Chapter 1134: What Exactly Is Sacred?
After Xu Mang made dinner, he even made the children's by the way, and was about to ask Xiaoman to come down to eat, but suddenly thought that if he asked her to eat at this time, he would definitely be scolded to death by her.
This woman...
Usually there is nothing special, once you enter the serious mode, the stubborn spirit on the body, not to mention whether ten cows can be pulled back, it is estimated that a space shuttle will not be able to pull it back.
"Xu Yang Xu Man... Your mom is crazy. Xu Mang picked up the children who were playing, sighed and said, "Don't think about resisting... Your dad has been rebelling for years, and she hasn't taken it down. ”
Speaking of which,
Xu Mang couldn't help but sigh, and said silently: "The tigress is not so easy to deal with, the three of us will unite in the future, do you know what unity is?"
Xu Yang and Xu Man looked at their father's nonsense suddenly, their cute little faces were full of doubts about life, although they knew that their father was talking about their mother, but they couldn't understand what he was talking about.
"Dad will teach you how to communicate with Mom first. Xu Mang hugged the child, came to the sofa, began his journey to the pit mother, and said seriously: "The first sentence... Mom, you're stuck!"
Xu Yang:(°ー°〃)
Xu Man: (°ー°〃)
Card powder?
What is Card Powder?
"Uh..."
"The meaning of the word card powder is to describe that your mother's makeup looks good, and when you see your mother putting on makeup in the future, you will walk up to your mother and say to your mother... Mom, you're stuck. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Mom will die happily." ”
"Card Powder~"
"Card Powder~"
The sister and brother have a high talent in language, and instantly remembered the pronunciation of the word, and then said it, which almost didn't excite Xu Mang, and kissed the two of them on the little face.
"Not bad, not bad!"
"Yang Yang and Man Man are very smart!" Xu Mang rubbed his children's little heads.
It may be that Xu Yang and Xu Man misunderstood something, thinking that as long as they shouted 'card powder', their father would praise themselves, and the two little guys began to shout 'card powder' competition, frantically shouting 'card powder card powder'...
"Alright, alright!"
"That's pretty much it... What you lack now is actual combat experience, and tomorrow your mother will get up and put on makeup, and your father will take you to experience the feeling of actual combat. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Let's eat now." ”
Xu Yang and Xu Man's eating speed has always been slow, except for eating... also have to compare with each other, in order to avoid any accidents between the two, Xu Mang has always adopted an attitude of favoring his daughter.
If my son doesn't have anything to worry about this, the little fart will definitely suffer... It's just such partiality, there is no way... My daughter can't be changed.
"Xu Yang!"
"Do you want to make trouble?" Xu Mang's eyes widened, and he scolded angrily: "If you make trouble again... Daddy's going to beat you up!"
After half an hour of tossing,
Xu Mang finally solved the two little guys, looked upstairs, and there was some hesitation in his heart, Xiao Man didn't know if he had solved that problem, wouldn't this be a shock?
"Have you eaten enough?"
"When you're full, Dad will take you to Mom, who hasn't eaten yet. After all, he still felt sorry for his wife, Xu Mang picked up the two little guys with a round belly, and then ran upstairs.
Gently push open the door,
Xu Mang saw that Xiao Man was burying his head and kept calculating on the paper, and when he saw this scene... Xu Mang was still quite distressed, and he originally wanted to laugh at her, but he suffocated back into his stomach.
"Wife?"
"Eaten... We'll figure it out later. Xu Mang said cautiously.
"Don't!"
"I'll be able to figure it out in a moment!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Such a simple thing... My mother still doesn't believe it, but I'm the first place in the World University Student Mathematics Competition, how can I be stumped by this question?"
Looking at Xiao Man with a stubborn face,
Xu Mang could only sigh, silently left the study, put the child in the stroller, and then rushed to the study, dragged Xiaoman into his arms, and then hugged her downstairs in the way of a princess.
"Hey!"
"What are you doing!" Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, he looked angry and happy, silently buried his head in his husband's arms, and said gently: "Husband... I... I can't do it. ”
"I knew you couldn't do it. ”
"Maybe I've set the difficulty too high, and it looks like I'm going to change it... Otherwise, the college entrance examination candidates across the country will be collectively wiped out. Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "Wife... I may have to work overtime at night, so you can sleep by yourself. ”
Yang Xiaoman: ???
Overtime?
What a class to add to a math problem!
Don't...
Yang Xiaoman pondered for a moment and said thoughtfully: "Husband... Are you deliberately avoiding me? Do you have something unspeakable? Why don't you go to the hospital and take a look? ”
Hearing Xiao Man's words, Xu Mang was instantly unhappy, man... You can't do anything, but this is the only one that can't be done, after all, it is related to the dignity of a male.
"Just kidding!"
