Chapter 54 Fabricating Nonsense to Teach People
Is there a way for the gods to solve this blood line of mine?
Remuneration is not a problem, as long as it can cure my illness.
Ling Zhen looked at Yan Shaobei anxiously.
Lao Tzu is a point in your death hole. Yan Shaobei decided to strike while the iron was hot and make a good deal of this guy.
Recently, your family has been very unhappy, and your wife likes to quarrel with you.
There are people at work who often stumble on you and like to see you unlucky.
Yan Shaobei's words, Ling Zhen was convinced, and his head was like a chicken pecking rice.
The fairy is right, my wife doesn't know what's going on lately.
Always likes to go against me, I talk about the East, she talks about the West, which makes the family not harmonious.
At work, there are always people who are jealous of me and like to make small reports to the leader, so that everyone is targeting me.
Is there a way for the gods to resolve it for me?
Yes, of course, but according to my calculations, there will be an unfortunate thing in your family tonight, because there is a god of decay occupying the middle palace.
And the God of Wealth can't fight the God of Decline, and the God of Wealth will be forced to leave.
Ling Zhen listened, and beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on his forehead.
In order to make Ling Zhen convinced of his words, Yan Shaobei asked Ling Zhen to sit next to him.
Asked him to untie his clothes, pressed the red thread on Ling Zhen's stomach with his fingers, and secretly urged his true qi.
Forcibly broke up the red thread on his stomach, looking at the disappearing red thread, Ling Zhen secretly said to himself that he was convinced of Yan Shaobei's words.
I'm really lucky to meet you, a god with high mana, today.
Otherwise, I would really be in trouble, Yan Shaobei told Ling Zhen and his friends to hurry home after eating.
After staying outside for a long time, the disaster was even more unavoidable, and Ling Zhen hurriedly saved Yan Shaobei's phone.
Honestly returned to his dinner table, didn't care about drinking with a few friends, and planned to go home.
Several friends saw that he and Yan Shaobei were chatting so speculatively, and asked him if he had negotiated with someone else.
People are willing to let you arch their girlfriends, and Ling Zhen hurriedly stopped a few of his friends from joking.
You can't talk nonsense, it's a god.
A few friends heard it in a fog.
Then Ling Zhen repeated what Yan Shaobei said to him to a few of his friends.
A few friends were skeptical when they heard it, there was such an evil thing.
Don't believe it yet, Ling Zhen said to reveal his big belly.
A few people took a look, and there used to be a red line on my stomach, and even the doctor couldn't find out what the cause was.
After the immortal spell cast, this red line is now gone.
And people don't even have to look at my stomach to know that there is a red line on my stomach.
Ling Zhen said this, but his friends didn't say anything more.
I can't see that I still have some ability at a young age, I really can't look good, and the sea water can't fight.
Xiao Jie looked at Yan Shaobei, when did you learn to be a god stick, I found that you know a little bit about everything.
Yan Shaobei smiled mysteriously, what I know is not a star.
Wait, after tonight, your group will be able to sign a contract with him smoothly, and then you, the manager of the public relations department, will be considered a great contribution to the group.
Really? Xiao Jie looked at Yan Shaobei.
When did I tell a lie, Yan Shaobei raised his head proudly.
After Ling Zhen finished eating, he hurriedly checked out and left, and Yan Shaobei also hurried to the counter to settle the bill.
Tell Xiaojie to go back and wait for my good news.
He had important things to do, and he went out into the streets.
Yan Shaobei stopped a taxi and asked the driver to follow Ling Zhen's car in front.
Passing through a few streets, Ling Zhen's car drove towards the suburbs.
I saw Ling Zhen's car enter a group of villas, because taxis can't casually enter the high-end community.
After Yan Shaobei paid the fare, he got out of the taxi.
Find a hidden spot in the fence and jump into the villa complex.
Ling Zhen's car was parked outside a villa in the northeast corner, and it seemed that the villa in front of him was Ling Zhen's home.
After approaching the villa, Yan Shaobei carefully observed the structure of the villa.
It was a three-storey European-style villa, judging by the villas he had been to before.
On the first floor is the kitchen and living room, and upstairs is the bedroom, bar and screening room.
Yan Shaobei found that a window on the second floor was open, needless to say, it must be a bathroom.
In order to keep the bathroom ventilated and not accumulate any odors, many people like to close the bathroom windows.
Yan Shaobei waited until twelve o'clock in the evening, feeling that Ling Zhen's family was asleep.
When he came to the window of the bathroom, the true qi poured into the soles of his feet, because he had already opened the "Chengshan Cave".
The flat ground can jump three feet high, and the window is only more than a foot away from the ground.
He jumped to the window and jumped into the bathroom.
After arriving at the bathroom, Yan Shaobei listened carefully to the movement inside.
There was a snoring sound from Ling Zhen and his wife in the bedroom, and it seemed that Ling Zhen and his wife were already asleep.
Yan Shaobei tiptoed from the bathroom into the bedroom and found Ling Zhen and his wife asleep on the bed.
He gently opened the door and slipped downstairs.
In the living room, he found the shrine of Ling Zhen's house, and indeed a god of wealth was enshrined on it.
Because rich families like to worship the God of Wealth, Yan Shaobei plans to make a fuss about the God of Wealth.
He slammed the statue against the wall and knocked the god of wealth into the shrine.
Then he went up to the roof through the door to the roof, and he slipped through the drain to the ground.
At this time, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and Yan Shaobei had to run back to school.
The next day, while still asleep, Yan Shaobei's phone suddenly rang.
