Passing through the winding backyard, near the top of the mountain, there is a place, as if it has not been developed, a small pond, a small vegetable patch, a small wooden house, a world of its own. In order not to affect the overall perception, Jue Xian deliberately made a wooden wall to separate it, leaving only a small wooden door, which reads, The temple is heavy, and idlers are not allowed to enter! Jue first pushed open the door and said to an old monk who was loosening the soil in the vegetable field with a hoe: "Master, someone wants to see you." ”

"Who is your master, don't scream. ”

The old monk was bald-headed, barefoot, dressed in simple yellow old cloth clothes, and continued to loosen the soil for the vegetable patch, and raised a few chickens and ducks in the pond quacking.

"Okay, okay, you're not my master, you're my grandfather. ”

"It's useless to call grandpa, what do you want to do with me?"

"Someone wants to see you!"

"No, those people of yours are all covered in copper stench, and in the past few years you have been here, you have made this good temple a miasma of black smoke and full of copper stench!"

"Covered in copper?"

As soon as he said this, Jue first closed the wooden door, carried the robe, rushed up angrily, pointed at his nose and scolded: "If it weren't for me, you old guys wouldn't be able to eat enough for three meals now, especially you, the old guy, who has a lot of fish and meat every day, and you have to smoke and drink, and you have to smoke and drink Chinese, and the wine has to be either Moutai or Wuliangye." If it weren't for the old abbot's kindness to me and saying that I can't treat you badly, I would have kicked you all out a long time ago. ”

"I'll just talk about it. ”

Eating people with a soft mouth, taking people with a soft mouth, in the face of the intensive bombardment like a machine gun in Juexian, the old monk was also a little weak-hearted.

"Okay, okay, I don't care about you, it's a big boss who waits for it, deal with it well, don't talk nonsense, have you learned the clichés I taught you before?"

"It's too troublesome, can you not see it?"

"Old fellow, make it clear that I am the abbot, don't bargain with me, believe it or not, I will expel you from the temple immediately. ”

Jue Xian's mouth was dry, and when he saw that he was still stubborn, he was so angry that he couldn't do it.

"I don't believe it. ”

"You..."

Jue Xian was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick.

The old monk continued to wield his hoe as if nothing was right.

After a while, Jue Xian panted evenly, and said helplessly: "What do you want?"

"I want 5 bottles of Feitian Moutai. ”

The old monk looked like he had succeeded in his plan, and he raised a slap like a child.

Do you know that you are a monk and a monk, and that there is a monk in this world who drinks wine and eats meat every day, and is not afraid that the Buddha will accept you?"

Jue Xian jumped to his feet and scolded, all his self-cultivation was shattered by this old man.

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha has left in his heart, you kid knows a fart. ”

"Okay, I won't have anything to do with you, just 2 bottles, do you like to go or not. ”

"Okay, but if I find out that you have mixed water, or are using fakes to lie to me, you know the consequences. ”

"Okay, okay, don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up and wash your face, put the guy on, if you mess up, everyone will go drink the northwest wind." ”

The deal was reached, Juexian stared at the old man with bulging eyes, saw him throw the hoe in his hand aside, returned to the wooden house to change his clothes, and then turned his head back: "Remember what I taught you before, don't talk nonsense,"

Inside the lobby

"Old eight, what about Xiaoyu, why didn't you see her. ”

The chairman looked at Chen Baliu, who was busy, and asked.

"I'll look for it. ”

Chen Baliu also muttered in his heart, he was busy packing up his things in the sudden rainstorm just now, and he really forgot about them, this Lu Xiaoyu has been chasing him out for a while, but don't do anything.

"Chairman, chairman. ”

Juexian greeted him with a smile like a thief.

"How is it, has the monk agreed to see me?"

"I told Master again and again that the chairman of the board of directors is dedicated to the Buddha, so I agreed to meet you, but the time should not exceed twenty minutes, and you should hurry up and ask if there is anything. ”

"Okay, I'm sorry for you. ”

"It's not troublesome, and my master is an unborn monk, maybe he can speak amazingly, chairman, don't think it's strange. ”

Mr. Jue was afraid that the 'senior monks' inside would offend the big customers by talking nonsense, that is, stealing chickens would not make rice, and chickens would fly eggs, so he gave him a preventive shot in advance.

"Oh, yes, the style of the monk must be different from that of me and other laymen. ”

Hearing him say this, the chairman became even more curious and pious.

"Master said, I have to be there too. ”

"This... This..."

The chairman hesitated, he didn't have much trust in the greasy feeling at first.

"Chairman, I will go in and out of my left ear, where I hear it, I forget it. ”

Jue first observed the words and looks, saw the other party's doubts, and immediately assured.

"Okay, it's not a big deal, Jue first abbot, you lead the way. ”

"Chairman, look at this room, it is a one-to-one imitation of the Jokhang Temple, which is fully equipped and is a good place for cultivation. ”

Jue first walked to the backyard with the chairman, and did not forget to sell his temple-style hotel room along the way.

