Chapter 173: Winning the championship is like drinking water
National media: "Lu Yifan kicked the head of the player of the baseball country, proving that the country's physique is stronger than the baseball country"
British media: "Huaxia Police Favor Lu Yifan!"
Australian media: "Shocked! Indignant! Protest!"
Stick Media: "Murderer! Huaxia Guolu Yifan's Retaliation!"
Mi Media: "The Most Terrible Revenge - Legal Killing!"
There was a lot of heated discussion.
Even Bangguo issued more than 100 news releases in a row, all of which were reprimanding Lu Yifan's violent behavior.
The country also extended invitations to media from all over the world.
I want them to stink Lu Yifan together.
However.
What the Bangguo media never expected was.
This time, the media and netizens from other countries unanimously praised Lu Yifan!
Lu Yifan was happy when he saw the media reports from other countries in the world.
"World peace depends on the stick country, this is really true!"
Half a month passed in a flash.
Lu Yifan during this period, if God helps!
Winning the championship again and again, setting world records again and again!
Men's single diving!
Lu Yifan spun in the air for more than 70 weeks, and by the way, he took out a box of instant noodles and ate it, and then chose to fall!
The most shocking thing is!
When he fell into the water, there was no splash at all!
It's as if the water has never made waves!
Bicycle!
The bicycle under Lu Yifan's feet is like Hot Wheels!
The helicopter in the sky, the sports car on the ground, can't catch up with him if you chase him hard!
Along the way, everyone saw a crazy, sparkling bicycle running on the road!
By the time he finally won the championship, the runners who started at the same time as Lu Yifan had just started 100 meters.
And Lu Yifan's bicycle finally lost even the iron rim of the wheel.
Judo!
Lu Yifan was standing there, and the opponent couldn't defeat him at all.
And Lu Yifan has one hand, just like the Hulk in "The Avengers" and Loki.
Directly cripple the opponent!
Taekwondo all the way to the opponent's surrender again!
There are also combat sports such as karate and wrestling.
Everyone knows that Lu Yifan's strength is incomparably huge, and he can easily blow people's heads, and no one dares to compete with this killing god anymore.
Fencing competition!
Everyone knows that the fencers wear thick iron armor.
This armor, even if you are a strong man, will not be able to pierce the sword into it.
That's why athletes from all over the world dare to compare with Lu Yifan, a killing god.
It's a pity that Lu Yifan still pierced the chest of a baseball country movement with a sword!
The armor was in front of him, like an ornament!
Golf!
Hole-in-one!
Kayaking!
Lu Yifan rowed directly, and the kayak rode the wind and waves, faster than an airplane, and faster than a moving car!
All the way to the finish line!
Football!
Everyone in the world knows that Lu Yifan can abuse the team led by the World Footballer.
The Huaxia team, which everyone is not optimistic about, has a scene that makes people laugh and cry.
The opponent is surrendering and surrendering!
Abstain and abstain!
Even Lu Yifan didn't play a game, and he won the championship directly!
Basketball game!
Lu Yifan only used one trick.
No matter where the opponent is, he can run over and grab the ball.
Then throw the ball on the spot.
The ball went in.
This results in the score of the Chinese team every time at least 100 points more than other teams!
Shoot.
Lu Yifan took a piece of cloth and blindfolded him.
Shoot the bullseye with your eyes closed.
Tennis.
Lu Yifan likes the comic book "The Prince of Tennis".
So I used a lot of tricks in it.
But because the strength is not well controlled every time, every time I use tennis to either shoot the opponent in the head, or penetrate the opponent's body.
At one point, he even hit a black hole with a tennis ball and sucked his opponent in.
Another time he summoned the undead and ate the opponent.
Volleyball.
Every time, Lu Yifan serves and scores.
Because his ball is so powerful, any opponent who wants to block the ball will be shocked to death by the cracked bones of his whole body.
So it's a perfect score every time!
Throw the discus.
Everyone else is based on the meter.
And the deer threw it away......
Well, I threw it from Huaxia, and the next day I found the discus on the head of the statue of a free girl in the United States.
Weightlifting.
Everyone else counts their results in kilograms.
When it comes to Lu Yifan, he directly uses tons as the unit of measurement.
It scared the referee out of the way.
Ping pong.
Originally, Lu Yifan didn't want to play.
Because table tennis is the national sport of China.
He wasn't needed to play at all.
But the two champions, Ma Long and Zhang Jike, have to compete with him.
There was no way, Lu Yifan could only make a move.
Fight with Marlon.
Lu Yifan stood in a corner, not moving.
Every time Malone serves, no matter where he serves.
The ball was like being attracted by a magnet, and it automatically ran towards Lu Yifan!
And Lu Yifan only needs to fight back.
The ball was so powerful and fast that Malone didn't even have time to react, and then the ball fell off the table.
Lu Yifan felt that this was too bullying.
In the finals, I played with Zhang Jike.
He simply blindfolded and fought Zhang Jike.
Even so, Zhang Jike was still shaved by Lu Yifan.
Zhang Jike, who was beaten, cried.
After the game.
Two Grand Slam winners, during the interview, talked more than usual I don't know how many times!
Ma Long: "Originally, I thought I was invincible, but now I find that I am really too naïve.
There is a sky outside the sky, there are people outside the people, and Mr. Lu gave me a resounding slap.
Let me know that there is still a gap of 108,000 miles between my real table tennis masters. ”
Zhang Jike: "At first, Mr. Lu beat me blindfolded, and I thought he was humiliating me.
Later I found out......
He shouldn't just be blindfolded and hit me.
He should have tied his hands and feet to fight me, so he wouldn't bully me.
It's so perverted!
Can't beat it at all!
He's not human!"
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One game after another.
Every time, Lu Yifan used extremely exaggerated methods to win the championship.
And the audience.
From the beginning, it was shocked, uproar, and frightened.
Then I became numb in the middle and became accustomed to it.
And then to the final ......
"Who's the runner-up?"
"Be sure to pay attention to the runner-up this time!"
"Don't follow the champion?"
"Are you a special idiot? The champion is other than Lu Yifan, can there be anyone else?"
Everyone is no longer interested in the champions!
Because you don't have to watch the game at all, you know that the champion must be Lu Yifan, no one else!
Those who gamble have started to bet only on the runner-up.
There are no more winners in the handicap.
For the followers, Lu Yifan won the championship.
It's like everyone says "hello" and "good morning" when they say hello.
It's so normal!
It wasn't until later that everyone felt terrified!
Lu Yifan actually let everyone get used to him winning the championship, and he got used to it to this point!
All the way to the last day of the Olympics.
Lu Yifan alone has won as many as 256 gold medals!!
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