Gao Yuanjun felt that he was living a very poor life.

was bullied to death by the yellow-faced woman at home all day long, and as long as he was paid, he would hand it over. I finally saved so much private money, and I was turned over by a mouse yesterday.

As a result, the yellow-faced woman exploded in an instant, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, and was stunned by the seven aunts and eight aunts who alarmed his wife, and a group of people came to the house to point fingers at him, and carried out verbal bombardment, from noon to after dinner.

His wife and relatives are quite powerful, and in front of them, Gao Yuanjun is inferior to his grandson, and he can't raise his head at all.

was already bored in his heart, but he happened to meet Xu Moqiu for a treat, so he simply took this opportunity to indulge him completely.

Yu Jianxing also drank a little too much, leaned on a telephone pole covered with small advertisements, and sneered: "Old Gao, you have drunk too much, go back quickly! Save yourself a moment and kneel on the washboard!"

"...... What kind of calf are you talking about? Hiccup......" Gao Yuanjun burped and waved his hand, "I'm Gao Yuanjun, a man who stands up to the sky......!" Not...... It's all Lao Tzu's final say! That yellow-faced woman, count...... What kind of thing is it? Lao Tzu is the authority at home! I call her to the east, she dares to go west, I call her to catch ducks, she dares to catch chickens, and big-eared scrapers...... She couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest. ”

"Haha, you just blow it......! Shall we go up and sit down?"

"What don't I dare? Go, Xiao Xu! you kid...... I heard that I have a leg with the new teacher Qin, isn't it authentic! Rolled over the sheets? Definitely not? Look at you are a boy chicken. Come up with me, let you do it with real knives and guns today!"

Men love to coax after drinking high, and a group of old men shout: "Up, up, up!"

"I'm smiling at myself, what kind ......of bird do you know?"

Gao Yuanjun was full of pride, stood on the stone pier on the side of the road, took off his pants in front of everyone, and began to urinate on the electric pole next to him, attracting sideways glances from the pedestrians next to him.

On the third floor, Dragon and Phoenix Bathing Center.

Looking at the drunken group of people who hooked their shoulders and backs, the lobby manager, who was good at observing words and feelings, suddenly brightened his eyes, pulled the low-cut neckline down, and hurried up to meet him.

Before she could speak, Gao Yuanjun shouted: "Great health care! The kind of one-stop! Yes, all of them!"

The lobby manager suddenly smiled: "Look at what you said, we are a regular bathing center." ”

"I don't care if you're irregular, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't eat a vegetarian diet! You can do it yourself! Brother Gao, I'm not bad for money!" As he spoke, Gao Yuanjun had already stretched out his salty pig hand to the lobby manager's chest.

"Death, come with me. ”

Looking at the young women standing in a row with tool boxes in their hands and dressed up in fancy clothes, Gao Yuanjun's eyes suddenly lit up!

The short skirt that couldn't be shorter could not be shorter, and Gao Yuanjun was so angry that he almost didn't hook his soul away!

What is a woman?

In comparison, the yellow-faced woman at home is simply a bubble of shit, or the kind that is trampled on.

There were a total of six people who came together, except for Xu Moqiu, the other few people were wearing thick glasses, their expressions were stiff and their movements were twisted, and they spoke with the tone of a scholar.

A woman wearing smoky makeup, wearing a suspender skirt and high heels, and a net celebrity awl face leaned on Gao Yuanjun and whispered: "Big brother, you are so mighty!"

The voice was crisp and charming, Gao Yuanjun felt that his heart was about to melt, where could he still hold it?

"Pick and choose! brother, I'm ...... Hehe, come, sister, let's go relax with my brother first!" Gao Yuanjun was determined to indulge after eating the scales, so he directly turned off his mobile phone, pulled her up and went into the small room inside.

There is a way to support the bold and starve the faint to death.

He took the head, and soon several other people also chose the object and took it to the small room inside.

Xu Moqiu sat on a chair and waved his hand to the lobby manager: "Let them all go, I don't need service." ”

"Oh, handsome guy, come on, relax, see how handsome you look, I won't charge you!"

"Yo, Xiaofeng, you see the handsome guy's legs, don't you?"

"Heh, don't you see your eyes straight yourself?"

It's rare that this face can still be so popular at this time, it's a pity that ......

A woman wearing a bow wig was about to throw herself into Xu Moqiu's arms, but she didn't want to pounce, and in a blink of an eye, Xu Moqiu had already turned to the windowsill, and the girl smiled coquettishly: "Handsome guy, shouldn't you be good? Oh, don't feel inferior! Sister, there is medicine here! I guarantee that you can regain your self-confidence! Come on! Come on! Come on!"

Xu Moqiu no longer gave them a good look, and directly waved his hand and began to drive people away: "I said, I don't need it!

"Cut! Do you really think you're a dish?"

"That's it, it looks like a hemp stick, and my sister is not uncommon!"

Watching them leave one after another, Xu Moqiu finally breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the windowsill and smoked a stuffy cigarette, and was about to get up to leave, when he suddenly heard a rush of footsteps.

Xu Moqiu's heart jumped: it? Shouldn't there be a police round?

"Put your head in your hands, squat in the corner!

"Open the door, where's the ID card?"

I was really afraid of something, hearing this voice, Xu Moqiu secretly said bitterly, "Boom" opened the window, and wanted to grit his teeth and jump down, where did he think that there was a row of big dung ponds in the city.

If you jump, your innocence will definitely be gone, but if you don't jump, you won't be innocent.

What to do?

