Chapter 48: Coconut Crab Is Delicious!
"Ahh
Jiang Feng showed Lu Kai's tooth to everyone, and everyone found that there was a secret hidden in this tooth, and they actually buried a small instrument.
"GPS positioning?" Zhou Ruonan asked.
"Hmm. After Jiang Feng finished speaking, he crushed the instrument.
"No! no! it's all over!" Luke ran over like crazy, picking up the teeth along with the broken parts, and almost cried.
And his cry also verified Jiang Feng's guess that this uninhabited island was randomly selected by them, and they didn't know how to get out without GPS navigation.
Not only that, this young master lamb has no ability to survive in the wild independently at all, plus there are two wastes around him, they are completely finished.
Zhang Mingzhi couldn't help it, he looked at the masters who had already gone away, and suddenly burst into tears: "Jiang Feng, you are too ruthless!"
"Not a tenth of yours. Jiang Feng said in one word, "If we fall into your hands, we will be worse than you." ”
"Uh......" Zhang Mingzhi was speechless, Jiang Feng was right, but what made Zhang Mingzhi feel even more terrifying was that Jiang Feng had already seen through all this!
No, the most terrifying thing is that Jiang Feng deliberately cooperated with them to come to the uninhabited island!
In other words, the whole situation has always been under Jiang Feng's control! I just kept watching them act, and finally took action to solve the whole situation!
Is this bastard the devil? Zhang Mingzhi's whole body trembled violently.
"Brother Feng, I was wrong, I know I was wrong! Please, spare me! Help me!" Zhao Zikun was stunned, he threw himself at Jiang Feng's feet, kneeling and begging for mercy, there is no GPS, plus the whole event takes seven days, the original perfect plan has become a lifting stone to shoot themselves in the foot, and now God knows how long they will have to suffer here.
What's even more terrifying is that they who don't have any survival skills are likely to die here.
Jiang Feng glanced at Zhao Zikun, Zhao Zikun thought that Jiang Feng was moved by pity, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "I can do anything!
"Go to Nima! Lao Tzu doesn't know you!" Lu Kai kicked Zhao Zikun, turned around and walked away.
After Zhang Mingzhi thought about it for a long time, he didn't stay.
"Let's go together, don't seep through here. Zhou Ruonan said coldly, "Get out!"
"Chairman Lin!" Seeing that it was useless to beg these two people, Zhao Zikun looked at Lin Yuxin with tears in his eyes, and said, "For the sake of my work in our group, give me a way to live!"
"Get out. To Jiang Feng and Zhou Ruonan's surprise, Lin Yuxin was even more ruthless than the two of them.
Zhao Zikun forced Lai Lai to beg for a long time without any result, so he could only cry and walk into the distance.
"A few of them could die on the island. Jiang Feng smiled faintly and said, "Chairman Lin, won't your conscience hurt?"
"Oh, my conscience can't feed a dog, let alone an immature dog. Lin Yu said lightly, "Also, it's not like I haven't seen dead people. ”
As soon as Lin Yuxin's last sentence came out, Jiang Feng and Zhou Ruonan were stunned.
Lin Yuxin immediately caught a hint of familiarity in Jiang Feng's eyes, and she didn't ask more, but smiled secretly in her heart.
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Jiang Feng was always vicious to his enemies, he started all the ships and then let them leave the uninhabited island freely, without even leaving a way back for himself.
Seeing that the last boat was gone, Zhou Ruonan couldn't help pouting and asked, "Slut Master, do you want to die and live later?"
Jiang Feng said with a look of contempt: "Back to a fart, do you think Lu Kai has a positioning system, so I didn't bring it?"
"Ahh
"So, don't think of your master as a good person, your master is definitely not a good person. Lin Yuxin teased, "Big slut, we're all hungry, it's time for breakfast!"
Jiang Feng smiled and asked, "How about the seafood soup?"
Subsequently, the three beauties, without exception, all followed Jiang Feng to put on diving equipment and came to the bottom of the sea to pick shells.
The wetsuit was taken out by Jiang Feng from the boat, the size was just right, and after the three beauties put it on, they looked like three charming mermaids, and even Jiang Feng sighed at the beauty of women.
Especially Lin Yuxin, her long hair floated up and down in the seawater, teasing that angel-like face.
It didn't take long for the four of them to collect a large number of seashells, catch a sea fish, and happily come to the shore.
Among the four people, Coke had a lighter in his equipment and lit a bonfire, Jiang Feng began to teach Lin Yuxin and Zhou Ruonan to cook: "Kill the fish, remove the internal organs, put in flour, fry them on both sides until golden brown, then add green onions, ginger and star anise, cook until the soup is snow-white, and then put in all kinds of shells, and you can eat it in a few minutes." ”
"It seems to be very simple!" Zhou Ruonan scratched his head, "Then why were we so stupid before?"
Jiang Feng was embarrassed to say, in fact, it was not until long after they escaped that the Sharp Blade Training Camp opened a cooking class, and put this course in the social etiquette at that time, because cooking itself is a social skill, and with this skill, you can find out the secrets in the heart of the prey in many warm occasions, so as to achieve the success of the mission.
