Chapter 96: Lingbao Daozun's Red Envelope
I saw the immortal wind Dao bone, and the majestic Lingbao Dao Venerable slowly floated in front of Lu Yifan.
Qin Buer's face showed fanaticism, worshipping like a disciple, and shouted:
"Long live the old ancestors!!"
He thought that Lingbao Daozun would crush Lu Yifan to death with a palm.
However, the next moment, in the jaw-dropping gaze of everyone.
I saw Lingbao Daozun like an uncle next door who saw the neighbor's child who he had watched grow up, and said kindly:
"Ouch, isn't this a master and nephew?
It's such a coincidence, you're here too?
I just watched the Creation 101 tidbits that King Yama sent to the crowd!
It's so pretty!
Especially the little three of that beautiful girl's generation, it's just a cute old man!"
Division......
Teacher and nephew......
Hearing these two words, and then looking at Lingbao Daozun's attitude towards Lu Yifan, everyone was dumbfounded!
Lu Yifan complained angrily:
"Why am I here?
The grandson who summoned you down had nothing to do to sabotage my filming show, and killed many of my brothers.
Why do you think I'm here?
I was bullied by my uncle, I want to tell my master to go !!"
Taishang Laojun is famous for protecting his shortcomings.
Lingbao Daozun immediately sweated profusely and said, "Hey...... Hey!
There's something to say! There's something to say!
Don't make a small report at every turn!"
Groove !!
Seeing that Lingbao Daozun was actually currying favor with Lu Yifan, he also had a flattering smile.
Qin Buer and all the others present, the three views exploded!
What's going on?
Lingbao Daozun, one of the three dignified Qings, is actually currying favor with a mortal?
It's like seeing Jesus curry favor with one of his followers, and it's hard to accept it.
"Okay, it's okay if you don't make a small report.
As an uncle, you haven't done any benefit to your nephew for so long, isn't it?"
Lu Yifan rubbed his thumb and middle finger and said.
"I've seen slander, but I've never seen you so good at slandering!
Alright, count me out of luck today!
At the risk of being scolded by the Jade Emperor, the next time you don't get anything done, you have to post a gift upside down. ”
Lingbao Daozun scolded and scolded.
Bite!
"Received a red envelope from Lingbao Daozun, do you want to receive it?"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting ten 'obedient charms'. ”
"Obedient Talisman: A prop refined by Lingbao Daozun when he was bored to spoof people.
After attaching this charm, it can make people obedient for three minutes.
It is ineffective for those who cultivate to be stronger than themselves. ”
"Just ten garbage talismans? I said uncle, you are also one of the three clears!
Can you give me something decent?
It's just such a thing, let me ask you, are you embarrassed to show your hands yourself?
Look at my master, the shot is an immortal weapon like a heavenly sin.
I'm so ashamed of you!"
Lu Yifan slapped his face, looking like he couldn't afford to lose this person.
Lingbao Daozun couldn't help but scold: "I've never seen you so shameless!"
Want a red envelope and pick and choose?
I'll give you a fairy weapon, can you afford it?
You can't enjoy the soul alone, you can directly shatter your soul!"
Lu Yifan rolled his eyes and said, stretched out his hand and said:
"Anyway, it's too little anyway!
If you don't give it back to you, I'll still have to make a small report to my master.
said that you specially went down to earth to bully his apprentices. ”
Taishang Laojun's cultivation is much higher than that of Lingbao Daozun.
Lingbao Daozun was afraid that Taishang Laojun would find trouble for him, so he suddenly sighed and said:
"I'm afraid of you! Don't you have a lot of confidantes in the mortal world?
Can I give you a few exercises that are suitable for them?"
That's great!!
All along, although their little wives have eaten all kinds of pills refined by themselves.
The cultivation has also reached the Yuan infant stage.
But they don't have any exercises that suit them.
As a result, although they are the great consummation of the Yuan infancy, they are a horse with scum.
If there are immortal exercises for them, it won't be too perfect!
But on his lips, Lu Yifan said: "Then we have to see if the exercises you give can work."
If it's rubbish, I'm not happy!"
"How can there be any exercises in the hands of the deity?
After Lingbao Daozun finished speaking, he sent several red envelopes to Lu Yifan in a row.
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of "Lingbao True Fire Technique", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of "Lingbao Cold Ice Recipe", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of "Lingbao Mother Wood Jue", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of "Lingbao Alchemy Formula", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of "Lingbao Houtu Jue", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
sent five red envelopes in a row, so that Lu Yifan was very happy to grab it.
Lingbao Daozun wiped his beard and said proudly:
"These five exercises are the original methods that the Buddha-figures have realized from the Great Dao.
Contains the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth.
No matter what kind of physique your little wives have, there is always a book for her.
Moreover, when people who practice the five kinds of exercises, they can exert even more powerful power together!
Even as long as your little wives are smart enough and talented enough.
When five people with different exercises merge together, even the laws of the Heavenly Dao can be played!"
"Damn, is that awesome? ahem...... I mean, it seems like that's it. ”
Lu Yifan hurriedly changed his words: "So, there are exercises suitable for double cultivation?"
Uncle Shi brought me a copy!"
"You're a little too greedy, aren't you?" Lingbao Dao Zun said with a blue vein on his forehead:
"How many red envelopes have you been sent here? Don't you have a little bit of B in your heart?"
"Anyway, it's all so much, it's not bad for this one, right?" Lu Yifan said with a hippie smile.
Hemp eggs!
I finally caught a chance to blackmail you, and I still don't want to give my little wife more benefits?
How much is a face worth?
Can I get a red envelope from a fairy?
Lingbao Daozun was helpless, so he could only wave his hand and say:
"Okay, okay, it's all been falsely accused by you kid, and I'm not bad at that.
Anyway, these exercises are useless to me, so you can take them all!"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of "Heaven and Earth Yin and Yang Joy and Great Happiness", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of the "Great Zen Recipe of Bliss and Joy", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
Bite!
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Lingbao Daozun and getting a copy of "Peng Zu's Imperial Maiden's Technique", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used!"
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