"I really don't know, there is such a place, quiet, natural, Buddhism has a strong atmosphere, and when I am busy for a while, I have to come and live for a few days. "Qingqing

"That's great, I'm looking forward to the chairman's coming, and the front is here. ”

"Master, people are here. ”

Jue Xian walked outside the wooden wall with the chairman and knocked on the door in a fake way, in fact, to remind the old monk to hurry up and get ready.

"Come in!"

Juexian politely welcomed the chairman in, and as soon as he entered the door, both of them were stunned. I saw that the old monk took off the robe that Jue had prepared in advance, and looked at them barefoot in the shabby linen clothes with a smile on his face.

"Why are you not wearing clothes? Do you still want to drink Moutai?"

Juexian hurriedly rushed to his side and asked in a low voice.

"You're Mr. Luo, right?"

The old monk ignored him, but beckoned to the chairman.

"Yes, I've seen the master. ”

"Master, this is what I am talking about Chairman Luo Bangqiang. The chairman of the board of directors is a high monk of the temple, and the god turns. ”

Juexian glanced at the old monk and introduced.

"Mr. Luo, don't listen to the nonsense of the first boy, I'm not a monk, just an old immortal monk. ”

"This..."

The chairman looked at Juexian, who was blushing next to him, and was a little confused.

"Master, are you not feeling well, I'll help you go back to the room for relaxation first, chairman, I think we'd better come back another day." ”

Jue Xianxin said: It's over, this old guy is going to dismantle his platform and destroy his good personality. Hurriedly interrupted them, busy sending the old monk into the wooden house. The vicious whisper threatened: "Don't talk, and say that there will be no meat for three days." ”

It seemed that the threat had worked, and the old monk did not resist, and let him hold on.

"Master, wait a minute, I have something to ask you, don't delay you too long. ”

The chairman has his own considerations, if it is the monk he sees today, he is a fairy wind and bones, with a kind face and kind eyes, and the image of the Bodhisattva Buddha descending to earth is more simple than the gate outside, but it is a bit boring. Seeing that the old monk looked like an old naughty boy and spoke bluntly, he was a little interested.

The old monk also looked at Jue first helplessly, as if to say, you can't blame me now, right?

Jue Xian said that Mr. Luo is a sincere Buddha, since he is here, sit down and drink a bowl of water. ”

The old monk invited him to sit down, and beside the pond there was a wooden table with a kettle on it.

The chairman naturally sat down. Seeing that the situation was out of control, Jue Xian didn't know what to do for a while, so he could only use his eyes to signal him to stop talking nonsense. He poured a bowl of water for the chairman of the board of directors.

"Master, what kind of water is this?"

The chairman picked up the big bowl and took a small sip, which was refreshing. Drink it all. I felt that the whole person seemed to be relaxed, and the whole body was soaked in this water, which was extremely enjoyable.

"Chairman, this mountain-climbing mountain is the highest mountain in the Qiling area, and the 10,000-year-old slime water is really a must! You taste it carefully, and the aftertaste is endless. ”

Juexian still decided to take the initiative, if he let this old guy say it, maybe something scary would come out.

"Really? I'll have a more bowl of it, then. ”

The chairman was amazed and poured another bowl himself.

"Isn't it mountain spring water?"

Before Jue Xian had time to be happy, the old monk suddenly popped out such a sentence, and his face immediately froze. Perhaps the old monk saw that his face was ugly, and continued to add: "This Qiling Mountain has always been a place where the dead are buried, including this mountain, strictly speaking, the water here is corpse water. ”

“......”

At this time, not only Juexian's face was blue, but even the chairman was also green, and quickly put down the bowl.

"Am I not right? The so-called mountain spring water will inevitably be corrupted and integrated into the animal after it dies. ”

The old monk didn't feel anything, poured himself a bowl, and drank it.

The chairman felt a little sick to his stomach at this time.

"Hehe, but the water here is clean, Mr. Luo can drink it. ”

"Abbot, come here, I have something to look for you. ”

Just when Juexian was about to collapse, someone outside the door called out to him.

"Juexian, something seems to be going on outside, why don't you hurry up and take a look. ”

"Old... Master, you better go and rest, or don't we go out first?"

Jue Xian still didn't dare to let the chairman here, the ghost knows what the old guy would say.

"Abbot Juexian, you go and get busy first. I have a relationship with the master, and there are some things I want to ask him, but it's okay. ”

The gold owner opened his mouth, and Jue Xian was not too tough, so he could only follow his meaning: "Chairman, then you have a good chat, I'll go out and have a look first." ”

Before leaving, he didn't forget to stretch out two fingers and put them on his eyes, and aimed at the old monk, which means that I am staring at you, don't talk nonsense.

"Master, first of all, I have to thank you for saving my daughter, if it weren't for the medicine you dispensed, I'm afraid she wouldn't have been able to pass this hurdle. ”

After Jue left first, the chairman stood up and bowed, and said earnestly.

"The pure yin body that Jue first mentioned last time is your daughter?"

"Yes, it's cured now. ”

"People who are pure yin are prone to yin and evil entering the body, but the sense of hearing first said that when the disease occurs, the body emits a black and unpleasant smell from time to time, which is probably poisoning. ”

What the old monk said was very careless, but in the ears of the chairman, he was shocked!