scared the sister-in-law into peeing, Xu Moqiu knew that she was in trouble.

Hurriedly got up from the coffin, and was about to help Lu Qianqian, when a thunderous voice came from behind him: "Wu Na evil beast! Don't you let go of that girl and let me ...... Uh, let's see how Dao Ye cleans up...... Belch...... You!"

Turning his head, a gray-haired old man was glaring at him.

The old man was dressed in a blue-blue robe, with a half-crooked bun on his head, holding floating dust in his left hand and ...... in his right hand Holding a big chicken leg and a hemp bag tied to his waist, he looks like a charlatan.

He is naturally Zhou Laodao, who was invited by Mei Qiguan to give Xu Moqiu a surplus.

Zhou Laodao inserted the chicken leg into the waistband of his pants and pulled out the peachwood sword at his waist...... As a result, I couldn't pull it out, so I pulled it out again...... Still useless.

The bolt was too tight, so he simply dispelled that thought, rolled up his sleeves and strode towards Xu Moqiu, stretched out his big hand full of oil stains, and was about to pull the red second-hand shroud on Xu Moqiu's body.

Why is Xu Moqiu so sure second-hand?

Because this shroud exudes a faint fox smell and musty smell.

You don't have to think about it to know that this shroud was bought online by his snarky mother-in-law.

Xu Moqiu turned around, dodged Zhou Laodao's strange hand, and then stretched out his right foot, hooked it, Zhou Laodao was caught off guard, ah, a vicious dog pounced, his head just hit the coffin, and his eyes rolled and fainted.

"Ahh......h You turtle dare to hurt my master! Lao Tzu ...... today" The little man next to him, who looked very ugly and had a face like a moldy eggplant, suddenly jumped up.

rolled up his sleeves, pulled the fat man who was still picking his nostrils next to him, and said sharply: "Senior brother, you take it first, I'll call someone!"

Then he turned around and went to hide in the grass with a smoke, where can he take care of any senior brother and master?

The fat man seemed to have some skills, and in the face of Xu Moqiu, he slapped his hand unhurriedly: "Ah (read three sounds, elongated~)!Go out of the door, go out and meet Guanyin, the four heavenly kings come to open the way, and the eight King Kongs protect me! Heaven and earth protect the body, and the golden armor protects the body layer by layer (this passage is 8 times the speed of speech)...... Evil obstacles, don't you die quickly?"

Looking at the fat man jumping up and down like a praying mantis, Xu Moqiu couldn't help but laugh secretly.

At this time, hearing the sound, Lu Mingyue and Mei Qiguan also rushed over.

At a glance, seeing the two people lying on the ground, and Xu Moqiu, who was wearing a shroud and smiling, Mei Qiguan suddenly let out a scream like a living poisonous snake in the crotch of his pants, and then trembled, rolled his eyes and fainted.

On the contrary, Lu Mingyue looked at Xu Moqiu with a complicated expression, for a long time, and said, "You...... Not dead?"

"Miss Lu, don't believe it! This is evil! I only love to hurt people's lives! Wait for me to come forward and take this guy!" The fat man didn't wait for Xu Moqiu to speak, and snatched it with a loud shout.

He has followed Zhou Laodao for more than ten years, and a set of fierce pig boxing has already been practiced to the point of going mad...... To the point of perfection. The kind of planks that are one centimeter thick, he can sit off several pieces with a single butt when he jumps up.

No matter what others think, he feels invincible anyway.

Raising a fist as big as a sandbag, he was about to greet Xu Moqiu, but he was careless, his left foot tripped his right foot, like twisting a twist, and he fell to the ground in a very strange posture, and he fell dizzy, and he couldn't get up for a long time.

Xu Moqiu didn't speak, and pointed to the shadow on the ground.

How can it be!

When Xu Moqiu sent it back, she had obviously probed his snort and felt his heartbeat, and she was definitely dead!

Can ...... now

Such a supernatural thing happened in front of him, Lu Mingyue's face was complicated, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

Boldly stretched out a finger and felt it on Xu Moqiu's chest, there was body temperature, and there was a heartbeat. So he's still alive!

But this ...... There is no scientific basis at all!

However, what she didn't know was that when she nodded her finger, Xu Moqiu instantly fell into bad luck! I saw him convulsing all over! His lower body was refreshed, and he actually ...... It's just like that! The crotch of the pants is instantly wet!

