Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 132 Bad luck
Playing a ghost is actually not a technical job, basically as long as you have watched two ghost movies, you know how to operate.
In addition, Gou Dan and the thin monkey were beaten all over with blood, which looked very terrifying, and it was even more similar to the face if they casually smeared some blood and paint.
As for the props, it's even simpler, the third child found three bright red raincoats in the warehouse, and seemed to think that something was missing, and Gou Dan asked for a few unkempt wigs from Sister Chili.
At this moment, there is no one else in the hall except for a staff on duty at the front desk, and they must have returned to the room.
"Damn, such a heavy rain! Gou Shao, why don't you forget it?" Looking at the pouring rain, the third child was a little stunned and began to retreat.
Gou Dan looked unhappy: "Count it as a chicken feather! Isn't it a white beating on your body? How can you kill the majesty of that surnamed Yang! Let me tell you, raising soldiers for a thousand days and using soldiers for a while, and no one, including me, is allowed to coax them today! Isn't it raining? What is this for my big men?"
The thin monkey patted his chest: "Don't worry, Gou Shao! Keep it so scared that the surname Yang is incontinent! Come, bite this tongue! But now the rain is indeed heavier, and it is easy to mess with the makeup on the body." I suggest waiting until the rain is a little lighter. ”
"Mom, where are you from?"
"Hehe, I just went to the kitchen and happened to see a few pig tongues on the cutting board, so I went along. How's that, professional?"
Gou Dan frowned: "Well, professional is professional, but the taste is a little heavier." ”
"It's okay, just get used to it. ”
The three of them stood at the door like sand sculptures, waiting for the heavy rain to become lighter, and half an hour passed at this station, and the rain was not only not light, but getting heavier and heavier.
Gou Dan looked at the time, it was almost ten o'clock, and stood up: "No, I can't wait! Wait any longer, that little white face is probably asleep! Let's go, let's go!"
The third child nodded: "Cheng, I'll go get the ladder." ”
Soon, the three of them carried an extended herringbone ladder with a telescopic function out of the hall, and the dense raindrops hit their bodies like beating drums, and all three of them were wounded, and they grinned in pain.
The third child and the thin monkey wanted to withdraw, but Gou Dan didn't speak, so they had to give up.
Gou Dan climbed the stairs and ordered: "I'll go up with the thin monkey in a while, the third child, you hold some ladders below, don't give me two whole down!"
"Okay, good!" the third nodded busily. He couldn't ask for this errand, not to mention whether the rain was heavy or not, the key was that he was afraid of heights! Usually his legs tremble when he climbs two meters, let alone climb three floors.
The two braved the heavy rain on one side, bravely went up, and climbed halfway, Gou Dan suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten Lu Caidie's room number, and he was so angry that he couldn't do it, so he had to climb down in a hurry for fear of making some oolong incident. Tossed back and forth, after determining the room number, it was already past ten o'clock.
"Hurry up! Hurry! Scared this hair!" Gou Dan kept urging, and the two gritted their teeth and endured the discomfort of their bodies again, and marched forward in the rain.
……
In the room, Lu Caidie wrapped herself like a dumpling, and she didn't dare to look at Xu Moqiu at all. The clip from the TV just now kept playing back in her head, and it made her feel the urge to die! Oh my God! I actually watched that kind of film in front of a man! This man is still her nominal brother-in-law......
On the contrary, Xu Moqiu was like a person who had nothing to do, touching here and there, and soaking a bucket of instant noodles very comfortably, curled up on the love sofa, playing with an apple in his hand and tossing it around.
"Quack quack...... Just as Xu Moqiu opened the lid of the instant noodles and was about to enjoy them, a strange cry faintly came from outside the window.
Because of the curtains drawn, Xu Moqiu was only slightly stunned, but he said that it was too loud to watch TV next door, so he stopped it
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page)
Ignored it, and continued to eat his instant noodles.
Outside the window, Gou Dan and the thin monkey were cold, tired and in pain, but the soundproofing effect of the room was so good that their voices were hoarse, and they didn't see any movement inside.
The thin monkey is a dog-headed military advisor on weekdays, with a flexible head, and he instantly had an idea, and gestured to Gou Dan, and the two began to lean over the glass very tacitly, and knocked on the glass violently.
"Dangdangdang" There was a very regular knocking sound outside the window, which once again alarmed Xu Moqiu, who was still holding instant noodles in his mouth, and stood up with a puzzled face, and followed the direction of the sound to the windowsill.
Because the light was on in the room, a faint figure could be seen outside, and seeing that he finally came over, Gou Dan and the thin monkey breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, glanced at each other, and began to "quack".
Looks like there's something really special!
Xu Moqiu put the instant noodles with only noodle soup left at his feet, and pushed the window with both hands, the moment the window popped out, the heavy bulletproof glass window happened to slap on the faces of the thin monkey and Gou Dan, the two were caught off guard, under Xu Moqiu's strength, one of them was unstable under his feet, and a scream of "ah" came out of his mouth, and the two fell down the stairs in unison!
With a muffled sound of "bang", the two of them landed on a tent on the balcony on the second floor at the same time, the tent could not withstand the pressure they brought, and collapsed instantly, and then a crisp sound of "pop" was heard, and it turned out that there was a row of flower pots under the tent, which was instantly scrapped at this moment.
Lu Caidie heard movement and came out of the bed: "What sound?"
"Hi...... I guess the flower pot fell, nothing. While Xu Moqiu spoke, he threw the instant noodle bucket at his feet directly from the windowsill, and just buckled it on the head of the third child downstairs impartially. The hot noodle soup went all the way down the door of the head, so hot that the third child screamed again and again, where could he still take care of the thin monkey and Gou Dan, and ran away.
