Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 247 Poked the Hornet's Nest (II)

I don't know why, Lu Baoer always felt that the two bird's nests above her head were a little strange, but she couldn't say what was strange. The little ghost subconsciously took two steps back, keeping a safe distance while being ready to run at any time.

As for the life and death of the two guys in the book, it is not for her Lu Baoer to worry about, even if she encounters something, it doesn't matter. Anyway, it looks so bumpy.

As poor students, they can't study, but playing is their forte.

Niu Gangmen and Wu Guokui were like being possessed by monkeys, and they crawled under the two "bird's nests" after a while.

Wu Guokui was a little puzzled, there was a "buzzing" sound above his head, which was very harsh, and several wasps were spinning around him.

Could it be ...... This is not a bird's nest at all, but a hornet's nest? Wu Guokui was suddenly startled, and wanted to slip away before he could alarm them. At this time, a strange idea suddenly popped up in my mind: "Get some honey and go back to make soup, isn't it fragrant?"

After hesitating for a moment, Wu Guokui finally decided to take a risk, took a deep breath, freed up one hand, took off his shirt to cover his head, and continued to go up shirtless.

The moment his hand reached into the honeycomb, Wu Guokui immediately let out a miserable scream, I don't know how many times he was stung, but he felt that his entire arm was paralyzed. Knowing that he couldn't afford to provoke these beasts, he hurriedly wanted to run away, but the honeycomb was not very strong, and it fell into his arms with a "click" by his hand.

"Woo buy Gaga!" Wu Dalang was stung and screamed, although there were still two or three meters away from the ground, he couldn't hold back anymore, he jumped directly from the tree, in a panic, his body lost balance, the back of his head hit the ground first, and his head buzzed.

Seeing that Wu Guokui actually took a hornet's nest, the cow steel door on the other tree almost didn't laugh, and at the same time secretly said that he was lucky, he put his hand into the bird's nest above his head.

Cool, greasy, fleshy, as if still squirming......! Is it a baby?

Niu Gangmen was overjoyed, saying that it was too late, it was too fast, he grabbed the things in the nest out, and when he saw the true face of the baby, he was suddenly startled!

It was actually an unknown poisonous snake with two thick and thin bodies, red and black, and its fierce eyes were constantly spitting out letter thorns! The reason why it was concluded that it was a poisonous snake was because it was ...... It's not poisonous to grow like this?

Niu Gangmen trembled, hurriedly threw the poisonous snake from the tree, "snapped", and hung directly on the neck of Wu Guokui, who had just risen.

"Ahh Wu Guokui was so frightened that he let out a miserable scream, and stumbled towards the outside of the forest.

And Lu Baoer ran away with the bucket of wild fruits as early as when Wu Guokui touched the hornet's nest.

"Help!" Everyone was playing and frolicking in the camp, when they suddenly heard a heart-rending cry for help, and then saw Wu Dalang holding a hornet's nest in his arms and a poisonous snake around his neck, stumbling towards them.

"Ah!" the camp was in a panic, and everyone scattered like flies.

"How...... "Xu Moqiu was lying on a stone slab and closed his eyes to recuperate, he was instantly awakened by the movement here, got up and took a look, he was taken aback, and hurriedly shouted at Wu Dalang, "Come here!"

"Ahh......h

Xu Moqiu flew up and kicked the honeycomb in his hand to the center of the river, without saying a word, grabbed his collar, and threw him into the river with a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, the snake seemed to be very afraid of water, immediately let go, desperately swam towards the shore, snatched Qin Mengyan sideways, and threw the fruit knife in his hand with a "swish", directly piercing its head and nailing it to the water

Bottom.

Wu Dalang couldn't swim, so he was picked up by Xu Moqiu after a full belly of water, and he was still on the slate. In order to prevent accidents, Xu Moqiu specially prepared a medicine box, cleaned the wound with soap and water, pulled out the stinger, and then used a fire pot to suck out the poisonous juice, and gave him a few painkillers, which can be regarded as stable.

Lu Mingyue rushed over: "How about it, do you want to send it to the hospital?"

Wu Dalang sat up, shook his head and said, "I...... I'm fine. It's just a little swollen......"

Isn't it a little bit? The whole person is completely swollen into a balloon, which is called a funny ......

Xu Moqiu looked puzzled and said: "You said that you are such a big person, I can barely accept playing with snakes, after all, Xu Xian can even do more excessive things." But what does it mean for you to be okay and play with a honeycomb?"

"I ......" Wu Dalang didn't know how to answer him for a while, and he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he said helplessly, "I'm just curious." ”

"Curious?" Xu Moqiu said angrily, "Classmate Wu Dalang, there are more strange things in this world, if you don't put away your curiosity, you will not have ten lives to play." ”

"Teacher, I know I'm wrong. ”

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to say anything about you, just do it. If you feel unwell, remember to tell me, I'll go over there and have a look. ”

The students were in small groups, some were playing by the water, some were flying kites, and some were working hard for the evening's ingredients, and they got along very well.

At this moment, Qin Mengyan was sitting on the ground playing poker with two girls, Xu Moqiu had nothing to do, so she leaned over with a dead skin: "Squeeze it, squeeze it." ”

Qin Mengyan frowned, and reluctantly moved her body: "What are you doing here?"

Xu Moqiu sat down: "Look at what you said, I'll be a staff officer for you! Guarantee to kill the Quartet! Secretly tell you, a few years ago, I participated in the National Fighting and Landlord Competitions, but I won the first prize! Until now, the trophy is still at home, and it is dazzling!"