The two beauties ran away before they learned to cook, and for various acquired reasons, they became kitchen killers.
Seeing Coke grinning, Zhou Ruonan suddenly asked fiercely: "Dead girl, what are you laughing at, will you do it?"
Jiang Feng sneered: "You are embarrassed to ask, the cooking skills of other people's colas are completely explosive for your three streets!"
"I don't believe that. Lin Yuxin is also more serious.
"Huh. Jiang Feng smiled contemptuously.
"Damn, you actually look down on the two of us......" Zhou Ruonan said angrily.
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After more than ten minutes, Lin Yuxin and Zhou Ruonan were left looking at the sky blankly.
Looking at the pot that was almost abolished by them, Jiang Feng sighed: "Thanks to bringing two pots this time." ”
"Woooooooo The two beauties cried.
Coke looked at the two of them and couldn't help sighing: "Two beautiful sisters, why are they so rubbish in cooking?"
"Jiang Feng, shut up the little girl. Lin Yuxin choked up and said, "I just want to drink soup!"
Jiang Feng looked at the sea water not far away and said, "The sea water is so blue. ”
The island is not small, but Jiang Feng and the others are not far from Lu Kai and them, and at this time, these three sluts are looking at Jiang Feng and the others not far away.
"Brother Kai, I'm hungry. Zhao Zikun said depressedly.
"Shut the fuck!" Lu Kai gritted his teeth and said, "I'm annoyed when I see you!"
"Otherwise, let's compromise with Jiang Feng and them, stay in the green mountains, and don't worry about running out of firewood!" Zhao Zikun said stubbornly, "Brother Ming, do you think what I said makes sense?"
"It's not a dead end yet, so let's not ask them. Zhang Mingzhi sneered, "Our people must be looking for us everywhere, I don't believe they won't find us in two days!"
"Hmm!" Lu Kai said with a smile, "Mingzhi, you kid can hold his breath at a critical moment, and you can achieve great things! In the past two days, let's eat coconuts when we are hungry!"
"Okay, there is fruit and water in the coconut, we can't starve to death!" Hearing this, Zhao Zikun also became excited.
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Half an hour later, under a large coconut tree.
Looking at Zhao Zikun, whose face was swollen, Lu Kai's face turned green with anger: "Stupid beep! Didn't you say you could climb a tree?"
"I climbed pretty well when I was a child!Who knows what's going on now!" Zhao Zikun said with grinning teeth.
Zhang Mingzhi stood aside and did not speak.
"Mingzhi, can you climb trees?" Lu Kai put his last hope on Zhang Mingzhi.
Zhang Mingzhi said very lightly: "I'm afraid of heights." ”
"......"
"Well, there's only one last way left. Lu Kai said with a heart.
"What move?" Zhao and Zhang suddenly came to their senses.
"Bump it!" Luke yelled.
As a result, the huge coconut tree was bombarded by the three grandchildren.
Another hour passed, and Jiang Feng and the others passed by and saw three guys with blue bodies lying under the tree, looking at him with a look of resentment.
Jiang Feng smiled contemptuously, then turned around and said to Lin Yuxin, "The drink at noon is coconut water. ”
"Okay!" Lin Yuxin was also very cooperative, and deliberately smiled evilly, "Then what's for lunch?"
"Wait. After Jiang Feng finished speaking, he walked over and climbed the coconut tree in three or two clicks.
It didn't take long for him to throw several large coconuts off the tree.
A coconut gurgled and rolled at Lukai's feet.
"Coconut, it's a coconut!" Lu Kai hurriedly ran over to pick up the coconut.
Jiang Feng jumped off the tree, freed up one hand, and slapped Lu Kai on the back of the head: "Put it down for me!"
"Smack!"
With a crisp sound, Lu Kai was almost stunned by Jiang Feng, and the coconut in his hand suddenly flew out.
"What the are you ......" Zhang Mingzhi was so angry that he wanted to make a move with Jiang Feng.
"What do you want to do?" the three beauties rushed over and surrounded Zhang Mingzhi.
Zhang Mingzhi was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a move, and if he wanted to use force, he was not the opponent of the three beauties at all.
Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and picked up the coconut, and waved the other trophy in his hand towards Lin Yuxin: "Eat roasted coconut crab at noon." ”
"Hehe, great!" Looking at the big guy in Jiang Feng's hand, Lin Yuxin was happy like a little girl.
Lu Kai was so sad that he almost cried, his whole body was trembling, and he couldn't do it.
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What made the three sluts even more depressed was that Jiang Feng actually roasted coconut crabs beside them.
At first, they could tolerate it, but when the aroma of the coconut crab came out and began to waft around, the three of them couldn't help it.
Lu Kai was so angry that he stood up and walked away, Zhang Mingzhi also left, and dragged Zhao Zikun before leaving.
Zhao Zikun's hala was all over the place, and he didn't want to leave at all, but there was no way, for the sake of face, he could only follow the two depressedly.
But as they walked, they heard Zhou Ruonan's happy and hearty laughter: "Wow! The coconut crab is delicious!"