Xu Moqiu instantly understood!

Shoot in seconds!

This is definitely some kind of ultimate skill that is at work! You know, I didn't have this problem before.

It's really Nima's second shot! I'm completely defenseless! What's the difference between this speed and scrapping?

What about going to heaven and earth, and making holes through walls?

At that moment, Xu Moqiu almost didn't fry the balls!

Fortunately, the shroud on his body was relatively bloated, and the color was also dark red, so he couldn't see any clues for a while, Xu Moqiu endured the discomfort, shrugged his shoulders, and pretended to be calm: "I don't know what's going on, but I can tell you that I'm really still alive, but let's deal with them first!"

Lu Mingyue was dumbfounded: "It's all a good thing you did!"

I wanted to step forward to help Lu Qianqian, but I was stopped by Xu Moqiu, pointed to the puddle of urine on the ground, and said, "I'll come! ”

Lu Mingyue was not hypocritical, nodded, watched Xu Moqiu help the plum crown to the chair and sit down, and watched him pick up Lu Qianqian and lead all the way to a clean room on the second floor.

"What smell do you have?" Lu Mingyue always felt that Xu Moqiu's body was faintly exuding a strange smell, and couldn't help but ask.

"Uh...... I guess it's on this shroud! You see it's so dirty, it must be second-hand. Xu Moqiu's heart jumped, and he quickly made an excuse.

Fortunately, Lu Mingyue is still an untrained yellow flower girl, but she also believed his words.

"People put down, you go out. Also, since you're not dead, take care of those things in the living room. Linlin's side I hired someone to take care of you, you don't have to worry. Lu Mingyue pointed to the door and said in an unquestionable tone.

The messy things in the living room were originally made because of themselves, so it makes sense for him to deal with them.

Xu Moqiu nodded and didn't say anything more.

Wet in the crotch of his pants, he wished to leave early, and hurried back to his room, only to find that his clothes were gone, thinking that he had hung up and been thrown away by them.

I had no choice but to wash my body, continue to wear the shroud, and walk out with a gap.

Destroying is always easier than building.

Soon, the original mourning hall restored his original appearance, and as for the remaining two charlatans, they ran away in disgrace, anyway, the reward had already been received, and they had eaten in vain, and there was no point in staying.

As for why they cheated the corpses, they don't care about their! They are not saviors.

Looking at Mei Qiguan who fainted on the side, Xu Moqiu hesitated for a long time, but finally did not make a move.

He knew his mother-in-law's temper too well, and when he woke her up, he might have been greeted by another big-eared scraper.

In the end, it was Lu Mingyue who woke her up and explained for a long time, remembering that Xu Moqiu had scared herself, and Mei Qiguan suddenly fell again, if she hadn't found a mop pole, so as not to be beaten?

Crackling and pointing at Xu Moqiu's nose and scolding for a long time, like Lafayette training his grandson, where did Xu Moqiu dare to reply half a sentence?

At this moment, a sharp knock came from the courtyard outside.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly ran out, opened the door, and a young man dressed as a pockbrush appeared in front of him.

The man was dressed as an Armani with mousse on his head, one hand propped up his head, his elbow resting against the wall, and a rose in his mouth.

Looking at the man dressed in a sassy bag in front of him, Xu Moqiu was puzzled: "Who are you?"

"I'm here to find Mingyue. The man glanced at Xu Moqiu with disdain, pushed him away, and swaggered in.

As soon as Mei Qiguan heard this voice, the rotten eggplant face covered with clouds suddenly bloomed, and he walked out of the house in three steps and two steps, took the man's hand, and said with a kind face: "Xiao Gao is here, come in and sit! Mingyue is at home!"

The man's name is Gao Yaguo, a distant cousin of Mei Qiguan, who is sixty in his twenties this year, and his family has several mines. Yes, he is the illegitimate son of a coal boss in Mianxi.

The appearance is barely acceptable, but the smell of perfume on his body is too strong, which makes Xu Moqiu very uncomfortable.

Since he was a guest of Mei Qiguan, Xu Moqiu couldn't say anything.

As soon as he closed the door, the knock sounded again, and Xu Moqiu opened it to see that a strange woman appeared in front of him.

The woman, about thirty years old, was dressed in a black professional women's outfit with a white shirt underneath. Plump breasts, fat buttocks, and a tight uniform tightly wraps her S-shaped perfect body.