"You can't die if you don't brag about it? You are still a staff officer? Qin Mengyan gave him a blank look and continued to play cards, "Three with one." ”

"Hey...... The landlord doesn't leave three, Meng Yan, your way of playing is not right!"

"Oh, blow him up! Look, look! I knew he was going to run!"

"Shhh...... You should do it! Listen to me tell you......"

Xu Moqiu is babbling, others are playing cards, he is "chattering" on the side, just forget it, the cigarettes in his mouth are one after another, and he is surrounded by a miasma, just like a fire scene.

Mu Wanjing next to her was so smoked that she burst into tears, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and said, "Teacher, why don't you fight?"

As a people's teacher, I have to set an example. The words were high-sounding, but the actions had already betrayed him, threw away the cigarette butts, and asked with a raised face, "How big is the fight?"

Xu Moqiu has been very poor recently, and he can't find an excuse to ask Qin Mengyan and Lu Mingyue for money, and the moment he saw poker, he immediately had an idea. With his superb card skills, winning a few months of living expenses is not a trivial matter?

Yes, that's it!

Sitting in the next house was the class leader Zhao Yaru, who couldn't help but be surprised when she heard this: "Ah, teacher, it's not good to gamble." ”

"It's not good, really. Qin Mengyan unceremoniously pierced Xu Moqiu's purpose, "Your old mother wants to empty the gloves of the white wolf!"

"That'...... Forget it, I'm still a student, so I won't participate. Otherwise, let's Sister Lu come. Zhao Yaru thought about it, but decided to make a good impression and pulled Lu Mingyue to sit down.

Lu Mingyue looked modest: "However, I don't know how to ......."

"That's a good feeling!" Xu Moqiu

It is called a joy in the heart. He wished that Lu Mingyue wouldn't, so that he would have a better chance of winning. And the two people in front of them are rich women, and they can be used as killing the rich to help the poor. If you win their money, you won't feel guilty in your heart.

Qin Mengyan saw these little Jiujiu in his heart at a glance, a chuckle appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he glanced at Lu Bao'er beside Lu Mingyue: "Bao'er, you go and play cards with Teacher Xu." ”

"Whew...... All right. Lu Bao'er reluctantly stood behind Xu Moqiu.

"Don't worry, if you win in a while, you will receive dividends. Xu Moqiu seemed to have seen the banknotes beckoning to him, and sat up straight, "How big are we?"

"You say. ”

Xu Moqiu thought for a while: "Then ...... 100 bucks, smaller, smaller! Mainly for entertainment!"

It's a good Xu Moqiu, people usually play with a bottom of five and ten yuan outside, but if you come up, it's a hundred, and you still want to squeeze oil and water from your aunt and grandmother! I don't know whether to live or die! I won't let you cry for a while, and my aunt's name is written backwards.

Qin Mengyan sneered: "How many bombs are capped? Double or double? Of course, the most important thing is - are you sure you have money?"

Xu Moqiu said categorically: "Flip! must be turned! No cap, no cap, no passion." As for the money, you don't have to worry, I can ask Mr. Lu to advance my salary! ”

After the cards were dealt, Xu Moqiu two 2 with a ghost, the cards behind were barely strong, so without saying a word, he directly tripled the landlord.

"Gee, what's so embarrassing about this card? Come on, let's get a 3-A, can't you? and then a 10-A. Hehe, you still don't want to, right? Big ghost, you don't want to go up! Gee...... I'm sorry for the one-on-two, it's gone!hahahaha...... What a beautiful spring! I will do the math, one two, two hundred, two times, four hundred and three, eight hundred and four times...... One thousand six per person, cash or QR code?"

Xu Moqiu smiled from ear to ear, the first one earned three thousand two, he made up his mind to run away after playing ten, and he would never give them a chance to turn the tables. took out the mobile phone with a broken screen, opened WeChat and handed it over with a smile.

"What's the panic? three knots, I don't know the rules?" Qin Mengyan was very unhappy with his villainous face, muttered dissatisfiedly, and began to deal cards.

The second, how good everyone's cards are, but Xu Moqiu still has the advantage and narrowly wins, not doubled, but at least not lost, so he won two hundred, plus the previous three thousand two, has won three thousand four, and his heart is even more proud.

Sure enough, making a woman's money is that simple! Hahahaha, the feeling of slaughtering a rich woman is so comfortable!

Xu Moqiu spring breeze proud, the third hand of the card is quite good, three times to win again, think for a moment to play a small three. Qin Mengyan threw down a four, Lu Mingyue hesitated for a moment, and directly threw out four eights: "Fried!"

Xu Moqiu was stunned: "This is all fried?"

"This ...... Can't you?"

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Of course you can, Mingyue, I just think it's better to think more about playing cards, I'm embarrassed if you release water like this......"

Lu Mingyue nodded: "Oh, plane, do you want it?"

Xu Moqiu was like a wild dog whose tail had been trampled on, and screamed: "I don't want it, come out! You finish the cards! I'll wash your feet tonight!"

Lu Mingyue hurriedly waved her hand: "Don't, I can't afford it! ”

"Damn! such a good card?" Xu Moqiu's eyes flashed with a hint of jealousy, hesitated for a moment, and finally decided to give up, shaking his head and saying, "Don't." ”

"Don't you want it, then my aunt and grandmother, I want it!" Qin Mengyan naturally wouldn't let go of this opportunity to beat the water dog, and directly threw out four 9s, squinted her eyes, and glanced at Xu Moqiu, "Do you want it?"