His action made Lu Caidie very disdainful: "Why are you so immoral? How can you throw away instant noodle buckets? You are still a teacher! Also, did you hit someone just now? I seem to hear someone calling." ”
"You heard me wrong, it's supposed to be a dog barking. Xu Moqiu smiled weirdly, "It's okay, someone will clean it up." With that, he pulled the window over, ignoring the movement outside.
On the balcony on the second floor, the thin monkey struggled to get up, the pain from the top and bottom of his body made him almost faint, and he hurriedly went to help Gou Dan who was lying on the ground, but as soon as his hand touched Gou Dan's body, this guy screamed like a pig.
The thin monkey was startled: "Gou Shao...... You...... What's wrong with you? Don't scare me, do you want me to call someone?"
"Don't ...... Don't touch me...... Hiss...... Ahh......h Something, poke it in!, it hurts!" Gou Dan pointed to his back with a painful look on his face, and said with a trill.
The thin monkey hurriedly took out his mobile phone and turned on the flashlight, and the scene in front of him was as bold as a dog on weekdays, and he couldn't help but gasp!
A small tree with the thickness of a wrist and I don't know how long it was, pierced Gou Dan's pants and drilled directly into it, and the mobile phone shone past, and the flesh and blood were blurred, which was a miserable one!
Outside, there was wind and rain, lightning and thunder, and the environment was bad, and the two of them soaked in the rain, which was difficult to be exploded. The thin monkey said carefully: "Or, I'll pull it out for you?"
Gou Dan gritted his teeth: "Then you...... Light...... Tap!"
"So, you bite this one, and I'll free you in no time. The thin monkey took off his stinky rubber shoes and handed them over.
A strong and pungent smell of feet came, and Gou Dan was instantly blinded: "Hmm...... This...... ......It stinks! How long has it been since Teniang washed it?"
"Gou Shao, you are too sensitive, I have only been wearing it for half a year and haven't washed it. Hold back, I'm going to exert myself!" The thin monkey spat on the stars in his hand, rubbed it with his hand, and began to exert force.
Gou Dan was so painful that he almost fainted, beads of sweat mixed with rain flowing down, and wailed: "Ah!
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page)
Slow...... Slow down!"
"What are you doing......? What the hell is going on? Oh my God! This ...... That's too bad, isn't it?"
The movement just now had already alarmed the security guards, and soon several security guards in uniforms and flashlights appeared in front of the two of them and saw this scene
I couldn't help but gasp.
"Hurry up, go get two bottles of liquor!"
"Oh, good, what brand do you want?"
"The higher the power, the better!"
Alcohol can paralyze people's nerves, and at the behest of the thin monkey, a security guard quickly rushed over with two bottles of high-strength liquor. The thin monkey didn't say much, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, poured two mouthfuls into his mouth vigorously, rinsed his mouth for a while, and then sprayed all over his wound with a "poof" when Gou Dan was defenseless.
"Ahh......h
When he woke up, it was already past eleven o'clock, and the rain outside the window was still falling so violently, his mood became heavier and heavier, and his body was either plaster or gauze.
The thin monkey comforted beside him: "Gou Shao, the doctor said, you can't move!"
"Old ...... I can't swallow this breath......! It's all a bad idea from you, a kobold strategist!" Gou Dan's face was full of anger, and now he felt like a balloon that was constantly inflating, and the breath in his stomach only went in and out, and if he continued like this, he would have to explode sooner or later!
"Gou Shao, you can't blame me! Who knew something like this would happen......" The thin monkey is also bitter and can't say it, he is not lightly injured, and when he falls down, his crotch hits the edge of the flower pot, and he is still unconscious!
"Okay, don't fix these useless things, stealing chickens won't make it a loss to lose face! Shame on grandma's house! You say, what should I do?"
The thin monkey's eyes rolled: "Gou Shao, I don't think it's dark enough, or we'll come to the light!"
"What do you mean?
"In this way, let's find a few henchmen and directly kick the door open, and if we don't say a word, we will be beaten up! Threaten him to let Lu Caidie play with us, if he refuses, we will beat him directly!"
Gou Dan frowned, and finally shook his head: "Forget it, we are all like this now, even if Lu Caidie is lying in front of him, he is powerless, and he is completely useless." Let's let them go for the time being, and when we are well cultivated, we will settle the old accounts together!"
The third child echoed beside him: "What I said is that it is not too late for our gentleman to take revenge for ten years!"
"Also, what did he say he was before?"
Lao Sanyi patted his head: "I remember, Na Maomao teaches in Boya Middle School, and he is still the leader of the sports group, and his name is Yang Goulin!"
"Hurry up and take the little notebook and write it down!
"Yes, yes!"
……
The women of the Lu family seem to have a slight habit of cleanliness, and Lu Caidie has the habit of taking a bath every day, under her strong request, Xu Moqiu was stunned to carefully check the inside and outside of the room, almost even the soap cracks, and after making sure that there was no pinhole camera, he cautiously walked into the bathroom.
Of course, he didn't forget to warn Xu Moqiu: "Don't peek! Otherwise, I'll tell my sister that you won't be able to eat and walk around!"
In this regard, Xu Moqiu scoffed and was quite disdainful. Xindao: I don't want to see it if you ask me to see it!
Turning on the TV casually, another exciting picture appeared in front of Xu Moqiu's eyes, and he wanted to turn it off casually, but he was really bored, so he simply lay on the chair and enjoyed it.
has changed more than a dozen stations in a row, and none of the heroines can see it, all of them are all Internet celebrity faces, and their acting skills are also very different, and they have no characteristics. Finally lost interest, lay down in the chair and began to close the eyes.
(End of chapter)