Whoever called early in the morning, after connecting it, came Ling Zhen's anxious voice.
Immortals, no, the God of Wealth enshrined in my shrine was still fine last night.
When I woke up this morning, the statue of the god of wealth automatically turned into pieces on the shrine.
Does this mean that the God of Wealth is no longer in my house?
This is exactly the effect I wanted, Yan Shaobei felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart. But he didn't show it.
In a serious tone, the God of Wealth automatically breaks, of course, it means that the God of Wealth is unwilling to stay in your house.
In the future, your home will not be covered by the God of Wealth, and of course it is a matter of cleanup to break the wealth and suffer disasters.
No one in this world wants to be ruined, because no one wants to live well.
A philistine like Ling Zhen is no exception.
He asked Yan Shaobei eagerly, immortals, what should I do?
Why doesn't the God of Wealth want to stay in my house? My wife is crying and fussing at home, saying that she will not have a good life in the future, and she plans to divorce me.
Ling Zhen cried on the phone.
Because good immortals like auspicious families, your family must have a problem with the family style now.
A lot of dirty things come to your house to surround you, making your house a miasma, and of course the God of Wealth does not want to stay in your house.
Then how did these dirty things come about, Ling Zhen broke the casserole and asked in the end.
It must be that you are in contact with a lot of mixed people outside, as the saying goes, it is easy to hide demons and monsters in mixed things.
Otherwise, there is the word fool, that is, you are mixed with it every day, and ghosts are the lowest thing in the universe, and their bodies are full of eighteen kinds of filth such as sorrow, resentment, cheapness, and sorrow.
For example, if you go to a bar, those ladies in nightclubs, they come into contact with all kinds of men every day.
Messing up the magnetic field around her, the devil and filth like to revolve around her.
You like to fool around with them, and some of this filth will be contaminated with you.
Every time you mix, you accumulate more filth.
Then you take them home, and these things slowly stay in your house, and there are so many filthy things that the righteous gods can't suppress them. Naturally, he left.
Yan Shaobei made it up. scared Ling Zhen so much that he couldn't speak on the phone for a long time.
That...... That...... What should I do now?Ling Zhen became more and more anxious.
You go and buy another statue of the God of Wealth, and then I will come to your house to do the Dharma.
Drive away the filth and welcome back the God of Wealth. That's all right.
Okay, thank you to the gods for the rescue.
Yan Shaobei told him that after buying the God of Wealth, he would come to the fountain in the city center to pick him up.
Because the mountain is in charge of people, and the water is in charge of money. The magnetic field of that place is good.
I'm going to bring a good magnetic field to your house, Yan Shaobei is blind.
Ling Zhen seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and nodded his head again and again.
Half an hour later, he really drove to the fountain and respectfully took Yan Shaobei to his house.
Ling Zhen's family of three nodded and welcomed Yan Shaobei into the house.
Yan Shaobei put the statue of the God of Wealth bought by Ling Zhen on the shrine, and pretended to burn three sticks of incense and a piece of paper.
He muttered improvised incantations in his mouth, and danced with pretended hands.
Half an hour later, Yan Shaobei told Ling Zhen, "I have already helped you come back from your God of Wealth."
You can't fool around anymore, and you can't harass women casually, or you won't be able to come back after the God of Wealth leaves.
Ling Zhen's wife was of course happy when she heard Yan Shaobei say that her husband was not allowed to go out and fool around.
The fairy explained this matter well, this guy likes to attract bees and butterflies when he has nothing to do. As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and made a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree turn on Ling Zhen's ear.
Ling Zhen smiled, he would never dare to do it again in the future.
In order to strengthen the position of the God of Wealth in your family, you have to make a big deal right away.
Make a big deal? Ling Zhen said to himself, if I want to make a big deal now, where can I find this opportunity.
At present, I sign a cooperation project on behalf of Haizhong Group and Qitian Group, I don't know if it counts.
Large groups have a lot of money, and their fortune and aura are also strong, of course, it is the best.
Ling Zhen nodded hurriedly, I will go to Qitian Group to sign a contract tomorrow.
In the end, Yan Shaobei gave him a small bottle of Qianzhou Daqu brewed with Yang Flame Grass prepared in advance and told him to drink it.
He said that he had begged for holy water, and that he had drunk it to ensure the harmony of his family.
However, he didn't use his true qi to urge the three yin points to stimulate kidney function for Ling Zhen, that would be too cheap for this kind of wolf with an improper style.
This small bottle of Qianzhou Daqu brewed with Yang Lie Grass can guarantee his efficacy for three months.
Ling Zhen immediately drank the small bottle of medicinal wine, and only then did he take a long sigh of relief.
After finishing the matter, he gave Yan Shaobei a big red envelope of 50,000 yuan.
Yan Shaobei pretended to postpone it.
You don't want it, the gods want to take care of it, Ling Zhen forcibly stuffed the red envelope into Yan Shaobei's hand, but he didn't expect this kid to be very knowledgeable about current affairs.
Ling Zhen's wife secretly stuffed him with 30,000 yuan, saying that it was to thank Yan Shaobei for stopping her husband from fooling around again.
I made 80,000 yuan by breaking it blindly, Yan Shaobei sang loudly in his heart, I have a secret recipe, I have a clever mouth, and I rely on it to make a fortune.
Ling Zhen sent him back to the fountain again, and then Yan Shaobei returned to school on his own.
Because he didn't want people like Ling Zhen to know his true identity, it was a good thing to have an extra eye on some things.