the physical or psychological shortcomings of others, but they ignore the trauma that the nickname may cause to the other person's heart, so that the other party will hold a grudge, and even after many years, it will not be forgotten.
Zhang Zi'an said earnestly: "There is an old Chinese saying......"
"Don't you say it unexpectedly?" she answered.
“…… Who told you?" he asked dumbly.
"When that woman named Xiaoxue came to the live broadcast, I listened to you - my ears are very smart!" she playfully flicked her dark green curls and flicked the foam in all directions.
Zhang Zi'an coughed dryly, "Cough! Actually, it's not ......."
"That is, 'if you are poor, you will put aside your disputes, and if you are poor, you will be able to do it since ancient times'?" she continued.
"It's neither!'It's 'do unto others what you don't want to do to yourself'!" Zhang Zi'an wanted to pretend to be forced, but he didn't expect to be embarrassed by her answer, and said that this guy's ears are too smart, and she can hear him clearly when he speaks downstairs, can he still let people pretend to be forced?
"What does that mean?" she asked, puzzled.
This means that if you don't want to be treated like this by others, don't treat others like this. Zhang Zi'an first explained the original meaning, and then appeared to say, "You don't want to be called a stinky salted fish by Fina, so why do you want to call it a fat orange cat? You don't want to accept the insulting nickname, and it doesn't want to accept it either." Think about it, isn't that the truth?"
Shihua puffed out his cheeks and wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, he didn't know how to refute.
I'm a mermaid, and I'm not a cat everywhere—she thought to herself, and besides, I don't stink.
But what Zhang Zi'an said seems to be right, the orange cat is actually not very fat, of course fatter than her, and it is not orange, of course she can tell what is orange and what is gold.
In fact, the sentence "ten orange cats, nine fat, and one collapsed kang" was said by a few children at the beach, because she thought it was catchy and very interesting, so she remembered it, and blurted out it without thinking the moment she saw Fina.
Her mind couldn't turn for a while, and she didn't want to speak.
Zhang Zi'an didn't force her to admit her mistake right away, otherwise it would arouse her rebellious psychology.
He changed the subject and raised the box of the mobile phone from behind him, "By the way, the mobile phone you wanted, I bought it." ”
"Really, I want it, I want it, give it to me!"
Shihua immediately put the question behind her, stretched out her hands impatiently, stared at the phone case, and propped herself up, as if she was about to get up from the bathtub, but immediately slipped back, after all, she had no legs, and her lower body was a large piece of slippery fish scales.
"Wait a minute, I'll say okay first - your hands are full of foam, although this mobile phone has a certain waterproof ability, but the charger is not waterproof, and you will become a boiled fish if you leak electricity!" Zhang Zi'an warned.
"It won't leak! I'll be careful!" she said like a child anxious to get a toy, making meaningless promises, but the charger would inevitably leak when it comes into contact with water, and she said that it didn't count.
Zhang Zi'an opened the box in front of her and turned on the phone, "The phone can be given to you, but the charger should be placed outside, if you need to charge, just call me, and I will charge it for you - but it can only be charged once a day at most." ”
"Why?" she wrinkled her nose in dissatisfaction.
"Because this is my house, have you paid the electricity bill?" Zhang Zi'an asked rhetorically.
She rolled her eyes, "A-Ze'an is stingy!"
Zhang Zi'an felt that if there were no restrictions, she would definitely play with her mobile phone from morning to night every day, without stopping for a moment.
The unopened new mobile phone basically has about half of the battery, Zhang Zi'an simply checked the pre-installed app in the mobile phone, and uninstalled all the useless.
"What are you doing?" Shihua asked with a blank look, "Give me your phone!"
"Right now, wait a minute - aren't you going to watch the live stream? I'll have to install the live app for you, otherwise what do you think?" he replied casually.
If it had been before, he probably wouldn't have agreed to her request to watch the live broadcast, because the content of the live broadcast is uneven, and not all of them are suitable for children who lack judgment.
However, recently, with the country's rounds of dimensionality reduction and crackdown, live broadcast platforms have successively improved, entered the track of formal development, and successively launched a parental control mode for minors, in which you can only see the content of all ages screened out by the live broadcast platform, and the TV content rating is still far away......
It was with this in mind that Zhang Zi'an agreed to her request.
He installed the app of the live broadcast platform where Xiaoxue was on his mobile phone, and he felt that this platform was not bad, so he installed Shihua's mobile phone as well.
"Alright, here you go. When he got it done, he handed her the phone.
"Wow! I have a mobile phone! I have a mobile phone!" Shihua danced with joy and held his mobile phone very carefully.
"By the way, does that fat orange cat have a cell phone?" she asked, blinking her sparkling eyes.
Zhang Zi'an replied truthfully: "No." ”
"Hee-hee! that fat orange cat has been showing off its diamond ring in front of me all day, and now I have something it doesn't have!" she was overjoyed, and looked at the bathroom door again, as if she was hoping that Fina would show up again, so that she could show it off.
She knew that Fina was in an unusual position in the shop, and seemed to be treated favorably at every turn, and now there was finally something she could beat it.
Zhang Zi'an saw that the time was not early, and estimated that the lunch box should be delivered, so he wanted to go downstairs to eat.
"Wait a minute!"
The placket of his shirt was grabbed from behind, and when he looked back, the foam between Shihua's fingers was stained on the placket of his shirt.
"What else?" he asked.
"This ...... How do you use your phone?" she stared at her phone with a sad face.
She has only seen other people using their mobile phones from TV and passers-by outside the window, and she has never operated it herself, and she doesn't know what to do in the face of different icons, like a tiger eating a hedgehog - she can't tell it.
"Okay. ”
Zhang Zi'an sent a message to Lu Yiyun, asking them to eat first when the meal came, don't wait for him, then took a towel to wipe the water and foam off the edge of the bathtub, sat down sideways, pointed to the icons on the screen and said: "It's actually very simple, you just need to remember the few icons - for example, this is to watch the live broadcast." ”
He took Xiaoxue's live broadcast room as an example, and simply introduced to her the operation method of the live broadcast app, how to follow a live broadcast room, what is a barrage, and helped her apply for an account to watch the live broadcast.
Xiaoxue is currently not live broadcast, and can only see the previous footage.
Shihua is very smart, it didn't take a few minutes to learn, and he was very skillful in launching and exiting the app.
"Ah-Ze'an, what are these icons for?" she asked, pointing to the icons at the bottom of the homepage.
"Oh, this is a call, text, contact and other functions, but at the moment there is no phone card in the phone, and I can't make calls or send text messages. Zhang Zi'an introduced.
"Then how can I call?" Shihua asked.
Zhang Zi'an was stunned, "Who do you want to call?"
Shihua's expression was gloomy, "I want to call Oba and tell him that Shihua is lonely. ”