"I'm a small steel cannon in Ning City, an invincible perpetual motion machine, will I have a problem?" Xu Mang said with a dark face: "I'll let you try it today, what is called Ning City's small steel cannon!"
"Cut!"
"Little spicy chicken. Yang Xiaoman's handsome face was already covered with crimson, and he couldn't help but glance at his husband, and said glutinously: "It's up to you to play at night!"
Belch?
That's not right!
How did the script become like this?
At this moment, Xu Mang reacted, what he had thought before was completely different, it seemed that the situation was completely controlled by Xiao Man, this woman's scheming is very deep!
"What's wrong?"
"Seeing your depressed look, are you timid?" Yang Xiaoman sat at the dinner table and said with a smile: "I think I have passed the stage of regret, and now you can only accept your fate." ”
"Ugh..."
"Careless!" Xu Mang sighed and said silently.
afterwards
When Yang Xiaoman was holding the rice bowl, he glanced at Xu Mang, who was in a daze on the side, and said gently: "Husband... My hand hurts a little, can you feed me?"
“...”
"It's really troublesome..."Although he was very disgusted with his mouth, his body was extraordinarily honest, sitting next to the female devil, feeding Xiaoman one bite at a time, the process was sweet and warm.
However...
The two little guys looked at the scene of their parents' affection, and they were instantly unhappy, in the world of the sisters and brothers, the father can only treat himself like this, even the mother can't.
I'm in a hurry!
The two little ones started to get anxious and cried and screamed in the stroller.
"Two little bastards!"
"Hey!"
"This is my husband!" Yang Xiaoman looked at his son and daughter angrily, and said with a face full of grievances: "Isn't it okay to let my mother enjoy your father's love?"
"Mom... It's stuck!"
"Mom... It's stuck!"
The two little ones thought of the new vocabulary their own father had taught them, and hurriedly used it... Then, the siblings saw a very magical scene, only to see their mother, her face gradually darkened.
"Xu Mang!"
"Mother, I'm fighting with you today!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he grabbed Xu Mang's collar angrily and roared at him: "What messy things do you teach children all day long?"
"Misunderstanding!"
"It's all a misunderstanding!"
...
Following
Modu Educational Institution,
The Office of the Mathematics Group of the College Entrance Examination Office.
Several national high school special mathematics teachers are discussing the comprehensive difficulty of the college entrance examination mathematics papers, but it is not the same as before, and the above notice is down... There is one problem that they don't need to solve.
Faced with this situation,
Several special teachers were very puzzled, logically speaking, the last question should also come from them, after all, the members of this group have been engaged in the college entrance examination questions for many years, and no one knows how to write college entrance examination questions better than them.
However...
The reality is that a notice has been issued from above, asking for the right to give up the right to ask questions on the most important question.
"Strange..."
"If we didn't come up with the problem, how would we grasp the difficulty?" one of the special teachers asked curiously, "And if something goes wrong, who will be responsible?"
"What do you care so much about... The above must have been thought of, so let's do our job. Another middle-aged man said, "But what I'm more curious about now is... Who is the person who asked the last question? ”
"Teacher Ge?"
"Teacher Tao?"
"Except for these two... Who else has the qualifications?" the middle-aged man frowned, his face full of doubts.
And the two gods in his mouth are 'notorious' existences, and many students hate them to the core, because their questions can be described as difficult as madness.
"Who..."
"Do you still remember the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination paper a few years ago?" the special teacher said seriously: "The Zhejiang Provincial Mathematics Paper back then, its difficulty exceeded the imagination of ordinary people, and everyone originally thought that it was Mr. Ge's paper, after all, only he had this strength." ”
"Later..."
"I knew that the person who wrote that set of papers turned out to be the current Academician Xu Mangxu!" The teacher smiled bitterly: "The difficulty of his papers is much more difficult than that of Teacher Ge and Teacher Tao, and the candidates in Zhejiang Province were dying one by one at that time." ”
Regarding the difficulty of Xu Mang's Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination papers, it was a hot topic at the time, and the leap of his thinking made everyone crazy, fortunately... Later, he silenced the relics, and never published the paper again, otherwise how many candidates would be buried in his hands.
Then
A man came to the office,
Several special teachers raised their heads and took a look, hurriedly stood up, and shouted at the uninvited guest: "Zhang Ju!"
"Sit, sit, sit!"
"I'm just here to deliver a question. Zhang Ju said with a smile: "Look at the difficulty of this question, whether it is suitable for the most important question in the college entrance examination mathematics paper." ”
What the?
Zhang Ju personally ran over to deliver the question?
Everyone present was frightened by Zhang Ju's move, after all, he was the leader of an educational institution, but he would come over in person for this matter.
According to common sense, this kind of thing can be done by letting your secretary run away, and as a result...
It's incredible!
Saying
Where is the other party sacred?
can make Zhang Judu willing to be his errand tool.
......
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