The second morning, when the sky was only slightly bright, Zhang Zi'an was still curled up in the warm quilt and smirking, dreaming of finding a beautiful girlfriend with a rich white woman, and saliva was about to slip from his mouth. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Quack!"

"!" Zhang Zi'an was frightened and woke up, sat up from the bed, where did Nima come from?

Fina was also woken up, and the guy, who was already angry to get up, reached out and lifted the light gauze curtain, and asked with an unhappy face, "What is this thing called?

As soon as he got up, Zhang Zi'an's mind was still confused, and he didn't come back to his senses.

He shook his head vigorously, trying to sober himself up.

At this moment, there was another loud chanting sound downstairs:

"On the afternoon of hoeing day, Qingming river map, compound grass coral, hematopoietic stem cell ......"

Damn, it's that cheap bird!

As soon as Zhang Zi'an heard this poem that was stained into the bone marrow, he immediately remembered yesterday's events.

"A pear tree presses begonias, and there is one less person in dogwoods......"

The voice of the interpreter bird is full of breath, so real that you can even imagine it shaking its head and chanting poetry.

Fina's face became more and more ugly, "What the hell is going on?"

After Fina came down from the roof yesterday, she went straight to sleep, so Zhang Zi'an didn't have time to introduce her new partner to it.

"That's right," he explained, "it's our new partner, one named ...... Richard Jeffson's African Grey Parrot. ”

"Parrot?" Fina thought for a moment, "No matter what it is in this palace, in short, you can't make noise to rest in this palace!

"Got it, I'll tell it. ”

Zhang Zi'an jumped out of bed, put on his coat, and ran downstairs quickly.

Once downstairs, he saw Richard standing on the metal bar in the center of the floor-to-ceiling glass door, looking left and right with his head held high.

Seeing Zhang Zi'an, it rolled its eyes and said with bad intentions: "The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and the king will not be early from now on...... One library, one library!"

"Spring Festival, your uncle, hurry up and shut up for me!" Zhang Zi'an couldn't wait to shut up his mouth, Nima's voice was so loud that passers-by outside probably heard it.

Of course, Xinghai and Lao Cha were also woken up. Xinghai yawned and jumped out of the crib, Lao Cha rubbed his eyes, dusted off his coat, put on his hat, and straightened it.

"Uncle Ben is an interpreter bird!" said innocently, "you know what an interpreter bird is, and if you shut up, can you still be an interpreter bird?"

"If you don't shut up, I'll turn you into a speechless bird. Zhang Zi'an picked up a packing tape from the ground, "Do you see this?"

"See, what do you want to do?" it tilted its head from side to side, staring curiously at the strap.

"If you are BB again, I'll tie your mouth up. Zhang Zi'an made a gesture to intimidate it.

Richard widened his eyes, but there was no fear in his eyes, as if he was re-examining Zhang Zi'an, and said, "I didn't expect you to be such a Jeff...... Actually, Uncle Ben also likes tortoiseshell bondage! But this rope ...... It's slightly thicker, or thinner!"

"Tortoiseshell, your sister! Feel your sister!" Zhang Zi'an couldn't cry or laugh, he couldn't bear to look directly at the packing tape in his hand, how could he meet such a dirty and cheap bird? What if Xinghai learns badly from it?

"I'm telling you, there's a golden cat upstairs, and he doesn't like to joke, so you'd better be restrained in front of it!

"Who is saying bad things about Hongu behind his back?"

Fina walked down the stairs with vigorous and graceful steps, glaring at Zhang Zi'an coldly.

Zhang Zi'an betrayed his teammates mercilessly, pointed at the interpreter bird and said, "It's it!"

"Gah?"

Richard opened his mouth wide and looked at Zhang Zi'an in amazement.

He squeezed his eyes at it, meaning: "You deserve it!"

"Are you sure?" Fina didn't believe it at all, glaring at Zhang Zi'an, "Why do I sound like you?"

"You heard it wrong, it's true. Zhang Zi'an swore by it.

Richard's eyes rolled, and he realized that Zhang Zi'an couldn't afford to mess with Fina, so he said, "Quack......! I am Richard Jeffson! Hello, beautiful and noble elf of cats! Richard sends you my best regards! May the breeze spread your name everywhere!"

As it spoke, it restrained its frivolity and cunning cleanly, put one wing on its chest, and bowed politely to Fina, like an old-fashioned gentleman.

Damn! How can you say that the style of this bird's painting will change?

Not only Zhang Zi'an, but even Lao Cha looked confused.

Fina squinted her eyes and squatted on the ground, nodded very helpfully, and said reservedly and proudly, "This palace accepts your humble greetings. This palace is the Finea Paris XIII, the guardian of the Immortal Kingdom. Hongu loves shiny things!"

Zhang Zi'an had to brutally expose the truth, "It's a sycophant!"

"Bold! This is clearly showing its devotion to the palace!" Fina raised her eyebrows and reprimanded: "Since you came here from the palace, someone has finally taken the palace correctly, but you have sowed discord from it, what is your intention?"

Zhang Zi'an patiently explained: "No, no, this bird is dirty and cheap, and he was still reciting some obscene poems just now, you can be fooled by it." ”

Richard pretended to be innocent and said very aggrievedly: "Dear Lord Jeff, just because you are afraid that I will compete with you for favor, are you deceiving Your Majesty with slander like this?"

"Phew, who will compete with you for favor!" Zhang Zi'an said angrily: "You cheap bird is cheating on Fina!"

Richard lowered his head sadly, and then raised it in grief and indignation, "My loyalty to Your Majesty can be revealed! If there is an afterlife, I am willing to be reincarnated as a cat, and serve Your Majesty forever and eternally!"

"There is no need to add the word 'if', I will fulfill your wish now and let you be reincarnated!" Zhang Zi'an looked around for the murder weapon.

Richard fluttered his wings, fled far away from Zhang Zi'an, and landed behind Fina, "Your Majesty save me! Your Majesty save me!"

Fina slapped the cat's paws, "Bold! In front of this palace, see who dares to be presumptuous!"

Richard took advantage of Fina's inability to see him, and grimaced at Zhang Zi'an.

Zhang Zi'an was about to explode, pointed at it and scolded: "You guy who eats soft rice, there is a kind of out, I will be one-on-one with you!"

"Your Majesty, this man threatens me, and he looks down on you by threatening me...... Please do me justice!" Richard pitifully begged Fina for help.

When Fina heard this, she nodded and said, "You're right. Zhang Zi'an, do you dare to make trouble in the Divine Palace? Why don't you put down the mop in your hand quickly!"

Zhang Zi'an was completely speechless, this Nima is an interpreter bird?