He has short ear-length hair without any ornaments. She exudes a taste of a mature woman all over her body, and coupled with that cold face, she is simply the best mature woman in the legend.

Smelling that faint body fragrance, at this moment, Xu Moqiu's lower body was refreshed......! It's on fire again!

I...... Nima!

Xu Moqiu almost didn't jump up and scolded his eighteen generations of ancestors of the King of Hades!

In the long run, not to mention whether the body can bear it, you have to wash your pants so that your hands are soft......! I haven't done that one yet!

Fortunately, in the dark, the woman didn't notice anything unusual, but the smell made her, a person who came over, couldn't help frowning.

Reluctantly squeezed out a professional smile and said to Xu Moqiu: "Excuse me, is this Mr. Xu Moqiu's house?"

Huh?

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously replied: "I am, you are looking for me......"

"What did you say??" The woman was stunned for a moment, then her face changed greatly, and her body involuntarily took two steps back, and her calf wrapped in stockings hit the edge of the iron door without even knowing it.

"I said I was Xu Moqiu!"

The woman's eyes widened and she cried out, "How is it possible...... You're not ......."

"This matter, it's a long story, anyway, I'm really alive, why don't you touch it?" Xu Moqiu smiled bitterly and patted his chest.

This time, he was emboldened.

He didn't believe it, that ultimate skill didn't have a cooldown, if that was the case, he would just donate sperm, and he would make a fortune as soon as his pants were taken off, and it was reasonable and legal, so why not do it?

"Unbelievable...... Unbelievable...... You ......" The woman's face was complicated, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

"Otherwise, let's go sit down first. Xu Moqiu sent her an invitation.

The woman hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded.

Xu Moqiu had just taken two steps when there was a knock on the door behind him. Suddenly I felt annoyed! This is not endless, is it? Why was it so pure before?

As soon as he opened the iron door, he was greeted by a beautiful policewoman.

The policewoman has a haircut, and under the light, the skin exposed to the air is a healthy wheat color, which looks like the result of regular exercise. Wearing a white T-shirt on his upper body, a pair of proud breasts propped up two peaks on his chest. The lower body is a pair of skinny jeans that tightly wrap around the round buttocks. Two slender thighs with a graceful streamlined shape.

With this outfit, you ask Xu Moqiu why she can conclude that she is a policeman?

Quite simply, first, she forgot to take off her hat, and second, she had a pistol pinned to her waist.

IF YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT SHE PLAYS COSPALA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

Before Xu Moqiu could ask, the policewoman got straight to the point and said, "I'm here to find Mingyue." ”

then pushed away Xu Moqiu, who was dressed like a turtle, and walked in with a swagger.

In this way, three people came one after another, and Xu Moqiu closed the door with a bang after making sure that there was no one behind. He made up his mind anyway, whoever opens the door again today will be his grandson!

Back in the living room, the man dressed in a sassy bag was talking, occasionally revealing the car keys around his waist and the gold watch on his wrist, with a smug look on his face.

However, except for Mei Qiguan, the other three beauties didn't look at him at all, especially the, who looked indifferent, as if talking in front of him was not a human at all, but a beast.

"Boy, you, go, pour you a cup of coffee for my brother!"

Seeing Xu Moqiu walk in, Gao Yaguo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he called at him in an unquestionable tone.

In his opinion, Xu Moqiu's dress in an old hat is not a subordinate?

However, Xu Moqiu didn't even look at him, and walked straight past him.

Gao Yaguo suddenly felt that his face could not be hung up, like a wild dog that had been trampled on his tail, pointing at Xu Moqiu and shouting: "Stop! Hillbilly, didn't you hear me?"

Xu Moqiu turned his head and squinted his eyes: "Who are you?"

These words made Gao Yaguo even more unhappy, stepped forward, and glanced at him with a pair of small eyes: "Oh, I'll wipe it, you don't even know me?"

Xu Moqiu felt a little funny, and asked rhetorically, "Why should I know?"

Gao Yaguo glared at the strange eyes: "Okay, boy, you pretend to be forced with me, right? Do you know who my father is? Do you know? Hillbilly!"

Xu Moqiu really didn't know this.

Shrugged: "Who?"

"Tell you, my father is Gao Daliang! Gao Daliang! Are you afraid?"