In a hurry, Xu Moqiu couldn't care so much, so he opened the sofa next to him and wanted to drill inside.

A cold voice sounded behind him: "Don't move! Squatting in the corner with your head in your hands!"

Xu Moqiu secretly complained bitterly, and hurriedly raised his hands: "Officer, I'm alone......! I fix the air conditioner!really...... You can't wrongdo the good. ”

Xindao: It's good that Lao Tzu is witty! Otherwise, it will be over.

The man obviously didn't believe it: "Do you believe in the air conditioning repair at night?"

Xu Moqiu's eyes rolled: "I'...... My family is in a difficult situation, and I can earn some extra money after work, isn't it illegal?"

An older policeman walked next to him: "It's not illegal. Bring it back together, it just so happens that the air conditioner in the bureau is broken, let him fix it! If it can't be repaired, see how he explains!"

Xu Moqiu's face stiffened, repairing the air conditioner? This is a bit embarrassing, you can repair a TV set by yourself and scrap it, and the air conditioner must not explode?

Soon, a pair of disheveled men and women were pulled out, the most funny was Gao Yuanjun, it is said that after entering the room, he sat on the toilet and never got up, and finally emptied his stomach, but the door of the room was violently kicked open.

It's no wonder that most of the last plate of crayfish after feeding went into his stomach. It's good to be able to stand up.

Xu Moqiu never expected that he, as a companion, would also be arrested.

In the police car, someone joked to Xu Moqiu: "Young man, you are good-looking, and you still come out to prostitute P?

"It's all said, I'm repairing air conditioners, and you've caught the wrong person. ”

"Come on, do you believe it yourself?"

After more than two hours of criticism and education, the attitude of the group was quite correct, and the final punishment was not too severe, and each person was only fined 2,500 yuan. But because of deception, Xu Moqiu's crime was increased by one degree, and he was added by 500.

However, what surprised Xu Moqiu was that in addition to him, the other big men together couldn't make up enough for one person's fine! Especially Gao Yuanjun, who was the most fierce at the beginning, had a total of seven yuan and three cents on his body!

What the hell! Just this money, and the face to come out for fun? And the guts to say that you have a treat?

A small police officer said, "If you don't have that much on you, just call and ask your family to send money." After paying the fine, you can go. ”

If the call is returned, the consequences will be serious.

Gao Yuanjun and several people cast pitiful eyes on Xu Moqiu at the same time.

Damn, really be the God of Wealth?

Xu Moqiu made a small profit today, but a total of 8,000 yuan, 2,000 was given to Qin Mengyan, 6,000 was kept for himself, and more than 2,000 was spent on eating, and now it is only more than 3,000 yuan, barely enough for a person's fine.

The head teacher of Class 7, Liao Yukai, said: "Xiao Xu, why don't you call to borrow some?"

Gao Yuanjun nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes! Xiao Xu is not only handsome, but also has a wide range of contacts, and even the members of the school board give you face, only you can do this well!"

Mom, what about being a three-year-old child? I can't find the southeast and northwest if I just praise a few words?

Seeing that Xu Moqiu was a little hesitant, Gao Yuanjun said pitifully: "Xiao Xu, this matter really depends on you, if we call back to ask for money, we will die!

"Yes, yes, Xiao Xu has been helping others since he was a child......"

"Alright, I think about it. Xu Moqiu interrupted someone's sycophant and began to think about who he should look for.

The first thing that came to mind was naturally the No. 1 God of Wealth, his titular wife Lu Mingyue, who had the title of 'No. 1 Beauty in Yuejiang', thought about it and dispelled this idea. I don't know why, this kind of thing looking for her made Xu Moqiu feel very awkward.

Although she has a lot of pocket money, she has never known how to be thrifty, and it seems to be a little difficult for her to suddenly take out more than 10,000 yuan.

As for Lu Zhe, he was directly passed, and it is estimated that he has less cash on him.

In desperation, Xu Moqiu had to dial a number, but unfortunately no one answered after dialing three times.

Xu Moqiu was unyielding, and the call was finally connected five minutes later.

A woman's crazy roar came from the other end of the phone: "Surnamed Xu! If you don't give me a strong reason today, I'm going to buy a wheelchair and go to the classroom tomorrow!"

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu laughed dryly, "That Meng Yan, I have something urgent to find you." ”

"There's something to say, there's a fart!"

"Uh...... So, can you lend me some money? Hmm...... It's not much, it's only about 13,000......"

"What are you talking about?,Borrow money?" Qin Mengyan on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned, "What are you doing?"

"Ahem...... That's a bit of a surprise. ”

Qin Mengyan was a little impatient: "What is the emergency, hurry up, don't grind, delay my rest." ”

"Hmm...... That's ...... "Who is Xu Moqiu?" When he was in school, he had the title of 'lie freak', and as soon as his eyes rolled, he had an idea, and frowned and said, "That's it, I'm ...... It's a bit serious, and it's a bit of a loss!"

"You?bumping into someone?," Qin Mengyan obviously didn't believe it, "You deceived a three-year-old child?"

Xu Moqiu swore and said: "Really, what am I lying to you for? Let me tell you, it's miserable......! Whooping...... Forget it, I'm afraid it will scare you if I say it, in short, I am not allowed to leave without 20,000 yuan, I am still 13,000 short, you can transfer it to me!"

"I don't believe it, you send me a picture to see. And where are you?"

Mother, how can this woman be so clever as a fool?

Xu Moqiu glanced at the eight big characters behind him, "Confess leniently, resist strictly".

With a serious face, he said, "I'm in a very safe place!"